Thursday, December 30, 2010

Day 180 31/12/2010

Fuck my days, today was a bloody long and slow day that's for sure!!! had more than expected on the road with the campervans holding people up but that's no suprise at all as most of them do not know how to fucking drive!!!! also with boaties all it takes is one look in the mirror and a place to pull over to let the 100 cars behind you past!!

Only drama i saw today was some complete idiot in his Subaru rego CKA65 who when i was passing him and 2 other cars decided to pull out right in front of me and go the same speed as the other car in the left lane so really just blocked me from passing, i mean why there was no point in it at all just being a complete and utter imbred piece of shit!

then saw a Wally Sutherland tow truck (rowes) which had a Subaru Legacy B4 on the back and all of a sudden had a little black head pop up, a little girl in the drivers seat must have been 5-6 years old only one in the car when it was being driven by her family member, yeah good safety there. Fail go back to primary!!!

Well that really was my day haha, take care and Happy New Year!!!! bring on 2011!

Day 179 30/12/2010

Well well well one more day to go then New Years booyah!!!

damn this year has gone fast haha, well enough about that, time for more mayhem on the roads lol.

Started out at Papmoa with some old cunt in his flash R8 holden rego D0NLY1 who was going pretty slow on the right lane so i went in the left lane passed him and the lane had ended, i then heard the roar of the V8 and he comes flying up the right hand side of me and cuts me off nearly taking my door panels with him and just about pushing me into the guard rail, complete and utter cunt, well he got his just deserts when he got pulled over for it by the police hah, shame asswipe!!

But wait there's more!!! after being held up with yet more slow traffic all day long, i got into Kawerau where this J-Swap truck and trailer unit pulled straight out of the Mill without even giving a shit who was coming, he then proceeded along at a mere 110kph!!! in a truck i remind you who should be limited to 90 ? jeez his rego was AYZ927 no idea at all.

If that wasn;t bad then i had some silly police lady rego FEA872 who passed me in a 50kph area going 65-70 easily and kept going, so yes indeed she is gettign a report from me, if we cannot get away with anything like that, neither is she, just abusing her power as a Police Officer there so owell.

That was really my whole day slow drivers and a few wankers............

Take care and i will report on yet another day in the "Life Of A Courier"

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Day 178 29/12/2010

Well hope all of you had a good Christmas and didn't endulge too much haha "yeah right" :P

Started off today with some very slow traffic which consisted of campervans which did not pull over at all and held up a consedirable amount of cars and completely oblivious to what is happening behind them.............. cunts!!

Also on the slow list was tourists who still havn't learnt how to drive properly and also the elderly who shouldn't be driving at all full stop.

so that really was my day, the other 3 main idiots were a car full of asians who frankly shouldn't be allowed to drive not being racist just telling the truth, they cannot drive at all on open roads!! and this lady was too busy chatting with her friends/family and swerving all over the road just about causing a few crashes etc then had some silly cock in a subaru wagon who tried ot change lanes round a roundabout and just about collect the front of my car!!! so keep an eye out for this tourist rego FQD465.

Then last but not least was a unmarked police officer in his ute who was tailgating others, then when i went to pass another car he shot in before me by overtaking on a median, then speeding going 120+ which i would have been given a ticket for if i had done that, then speeding again going about 80-90 in a 70 area his rego was DQJ68.


Well that was my day, hope you enjoyed what i have written and remember to stay safe on the roads etc when travelling.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Day 177 24/12/2010

Well today wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be that's for sure!!!

Had a pretty slow run into Whakatane which included a 20 minute delay in traffic jam through the HUB :( then trying to get a park in town was just a joke haha all the people getting thier last minute items etc, then had some slow traffic with campers holding up traffic not pulling over and the usual drama's.

Then in the afternoon it just turned round 180 when hardly anyone was on the roads and it was pretty bloody good haha, had a few wankers though on heading back on the first run when i went to pass she took off like a bat out of hell and then slowed down after the passing lane......... no idea at all!! Rego WM3297

Then in the arvo had some silly mongrels in thier manky ass old ford who was tailgating me and then passed a couple of cars behind me and just about had a head on in the process as they passed when they shouldn't of!!! rego was RM2733

So it is the last day before Christmas :) and now for a feed haha.

Take care to all and have a Merry Christmas to all :)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Day 176 23/12/2010

Hmmmm yet another very shit day, all day long i had people pulling out in front of me the going 70-75kph i mean why the fuck pull out in front of me to go that slow ??

Also combined with the slow assholes i get more slow tourist assholes that do not know how to drive to save themselves!!! i really am over driving round the x-mas period............

I had some silly old black used whore driving along at 70kph travelling from Paengaroa all the way to Te Puke and holding up a bloody long line of traffic and didn't care one fucking time to pull her shit ass over on the side!!! rego was BTZ432

Then coming home i had this retard in an AVTRONIC van rego ABY488 who was carrying a trailer and was sitting on 100, all of a sudden when cars wanted to pass him he startes speeding up to over 120kph i mean wtf cock, you got a trailer on in which you can only go 90 so already 30k's over the limit slow the fuck down willis!!


So yeah nice day eh...............


See you all again tomorrow if i survive!!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Day 175 22/12/2010

Hmmm well yes another day another dollar..................

Started out hearing about the head on collision in Te Puke where the victims were in a critical condition etc, had to figure out how to get through so a few calls were made but luckily all was clear when i went through!!

Then not long after heading off i got to Pikowai when some little hua passed a truck on yellows and was speeding etc, i later caught her in Whakatane when she went into the left lane i went inot the right lane and all of a sudden she cuts straight back in front of me, i then follow her for a bit and pass her, she then shoots up behind me and tailgates me......... some people eh, well she will be getting a letter from her local police station :) rego ELM267

Then after some humid weather which lingered all day long on the way back on the first run this other lady in a unrego'd and unwarranted car decided to floor it when i went to pass her, she then slows back down to 80 after the passing lane and holds up a line of traffic!!! i manage to get passed a few minutes later (10) then after her crap driving skills, she then tailgates me all the way down the next road and what i noticed is she had a small child in the front seat with no seating like a booster or other seat etc, yeah real good safety for your kid eh!!! complete bitch and her rego was AMA307

The rest of the day was me running around like a headless chicken in the humidity and sweating like a pedophile in a preschool!!!

Well i am back home once again ready for another day of crazy bullshit on the roads :)


To everyone who reads my shit that goes on, thank you and travel safe over the x-mas period and yes i still have another few days before it's x-mas just wanted to say it early :P

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Day 174 20/12/2010

Hmmmm well at least today wasn't really that bad haha.


Started out all good with some usual mongo's on the roads trying to go fast and failing miserably due to being stuck behind other cars and so on also people tailgating.

But then i came across a RMD (rorisons) truck who was passing another truck on the Matata straights and didn;t quite get his timing right as i had to pull over on the left to let this fucking cock pass and pull in, now this is the second time i have had the same company and most likely the same driver do this on the same straight aswell!!! shows what a good driver he is eh............ *cough*SHIT*cough*

Then was the ride home, this started with the courier turning up late due to campervans not pulling over!!! and going 80kph.

Then i had rain and heavy fog due to the humidity etc which caused chaos on the roads, also people not turning thier lights ON when low visibility is around etc

Well i am glad yet another day is down and dusted!!!

Let another one begin............

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Day 173 17/12/2010

Fuck me im glad this week is over!!!

Had some major idiots on the roads today, started out heading to Whakataniwha again and had some very slow ones on the roads not knowing how to drive if it saved thier life.

Then all thorugh the township etc had more idiots in the rush to buy/steal thier X-mas gifts etc, then got into Te Teko and fuck me had some little wanna-G on his Pitbike (small motorbike) and his cuzzies on another bigger bike, not one of them were wearing a helmet, shoes or anything for safety but owell that's Te Teko for you!! anyway, this one on the little bike just rode straight out in front of me when i was going 100kph!! i had to slam on the brakes nad just about ran this fucker over, not that i would have cared really!! one less mongrel on the road.

Then rest of the day had a fair bit of rain and that made drivers worse including some fuckhead on the way home in which he moved over to the left for me to pass after a turnoff, then when i started to pass this shit drove straight back over just about into me!!! his rego was DAH893, also had some Sky installation van this morning pass a coiple of cars on a median when just down the road there was 2 lanes going through to pass all he likes, but no had to do it then and there cutting off a car too Rego was EWS415.


Well im glad it is over now!!! take care on the roads!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Day 172 16/12/2010

Rain and cunts, what makes driving more fun ??

Well the whole day once agian was ruined by complete fucking morons that shouldn't even have a licence at all!! had shit heads flying left and right today, heading out got stuck behind 2 trucks with an old person behind them and then a line of about 50 cars, everyone was just about tailgating each other so made for NO PASSING!!! and very slow driving at a mere 80kph this carried on from matata all through to Whakatane, not one person at the front pulled over at all all up them self cunts.

Then had some silly maori bitch run through a roundabout and i just about nailed her in the drivers door and she carried on like it was normal.......... Rego was ELQ299

Then had some idiot on the way home in her Sparky Prius rego DMW358 who was driving irratically, speeding and passing very fast and rashly!! silly tart, then had some complete moron in Te Puke run a roundabout again!!! some wanabe G-Dog in his Odyssey wagon thing rego FKG394 just about hit him as he flew past at over 60kph.....


Rest of the day was held up with slow assholes and ones going way too fast in the rain etc so yeah great day :S

Take care and see you again tomorrow!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Day 171 15/12/2010

Well well well yet another slow day lmao, started off going alright i spose with a good run till i got to Matata, then got held up by a small truck then a larger one then behind that an old man, and behind that about 100 cars in a line not leaving a gap for anyone to pass or pull over etc so yeah very slow trip at 80kph!!!

The rest of the day was bloody hot and muggy so made for a crap day to be running round in but owell lose weight i spose haha!

Yet more slow dirvers and irratic behaviour which included some cunt in a Suzuki Kizashi thing, rego was FLQ481 who would sit in the passing lane till the very end then he would hoof it and shoot past all the cars and you would be stuck there behind them all. Yay for him....... Not!! cunt!

