Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Day 442 28/2/12

So with my last day before a sort of holiday it wasn't the best day to have haha!

Started out with a cold chilly wind which later turned into heavy rain for me for the rest of the day!

Although there were a few idiots on the roads, nothing really for me to comment on.

The only one that was worth a mention was a Whakatane Dial A Cab driver #608 who backed up and parked in front of me, he saw me wanting to leave etc so i have him a little toot, in a way asking politely if i can get out! He looked up from writing stuff down then just put his head back down, No clue in the world at all. He then sat there doing nothing with the passenger in the back and meter ticking over $14, i then tooted again and he opened his door moved forward about a foot then stopped and put his head down again! This time still not enough room at all to get out, so once again after waiting for a while held the horn down, he looked up and opened his door muttered some bullshit then finally moved forward, i then went past looking as he carried on writing stuff down.

All of this could have been dealt to very easily, 1 Not parking in front of me and 2 move forward 3 meters and i would have gone, he then could of had my park. Not hard really ? I then rang the company only to get a Maori lady Welcome to Whakatane Dial A Cab in the most enthusiastic voice in the world, YEAH RIGHT! Talk about customer service!

So there you have it, another great day in the Eastern Bay!

Take care and i will see you all when i get back!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Day 441 27/2/12

Man there are some cocks on the roads haha

Started the day off with pretty good weather all day long which wasn't hot and not cold so just right :)

First asshole of the day came from Whakatane once again....... Rego GAU119 was a Mazda ute who was speeding and then sat right up my ass trying to pass when he couldn't due to others in front of me!!

Car 2 Rego 33WPAC, this cock from Westpac was all over the road sitting on 80kph holding up a line of traffic!

Car 3 Rego BLA499 was a ute from Waitomo who was towing a trailer and whenever it was clear to pass he would take off to 110+ then slow down when cars came so we couldnt pass at all!!

Also had some funny people today, one lady tried to cut me off from merging when i was already merging behind a truck, she soon learnt her lesson :)

and a Maori lady yelling out on the street to her cuzzie, I NEED TO TAKE A PISS OW!!!

So yeah crazy day but all good really :)

Take care and i will see you tomorrow.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Day 440 24/2/12

So nice weather finally :D and man what a day haha, had a few idiots today nothing out of the ordinary though.

Had a guy leave his dog in the back of thier wagon with windows down only a fraction, called SPCA but were not there, poor dog Rego was RB6026

Then i had some old lady didn't have a clue how to drive at all sitting on 60kph holding up a ton of traffic! Rego was EGH908

On the way home had some muppet in a RX8 who passed with oncoming cars on a yellow line then on a turning median at speed over 120 easy Rego was ETK339

So yeah not many asshole but owell.

Had a reasonable day today with drivers and weather which is always a bonus eh!

Take care over the weekend and will see you all Monday :)

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Day 439 23/2/12

Well fuck me sideways and call me jimmy!

Today was a cunt of a day, excuse my french! Had rain all day long but it poured down like a bitch all the way home!! Also had some fuck in a Red Audi fly up the side of me by 9th ave as it was flooded on his side and he just cut me right off!

Also had some black fat islander on E-Street who ran a red light with her very young child in the back seat who i nearly went into!!!

So nothing else to say, fucking shit day with shit weather......

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Day 438 22/2/12

Shit weather and shitty drivers all day long!!!

Started the day heading out and had a bit of rain which carried on heavy and not all day, got to the coastline and had the first muppet of the day.........

Car 1 Rego REWRD this guy was going over 120 tailgating and not indicating etc when flying past

Car 2 Rego EKM835 was a truck from Jeffs Transport who was going up and over 110 cutting corners etc

Car 3 Rego FTM667 this black Isuzu was speeding and tailgating cars in the rain!!

Car 4 Rego A4JSC was a Tribesman who cut me off in Whakatane, he indicated but couldn't wait to sit behind me as he had to cut me off only for the next turnoff less than 100 meters away...........

Car 5 Rego CAY211 this old meerkat lady who was soo close to the steering wheel could not drive to save herself! All over the road slow as a snail only to take off at speed for no reason and wipers on full speed when there was no rain etc. Just plain could not drive.

