Day 494 31/5/12

What the fuck is wrong with the people on the roads these days ? Some of them just plain need to get off the damn roads before they kill someone! First off i'll let you know the weather was nice again a little windy but all good. Now with the name and shame which is the best part haha. Car 1 Rego CUQ88 was a truck from GFL in Whakatane who rushed straight through a giveway sign, yes i know it's not illegal but the speed he did it at was a joke, he then continued on at 110kph with a trailer on!!! Car 2 Rego CYR722 this other truckie was holding up traffic big time and when going up the Otamarakau hill which truckies normally pull to the left on the median to let cars go past this truck did that then when some poor guy was passing he pulled straight back over on him! Car 3 i didn't get a rego but another truck from Boothes pulled straight out front Pongakawa BP in front of traffic coming towards him and they all had to slam the brakes on nearly causing a accident! Car 4 Rego DRL789 yet again this old cunt in his shitty van who lives on Mc Allister St in Whakatane pulled out in front of me and other cars without looking at all then carried on at 5kph!!! Car 5 AAC891 this black maori tart from Kawerau was all over the place with a kid in the back seat, she was speeding, tailgating, driving all over the lane and driving in the left median also not always indicating and being a right bitch! So yeah nice day really eh ? Also had a good truckie who pulled to the left and let alot of cars past as he carried on, think it was from RMT but couldn't quite see! Well have fun and I will see you all again tomorrow.

Day 493 30/5/12

Man what a mint day! Was fucking awesome haha, but yet there was still the assholes, only a few but still not a quiet day. So anyway took off this morning and had a slowish run out to Te Puke that's when i came across a guy from Vortex Spas who has a spa on the back (funny that) and would speed up and down all over the road, I then managed to pass him as he slowed and then lost him as he turned off. Later on after i did the morning run and headed back i got to Matata only to find the same asshole again, his rego is GCL551 and once again would not let me pass as he was wandering all over his lane and would speed from 100-110 might not sound like much but I still would need to go over 120 easy to pass which i wasn't going to do so i sat behind watching him make a dick of himself all the way to Te Puke. Then i headed back and had a nice lunch also did the rest of the run and when heading out of Whakatane i had some fat shit in a Falcon who rides around Kopeopeo rego XB5141 who was sitting on 60kph in a 80 zone so as normal people would do i started to pass him, he then came flying back up the left of me when the lanes had finished and merged into one flew up the side and cut me off nearly hitting my car only to laugh as he constantly looked in his mirror talking to the little lady in the other seat as he tailgated other cars all the way to Kawerau.......... Anyway, headed back home and had a mean run with hardly any cars on the roads and if there was it was easy as to pass so all good. Got back home on time too mint as haha. So take care and i will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 492 29/5/12

So bloody nice weather which was awesome to see woohoooooo! haha, still the assholes were in force today but not the star wars force.......... Headed off on my merry way again like every other day and only to come across an oldder lady who would speed up and down etc, we came up to Domain road in Papamoa when i went into the right lane she was in the left and cut straight over on me, she did the same when i went into the left lane and again back into the right! She then sat next to a slow truck only to take off and leave me and others waiting to pass stuck behind this truck!!! Rego of her Blue Honda Fit was FFD850 The second idiot of the day was some muppet in Kawerau who ran a red light behind me when others were waiting around him, Rego was ZT7484 Not long after there was some cuzzies drinking cody's while driving around, looked hammered Rego was DPE729 Also had some old man speeding up and down on the way back to Whakatane in the arvo............ At least the weather was nice eh haha! Once again take care on the roads out there and I appologise for the swearing again, need to vent sometime :P

Day 491 28/5/12

Shit where the fuck did the heavy rain come from haha, got damn soaked this morning big time! Anyway whilst driving in that shit all day i still had the assholes of the century again and they were............ Car 1 Rego ZY2455 was a Pikowai Carriers truck who sat on 110kph! Good stuff dickhead! Car 2 Rego DMW358 this maori lady was tailgating a police car and speeding why the cop didn;t pull her over i don't know! Car 3 Rego BQN270 this cock was blocking me sitting on the centreline every time i went to look to pass Car 4 Rego ZK5330 now this is the muppet of the day, this person sat on no shit 40kph! this was in a 100kph area! She was all over the road and did not have a clue how to drive............ Well that was it, slow day soaking away......... Take care on the crazy roads out there and i will see you again tomorrow!