Well that was really the main thing, slow drivers and irratic ones too so yeah hope it gets better as this is getting crazy on the open roads.

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Monday, December 13, 2010

Day 170 14/12/2010

Hmmmm yet again another very slow day :(

More slow drivers all over the place, why can't people just drive the speed limit ?? it would cause alot better traffic conditions etc.

Had more crazy mongrel mob on the roads in kawerau flying past others and passing in stupid places........... well that really says it all eh.

Not really much to say apart from had a fuckin slow day with more roadworks in which places that needed to be done arn't and things that don't need to be done are getting re-done ? wtf also idots all day long!!! and then had the other courier arrive very late which held me up by alot!

Lets hope things get better........

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Day 169 13/12/2010

More bloody tourists!!!! why can't they just go the speed limit and not hold up traffic ? most of today which in the morning was the worst i had tourists lined up in thier rental cars, a whole group of them maybe about 5-6 cars from Ace rentals and all going slow and not leaving a gap for people to pass etc and travelling at 80-90kph holding up trucks and cars for ages!!!

Also had some silly little tart in her unrego'd car this morning who was speeding then cut in front of me only to slow down, then just about launched over a kerb then took off like abat out of hell then tailgated more cars only to pass a van and cut it off as she passed on a turning median............. her rego was YD5803, absolutely no idea at all!!

Rest of the day was very slow due to trucks and the added traffic due to X-mas coming up etc so yeah..........

Well i hope tomorrow will be better, very unlikely but worth a try haha!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Day 168 10/12/2010

Well getting closer to Xmas so more idiots and slow drivers all over the place this includes the holiday makers etc who have no idea how to even drive!!

This morning was going great till i got into Whakatane and they had closed off one of the road and had to take a detour round the back etc which wasn't very far but took a while and lost a fair bit of time due to the amount of traffic using the same road..........

The about lunch time heading through te Puke this silly tart who was trying to beat a truck through the 2 lanes there she shot straight in front of me cutting me off only o slam on her brakes to avoid going up the back of the truck itself, then back into the other lane to try and pass it which she did only going about 80 in a 50kph zone!! then she got passed by me later on in the passing lane haha what a silly bitch!

Then if that wasn't good enough had some Mongrel guy in Kawerau who was sitting on 90 in a 100 zone and as soon as i caught up to him he hoofed it to over 130 and tialgated cars and was speeding and passing like there was no tomorrow this happened for a while, so yeah no idea at all this week!!


Very slow trip back home tonight also with cars going well under the speed limit :(

Owell now is the weekend thank god for that!!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Day 167 9/12/2010

Just like the other days this one was pretty shit too haha, started the morning with 2 cunts tailgating me could have been trying to race each other maybe not ? but anyway both passed me after tailgating then shot off passing a truck both on yellow lines at over 130-140kph.

Rest of the day was filled up with roadworks, slow drivers very slow drivers, tourists that cannot drive to save themselves, old people and cannot forget the assholes in the trucks who can't drive and no this is not every truck driver cause there are some good ones out there!! in particular the one i am talking about belongs to brandy's this cunt was sittign on the centreline blocking me form looking ahead making it more dangerous for me to see etc, then once i starte passing he rips into the oncoming lane probably about 1/4 of the way in there untill i passed him and got back in then he flew back over to his correct lane and guess what yep another Maori driver seems to be a common thing in maori people, not trying to be racist at all just stating the facts.

they are very aggressive and bad tempered, not all of them!!! just a fair few!

Well that really was my day on the roads, i hope Friday will be better!!

Take care.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Day 166 8/12/2010

This just gets better and better doesn't it ?

Started the morning just out of te Puke when some fucking maori or indian (didn't get a good look) with all thier mates in the car (rego CZU352) started passing in the most stupid places and the oncoming cars paid for it too having to swerve out of the way to avoid this manic, he did this once just passed the te Puke Golf Course when he passed a truck and car, he then did it not long after when he passed 2 trucks and a car and forced a lady off the road!!!

The later on in the day after battling with a fair few trucks and slow drivers, coming round the last bend on the Matata Straights before Otamarakau this Regal Haulage truck came flying round the bend and half in my fuckin lane!!! so rang the company and reported him, the boss guy said he was gonna give him a yell etc so here's hoping!

Then on the same trip back i had an Adline truck carrying loose gravel/Pumice mix with dirt etc which i was following behind and the tail opened a little bit about 10CM or so which caused all his load to start falling out, and where you may ask ?? on my fuckin vehicle!!!! scratches and mud like concrete all over it!! fucking cunt.

Then the rest of the day was just battling more slow drivers etc all the way home, so yeah quite eventful today, hope not much more of this for the rest of the week as i am well and truely over it haha.

Take care and i will see you again tomorrow for yet more drama's i guess.............

Monday, December 6, 2010

Day 165 7/12/2010

Fuck this man, today was pure hell!!! talk about a slow day.

Had more people pull out in front of me today than any other day i have had this included some cunt ass tourist in a van rego BBB363 who pulled in front of me then sat on 75-80kph in a 100 zone!!! i tooted at them after about 10 mins of following them for them to pull over as there was a que about 10 miles long behind me!!! but no idea what so ever, go back to your fucking country if you can't drive or stay off the damn road!!

Then had some fat cunt maori in his G-Unit honda civic (rego TC5887) oh no soo tough, he pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100, i just about went up the back of him, when he looked at me in the mirror i shook my head meaning like that was a bad idea, he then sticks his fat fuckin arm out the window with pieces of left over KFC falling of him and gives me the finger and shakes his fist, he then turns off at the next turn and when i go past him he puts his hand out again like a gun and pretends to shoot me etc......... wow yeah the only thing i am going to die from is the shit on the end of your fingers you fat cunt!!!


Well apart from those 2 cunts the rest of the day was bloody slow with the courier turning up late again and all sorts but can't really be fucked writing anymore as you can probably tell i am not the happiest person in the world right now haha.


Well take care once again and if you are a tourist please go the fuckin speed limit!!!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Day 164 6/12/2010

Today has to be one of the slowest days i have had specially with this hot weather!! it just dragged on and on.............

Also to add to the slow day i had tons of trucks all over the place, mostly container/cargo stuff like bulk loads and not many logging ones but there were a few this included a 6 truck train which i had to try and get passed one by one on the way out to Kawerau this arvo haha, talk about a mission some of them would speed up and block the gap so i couldn't get in which in my opinion is disgusting behaviour as could lead to a crash if someone was coming the other way etc.

Most of the day was filled with very slow drivers once again which just kept coming out of nowhere, one maori guy who was ugly as fuck he was going about 120+ on the highway passing lane then as soon as it finished he went down to a mere 80kph!! so once again if your going to go this slow go back to Kaikohe where your family has been imbred 100 times over and stay there!!!

Well i have had enough of today, been very slow with assholes on the roads etc and it's only going to get worse due to x-mas so take care on the roads and ill see ya again tomorrow for more fun and adventures!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Day 163 3/12/2010

I am glad this week is over!!

More and more cars and yet more and more idiots all over the road, had a fair few drivers causing shit today which included the following

1. ENE828 who i was following behind from te Puke all the way to Whakatane, this guy was speeding then slowing down etc most of the way there, he constantly crossed the centre line which nearly got him hit a few times!!

2.BFG653 This shit ass tourist i followed out of Whakatane was doing similar to the last guy, crossing the centre line god knows how many times and i went to pass him and he just cut straight out in front of me and passed the other car too!! just about went up the back of him.

3. had a guy race past me at about 130+ so rang in and he got pulled over by the police, and no reg/wof and speeding so there ya go my x-mas prezzie for ya cunt!!!

4. This fat islander lady jumped straight in front of me when i went to pass her and she sat in the passing lane the whole way not even passing!! some people eh no lcue on how to drive a car at all, all to them selves!

Well it is now the weekend haha, damn glad too!! only good thing about today was the sun!

Take care on the roads and i will see you all again Monday!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Day 162 2/12/2010

Well this week just keeps getting better doesn't it haha, well to be honest most of the morning wasn't too bad!! which is quite rare.

Had nice weather all day a bit muggy but all good i spose, better than pissing down with rain :P all morning had pretty good traffic with hardly any idiots just a few slow ones, then came the afternoon *sigh* had some old man in his Citroen rego ZZ1077 who was tailgating me and speeding etc within a meter of other vehicles then more speeding just some crazy shit, then rest of the day was all good untill I started to come home when i found the assholes of the century speeding all over the place this included some big maori gorilla going at least 140 in his holden................. overcompensation ??

Well that's really my day, see you again tomorrow for the last day :D

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Day 161 1/12/2010

Well fuck my days another new month begins and what a shitty start!!!

Not long after leaving work i went round a corner and saw this fat huge as whore parked half on the road half off etc, so i goto pass her and notice she was actually waiting for a bus to get through, ok yes my bad i didn't see it due to other cars/vans parked on roadside blocking my view etc, so i just cruise up and wait behind this chunky mumma, she then throws her massive arm out the window in which her gigantic bat wings could easily cover up a small village in africa!!! and starts giving the fingers to me, i was like wtf ?? i pulled in behind you so get over it you ft tart and no i am not going to beat you to Mc Donalds!! anyway she then carries on after the bus went past and goes about 20kph if that and her and her friend are laughing thier heads off, maybe just trying to piss me off ?? anyway as soon as the next road comes along i just turn down that and take off again so no skin off my nuts her rego was YC8640 (no rego either)

Then the rest of the day was filled up with people that just didn't give a fuck about thier own safety or others as i got pulled in front of over 12 times today and every single car that did it went half the speed i was going, like 60 in a 100 and 30 in a 50 etc all the time and this happened all day long!!!

so now i am really glad to be back home off the crazy roads, and yes i know it is only going to get worse due to Christmas and so on, so yay bring on the crazies!!!

Well i am off for now, take care on the roads and stay safe :)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Day 160 30/11/2010

Fuck what a day haha.