So that was the day, a few wankers but overall just another day :)

Take care and see you all tomorrow!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Day 437 21/2/12

So yet another day on the roads with crazies all over the fucking place!

Started out heading on my way and enjoying the trip out only getting to Domain Road before some old man going 70kph and when trying to pass would sit on the centreline etc

Rest of the morning went sweet as that was untill the afternoon came along haha!

Car 1 Rego was YK8889 through the Hub in Whakatane was all over the place cutting in and out of cars not indicating.

Car 2 Rego DCZ357 i followed this bitch out of Whakatane to Otamarakau where she underpassed cars, cut me off, speeding over 120 and all over the road tailgating very close too!

Car 3 Rego FMZ302 in tauranga this muppet was going well over the limit cutting cars off left and right as he flew along at speed!

So there you have another fun day on the roads as a Courier :)

Although i have soo many shit drivers on the roads i still love my job and that won't be changing for a while yet!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Day 436 20/2/12

Fucking hell what a shitty day!!!

Started out with the heat which lasted all day long, it really wasn't too bad just hot haha. Took it's toll on me during the evening after running round like a madman :)

Also had one asshole on the roads from Whakatane to Te Teko who was sitting on 50-80kph and would take off when it was clear to pass etc Rego was BBE155

Lastly on the way home there was a Cattle truck roll over on the Otamarakau hill most likely going too fast again. and absolutely stupid Policeman who was standing in the middle of the road after a blind bend in the road no signage at all as you came round at speed!! He was yelling slow down and blowing his ring out as i had my foot on the brakes, got down to about 45kph i guess and he's still going at it. No fucking clue, also the detour had no signage on the other 2 roads you had to turn down....... Smart cookies.

So yeah late night again, take care and have fun :)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Day 435 17/2/12

So Friday, bloody hell it's been a week and a half with assholes and very busy long days.

Today started out nice as i carried on my way with sun beaming and all was well, had a fair few campers and tourists on the roads though!

Got to Te Puke and man it was pissing down! but didn't last long before i got to Pongakawa it had finished, i later found out it moved to Kawerau as when i went there in the arvo it was the same haha.

Apart from that the rest of the day was pretty hot, just nice weather to work in, specially as a courier!

Had a nudist walking along today when i had my lunch, he pulled up in a rental van and hopped out with his gold necklace on and a woman's blouse on with nothing else so his junk was dangling and when he bent over i got to see the best part! The hairy black asshole >_< All this while i was eating my nice lunch :S

Also had a Higgins truck let me and others pass, Good stuff! Not many trucks specially Higgins i see letting people get past!

So yeah that was my day, no drivers to report about which is good :)

Take care over the weekend and i will see you Monday.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Day 434 16/2/12

Man one hell of a day today!

Was busy as fuck excuse my language. From old ladies in Te Puke trying to do a runner in front of my car not even on a crossing and tried to stop only to nearly slip over on the kerb trying to stop again and nearly getting run over! Bitch.

Also the assholes hmmmmmm

Car 1 Rego 84WTN was a Harley who sat on about 85 and took off every time me and another car went to pass he would constantly speed off and slow down......

Car 2 Rego BCN821 this muppet was in his own world thinking he was in a race flying along and passing with oncoming cars etc

Car 3 Rego FRJ824 this civic sped off time and time again when people came up the side of her, she was also speeding along well over the limit.

Had another car with another cars plates on it who was speeding tailgating and being a right cunt!

But that was my day again, take care all can't really think of anything else to say ?

Have fun till tomorrow :)

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Day 433 15/2/12

Crap weather and man the drivers are just as bad! Once again..........

So started off with rain and only managed to get to Te Puke before the first asshole arrived, Rego was FDQ118 who when i went to pass he floored it and took off then sat right up other cars asses tailgating, he then was speeding off and on all over the road.

Then the rest of the morning was alright, had the few slow ones who would not move over at all *sigh* Then not long after had some old man, he pulled straight out in front of the lady i was following at 100kph!! She had nowhere to go but in the oncoming lane, she narrowly missed a car head on as she carried on. This old man not long after came flying over a rise and cars were slowing, he was too busy looking around he slammed on the brakes and skidded along into the oncoming lane nearly hitting a car also!!! Rego was ZW3590

So that was really my day and the tons of rain but needed it in a way......

