Day 530 31/7/12

Well with the weather blown away for a day it was great to be dry! Although in being dry the assholes of the roads were still out in force! Car 1 Rego GCM952 this security car for ISCL was tailgating, speeding off and on and passing on yellow and wandering all over the road. Car 2 Rego GDQ916 this tourist nearly went into my drivers door when he tried to cut the lanes through the roundabout, then nearly into the rear of my car when i stopped at the last roundabout in Whakatane cause he was looking to the side pointing..... He then ran another roundabout and nearly got T-Boned by another car...... Car 3 Rego AFM958 this cock pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100, he was speeding over 120, tailgating and passing on corners, unlucky for him he got pulled over by the Police.......... SHAME! Car 4 Rego BRJ203 was a little tart who just ran a giveway straight in front of me, if i braked and carried on straight i would have gone straight through into the back of her car! So i had to swerve into the right lane lucky the car that was there moved forward otherwise i would be in her back seats! Lets just say she got an earful.... So yeah a ton of assholes on the roads and only a few more to go eh! Take care with the crazies out there and see you all tomorrow!

Day 529 30/7/12

So where the hell did this rain and wind come from ? All day long i have been pelted with heavy rain and gusty winds stronger than the wind out of a indians ass on curry night! With that i had a fucking shit day, got held up big time with a bulb repair on my vehicle, over 45 mins to replace a bulb! Grrrr that stuffed up my whole morning and finally caught up near 2pm haha. Well with the shit weather came the very slow drivers and people crossing over the centreline due to them not being able to drive in the rain....... That is all for now, take care and see you in the lake tomorrow haha!

Day 528 27/7/12

Friday, well it couldn't come soon enough! Haha what a day filled with the slowest drivers all over the place....... Had one asshole this morning which was sitting right up my ass tailgating and txting as he wandered all over the road and into the oncoming lane Rego was SI8179 There was another guy in a 350z who was speeding soo fast he could hardly handle the corner and just about lost it coming towards me! Cannot remember the rego but i have wrote about him before rego starts with CDE....... Like i said before the slow drivers were out in force today man were they ever! Holding up tons of traffic most of them elderly that should not be on the road at all! Well apart from that the weather was the best it's been all week which is great and the run home was pretty good too finished at a nice time tonight aswell! Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday for another week on the roads.

Day 527 26/7/12

Fuck my days man there are some absolute moronic ass monkeys out there! Lets start with i headed off and got to Domain Road when i got up behind a Diet Coke car Rego FBW996 who was tailgating very closely another one of thier cars and wandering all over the road also missed hitting a person by less than a meter when they sped through Te Puke! Not long after that there was a severe crash near Paengaroa See link So had a long wait for that....... The rest of the run out wasn't too bad till i got to Mimiha when some cock tailgating a truck came half into our lane to see as he was too impatient to wait! Rego was BAU885 Then had some tourist slut take a shit on the sand next to me when i was eating lunch! No fucking idea at all! To top it all off had some flash cunt in a Jaguar XKR Rego DYC363 who was speeding along at 80+kph at least in a 50 area cutting in and out of cars etc. There was also a old man in a Coast Clean car sitting on a giveway sign not going at all with no traffic coming so i gave him a little toot to let him know there were cars waiting but no he had a meltdown and held the horn down cursing with his friend......... Get a fucking life! It was a courtesy toot not a hurry the fuck up you old man toot....... No idea! So there you have it another fun day in the BOP! Take care and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 526 25/7/12

Well back again and what a day haha, although the weather was alright the ass monkeys still took over the roads like they own it........ Car 1 of the day Rego TDH45 this truck driver was sitting soo close to other cars it wasn't even funny! Tailgating as if he owned the road and most cars moved out of the way or pulled over due to it! Car 2 Rego ETH805 this cock from BOP Energy was speeding over 120 and riding the centreline etc. Car 3 Rego FCT249 these wanna G's were racing themself, cutting in and out of cars cutting them off and being in general little shits! Also saw a truck from HEB with a trailer which it's rego that ran out in 2003 yeah real safe eh guys! Think the plate was 1394F....... So with them and the elderly that were soo fucking slow it was a eventful day! Take care and tomorrow is a new one :) See you then!

Day 525 20/7/12

Well it's Friday :D Got to be good haha. So with the whole day there were a few idiots and that's for sure but overall a pretty good day with the nice sun beaming down. Idiots of the day were: Car 1 Rego FLR705 this person was speeding, tailgating and was weaving all over the road when he was up peoples ass.... Car 2 Rego ETK339 now this absolute idiot was racing another car going over 130 at least that is just plain stupidity! Car 3 Rego TB7526 now this person i have seen before time and time again doing the same thing so without a doubt a guy with no signage on the rubbish truck but a Foote Bins truck who was sitting on 60-70kph holding up a ton of traffic and when people went to pass he moved over to the centreline and blocked them etc. Absolute moron! Well that is it for now, take care and I will be back next week ;)

Day 524 19/7/12

So with Friday just around the corner i cannot wait! Today was pretty good all day long was going great with the nice weather beaming away, well good for winter weather haha. Only had one asshole which was some old lady in a bus who when i was already turning round a roundabout she just pulled out in front, if i had kept going she would have gone into the front of my car! No idea at all Rego was AKC360 Also had about 5 Indians from Pukehina to Te Puke who just plain should not have been let anywhere near a car let alone drive one, all over the road, speeding up and tailgating constant braking you name it they were doing it! Well that is all for now, take care and see you all tomorrow!