Once again started out ok i guess that was untill i was heading back through Te Puke when this ugly looking mongrel driving this piece of shit Rover was sittign behind me then started passing me on the left only thing was the lanes had already merged into one about 50 meters back, she came up on the left hand median trying to pass me but unfotunatly for her she just about hit the kerb and had to pull back HAHA Shame!! fucking whore. Oh and her rego was WT2947

Then heading back out on the last run i had some Police car rego FKP405 that i saw shooting up behind me, he couldn't pass as there was a corner ahead of me and a slow car in front which i passed just after the corner, the cop started passing at the same time and sat right on my bumper and tailgated me till i got back in, he then sat behind me for a bit till after the next corner where he floored it and shot past going about 120-130 with no lights or sirens at all, later on down the road within about 3-4 mins he was parked up with another cop on the side of the road ?? WTF and he couldn't of just taken his time, talk about abusing his power!!!


Well that's really all today, can't really be fucked typing more out haha.

Take care untill tomorrow and ill write up another day :)

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Day 159 29/11/2010

Far out there is some assholes on the roads!!! morning started out pretty weird with the weather not knowing what it was going to do as it was spitting and then raining then spitting etc most of the morning then got into Whakatane and far out, all the worst drivers in the world must live here!

Had this maori whore shoot up behind me i only saw her as she was weaving in and out of traffic with no indication etc and then tailgating me trying to get past which she couldn't her rego was FKZ475

Teh on the way home after some more slow as drivers got this complete cunt of a driver who was speeding and wandering all over the road and tialgating other cars all the way down the highway then he went into the left lane and when i got in the right lane to pass him through a different turnoff he just pulls straight over on me nearly hitting the front of me vehicle!! complete fucking shit head his rego was AZW637

Then the rest of the day followed with yet more very slow drivers including some old maori lady who i passed twice as i had to pull over to do a pickup then passed her again as she was on about 80kph and when we got into the passing lane she had no trouble going over 110!!

Well that was my day, hope tomorrow is better!!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Day 158 25/11/2010

Hmmmmm if not slow drivers and assholes what then ??? Roadworks that's what hahaha!!

Had 2 sets of roadworks today which was all fresh and was down to slower than 30kph with cars spraying all the loose metal around etc.

Had some assholes who thought they were fast and were speeding this continued most of the day and at the end of the day had some wanker and his cuzzie bro who were sittign in the passing lane not passing and being cunts holding up traffic laughing and so on.


Well that was really all that happened................

Take care and ill see ya again tomorrow :)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Day 157 24/11/2010

Far out today has been shit, all day the highway's were pretty well ok with traffic meaning not that much, but in town etc had stacks of cars all through!! couldn't find a park anywhere lmao.

Only downside to all of that is there was some crazy as drivers out there i had a few near misses with assholes all over the place, and at the end of the day had the courier arrive late 45mins!!! so i got back bloody late as :(

Well that was really my day, had some sun and some good times but overall not really haha.

Oh and this morning heading out had some wanker in a hilux ute who didn't know how ot use the accelerator properly and would speed up then slow down constantly can't even remember how long i got stuck behind this shit but all good.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Day 156 23/11/2010

Fucking hell, this week just gets better doesn't it ??

Had assholes again today but this time yet another trucking taking action on the roads this is what i wrote to K&S Freighters about this asshole driving the truck.


"Today when heading through te Puke on Jellicoe Street one of your trucks rego CZN507 was speeding through the 50kph zone going about 70kph and tried to block me out, as i was near the front of the truck he had sped up to close the gap then he sat next to the car in front of me etc, then just further down started to tailgate another vehicle within 2 1/2 meters behind it which carried on all the way to the Whakatane turnoff where he carried on towards Rotorua.

I find this behaviour of his purely disgusting as a professional driver he was anything but!! and would like some action to be taken against this."


This was purely shit driving and shouldn't be tolerated by anyone at all if anyone had walked out at a crossing etc and the car in front of him stopped he would have cleaned them all up!!!

Well that's basically the main ass in the whole day, so another day down and another dollar earned...............


Take care!!! drive safe and i'll see you all again tomorrow!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Day 155 22/11/2010

Well well well, yet another crappy day haha, morning wasn't that bad really till i got into Whakatane and passed this guy rego SPAGZ in a holden and when doing so he sped up so when i pulled in he was already tailgating me and givin the fingers etc, complete fucking asshole!!

Then one of the other couriers was 50 minutes late which fucked up my whole day no lunch etc so long day, then rest of the day was alright except the weather changing constantly haha.

Then lastly had some cunt in a Stanaway Earthmoving ute who was speeding/tailgating me the shot past at over 130kph which i go him pulled over so not too bad.....

Well another day over, and thank god!!!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Day 154 19/11/2010

Well i have had it with today, more cunts than a cervical screening programme.

All up had an asshole in a Bluebird rego UC9379 who would be speeding, blocking cars from passing and passed withc ars coming head on etc

Then had some complete fucking mongaloid shitfaced piece of shit that is lower than low who was racing with his other dole bludging cuzzie bro along the Matata straights and when passing a truck going over 140 was coming straight for me i had to slam on the brakes and just got off the road when he shot past me nearly hitting my car and just about hitting the truck he was passing!!! complete fucking black cunt who i wouldn't even give the time of day to look at!

Then on the way home, had a Regal Transport truck pull straight out in front of me again from Matata as he couldn't wait 1 fucking car!!! some fat fuck driving it too, complete asshole.

Well that sums up my day, really glad it is over and im still bloody well alive!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Day 153 18/11/2010

Well today was just like the rest of the week, full of complete cunts!

Had rugged ass missing teeth inbred maori's from kawerau with kids jumping orund the back seat pulling out in front of me to fat chunky husky bitches in caldina's who don't look when they pull out in front of me.

Also had some tourist in a camper who was sitting on 90 and as soon as i passed he started tailgating me etc, then had some asshole shoot past in both a ford falcon going 130 and same with a ute doing roughly the same.

Another bunch of cunts included a guy who lost a whole side pane of glass from his van and smashed all over the road causing delays etc.

Had tons more but can't bloody think of them all haha!!

Take care for today and ill see ya all again tomorrow for more fun!!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Day 152 17/11/2010

Fucking hell, it just gets worse as the week goes on doesn't it ??

Had trucks come out today for miles, seemed as if i pass one truck and another pulls out from somewhere in front of me and i gotta wait for that asswipe, this happened most of the day with cars and idiots being complete cunts all day :(

Also had some fuck in a what sounde like a V8 van tailgate me then shoot past at about a mere 130kph! then also some little slut in a pink car ripped straight out of a giveway sign in which i just about gave her severe anal!!!

Rest of the day followed with basically the same as any normal day with idiots left, right and centre being just that idiots!!

only good thing about today was the sun!!!!!

Also a truck thorugh Te Puke got the best shutdown i have seen in a while he was in the right lane with another one in front of him and he jumps st4raight in front of me in the left lane tries to undertake the truck and then the car in front slowed down so he jumps back into the right lane and then the car in frot of me turns off so i speed up to pass both trucks and he tried to jump back in front but i was already up the side of him so he had to wait and got passed by another 2 cars haha!! shame cunt.

Well that's all folks!!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Day 151 16/11/2010

Well well well, 2nd day back and what do i get, more cunts on the roads!!

All day today was filled with shitty drivers which included indians that drive too slow and truck drivers going too fast for thier own good which included NZL Group number 370 who was blocking me from passing by sitting on the centreline every time i went to have a look to pass and then once i finally got passed this fuckwit not long later in Matata, he was going at least 80-90 in the 60 zone then heading to Kawerau he was catching me and i was sitting on 105!!! talk about dangerous far out.

Then i had some fuck from Downer Edi again who was in his grader with another monkey sitting behind him right on the centreline blocking people from seeing to pass going a mere 20kph!!! move over your fucking shits and learn how to drive or even better learn how to do your job!!!

Then had a Bay Hopper bus run a red light at Maungatapu and i just about went into the back of him!! bus number 728 i think it was ?

Well that's all i am going to say today, been alot more people in the roads then this that have done crap but can't be fucked typing it all out.......


Stay safe and ill see ya all agian tomorrow

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Day 150 15/11/2010

Far out, well after a week off get back and am welcomed back by all haha.

Today wasn't bad at all really had a few idiots on the roads like speeding and one lady who passed on a corner with a car coming towards and the oncoming car had to move right over but apart from that nothing major at all.....

Reasonable weather most of the day, morning was a bit drizzly and this arvo was dark in patches but no rain for me just a bit of sun for the driving arm haha.

Well i will leave you all with this and see you again tomorrow for another day.

Untill then take care and drive safe :)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Day 149 5/11/2010

Well what a fucing good day, NOT!

Started with a fucking shit as driver from higgins who when i went to pass just came straight into my lane and forced me into the opposite lane over the double yellow and when i tooted at him, he did the same!! Fucking monkey.

The rest of the day followed with tons of trucks on the roads and alot of cars too, which all made for a crap day due to a good 3/4 of them all going too bloody slow for thier own good!

I also had a good run in with some immigrant in Te Puke who ran a giveway sign and i just about went through the drivers door, also a jeep and trailer running a red light at Maungatapu roundabout which i had to slam on the brakes for, yet another drop kick.

That was about all i think...... really cannot be fucked writing anymore tonight as i am over it!!

Got a week off then i will be back, till then stay safe.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Day 148 4/11/2010

Man there is some idiots on the road, had fuck knuckles everywhere i went today.

Started by Papamoa where some fuck head tried to block me from passing so when the car on the left turned off i shot into that lane and passed him and he sped up but was too late and got stuck behind another car haha, take that you fucker!!

Then had some crazy ass whore with a red bandana wrapped round the rear vision mirror who passed on double yellows then a single yellow not long after, also tried to block me from passing and so on, then on the last run home in Te Puke had this cunt in a van do a U-Turn straight in front of me as he didn't look if i didn't stop i would have gone thorugh his drivers wheel (passenger side) so yeah not happy.

Well one more day to go yay!! then weekend time haha.

Take care and ill see ya all again tomorrow :)

Monday, November 1, 2010

Day 147 2/11/2010

Fuck me sideways haha this day was shit as all hell lmao.