Day 490 25/5/12

So another day down and it's Friday what more can you ask for ? Weather today was mint as! Not too bad should have had this in summer haha, but still had the usual assholes on the roads today and the name and shame begins once again. Car 1 was a truck from Boothes Rego EMM80 who would sit on the centreline when ever you tried to pass so you couldn't see shit! Car 2 Rego DMT210 this older man sat on 60kph in a 100 zone holding up traffic and did not bother to keep left at all! Car 3 Rego DJC275 was some silly bitch who saw her young daughter standing on the back seats but didn't care as she carried on when she had plenty of time to stop! So that was really the whole day, oh and saw some black power guys getting told off by the Police again, nothing unusual there............. Have a good weekend and I will see you all Monday!

Day 489 24/5/12

Well honestly i don't know where to start........ How about the idiots ? Ok! As there was enough of the damn people! Car 1 Rego ELH137 this slutty bitch was sitting soo close up other cars asses and would speed off passing with no indication Car 2 Rego CLM852 this cock in a truck pulled out straight in front of me then moved over, he then sat right up my ass! Car 3 Rego GJE236 this guy in a Holden was speeding over 120 constantly and not indicating aswell Car 4 Rego FPY776 another lost cause in a camper who backed out in frot of traffic going 50kph he then sat on no shit 10kph!!! He did this as he was looking round and round and round............ Car 5 Rego FPN884 the same guy as last night speeding again over 120 At least i had one good person from Wilson Bros trucking from Opotiki who not only moved over to the left but also slowed down a bit to allow me to get past easier, now this is the kind of behaviour i like from truckies, yes i am going faster and i will end up passing you anyway so why not keep left ? Anyway huge thumbs up from me to this guy, Legend! Cheers! Not much else to write about today really, it was damn nice weather which we should of had in summer haha but owell good to have some sun shining and nice roads to travel on :) Well take care again and I will see you all Tomorrow, Friday! :)

Day 488 23/5/12

Well well well where do i start ? Morning was damn cold again which turned out to be another mint day! But the drivers were still causing shit everywhere i went! Started out with a White toyota rego FRE654 who flew past me going 120 at least with no indication at all and carried on speeding Car 2 Rego DUY514 was a roadwork truck no where near roadworks and sitting on 50 in a 100 zone holding up traffic and not moving over as we couldn't pass!!! Car 3 Rego APG163 this old man in his truck sitting on 80kph if that, wasn't looking where he was going and locked it up big time when he came around the bend by Te Puke golf course when the bells were going for the train! Asshole! Car 4 Rego GCL660 this muppet ran a stop sign then tried to race everyone he was near! Car 5 Rego MR4314 this elderly man was sitting on 50-60kph in a 100 zone holding up traffic as soon as there was a 80kph area with 2 lanes in Whakatane he took off like it was a race!! Fucking old cunt! Car 6 Rego FUE360 this dick always sat on the centreline when i was trying to get past him constantly, he would also speed up and tailgate the car in front of him to stop me from passing! Told you there was a few assholes haha. So yeah, also saw a nose to tail in Te Puke from some sticky beakers hahahaha gutted to be them! Well tomorrow is another day, take care on the roads and hope you all don't come across any of the ones listed above!

Day 487 22/5/12

So what did we have today ? Nice weather which is always good, wasn't too hot or cold just right! But still had some assholes although most of the day was pretty good! Started in Te Puke when some flatbed truck pulled straight out in front of another truck about to turn into the road he was coming out of, he then cut straight across in front of me and another car too! Good job fuck knuckle! Then on the way back on the first run i had some young kid in a Bayquip ute rego AWY127 who flew past me going at least 120 before slowing down again then speeding up, couldn't drive for shit and also tailgating. Car 3 Rego ESQ484 this slutty blonde in her flash holden was up and down all over the road and tailgating, when someone passed her she took off tailgating them for a while before slowing down and then speeding off again.......... Car 4 Rego FPN884 this guy i have seen before who was sitting on 120kph not slowing at all till he got closer to Otamarakau as it's more built up there i guess ? But yeah dickhead that's all. So another day down and another few to go, lets see how the rest are this week haha. Take care on the roads out there again and stay safe!

