Day 916 30/4/14

So another day done and dusted, just about didn't make it home for dinner too! One truck Rego DLA909 a white Volvo came around a blind corner towards Te Puke at the last corner before the coastline straights at Otamarakau half in our lane! Nearly got the car ahead of me and started swerving back into his lane when he went past me..... Absolute fucking idiot! Apart from him there were a few slower ones and one guy i passed who was sitting on around 85 he then flashes his lights at me waving his arms around like a clown, if your not going to sit on the SPEED LIMIT I will fucking pass you, thick ass cunt! Don't dare flash your lights at me when im sitting on the limit when your driving under with a line of cars banked up behind you fuckwit! Well nothing else to comment on today. Oh sorry yes there is, my car was out of action and got given a piece of shit that kept giving out electric shocks when opening the doors..... Great day really!

Day 915 29/4/14

Round 2 down now, only had a couple of fuckwits on the roads so not too bad i spose ? Car 1 Rego GDE593 this elderly man in Kawerau as i was going along at 50kph just pulls straight out from a side road didn't even look my way and just about went into the side of my car, had to swerve left to avoid him! Absolute fucking muppet then he carried on at 30kph!!! Car 2 Rego HAW468 a Subaru i followed from Matata to Pongakawa who would sit on around 80-90kph then when it was clear he would take off. He also crossed over the centreline countless times as if it was normal! Don't know if he was drunk or tired but that's no excuse! Absolute dickhead.... Apart from those 2 the rest of the day was pretty good, no other drama's and the day went without a hitch so happy times haha. Take care and see you all tomorrow!

Day 914 28/4/14

What a day, just dragged on more and more. Fair bit tired now mostly from the weekend's driving around but all good. Only had one idiot today Rego FMA400 this person sped up behind me with another car going at least 120, tailgated me for a bit then passed me and guess what next ? Slowed down!!! Fucking idiot had no clue in the world, up and down constantly slowing down too then took off around 120 again.... From Matata to Te Puke Rest of the day was pretty good, coldish but all went well nice weather too no rain for me. Nothing more to say today so take care on the roads and catch you all tomorrow

Day 913 24/4/14

Thank god it's the last day of the week, had some muppets out there for sure specially the slow ones! All day all over the place there were people going well under the limit just fucking about in a line no one wanting to pass etc, holiday makers and the rest when there are people who are working and can't get past the line of cars cause they are all tailgating! For fuck sake pull over and do the decent thing! Enough about that shit, rest of the day all went without a hitch apart from one lady when I was backing up decided it was a great idea to walk behind my car! Felt like letting rip at her cause the old slut had to yell something out at me through the window.... Should of backed over her! Well can't really be assed writing anymore so take care and see you all Monday!

Day 912 23/4/14

Well overall today it wasn't too bad apart from one van from Rent A Dent who came around a bend with the wheels in my lane coming bloody close to me in a 100 area so yeah had the ol heart ticking a bit faster! Had one idiot today Rego GKB164 (White Navara) who was impatient and tailgating me along Maunganui & Hewletts Rd within a car length etc So yeah apart from them the day had it's slow drivers specially into the sun tonight, just people who cannot drive in that weather and need to keep left and not sit on 60 in a 100 zone and let others get past! Weather wise it was not bad at all, sun was out and was pretty good driving weather so sweet as. Take care and see you all tomorrow for the last day of the week working :)

Day 911 22/4/14

Well where do i even start with today done and dusted I was lucky I didn't meet a head on car coming around a blind bend like 2 of the fucking idiots i'm about to mention! Car 1 Rego BYR558 this Grey Civic with a lawyer driving from Whakatane to Tauranga I was following behind a couple of cars and a truck and this person in particular was driving a little impatient, speeding up to 120 and not far past Blue Berry Corner on the smaller straight where the double yellow lines finish he had the whole straight to pass the HTL truck but decided at the last second to pass and even I could see at the back that there was cars coming around the bend and he carried on passing and only just got in as the oncoming car had to move left to avoid his stupidity, he did the same thing at the end of the straight before the Pikowai motor camp area and just got in when the corner started! He then carried on at speed off and on till he got stuck in traffic at the Te Puke Golf Course.... Car 2 Rego DCS313 this silver Estima did basically the same thing, passed a concrete truck right before a blind bend & rise on double yellow lines, a car came around and had to swerve left and shook his fist at the moron, also the truck braked and pulled left also! Could have killed someone very easy! Car 3 Rego AAU738 this cuzzy bro in a Mitsi evo was sitting behind me on the centreline trying to pass when he could have as there was no cars coming!!! He sat there for ages then finally passed at speed, he came up behind another car and was a bit more impatient he then flew past and only just got in as traffic passed him! Very close.... So yeah, the 3 muppeteers above should have their licences cut up full stop! Well enough about them, pretty over today really just idiotic bullshit driving to be honest! Definitely don't need that shit. Take care and catch you all tomorrow!