Had people left right and centre pulling out in front of me today and going slow etc most of the day, this included some complete twat in a Nissan rego FCR911 who just ripped straight out in front of me when i was going 100 on the main highway and it was all clear 2 cars behind me, but no stupid cunts had to pull out and i nearly went straight up the back of the fuckers!! owell another driver report going out to the lucky person who has no idea how to drive.....

Rest of the day was pretty tame i guess, oh another TD Haulage truck and guess what the same driver TDH11 as before crossed the centre line after he passed me going towards Pongakawa :S this guy needs a medal for not being able to drive professionally...

Well that was really my whole day haha, take care and ill see ya all again tomorrow!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Day 146 29/10/2010

Well well well, yet another good day i reckon overall anyway haha :P

The sun was shining all day except it died a little bit on the way home and looked like it was going to rain but owell.

Some more slow drivers but nothing new, also had a Linfox truck cross the centreline on the otamarakau hill drop when he was too fast round the corner and just crossed the centreline with the trailer coming a bit further, and with that corner if he had come any closer that would have been it for me as there is nowhere to go with the barrier so yeah kinda makes me take life more seriously with these so called "professional" drivers on the roads :S

Also had some fuck head in Matata this arvo who just pulled straight out in front of me when he could have waited for me and one other car then pulled out but no once again had to be in front!!!

Then on the way home, had a reasonable trip back till i got to Te Puke then it turned to crap but that's no suprise in a dump like that!! Had some guy in the old Papamoa Hall passing lane and i was following behind him and speeding up when we were passing a couple of trucks, near the end when i was half way passing the last truck before te lane closed up ahead, this cunt slowed right down and with a car behind me i had no where to go but floor it and carry on, so sorry ot the FCL truck i had to sort of cut off a little bit, i think he saw what was happening and slowed down a bit but i still had a bit of room to get passed anyway which was all good it's just some assholes who think it's ok to slow down when they have finished passing the cars etc......


Well that was my day, quite eventful but all good.

Take care and drive safe over the weekend!!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Day 145 28/10/2010

Well slap my ass and call me jimmy!!! lol

Today has gotta be one of the better days i have had, nice weather and hardly any idiots apart from a couple of slow ones but fuckin oats it was good, gettin a tan haha and listenin to the music was just awesome, a good sign that summer is on it's way!!!

Bring on more sun and good weather and drivers haha.

That is my whole day really so not much to say :P

Day 144 27/10/2010

Hmmm well another day with yet more slow and inconciderate drivers all over the road which included a Car transporter which was going way too fast round a corner in pongakawa and crossed the centreline and just about hit me so yeah..........

also had some old man going 60 in a 100 zone too which held up soo many people it wasn't even funny.

Well that was really my day :S

See you for now haha

Monday, October 25, 2010

Day 143 26/10/2010

Well the sun was about the only good thing today......

Had slow drivers and complete idiots on the roads which consisted of one guy who was heading into Te Puke which was holding up a damn long line of traffic as he was carrying a trailer going 60 in a 100 zone with his crap falling off the fuckin trailer!! he must of had about 30+ cars behind him and no attempt to pull over at all.

The later this arvo heading home had this bitch who was tailgating me heaps and then shot past me going at least 125kph! rego ALY125.

Apart from that just the usual on the roads, oh and i saved a bird on the road haha, was in shock with cars just about running the thing over so jumped out and put it to the grass on the side of the road :P

Well have a good night and i will see you all again tomorrow for more madness on the road!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Day 142 22/10/2010

Well slap my nuts and call me jimmy, today was a weird as day......

Started very slow with all the traffic for the long weekend going on holidy etc, most of these people probably havn't been in a car since last year and they have forgotten to drive one lmao, had people who didn't know what the fuck they were doing at all and were all over the place or going well under the speed limit, so much for what the police said about catching people going under the speed limit, i had 4 cops go past this one person today who was sitting on about 75-80 in a 100 zone and the cops did jack shit, i even had a cop who shot passed a line of cars with his lights on only to turn them off once he had passed, talk about abusing the power.

Then in the arvo i saw some mongrels get pulled over in Kawerau with thier car that had been semi-crushed and they were towing it along HAHA!! no one at all could fit in it due to the roof caved in and the doors folded in etc, and was getting towed along with a tow rope haha.

I also got pulled over for a licence check but carried on straight after :)

Then came the end of the day, the last ride home bloody home had all the curry munchers in the world come out to drive and fuck me they are slow!!! 75 and under must be there motto or something ?? as they never seem to go over that haha.

Well my day is over and i got back early which was bloody awesome!! Take care over this long weekend period and drive safe!!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Day 141 21/10/2010

Another fucked up day but aren't they all so far ??

When heading off this morning from Maungatapu passing lane there i had this shit head in his BMW and when i went to pass he sped up and shot in front of me then slammed on his brakes only to block me!! he did this 3 times all the way to the last passing lane before Domain road where he did it again but this time there was a gap on the left so i booted it under-passed this fuckhead and went back in front of him stupid fuck his rego was ELS262 no warrant of reg either...........

Then the rest of the day was taken up by slow drivers yet again :S assholes truckies who cannot stay in their lane!!! and Mongrel Mob primary school kids who abuse me (verbally) when i go through Kawerau saying stuff like "you white piece of shit, fuck you cunt, fuck off, ill kill you" etc you get the point.

If these kids wern't related to gang members they would not be laughing anymore :) but because everyone in Kawerau is related and imbred then nothing i can do......


Rest of the day was slow as like always but owell always another day :S

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Day 140 20/10/2010

Haha well today was a bit better but not too much :P

Started off great till i got to Whakatane along Thornton Road where i got stuck in a que of cars going 75-80 when i saw the problem, one guy at the front travelling that speed and not letting anyone passed at all, i then managed to slowly get passed all the cars till i was behind this idiot, when going through the strat of the HUB in Whakatane he went into the right lane so i went in the left and when i was at his back bumper he just pulls straight over just about hitting the front of my car!!! so i went back in the other lane tooted at him and carried on.

Then i went to Garaway street for a pickup and when i came out was just pulling out when this crazy whore shot past me going at least 100kph in a 50 zone wtf ?? then she shot off down through Kope alleyway tailgating cars and trying to pass etc, also she had a carseat in the back hope there wasn't a kid in the back :S

Then if that wasn't enough got hit with a ton of rain and got saturated all throughout my clothes haha, owell nice weather for the rest of the day :P

The rest of the day consisted of slow drivers and more wankers that's about all.

Well take care and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, October 18, 2010

Day 139 19/10/2010

Well i can say that today was a very eventfull day haha.

It started off slowly like normal with shit drivers then as i was heading back to TGA along the last Matata straight i had a fucking huge Bull bucking around on the main State highway haha, then after trying for about 15 mins talking to immagrants at 018 (directory) i have up trying to search for Animal control, then headed back for lunch and carried on after when i had to wait for an urgent parcel coming from Hamilton which i had to wait 30 mins longer than what i would normally leave :S lucky they arrived a bit earlier so not too much of a delay, i then got held up back in Kawerau when 2 large trucks with a high load went under the Mill overpass bridge and just about hit the bridge and had to go 1kph holding up tons of traffic whilst they crept along under it just touching it haha, then after that had some lady just about T-bone me when she tried to run through a stop sign when i was turning into that street!!! i then got stopped at a Police checkpoint to check for WOF/Rego and passed no probs but about 3 maori families and no i am not being racist they were all maori!! were all on the side of the road out of thier cars with obviously no reg or warrant haha.

The rest of the day consisted of me sprinting everywhere and a slow journey back home.

Well that was it for today, take care and drive safe!!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Day 138 18/10/2010

Another slow day with trucks all over the place which i later found out that there was a convention type thing of older trucks in Awakeri which would explain it haha.

Just more trucks than usual on the roads which made the day pretty slow but most of the trucks wern't too bad it was mostly the slow as drivers on the roads which made the day shit, also had some lady who was travelling slow then would speed up every time i would try and pass her so not sure what she was on :S

Then had another slow journey back home with assholes from Whakatane to TGA including the indians from Te Puke who cannot drive to save themselves anyway so yeah.....

Owell tomorrow is yet another day of adventures on the roads haha.

Take care and another day is only hours away.......

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Day 137 15/10/2010

Another crap day lmao, yet more idiots on the roads but at least the weather was good haha.

Morning went ok i guess got held up a little bt by roadworks which is down to 50kph etc, also had a crazy asshole speeding past people irraticaly and then this arvo i had a maori in a Ford falcon thing in a 50kph are going 90 and also rippin a burnout on the next street and just about collecting a car whilst going that speed.

But apart from that and the slow drivers today wasn't really too bad i guess, well that is all i will see you all again Monday for another fun day haha

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Day 136 14/10/2010

Well well well another shit day with yet more slow drivers and it didn't help me with a slow vehicle i had hich was gutless as all hell.

I had a silly whore this afternoon who pulled straight out in front of me when i was going along the State highway 2 through Pongakawa going 100 and she just rips out in front of me, i had t slam on the fuckin brakes to avoid this fuck head who's rego is ABL220 white Honda CRV, she couldn't just wait 2 cars till it was all clear then could pull out right then and there.

The rest of the day was very very slow, missed my lunch break basically so came off my run and had to go back out again not long after which was shit..... Also had a vehicle from Mowers and Chainsaws in Whakatane pull straight out in front of me on the strand didn't even give a shit just rip on out, fucking cunt!!

Well i just hope tomorrow has a better day in store and better weather!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Day 135 13/10/2010

Well how was my day ??

It was fucking shit haha, weather was crap still!! had rain and wind all day it was like being behind an indian after a night on the curry!!

Was getting blown around most of the day if i wasn't being pissed on by the almighty man upstairs haha then came the roadworks and yet again yes that is right more slow drivers for a change :S

Had a complete wanker this afternoon who was driving his ute behind a truck in the rain which none of us could see behind the truck's overspray in the rain and well what does he do ?? he starts to pass just before a bend!! and if that's not enough a car was starting to come round which i could see so i backed off and he kept going and the car that was coming around the bend clueless to wha is about to come round had to tun over fast to the left to avoid this cunts shitty and dangerous driving!! so to all keep an eye out for this guy rego BNP630 in his Green Nissan Navara.