Well take care again on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Monday, February 13, 2012

Day 432 14/2/12

Well back in action and fuck me was it warm again haha.

So with a new week in play yet the drivers are still out in force who purely cannot drive.

Headed off and it was a pretty nice day and got held up with some slower drivers (elderly) towing campers etc which held everyone up big time!

Car 1 of the day started in Kawerau when they just ran through a giveway sign right in front of me and i had to slam the brakes on to avoid it!!!

Car 2 Rego BPS773 sat right up my ass heading into Waitangi

Car 3 Rego WT3419 was some little skank who was all over the road, and swerving over the centreline to try and pass with narrow misses due to it, also tailgating others and also cut me off in Te Puke when she didn't want me passing.......

So yeah, another day today which was alright..... Also got held up big time and got back very late.

Take care and see you tomorrow :)

Friday, February 10, 2012

Day 431 10/2/12

Shit it was muggy!

Had the windows down nearly all day and all i got was warm air coming in haha, talk about driving in a oven! :O

Anyway, yet again there were more muppets on the roads like normal and they were......

Car 1 Rego EQB649 a Red focus who sped up and cut me off when pulling straight over to pass another car only to slow back down after!

Car 2 Rego DND269 constantly sped off whenever i got close to pass etc

Car 3 Rego CJL859 this muppet sat on 120 and never let off once unless tailgating very closely to others!

Car 4 Rego ASU989 i was passing her in the passing lane and when she noticed she floored it left me behind, i pulled in behind her only to have her slow right down again!! Bitch!

So there you have it, another day full of fuckwits also had some lady who nearly collected a concrete bridge! Not looking where she was going haha.

Well take care over the weekend and i will see you all for more fun and adventure next week.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Day 430 9/2/12

Man what a warm and busy day! Shit it was warm haha.

Started the day like normal and still had the assholes all over the place :(

Once again here we go.........

Car 1 rego FCZ65 was a Environmental BOP car who cut me off in Te Maunga when she sped up in the slip lane and i had to slow down and wait for her! She also tailgated other cars, speeding along and was back and forth over the road.

Car 2 Rego UK8404 constantly kept speeding off every time i came near him!

Car 3 Rego CSL760 flew up behind me and carried on at about 120+ at least!

Car 4 Rego FYW382 was the same as number 2 who kept speeding off, always wanted to be in front all the time! Dick!

So yeah, busy day once again and glad it's over :O

Well take care and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Day 429 8/2/12

Yeah well day went all good today i guess, was a bit busy but not overly.

Idiots were still all over the roads like normal and they included the following........

Car 1 Rego CPT333 was some old man towing a caravan and was sitting on 60kph!!! Not moving over for anyone!

Car 2 Rego XR2886 this muppet would speed off when going to pass him he also cut a car off and nearly hit it when he passed.

Car 3 Rego AAX149 this maori chick with kid in the front seat was sitting right up my ass on and over the centreline very impatient!

Car 4 Rego EBM876 this was like car 2 he sped off everytime i got near to pass! Dick in a V10!

So that was all today, can't really be F'ed writing any more haha.

Take care and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, February 6, 2012

Day 428 7/2/12

So after a very short break i am back and man what a day haha.

Started off heading to Whakatane and didn't take long at all before a Filthy Few member rego IFFMC was speeding at least 90+ down 15th ave cutting in and out of cars passing with no care in the world for anyone else like he owned the road!! Not the first time i have had this same person doing crazy shit either.

Then carried on and not long after that had some old man in a Coolstore car something like Aeongate or something Rego FWS392 who sat up mine and others asses from te Maunga to Te Puke, very impatient man and only going just up the road too!!

Also in the arvo had 3 Tribesman bikes doing the same as the filthy guy this morning, flying along at speed, cutting me and others off being complete muppets!

So yeah rest of the day was alright a bit busy but all good.

Courier i meet up with at end of the day was late as again so waited and waited........... Therefor was a late night home >_<

Take care and will see you again tomorrow :)