Day 486 21/5/12

So where do i start haha the most fucked up day for a little while! Well car 1 Rego DTT851 was a truck from Anzac who was sitting right on the bumper of another car tailgating full of logs aswell! Car 2 Rego CRS337 this slutty old hua was tailgating off and on and was speeding up and down all the time could not decide what to sit on. Car 3 Rego ST6548 this cock in a purple corona was tailgating me constantly aswell Car 4 Rego AEY958 this fat fucking cuzzie bro in his Terrano was sitting on 60kph with at least 30+ cars stacked up behind him and didn't care as he putted along Car 5 Rego EUQ187 this muppet was sitting on 130 at least, tailgating other cars and me, passing with no indication and so on........... So those were the assholes of the day, well what else can i say, nice weather which was a bonus but owell idiots took over the roads today which killed the day. I'm off for a rest, take care and i will see you all again tomorrow!

Day 485 18/5/12

Fucking hell im glad it's friday! Had enough of this week that is for sure.............. So anyway today, well where do i start haha, started off and didn't get too far when the first cunt of the day came along. She was a little blonde tart rego RT2806 now this tart was tailgating very close to other cars and she had cut me off by speeding up when i went to pass her. She was also over the road as she was finding what i guess what her dildo......... Then not long after this idiot another one comes out of another asshole and onto the roads. Rego GAJ523 now this guy i don't know if he found his licence cause he cannot drive to save himself, he was cutting cars off left right and centre, he just about caused 5 crashes from Te Puke to Paengaroa! including cutting a truck off and nearly having head ons! Later in the day i had a older slut in a Rav 4 Rego EMN482 who would speed up when i twas clear to pass her and tailgate cars also sit over the centreline blocking anyone from looking to pass..... Lastly there was a Nissan Mistral from Sign Creations in Tauranga who sped up in the right lane on the hewletts road old toll bridge and cut a car right off nearly hitting it only to get down a offramp in which if he just stayed behind he would have gone down there the same time! Had some ragtops driving home from Te Puke who would sit on 60 as soon as there was a passing lane they took off to over 100kph being the curry munchers they are fucking pricks! Also had the usual tractors and other farm machinery all over the road holding people up again. Well that is my rant over for yet another week I hope you all have a good weekend unless you are one of the above people mentioned then go fuck yourself haha. See you all Monday :)

Day 484 17/5/12

Yet another weird day, had some crazy hobos all over the place running wild and free thinking they can drive they way they want! Anyway headed off on my way and had a car from TGA Hospital rego CBA367 that was tailgating very close to others and was speeding etc Then a professionals car rego FSC22 passed a truck on a yellow lines coming straight for me, i had to slow right down to let this cock carry on passing! Not long after i had some slut on drugs sit right up my asshole for ages tailgating, the rego i have is not a valid one as it doesn't match the car so she had illegal plates on! Rego was BLY464 Lastly i had another illegal rego FYP866 which was a guy passing on yellow and speeding and tailgating etc. Also today i had some lady who tried to do a u-turn in the smallest place you couldn't even do one in a Mini let alone a full sized car! Retard! I had some other slow drivers and the normal lot that i get on the roads lmao! Owell can't be assed writing anymore, take care on the crazy roads and i will see you all again tomorrow, Friday!