Well apart from that and a late courier which made me late all was ok i guess :S

Untill tomorrow, see ya!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Day 134 12/10/2010

Arghhhhhh fucking hell, if it's not slow drivers or the weather it's the Roadworks!!!! between Te Puke golf course and just after Pukehina beach there is 6 sets of roadworks!! fucking hell all of them are down to 30kph and some with the little lolipop men with thier stop/go signs.

If that wasn't bad enough all the indians in the world came out too, had a ragroller in his primera this morning with a huge rev counter but he went as slow as a nana, ended up shooting past him then the afternoon had a car full of old indians with the huge beards taking thier time like old men they were.

Another factor today was the damn wind!! blowing the vehicle all over the damn road same with a ton of other motorists during the day.

Well i can't really be assed writing anymore tonight as i am tired as a motherfucker haha.

Take care and ill see ya all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Day 133 11/10/2010

Hmmm what a strange day haha, had alot of wind and some rain every now and then.

When heading out i had some curry munchers in thier Subaru who constantly speed up when i was trying to pass them and were all over the road, as soon as i got passed they slowed right back down wtf is up with indians seems to me they all do this ?

The got behind a Mike Lambert truck who was going just over 105kph in the rain :S yeah that's a good idea!!! asshole.

Hmm what else, oh yeah saw another mongrel in the same unregistered and un warranted car that did something to me last week rego SW5069 i think it was, owell some don't learn........

Rest of the day was filled up with more slow drivers, rain and tons of wind which was blowing vans and heaps of things round the roads.

Well that was really my whole day haha.

Take care on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow for more adventures on the roads!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Day 132 8/10/2010

I am officially over this fucking week!!!

The drivers that have been holding up the roads all bloody week have pissed me right off, this includes the fuckwits who ran from Police this morning and got killed by thier own stupidity in Te Puke, Good fuckin job!!!!

Sorry to the family members etc who have lost a son, friend etc but for the stupid and utterly dangerous behaviour they have undertaken on the roads is beyond me, they could have easily stopped for poice in Mount Maunganui but decided to run and what did they get out of it ?? Death so i have no sympathy for them at all!


Apart from that my day was bloody slow with shit heads all over including 3 drivers who stood out today

1. rego DAE928 who had kids in her car and decided to ride the centre line and block me from passing only to tailgate other cars and speed aswell

2. rego CHG808 this mongrel mob gangster who had a severe lapse in concentration nearly plowed straight into me on the highway, weather he was getting tossed off by his mate i wouldn't know but this guy nearly hit me head on in his car with no warrant over a year due to being written off!!!

3. rego UL8323 who was driving along at 30kph after pulling straight in front of me after running a stop sign in Kawerau, he couldn't wait one car for fuck sake.

Well i am sure glad it is the weekend!!!

For now i will fuck off!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Day 131 7/10/2010

Well what's new yet another slow fuckin day.

More campervans and more old people also more idiots!!!

Why can't the slow ones just pull over to the side of the bloody road for fuck sake, some of us have jobs to do, yeah it might be alright for you to enjoy your time on the road but don't make it a mission for others to get past especially when you go well under the speed limit and don't move over!!!

That is my whole day just filled up with slow fuckheads who shouldn't even have a licence.

Rant over, good day for now.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Day 130 6/10/2010

Well started off slowly once again with campervans taking over the road on their holiday travels etc not one of the 6-7 i saw today pulled over or was even going the speed limit all they care about is themself and their holiday and who care about anyone who needs to be places at certain times nah we'll just take our time and plot along like a fuckin snail!!

Also on the roads was the nana's and assholes like this guy coming home driving a car rego [MAIZE 9] who when i caught up to him he was sitting on 105, no problem there i sat behind him then he dropped to a hundy hmmm not really a biggie but owell then dropped a little bit lower then sped up and kept doing this over and over again.

So i decided i'm going to pass as he ain't consistant and i will be so i passed, well he didn't like that he was tailgating me and all sorts then i passed another car and so did he and nearly ran up the back of me when i pulled back in so i flicked my hand back to say get off my ass!! and finally he did after a while :S complete fuckin wanker.

That really completed my day all up, just the usual slow drivers and assholes etc throughout the day so yeah.

Well drive safe and take care.

Monday, October 4, 2010

day 129 5/10/2010

Hmmmm another day full of suprises......

Weather was still fuckin awesome!!! drivers, not so good haha.

Still the slow drivers this includes elderly people who are driving thier campervans at 75kph in 100kph zones etc and not pulling over and sitting on the centreline and holding up streams of traffic!!!

Also had a stupid stupid woman in Kawerau who pulled out in front of a truck with 4 kids in the back and got hit by the truck now most of them if not all are in Critical condition in Hospital so hope she has learn't her lesson the hard way!!!

apart from all that shit, nothing really else happened so very quiet day hmmm.

Well take care, tomorrow is another day.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Day 128 4/10/2010

Well nice weather but shit drivers once again.

Today i had the occasional dog in Te Teko and not the people run out in front of me both times, also had 2 Mongrel Mob cars either tailgate me or pass other cars on medians and also speeding and running red lights etc, both cars had no rego/warrant etc, rego's were SW5069 and WW1022.

Also had a Maori lady on the way home who had her kids jumping round on the back seat whilst she continued driving at 105kph so i called in the *555 and she got pulled over, i couldn't believe why this lady didn't stop and put her kids back in the seat and belt em in, doesn't take 2 minutes!! and they were under 5!!!!

Well that was really my day all up, apart from the slow drivers aswell but can't really be assed going into that haha.

Take care on the roads and ill see you all again tomorrow :)

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Day 127 30/9/2010

Bloody hell what a crap day lmao!!

Had the slow drivers back out with a vengence and rain and also people who just plain didn't know what they were doing haha.

Had the whole day with people who would not sit on the speed limit, they either went well over or was going 90 then 100 then 110 then 85 etc so made it hard to pass and was a weird day, also had some pices of shit going 90 in a 100 then i pass then they passed me back going over 120 then they slow down again etc this happened for ages in thier piece of shit Sigma :S then also at the end of the day had a rotary gemini who was doing burnouts etc along the main road so yeah good job, watch for the police report :P

Well that really was my day, idiots, rain and more idiots haha.

Owell see you all again on monday for more fun on the roads :D

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Day 126 29/9/2010

Fuck me today was slow!!!

Today i had every single slow driver/nana in the whole of New Zealand out on the roads and slowed me right down including caravans to trucks etc all over and this continued all day long fro start to finish, i thought the morning was bad but got held up by the courier at the end of the night and had a slow trip back with trains in Kawerau and more people dordling along looking left and right not knowing what the fuck they are up to!!

Well spose it is the School Holidays so i guess this happens every year :( ill just have to grin and bare it........

At least the sun was shining and no "major" holdups haha.

Well i will see you all again tomorrow for yet another day on the roads :D oh and P.S just want to say a big thanks to the Downer Works EDI Truck who was round about Pukehina area about 5pmish, this guy saw me coming up behind him and pulled over as much as he could so thanks heaps ;) Need more people like this guy round NZ as there are alot of assholes who wouldn't even care and most likely try and block me from passing.

Untill tomorrow take care and drive safe!!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Day 125 28/9/2010

Another great day weather wise :D burnt like a charcoaled chicken haha.

Morning started out pretty average, had a few slow people on the road including a camper who just would not pull over, finally got past him and carried on my way.

Rest of the morning was going good without any problems :)

Got back for lunch and then headed out afterwards only to see a lady on the side of the road putting her child in the car, she was wearing a dress and with a big gust of wind blew it up and omg haha nothing on underneath but a bloody big afro bush!!! ew lmao.

Then rest of the day was alright i spose had a truck from Mike Lamberts #27 cross the centreline and push me over but apart from that nothing else happaned so went all good, heading back home got to the Te Maunga roundabout and about 1-2km down the road from the roundabout the traffic was banked up for miles, came up finally and a train was stopped not far back from the arms and was making the bells go off and the arms move up and down which made everyone stop!! including me fucking hell all i needed was to wait for 10 mins while he finishes jerking off!!


Well that was really my whole day.

See you all again tomorrow for more excitement :)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Day 124 27/9/2010

Hmmmm what a bloody nice day it was!!! sun was beaming down like hell haha.

Had an alright day today apart from a few idiots on the roads that included

1. had a Ngapuhi G-ryde which had an expired WOF for over 11 months tailgating another car within half a meter no shit rego is XN6253

2. Had a hilux ute with kids in the back about 6-8 years old going over 130kph in some places rego BUGHER

3. last but not least this guy passed me on yellow lines going over 130kph rego DAS181

So those idiots were just plain stupid, but apart from them rest of the day wasn't too bad lmao!!

Got back the earliest i have ever been back which was awesome and most of the time had such a cruisy ride with hardly anyone causing mayhem etc.

Well have a good day and i will report back again tomorrow :)

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Day 123 24/9/2010

Today was rather boring...........

Didn't have any exciting drama's on the roads today only the normal wankers etc weather wise it was alright i guess, mostly warm with a touch of wetness haha.

Really nothing else to say was boring but still flowed nicely throughout the day which was alright :)

Well have a good weekend and ill see you again Monday for more fun :)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Day 122 23/9/2010

Hmmm another shit day i guess with weather and shit drivers.

The morning actually wasn't too bad at all had no drama's which was bloody awesome!! haha, but then the afternoon turned to crap with the bad drivers coming out from everywhere from Te Puke to Kawerau and beyond :(

Had some fuckhead in a Environment BOP Car who tailgated me through te puke and was ducking in and out of cars like he was on fire, then somehow i got in front and he got stuck behind a train then he caught me up at matata so he must have been going over 130 as he caught me very fast!! then tailgated me and passed.