Day 523 18/7/12

Fucking hell what a day from hell with cunts all over the road that plain and simple should not be on the road what so ever! Car 1 of the day Rego DZZ908 this cuzzie bro had 3 young kids all under i guess 5-6 sitting in the back as thier dad tailgated cars, sped off over 120!! Car 2 Rego FMJ985 this cock was racing himself home over 130 easy cutting in and out of cars not indicating etc tailgating aswell..... Car 3 Rego one again the Stainless Factory van BQY574 who was speeding over 120, tailgating and being a downright dickhead on the road. Car 4 Rego FFE356 this muppet was sitting behind a car sitting on 85-90kph and every time i went to try and pass he would sit over on the centreline and speed up to block the gap ahead! He then decided it was a good time to pass on a blind corner with cars coming the other way!!! Also had some other fuckhead who sped up when i was passing them then they cut me right off after i had turned off on a offramp they did not indicate and pulled straight over on me! Only thing good to day was the weather and the whole first run.............. Take care on the roads, as you can see from the above drivers there are some absolute assholes out there!

Day 522 17/7/12

Well what a day, where do i start ? Started the day off and all was going pretty good, saw a logging truck pulled over for speeding and the usual assholes were on the roads holding people up but apart from that it wasn't too bad. The only bad thing about today was some absolute fucking bitch who at night was wearing all black and tried to run across the road on a bend in a 100kph area in rush hour traffic! She tried to run in front of my car, i didn't even see her till she jumped back and hit my wing mirror if i had gone left a little bit more she would have been killed! I am fucking sick and tired of cuzzies trying to run across roads when no one can see them! So spent the rest of the night in near shock from narrowly killing some slut! Well that is all for today, hope tomorrow is a better day!

Day 521 16/7/12

Well weather was SHIT all day long with rain non stop and some flooding etc most places i went............. I have no drivers to report today albeit there were a few very fucked up ones all over the place due to the rain and one accident on Thornton Road this morning. Had a late night also a crap day with most things going wrong like people giving me the wrong keys for places and so on.! Well that is really all i can write, nothing else to mention so take care and I will see you all again tomorrow for another round of the week :)

Day 520 13/7/12

It's friday, friday gotta get down on Friday ? No ? Well it is and man what a day haha, had the normal assholes all over the road causing shit whereever they went! Car 1 of the day was some young maori shit Rego TW4662 who was speeding, tailgating passing on yellow lines with oncoming cars that had to move over for him then when he was turning into a road behind another vehicle he underpassed that car to beat them turning cutting them off completely! Car 2 Rego BQT694 this cock was speeding, tailgating close as and was cutting in and out of cars racing himself........ Also had some old asshole we were all sitting behind a wide load truck going up Otamarakau hill and the truck had moved right over to the left sitting on 30kph at least, the car behind the truck did not want to pass so moved to the left but the next car did not want to pass so sat there tailgating the other guy and holding me and everyone in the huge line behind me up............. After waving for him to go and hurry up or move over so others could pass he finally took off then slammed the brakes on, i tooted then he hesitated took off and finally passed! Only to pull over just up the hill............ Talk about a complete and utter asshole, why he couldn't just move to the left and sit behind the other car that didn't want to pass is beyond me....... So yeah, also had a nice run home tonight but got a delay waiting for some stuff so was still a bit later than normal but all good. Take care over the weekend there are alot of crashes which isn't good at all! See you all Monday :)

Day 519 12/7/12

Well the 12th of the 12th and still the fucking muppets are all over the roads, honestly i think some people should have been shot at birth or swallowed before being conceived! So with that Car 1 of the day Rego EJE620 this older person was sitting behind a truck but was constantly swerving all over the road into the oncoming lane and all sorts, there was no need for that shit driving at all. Car 2 Rego DMD73 now this person should not be given a licence at all! They sat from Matata to Te Puke on 70kph!!! There was one of the biggest lines of traffic held up behind them i have ever seen! No one could pass cause of the heavy traffic coming the other way and he had tons of places to pull over! Also had the Black Power in Whakatane walking like he had shit his pants (penguin walk) holding up traffic as he walked in the middle of the road.......... So yeah weird day Oh and had some lost as person in Whakatane aswell who i think was a bit crazy who was yelling at no one and was smacking his head etc...... Well take care and tomorrow is Friday :) Lets go!