Day 483 16/5/12

Here we go again, yet another fucked up day filled with absolute muppets! Just like al;ways headed off for another trip to the land of the lost, literally! Anyway only got to Matata when the first asshole came along, a Budget Rental Transit which i have seen heaps before doing the same thing and has the same driver too going well over 120kph rego was EKW260 Not long after was a bus from Naked Bus towing a trailer he was sitting on and over 100kph and sitting right up the asshole of another car tailgating! Rego of the trailer was 1218J Rest of the day was filled with slower drivers and bullshit, even had one lady's young daughter kick her door open into the side of my car! Dent :( Owell Bill will be in the mail.......... I also had some idiot in a 121 Rego XL8808 this person was all over the road going between 10-30kph and then slowed to stop for nothing and sat there, so i tooted at him and he then yelled abuse at me then sped off, what a cock haha. Lastly when heading home i had some guy in a van tailgating me very close, passed me on a corner and the same with 2 other cars so called the police and he got pulled over, had a few tickets handed to the guy for his stupidity! Rego was BMK545 white Hiace van. Well that is all for today, have a good one and I will see you all again tomorrow :)

Day 482 15/5/12

Well what can i say, another day in the Eastern BOP roads and what a joke haha! Wouldn't let my kids ride on one of the buses or vans there to school! Had one maori lady Rego EGG78 who was tailgating other cars and when i went to pass her in the right hand lane i was just by the back of her van she pulled straight over in front of me with no indication! Also i had one guy in the pouring rain come straight for me head on, lapse of concentration or wanking whilst driving ? Cunt! Another one was a Terrano Rego AFQ124 this person was sitting on 70kph holding up traffic and when i passed him he came over the centreline and just about hit me! Rain was also on the menu with more crazy ass drivers with no clue how to drive.......... So that is all i can say for now, take care and I will see you all again tomorrow.

Day 481 14/5/12

Shit where the hell did all the rain come from it was like some man in the sky was pissing down for hours on end haha. So anyway started out heading on my way and only got to Te Maunga when some cock in a red libero rego FRC235 was sitting on about 80kph in a 100 zone, he then in the 50 zone was sitting on 70-80- WTF ? Not long after i had another reject in a Caldina in Kawerau who flew out of a road ahead of me at speed then couldn't be fucked waiting for the lights to turn green so cut across the grass patch and over the kerbing to go down the road! Rego was ZW9468 Lastly i had some muppet in TGA who ran a red light and was speeding along Cameron Road, Rego was CST479. Also the rain like mentioned before pissed down most of the day which was a complete cunt! But owell bound to happen sometime eh haha. Well take care and tomorrow is another day..........

Day 480 9/5/12

Shitty furry balls what a fucking crap day! What the fuck happened with the weather.............. ? Had heavy as rain with most of the day concluded of going very slow sometimes 40kph in the 100 zone due to not being able to see cause it was heavy as! Anyway that lasted most of the day and got soaked as all fuck so yeah, some cocks of the day were #1 Rego CFK17 this old man in his Camper sat on 60 and did not move over for anyone at all! Car 2 Rego FWJ839 now i do not know for the life of me what this cunt was thinking as he past me in a 50 roadwork area going over 100, only to slow down and hold me up untill he got to his destination as he sped up when it was clear to pass but slowed down everywhere else! CUNT! Well that was really it today, nothing much else just a few muppets and shit weather haha. Have fun and drive safe!

Day 479 8/5/12

Here we go again, where do i start................... ? Headed off in the morning and just about all day was pretty good, it was busy and well yeah just a good morning haha. Only had a couple of complete asshole on the roads the first one was a van some builder rego ELR388 who was speeding tailgating and being a complete dick! Well that was on the way home but this morning on the way back to TGA there was a motorhome who pulled out and was sitting on 50kph when i came along, he did not pull over at all so passed him and pushed my finger to the left as to say move over for others etc, he then flashed his lights and was waving his arms around like the old man he was........... So that was really it i guess, had another late night with the darkness creeping along fastly making it a long drive home. On that note i will leave you all along tonight and see you again tomorrow :)

Day 478 7/5/12

Man where the fuck do the roadworkers find the bad spots on the road ? Seems to me then only rip up the good parts of the road and leave the shit ones............ I had major delays in holdups with the monkeys today, they stopped tons of cars for at least 12 mins while they re-sealed, why can't these fuckers work at night ? Have said it before and it's not that hard! Owell they won't learn, didn't get far out of primary before dropping out! Car 1 of the day Rego DLF279 once again this J-Swap ute was speeding over 120kph, past me on a corner and carried on for at least 20 seconds sitting in the oncoming lane he was an absolute cunt and not the first time i have seen him doing the same thing! Rest of the day was filled with yes roadworks and morons, it was alright apart from that so yeah, can't really be assed writing anymore tonight need some rest haha! Take care on the roads it is a crazy time out there!