Then on the way home had some slutty fat whore rego FKT67 who would speed up when i tried to pass and was always braking for nothing and wandering in her lane etc so no idea what she was up to but owell another one down i spose......

Untill tomorrow stay safe :)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Day 121 22/9/2010

Far out why do these people stay on the roads lmao!! slow drivers and complete idiots all over.

It started when heading along Thornton Road towards Whakatane when some asian rego UJ8082 started to pass a campervan on a bend and just about had a head on in which the car who was coming along towards us had to pull over onto the grass because this asian couldn't see properly and was too think to pass on a straight!!

Then rest of the day was alright apart from the usual mongrels etc pulling out in front of me and so on which is now normal for that area, then in the afternoon i had a idiot in a Hilux rego ERN554 who was going slow and i caught up to him then he sits on the centreline and speeds up everytime it was clear to pass, he was also tailgating another vehicle etc all the way from Pikowai to Te Puke, then if that wasn't enough i had some little shits in a Familia rego CQF211 who sat on my ass most of the way home from Pukehina to Te Puke so yeah another fun day!!

Lets hope tomorrow is better even though i say this nearly everyday haha i hope it happens one day!


To all readers, take care and drive safe!!

Cheers
The Courier.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Day 120 21/9/2010

Still windy!!! haha owell at least the sun was shining and the rain wasn't out :)

Also still had the usual wankers on the roads going too fast including a J Swap ute flying past everyone, didn't last though as he got stuck behind a small line of traffic which i passed later on haha. Same with another car who just blazed off leaving everyone including me behind he must have been going 130 at least.

Then in the afternoon i had a guy from BOP Electrical Services i think it is, who just pulled straight out in front of me on Paroa Road in Whakatane he saw me coming but oh no i can make it, i slammed on the brakes as he pulled out and sat just to the right of the middle of our lane so i could not see if any traffic was coming to pass so just about went up the back of this complete asshole!!

Well that was really my whole day haha, hope it stops being soo damn windy tomorrow!

Day 119 20/9/2010

Well what can i say the weather was shit haha, had wind most of the day getting worse near the end :S went through Kawerau and got told they had a tornado through there and saw the damage with trees all over the place and roofs off houses etc so yeah not to good for them.

Most of the day was alright i spose, still had the usual with idiots on the roads including a Bellvedere Construction ute who was speeding and tailgating me most of the way back to TGA, also some very slow drivers but nothing new there haha.

Well lets hope the weather is better tomorrow!! fingers crossed but i will not be holding my breath haha.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Day 118 16/9/2010

Fuck my days!!

Morning started out shit as with the huge weather bomb hitting us like a mass of cow shit in the face, had heavy winds and heavy rain all morning till about 11am i guess which caused assholes to pass when they couldn't see on the road etc most of the day.

Had a person driving from Cupolex rego FEW584 who was constantly tailgating cars trying to pass from Te Puke all the way to Maunganui Road bloody idiot! then if that wasn't enough had a van from tenix rego TJ7391 who i passed and oh he didn't like that at all so decided to sit on my ass and laugh with his co-worker, well wait for the police to contact you on that one buddy!! fucking monkeys!

That was really my whole day filled up with cunts who can't drive and shit weather, what a day!!

Day 117 15/9/2010

Bloody hell does this ever end ??

Today was such a ongoing day with assholes from head to toe most of the day.

Started out all great heading out to Whakatane, i got to the Hospital for a pickup and as walking up the stairs had some real big maori man in a gown with his legs wide open, not really what i wanted to see at all just about threw up!!

Then was going into town and had the Black Power convention at the courthouse withthem parked all over the roads and standing in the middle of the road etc with no care in the world for anyone trying to get past!!

Then, headed off towards Kawerau when i got stuck behind some stupid as idiot going 90kph right, ell that wasn't the bad part the thing is everytime i went to pass he would go ont the centreline and speed up etc all the way till i finally got past!!

Headed into Kawerau when i had even more idiots just pulling straight out in front of me all the time left right and centre!!

If that wasn't enough, after heading back to TGA on the way back got into Kawerau and was met by 2 little turds on a motobike, they looked like 12-15 years old!! no helmet, jandals and shorts/t-shirt etc so no care at all, flying along the grass on the side of the road straight in front of my vehicle i just about ran the fuckers over then they laugh rev the shit out of it and blast around on the field where kids were, i mean come on have some idea of what you are doing, but then again they probably have never seen a school in thier whole life!! also bike was a piece of shit no warrant/reg etc at all.

Then on the way home had a Downer EDI Works truck tailgate me through Te Puke so he will be getting an email soon :) complete fucking idiot, in a truck and tailgating far out!!


Well i bloody hope tomorrow is better!!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Day 116 14/9/2010

Yet another slow day why do people drive soo slow on the open roads ?? had a guy going 70kph today around the Rangiuru area and the truck that was in front of me past him then just pulled straight over on him and i think he even hit the front of his ute haha, this Maori guy that was going 70 was oblivious to what was going on as i past him also and he looked like a stoner meerkat :S

Then the rest of the day wasn't really too bad had some more slow drivers and some assholes but usual business for me so yeah......

Weather started nice and ended with pitch black clouds looking to piss down on me with vengeance haha owell that was really my day, oh and the courier arrived late so i got back a bit later but all good :)

Take care on the roads and i will see you again tomorrow.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Day 115 13/9/2010

Bloody hell what a nice day weather wise!! the sun was shining and man was it getting hot haha.

But that was the only thing that was good as the drivers on the roads today were not.

Had the slowest drivers all out on the roads today including immigrants from Te Puke (Indian) going 75-80 in a 100 zone, also old ladies who pull straight out in front of ute's and nearly get taken out through the drivers door :S Also had a stupid idiot heading into Awakeri today who likes passing on yellow lines and speeding hmmmmm, and if that's not enough then some fuckhead boy racer in his Ford Fairmont tailgating me then underpassing me whilst i was already in the passing lane in a line of cars waiting for the first guy to hurry the fuck up, but no he thinks he is god and can do anything he wants including cutting off a car when he rips back in after the lanes have finished!!


Well that was my day, hoping like hell tomorrow is at least a good one!!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Day 114 10/9/2010

Another shit day lmao, had to post this today as i couldn't yesterday etc.

Well started with a busy as morning had to get new wiper blades for the beast as they were dead as :S couldn't see jack when it rained so after that left for the run and had a pretty good morning no drama's at all which was fuckin awesome :D then came the trip home before lunch haha, had some piece of shit in his Ford Falcon tailgate me down Turret road trying to cut the car off in the other lane to get past us all, he did that and then shot down the road and cut off another car all for one car space wow yeah really intelligent :S

Then heading back out to the land of the lost after lunch had another cunt in a Corolla rental who would be going 90kph then when i went to pass he would sit on the centre line and then speed up to over 120kph and then slow back down and i would catch him and this would go on all the way to Matata :S no idea tourists just stay home if you can't drive simple as that!

Well that was my day really, more idiots and less fun haha.

Well it is the weekend now so lets have fun!!!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Day 113 9/9/2010

Well fuck my days once again!!

Today started out pretty shit turned on my phone and had a message from the idiot from monday (6/9/10) saying im full of Fuckin shit and i should pull my head out of my ass etc, well first off im am not full of shit as your shitty driving maybe is as i do not report things to not only the company but the police for nothing!! Your driving was damn reckless and could have killed a family if not more i have 2 words for you WAKE UP!!! you are supposed to be a professional truck driver not a lunatic on the roads swerving all over the centre line and so on.

As for getting my cell number thanks to the Manager Butch of TD Haulage for passing that on, isn't that something to do with the Privacy act or confidentiality hmmmm i wonder!!!

Well the rest of the day was shit, had rain pissing down like a firehose in your face, wouldn't really see much so was stuck behind all the slow cars in the world including trucks!!!

That really sums up my whole day as nothing else happened so yeah. Take care and most of all driver properly!! haha.

Untill tomorrow see ya.

Day 112 8/9/2010

Another average day for me, had the rain all the way to Whakatane today but turned out to be a pretty good day weather wise with the sun well sort of haha.

Had the usual drivers out there specially in Te Puke and Te Teko going either too slow or way to fast and the kids running on the roads etc all the mongrel mob kids who just run out in front of your car when your going 100 and they know your coming too!!

Well really not much else happened so yeah.... hmmmm had a jeep with a trailer going over 100 and swerving back and forward crossing the centre line etc, no bloody idea at all.

Owell another day another dollar haha, Cya again tomorrow for another round :P

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Day 111 7/9/2010

Woah i don't think i have had such a quite day idiot wise lmao didn't have too many assholes on the roads today just some slow ones and that's about all so really not much to write about today :( hehe.

Most of the day was filled with rain which was just enough to piss me off and a crappy wiper blade which made it damn hard to see!!! and yeah well that's about all so hmmm.........

Well see you again tomorrow :D Take care and stay safe.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Day 110 6/9/2010

Today is another day of another week of another year etc.

Well what can i say another shit day, well the arvo was anyway, all morning went pretty good with no problems at all which is probably a first haha, got back on record time also which is great as there wasn't many cars on the road and i was quite suprised at what time i got back as i was going slower than what i normally go lol.

As for the afternoon hmmmmmm well yeah haha, heading out of Te Puke had this car packed full of indians going 60kph in a 100 zone, swerving all over the road and so, on so i reported them but yet agian Police did nothing, found out the car was 4 years expired WOF and etc etc many more things about it.

Then just out of Matata had a TD Haulage truck rego TDH11 who was either wanking, drunk, or sleeping as he was all over the road and one time even had the whole truck in the oncoming lane!!! then just about collected a white mitsi wagon, then heading out to Kawerau he went round a sharp bend and when doing so floored it and lit up the back wheels smoking it up for a little bit then carried on crossing the centre line numerous times.


Well that was my day really, oh and the whole way back had rain haha nice!! owell hope tomorrow is alot better then today :S

Friday, September 3, 2010

Day 109 3/8/2010

Well what can i say only had half a day today hmmmmmm........