Day 518 11/7/12

Well with another long day down and only 2 to go which will be a relief haha all is going well i spose...... Car 1 of the day was some older cock in a new mazda 4x4 Rego GHL251 who was speeding with another car and tailgating me and other cars also cutting in and out of lanes Car 2 Rego CAJ830 this cock was on his phone while all over the road speeding and tailgating racing to get in front of everyone........... No idea at all. Also had the slow ones again including a truck that pulled straight out in front of me at Pongakawa and a lady who ran a roundabout in front of me in which she nearly got cleaned up.......... So eventful day but not overly busy which was great and got back home nice and early :) Take care and once again drive properly not like a fucking hoon haha, see you all tomorrow :)

Day 517 10/7/12

So it's Tuesday and man the idiots are still crawling all over the roads.... Well lets get straight to it with the assholes. Car 1 Rego BKL297 was a white Canter truck who sat on 65 holding up a ton of cars not moving over for anyone! Car 2 Rego ALU742 these cuzzie bro's sat on 120 at least flew up behind me and was tailgating, one stage nearly went right up the back of me! Car 3 Rego well a truck from RMT RMT109 was some cock bullying other drivers by running through roundabouts and cutting cars off nearly caused a couple of crashes too! Also had the usual indians pulling out in front of traffic etc and yeah, busy day overall but finished on time which was a bonus really. Take care and I will see you all tomorrow for round 3!

Day 516 9/7/12

Monday monday monday............. That is all that needs to be said really haha! So started the day and it was pretty good, the whole morning run went great untill i hit Te Puke, once again this rag head town took over with assholes, one cock went flying through the township going at least 70 zipping in and out of cars Rego was UA7938 Rest of the day went ok, got a couple of hold ups which took a while to get back up to speed but was alright, the last asshole of the day was some coconut man in a Corolla who was speeding up and down up and down in a 70kph area going up to 90+ didn't know what the fuck he was on! So that was it, take care again and I will see you all tomorrow for round 2!

Day 515 6/7/12

So with Friday done and dusted it was a weird day with assholes especially the indians on the way home coming out of the packhouses! Bloody hell they cannot drive to save there own lives! Most of the day was pretty cruisy with nice weather all day long and less traffic than normal which was great but the ones that were on the roads were all asses haha. Car 1 of the day was some cock in a Landcruiser as i left for home, he passed a huge line of cars a high speed towards me on a blind rise he had to cut the car off in front and speed over 130 at least to get in before i came around the rise and it was close to say the least! Rego was FBD132 Others were very slow people more Mike Lambert trucks tailgating and speeding which they don't normally do just a few select cunts on the roads! Apart from that it was alright i guess. Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday for another week of road madness!!!

Day 514 5/7/12

Bloody hell man what the hell are people on the roads are fucking insane! Started out busy as hell as someone at work didn't do something which unfolded on me alot, held me up and i carried on anyway, not much traffic but the ones that were on the road were slow as snails! Had 2 assholes of the day and they were. Car 1 Rego BCK369 these curry munching rags pulled straight out in front of cars sitting on 100kph! We all slammed the brakes on to avoid going into the rear of them, they carried on passed before and on a blind corner then on yellow lines! Then took off at speed...... Car 2 Rego ATE319 This young muppet was flying along Hewletts road up to 100kph cutting in and out of cars racing himself........... Also tailgating. Well that is all for now take care and I will see you all again tomorrow :)

Day 513 4/7/12

What do you do when it's a nice day ? Enjoy it haha :D Had a pretty good day which was great, everything went to plan aswell which is always a bonus too. Not many problems with drivers at all which was good, the only one worth mentioning was some cock who passed a van coming towards me.............. Rego EUQ14 Also had the same dick from last night or the night before from Stainless Factory who was speeding and cutting in and out of traffic etc being a cock. So nothing else to comment on really, pretty good! Take care and I will see you all again tomorrow :)

Day 512 3/7/12

Nice weather..........Yeah Right! All day long had drizzle then when it was time to come home it fucking poured down! Absolute bullshit haha. Anyway, the whole morning went pretty good had the usual slow ones like always but wasn't too bad i guess, all went smoothly and to plan so that was great! Got back to Te Puke and when i was leaving this lady was stuck in the left lane behind cars but she couldn't wait a few seconds and in turn indicated at the same time pulled straight over in front of me when i was coming near the back of her, i had to slam the brakes on and nearly went up her ass! Rego was FJF631 Then headed back to Whakatane for the other runs and had some cunt! try to pass a truck in the pouring rain head on to me! I had to move over to the left and he went past half in my lane!!!! If you can't see DONT PASS! So that was really it, had a good run home aswell which was awesome too. Take care in the rain and watch the idiots!

Day 511 2/7/12

So im back again after a few days off, and no change to the drivers on the roads......... Headed off this morning and everything went pretty good even the weather wasn't bad which was a bonus! Had the first asshole Rego VYRNES with a family in the car kids and all, they flew up behind me and passed going at least 120 and sat on that speed........ Also on the way home had some guys in a van from Stainless Factory who flew past after tailgating me sitting on up to 115kph, also passed on yellow lines they just had to be in front....... Rego was BQY574. So that was all for today, lets see how the rest of the week goes, heard the rain is coming.............. Gutted!