Day 477 4/5/12

Well it's Friday and man what a good feeling it is finishing work today! Had a week from hell with the roadworks and complete and utter dickheads which fucked around like a prostitutes loose cunt! So today, only minutes after leaving from the depot i headed off and had some little fat cunt in a old Starlet who came drifting round the corner and nearly into the back of me but the rego is no such plate, well that's good to know. It was LS2400 The rest of the day was filled with more roadworks along the Coastline before Matata which held me up most of the day making me work my ass off trying to get from place to place without speeding which for some reason people think i am always doing that drives me fucking insane! Then heading home had some cock in a Navara ute who sat on 70 not moving over for anyone Rego was GBF590 Well can't really think of much else to write so owell haha, Have a good weekend and I will see you all again on Monday for another week of fun!

Day 476 3/5/12

Hmmm well yeah haha, once again started the day out with a chill in the air as winter nears it's cold head into the land of the long white cloud out the back of the holden :P The morning was all good untill i got to Kawerau when some Mob member came flying out of a road behind me, i was already indicating to turn into a driveway and he flies up behind nearly went into the back of my car then pulls into the next driveway............ Rego was ST9621 Not long after that at all, was heading back to Whakatane when i was sitting behind 2 cars sitting on about 80kph, i started to pass them both with a car coming but was far away for me to pass get in and still have heaps of room right, well when i got to the front car which looked like black power then floored it when i was next to them, so without carrying on i braked and went to pull back in behind them only to have them try and block me from getting back in, they braked aswell and i had to forcefully slam the brakes on and swerve back in to avoid getting nailed head on. Fucking assholes! Rego was WL7198 Blue Ford Fairmont! Then on the way home i had some muppet from Fulton Hogan who was going at least 130 in a passing lane, passed me at the end of it cutting me off I then flashed my lights at him only to have him slam the brakes on and all for what ? To turn down the next road on the right!!! Talk about a wanker! Rego was DLG622 so watchout for this cock he can't drive! Apart from all that crazy shit and the roadworks which is still continuing on and why don't they finish a job before starting a new one ? It's beyond me not really rocket science is it....... But yeah rest of the day was alright i spose haha. Take care once again tomorrow is Friday so gotta be good!

Day 475 2/5/12

Fucking hell! Man there are some cunts on the roads, excuse my french! Coming home tonight i had assholes coming out of everywhere from the damn rag heads from the orchads to company cars flying past like they are invincible! Yes you Pollock Cranes ute! All day long was a bitch of a day, from roadworks to people that just cannot drive, i had the same lady as i had the other day which she kept speeding off when it was clear to pass etc and more. Can't really be bothered writing any more about today, long late day it was and like i said filled with cunts! Tomorrow is another day though, take care and see you then.

Day 474 1/5/12

Well what another fucking day from hell! Started out late due to having to go and check something out for work. Headed off on my way and only got just down the road when some cock Rego DDA564 in a camry underpassed a car in a 50kph area going at least 80 and cut them right off! Then carried on and got to Te Puke when i came across another van i see alot from Contact Flooring or something like that Rego DSJ641 this person was zipping in and out of traffic speeding through Te Puke and cut a truck off forcing it to nearly stop as he pushed his way in, he was tailgating and speeding all the way to Kawerau. Lastly i had a old man i was turning right into a road off a main road and he was coming out of the road i was turning into and did not giveway and pulled straight out in front of me when i was turning in front of him! Nearly cleaned the fucker up! Rego was WD4677 Anyway lunch time or around there i got held up BIG TIME around the Waitangi area due to the road works in Te Puke, i was sitting still for 30 mins!!! Stuffed the rest of the day up for me, i was forever trying to catch up running everywhere! Fucking muppets i tell you, why can't they do it at night ? Easy to do with the hire a spot light thing and a generator! Also had some cuzzie robbing people in Whakatane today carrying a Pink bag i got told................ Well that is all, take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for more fun on the roads haha!