Really not much happened at all, had a bit of sun then rain and some very slow drivers but nothing unusual at all so yeah all in all another day but i guess at least there wasn't any complete assholes on the roads :)

Take care, have a good weekend!!!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Day 108 2/9/2010

Hmmmm more rain and shit drivers lmao!!

Started out not too bad till i got to Papamoa where some stupid lady thought it would be cool to cut off a truck after the lanes that merge finished :S wtf ?? first off the truck is one hell of alot bigger than your mitsi chariot rego AGN353 and secondly why laugh your head off after doing so ?? it wasn't really that funny that you could have been killed, well i might have laughed at you after for being such a stupid bitch but owell, then to tailgate me after god you have some nerve whore.

if that wasn't enough was heading into Awakeri later on in the day when another lady in a 70kph area where kids where decided it was ok to go about 90+ through there, well yeah that's a good idea isn't it ?? FAIL go back to school!!

Then end of the day after all the rain pissed down on me like a bucket over my head just got into Edgecumbe and saw the aftermath of a crash which a truck crashed into a concrete powerpole :S Then heading into Whakatane saw some maori lady getting her car towed by the police, might have been stolen or so on ?? unsure on that but most likely haha.

Well that's my day hope yours was better lol.

See ya tomorrow for more fun :D

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Day 107 1/9/2010

God it feels like friday......

Started when going into work, dropped my phone on the road, smashed haha owell.

Left for Whakatane then got to Domain Road roundabout in Papamoa where some little whore in a Mitsi rego WC9331 just rolls straight out in front of me i had to slam on the brakes and go into the other lane to avoid going through her door!! i held the horn down and she didn't even care, maybe i should have put my foot down and gone straight through her door ??? maybe a lesson would have been learnt ? Hmmm i wonder some times.

Rest of the morning was taken up with old people that defintaly cannot drive to save themselves then i got to Te Maunga and had some maori shit start to tailgate me in his G-Dogg holden rego BRZ952 im guessing the BRZ means Bro's lmao he must be the most impatient man ive seen for a while!! i was in the passing lane behind another car passing cars obviously and he was ducking in and out of the lanes trying to cut me off to pass etc all the way to Maungatapu then the lights went green and we all went into the right lane to go straight but no mr G had to go into the left lane and shoot up the inside of me and another car who he cut off as the lane had fiished when he cut him off and passed, the guy that got cut off tooted at him and just like any monkey not far out of the tree's he just shakes his fist wow real intelligent there......

Rest of the day was a slow one at that just crawled along but still got back nice and early so that was alright i guess ?

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for more fun.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Day 106 31/8/2010

Well today could have been better :S

All morning was pretty awesome really couldn't have asked for a better day, had the sun shining and traffic was great :D Then came the afternoon *sigh*

Heading towards Te Puke it was pissing down like a whore in a Golden Shower, then some little slut in a Mondeo started tailgating me and did this all the way to Matata i mean come on get with it lady and use your head if i had stopped fast no way could she have too.

Then in good old Te Teko had a ute with trailer cutting the centrelines to get round the bends faster and going 110kph etc complete fucking idiot.

Also after that had some fuckhead from Environment BOP just about hit me head on when a huge lapse of concentration as he was probably wanking or trying to find his penis to do so, and came into my lane straight for me and if i hadn;t of turned left he would have hit me pure and simple!!! if that wasn;t enough on the way back too i had some fuckhead pass me in the pouring rain going 120+ easy then cut me off and just about hit the front of my car then was tailgating other vehicles etc all the way to Te Puke.

Well that was my day of fun :S lets see how tomorrow is going to be.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Day 105 30/8/2010

At Least the weather was good today HAHA!! cause the drivers definitely weren't.

Morning started bloody awesome with the nice sun shining and tanning my arm haha, then got onto Thornton Road in Whakatane when some shit head in a Red Subaru shot passed me going at least 130kph just before a blind corner!!! if someone had of come round they would have been hit and killed as he just about lost it going round the bend too, then shortly after he passed another car exactly the same way.

Not long after this i reported him to the Police as i don't need yet another CUNT!! on the roads endangering my life and others too. Then yet another driver in a Tracks ute shot round a bend and just about lost it as i saw the back end of the ute slide round, if he had he would have hit me easily bloody fuckface.

Then if that wasn't enough leaving Whakatane had some old man in a sacked out (done up) Nissan Silvia in Red, not only pull out in front of me but then travel along going between 25-30kph in a 50 zone!!! holding up traffic and all, so i gave up and just passed this idiot, i mean come on if you are going to be on the road at least go the speed limit for fuck sake, the amount of people that drive well below it is unbelievable and most of not all should have thier licence taken off them simple as that.

Then heading home got held up behind a old nana around Otamarakau area going a mere 60kph in a 100kph zone, *sigh* i mean far out how many more old people are on the roads that shouldn't be!!!


Well that is my rant over, the rest of the day was alright, had a bit of rain in Kawerau and some heading to Whakatane and the rest was all good, not many more idiots on the roads so was ok :)

Well will see you all again tomorrow for some more action on the roads.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Day 104 27/8/2010

Well fuck my days it's Friday!!! and thank god at that.

All day has been soo crap its like i had a target painted on my car or something, seemed like every cunt in the world was out on the roads today.

This moring started with a slow nana going 75kph in a 100 zone which pissed me right off as elderly people do...... should have her licence taken off her for good!

Then had a HTL Truck who is part of Jackson Enterprises driving round a bend and came into my lane, not the first time this truck has done this, i am gettign quite sick of this person doing this next time he will be reported if i get his plate #

Also had a BMW on the way back along the Matata straights who started passing some cars coming head on to me when it was a slow zone due to the power line people doing some work on the power lines (no shit) and had all the cones out etc, he comes screaming along and i had to pull over to let this fucking shit face carry on otherwise i would have been killed!

Another 2 assholes were number 1 this guy just out of Pongakawa who pulled straight out in front of me in his shitty Mirage rego UK5276 unregistered and warranted car!! didn't even care eh just pulled out in front of me when i was driving along, no one behind me he could have pulled out then but no typical maori in those areas has to be first. Secondly had yet another maori yes that is right yet another one cut me off in Te Maunga when he was talking on his fucking phone, i mean come on cut me off then chatter away on ya fone, pull over and have some decency you shit head in your crappy as ute rego EUQ643 manky old dunga.

And that was just the morning, at least one thing went all good which was a great trucker from Waste Management who was holding up a bit of traffic and when i got behind him he flicks his indicator to let me know it was clear so i could pass now all other truckies on the roads should take a note out of this guys book!!!


Rest of the day was taken up by more idiots who just pulled out in front of me and went slow etc which pissed me right off, also in Te Teko had some mongrel dogs running round on the roads which i nearly ran over and some cats too *sigh* learn to tie your mum up geez!!

Well that is my day, fingers crossed for Monday!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Day 103 26/8/2010

Well fuck my days didn't think today would have turned out like it did haha, wasn't actually that bad to be honest.

Not too much traffic and when there was it was spread out so it made for reasonably easy passing well some times :P

Drama's of the day were some little blonde whore in her Honda Civic rego LG5173 who was tailgating me when i was passing so pulled over when i was done so she could shoot past going at least 120kph easy then tailgating others etc all the way to Te Puke where i caught her back up as she got stuck behind a truck and cars, she was in the right hand lane and i was in the left, i went to pass her through the township which is 50kph, she then ripped in front of me as a car was in front of her and she did not want me to pass her at all, nearly hitting the front of my car in the process she takes off once again going about 70kph in the 50 zone still, then carried on her merry way off towards Rotovegas.

Then had a Winstone Aggrigates truck/trailer unit come too fast round a corner on Pukehina bridge and the trailer just about jack-knifed and hit another Winstone truck, i just about shit myself as this thing was sliding round the bend and just about smashed the truck that was in front of me :S could have sent the truck straight into me!!! comeplete fucking idiot!!

Rest of the day followed with yet more people going slow which was nearly all old people (what's new ?) and the occasional gang member flying past at about 130-140 etc.


Well tomorrow is Friday and also another day but best of all it is the end of the week haha lets hope some of these drivers pull thier head out and drive properly!!!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Day 102 25/8/2010

Another average day today *sigh* although not too bad, still had alright weather which was a bit cold to start but turned out all good then had some rain at night.

Most of the drivers today just pulled out in front of me or were speeding etc so reall all in all just a normal day lmao, also heard one of the roads that goes out to Te Kaha closed down at about 6:30pmish as the road was going to slide into the ocean lol so gutted as for them.

Well really not much to write about today at all just the usual so i will leave it at that and carry on my merry way haha.

Take care, drive safe and i will see you all again tomorrow for another day on the roads.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Day 101 24/8/2010

Well today there was some fuckheads and some lazy shits haha.

All went good at the start most of the day with the sun shining till the afternoon :P Had the usual wanker on the road these include indians who cannot drive to save themselves, old people going very very slow including this old lady oblivious to the que of people behind her while she travels at about 75kph!!!! fucking ancient old lady.

The heading out to Whakatane on the first run had some fuck knuckle in a Conway & Carpenter car shoot past me going 120kph then into Matata going at least 80-90kph in a 60kph zone!! no bloody idea.

Rest of the day was just slow drivers and people pulling out in front of me etc, also courier arrived late due to someone holding him up so i arrived late cause of that hmmmmm.

Here's hoping tomorrow will be better!!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Day 100 23/8/2010

What a bloody week last week was, sick like a dying dog!! finally back on the mend and back at work!

Today started off with some slow ass motherfucker in a Bay Hi-Ab Transport ute i caught up to at Te Puke and all the way to Otamarakau i followed this idiot who would speed up to at least 120kph when it was clear to pass and then when cars were coming slow back down to 95-100 he did this constantly should have just got the fuck off the road.

Then had some maori whores in a Red Ford Telstar rego 006769 which doesn't even fuckin exist!!! who came head on to me whilst passing in Kawerau and i had to pull over to the side of the road and nearly got hit by them pieces of filth.

Then had some old indian with his ragtop roller driving like a nana and doing exactly the same as the hi-ab ute he would speed up when all clear etc, i thought fuck this not again so passed him when i caught him the 3rd time and he slowed right down, WTF ?? why not just go back to the country you came from fuckin ragtop!!

Well got back early apart from all that shit and good to be back at work.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Day 99 19/8/2010

Hmmmm what can i say :S

Had a terrible day due to whatever sickness i had has come back :( *sigh*

Started off coming to work feeling all good ready for a new day and then went to head off for my run where i felt as though i had to goto the loo so i did, left for my run and not far out of Tauranga felt like shit, literally i then continued onto Matata where i had to stop and do my business lol then carried on my way this happened 3 times on the first run!! i then started heading back and with the most excruciating pain in my bowel i have ever faced before :S all gastro stuff so was building up with gas etc and was straining my bowel which caused it to hurt like fuck so had a very very long drive back from Kawerau got to work just about passed out had to run to the loo and throw up and then do more business once again :( now i am at home feeling not so good.

Fingers crossed i am back on Monday as i am truely sick of being sick and being at home!!!! work is what i do good speially driving haha :)

Have a good rest of the week everyone and a good weekend too!

See ya'll next week. Stay safe.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Day 98 18/8/2010

Well well well, after nearly a week off being sick as all hell i am back to the life of driving :P

Today was a random day that is for sure, started out nice weather and then turned shit as haha, same with the drivers as the day went on the drivers got worse, had a maori lady at the hospital parked in a no parking area and i asked if i could help with anything, she said "Air no fuck off bro" as i glanced over i noticed the ignition, well what i should say lack of ignition lmao stolen!! haha typical behaviour there and was such a shitty car too probably pick one up for about $400 HAHAHAHA.

Rest of the day wasn't actually too bad at all just the usual drivers crossing the centreline and speeding etc so really just another normal day.

End of the day coming back had some subaru shoot past me going about 130kph at least and left me for dead, i then took a shortcut near Te Puke and he was stuck in the traffic up ahead so i just waved out when passing lmao couldnt stop laughing either all that speed and effort to pass all those people me first and i just pass him with ease hahaha.

got back nice and early too which was great :D

Well enough about today, stay safe and have a good night will see you all again for another day on the roads tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Day 97 10/8/2010

Well it was my birthday today haha, not that my day was that great!!!

All morning was great had the sun shining and man what a good drive...........

Then when i was heading into Kawerau i had just come over the rise before the Mill overbridge on Tamarangi Drive when one of L.W Bonney & Sons trucks swerved straight over into my lane and not just a little bit the whole truck was in my lane, i then had to slam on the brakes and flash my lights to get this idiot to avoid killing me and thank god he saw them and swerved back into his lane giving me the thumbs up, when doing so i saw a pen in his hand, god knows why he is writing down stuff whilst driving as his behaviour today was apauling and disgusting at that.

People who think it is ok to do this and get away with it should be banned from the roads for a while to reflect on what they have done!! He could have killed me for fuck sake!! I am not a happy camper that is the truth.

Trucks rego was DNF253 and was a freightliner argosy carrying Chemicals im guessing.

Apart from that had a few slow drivers and so on the rest of the day finished up late due to courier arriving late then get home to find my son has to go to Hospital, yay great birthday :(

Might not be at work tomorrow as i will be looking after my little one, if not another story begins.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Day 96 9/8/2010

Bloody hell what a day haha, started today with a different vehicle due to mine getting a service, i had a manky old toyota hiace van from back in the days of 95 haha gutless as all hell and sucked through the diesel like a whore suckin dick!!! 2.8l of pure whore lmao.

But that only lasted the morning then i had the car back and i carried on my merry way lmao, all day was great without a hitch then got to the end of the day when some cock faced ass wipe in a Colin Russ Construction van rego XC4521 blocked me from passing when some old lady was in front of me in the passing lane slowing down the pulled into the left lane and when i went to pass this guy pulled straight over in front of me when i went to go pass him and the old lady but why ?? there wasn't a car he could even pass for another 400 meters or so, so we dordled along like a fuckin tortoise untill we passed that then he sped up to over 120kph and tried to block me once again at the end of the passing lane but failed haha. Well he will be getting a report from the Police bloody anus.


Well that is about all today, hope you all had some fun and i will see you again tomorrow for some more :S haha.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Day 95 6/8/2010

Well at least it was a good day to end the week haha, only had a half day today due to personal reasons :)

The sun was shining and there was only a few idiots on the roads e.g nana's going way too slow one went 55 and the other 60kph so yeah pretty slow in a 100kph zone.

Not really much to talk about today most of the morning went smooth as a baby's ass haha so yeah not much more to say at all :P

Have a good weekend and i will see you all again on Monday.

Stay safe and keep cool till after school lmao :P

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Day 94 5/8/2010

Hmmmm more crap, more shit drivers and so on.

Today didn;t start off to badly i guess most of the day went great :D had a few people pull out in front of me and the usuall, no rain which was awesome haha.

Got back for lunch and then left again fr my run when i got told i needed a new light bulb for the headlight and had to go down to get it fitted, 30 mins later i left late and had to play catch up running round everytime i stopped like a headless chicken haha, good exercise though so not too bad :P on my way out to Whakatane i had a old lady going 60kph in a 100kph zone holding up tons and tons of traffic not even moving over this continued all the way to Te Puke and held me up even more!!

Rest of the day was late but finally caught up by the time i got to the last place before coming back to TGA at a good time :)

Well hope all is well tomorrow and ill be happy :D

Day 93 4/8/2010

Well yet another shit ass day :S

Strated out wet and stayed like that but got worse at the end where it poured down and i got saturated like some prostitues punani with a tube of lube, which followed with yet more assholes trying to be hero's flying round on the road faster than they would do in the dry etc, a Robert Monk Transport truck was swerving all over the road 3 times crossed the centreline and nearly had a head on with another truck!!

Talk about have a sleep or something fuck sake, and i was behind this idiot!

Well i am officially fucked today, too many assholes not enough toilets!!!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Day 92 3/8/2010

Fuck my days what a day!!!

Morning started out shit as with the rain shitting on me like a person with diarrhoea then just before Whakatane if the weather wasn't bad enough had some fuckhead pass me round a corner going about 125kph in the pissing rain what a shithead, lucky no one was coming round the corner otherwise SMASH!

Also had some lady turning out from my left pull straight out in front of me and just stop as she was turning right and the traffic was not clear so she sat there like a wet shit so i tooted at her, she started yelling and then i started clapping at her, also she had a child in the back seat i could have gone straight through her back door and killed the poor kid.

Rest of the day followed with yet more rain (Heavy Rain Warning) and fog in most places oh and at the end of the day heading out of Kawerau had some shithead in a Chorus (Telescum) truck rego FAC230 shoot past me and others in the rain at about 120ish and i have seen the same guy do it about 3 times before also.

then heading home other courier arrived late and i didn't get back till about 6:20 so late night and the worst weather heading back home too!!

Then to top it off tomorrow is going to be the same due to the weather warning carrying on :S

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Day 91 2/8/2010

Hmmmm quite an eventful day today.

Started out pissing down with rain and with the rain came the drivers who think driving faster will make the car handle better ?? wrong! More idiots and chaos as people were overtaking when you plain cannot see at all etc that rain lasted all the way to Whakatane then stopped and when i got into Kawerau it started out again hard and most of the way back to TGA then left TGA after lunch and had a mint as day with sun and all shining then Kawerau and Edgecumbe were all good had one asswipe in Kawerau pull out in front of me but that's usuall behaviour there so whatever.

Got into Whakatane and was about to merge in behind a car when some old man came shooting up the left and tried to cut in, he was holding down the horn and all so i just kept on going he was in the wrong not me so therefore he can Fuck Off he just about hit the bridge going into Whakatane near the end due to his shitty driving behaviour and not being patient and "Merging Like A Zip" as said just about everywhere.

And that is my day :S

Hope tomorrow is better like i say most days lmao.

Take care and have fun.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Day 90 30/7/2010

Wow, didn't think today was going to be good haha.

Started out all good and stayed that way all day, had great weather and not many drivers on the road and when there were it was all clear to pass nearly all day which was bloody awesome and no holdups at all :D

So really not much to report about today so kinda boring really for all the readers haha :P

Well have a good weekend and ill see ya all on Monday :D

Day 89 29/7/2010

Well well well, yet another shit day and all thanks to some piece of shit mongrel lowlife that i wouldn't even give the time of day to look at let alone wipe my ass with.

Got into Whakatane and was just starting a roundabout when some shit faced fuckhead shot out from the left didn;t even give way at all and sped up so i had to slam on the brakes to avoid this tosspot and then swerve right, all he could do is laugh, yeah wold have laughed his head off if i had gone through the drivers door and pushed him into the other door!!! fucking cunt faced shitwipe!!

Owell, rest of the day was very very slow yet more nana's and slow drivers all over the roads.

And with that children i will let you be dismissed lmao.

can't really be fucked writing anymore too tired just got back from a meeting :S yawn and no not for work either.

See you tomorrow for yet more fun!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Day 88 28/7/2010

Yet another slow day, i do not know why but today the slow drivers just kept on popping out everywhere and it slowly turned into a fuckin joke.

Morning started out not too bad, then slow drivers pulling out everywhere etc most of the way into Whakatane, then once in could not bloody find a park in one area, was circling for about 5 fuckin minutes haha, there is always a first for everything.

Rest of the day was filled with, yes you guessed it more slow drivers!!! and complete fuckin wankers and that about sums up my day really, idiots slow drivers and complete wankers hmmmm good mixture eh ??

More congestion that a constipated mans colon.

Well we will see how tomorrow pans out, here's hoping for a better day :S

Monday, July 26, 2010

Day 87 27/7/2010

Hmmmm, well today was pretty good :D

Got back from a Holiday today and got to drive a new car :O was pretty good to drive, a bit sluggish for a 1.6l engine and nearly everything was voice command haha, never seen that before so yeah was cool to try and figure it all out :P

Apart from that, nothing really happened today had a clear run most of the day with heavy traffic in Te Puke on the way home at night that's about all got back on time though which was great for all.

Well se you all tomorrow for another day on the roads :)