Day 910 11/4/14

Friday!!! Woohoo, couldn't wait for the day to finish today just the rain and shit drivers taking over the roads made the day an absolute fucking nightmare to be honest! Not really any point in naming anyone today as they were reasonably tame apart from a few just speed and tailgating etc nothing major. Had rain most of the day, heavy in patches and was off and on all day. Well I will leave you all with that, take care I have a week off so see you when i'm back!

Day 909 10/4/14

Well with a little rain alot can happen on the roads! After no rain for a decent chunk of time people think they can just floor it and go the same speed they were already going in the dry, yes they do and does it pay off ? No! 2 Deaths in the Eastern BOP today, one crossing the road into a concrete pole killing the passenger, another crossed the centreline into an oncoming truck near Te Teko. Also had someone tailgating a truck coming towards me and I too was behind a truck when the oncoming truck went past me the idiot in the car went to pass in the pouring rain nearly hit the side of the truck in front of me and then in turn nearly got me just about clipping my wing mirror! Absolute fucking idiot and in a place they couldn't pass either! Later on tonight had a lady pull out along Cameron Road i was sitting on 52 and she pulled out and instead of sitting in the left lane till i went past she pulled straight over in front of me then sat on around 35-40, i passed her and put my hand out the window as if to say what the hell, she flashed her lights at me which were only on one click not properly so i flicked my hand back at her as if to say whatever sort of thing..... No clue in the world at all. Apart from them the day was pretty full on, long and full of more idiots all day but still alive so all good!

Day 908 9/4/14

Ha! More fucking muppets taking over the roads again! Car 1 Rego GJG804 this white Fiat Ducato thing with trailer was heading along towards Matata and he was all over the road crossing the centreline a ton of times, don't know if he was tired or drunk, from the far left to over the centreline, throwing rubbish and coffee cups out the window speeding up then slowing down just not there at all eh. Car 2 Rego XC8755 2 young girls in a Brown Holden sped up behind me heading into Matata and sat right up my ass tailgating me, i tapped the brakes and flicked my hand to tell them to fuck off basically but no they came back and sat within half a car length behind me and even closer from Matata to Whakatane, also flew past me later on and did the same to others! Car 3 Rego GJP697 a guy in a Blue Pulsar along Hewletts Road was cutting in and out of traffic then into the bus lane to beat all the traffic, he went into the left lane which had more traffic that was slowing so as soon as i got past him he cut straight over behind and nearly hit me also cut the car off behind me! Carried on and i went into the left lane up ahead and he flew past me thinking he could beat everyone with his turnoff just 100 meters or so ahead but no so just cut straight over in front of me nearly hitting the front of my car for nothing!!! Fucking idiot. So yes, full of dickheads to say the least. Had a bit more rain today which was alright, still not enough but yeah. Well that is all, catch you all tomorrow!

Day 907 8/4/14

Only one asshole today, and yes this will be a quick one I had to go to another job tonight so writing this late as.... Truck 1 Rego EGU76 this truck from Priority Logistics at the Te Puke golf course intersection we were all waiting in line behind and he had a few times he could of pulled out with no drama's at all but he decided he wanted to pull out with one car coming from Te Puke which slammed his brakes on and stopped at the side of the truck where the trailer hooks onto the cab! Could have easily killed the guy coming along due to his fucking stupidity! Anyway, rest of the day was alright I guess, had rain most of the day which was a fucking pain in the ass as it was like dribble not actual rain haha. Also was pretty hot too, around 25 but muggy, more slower ones on the roads but overall was pretty good i guess. Well on that note, take care and catch you all tomorrow!

Day 906 7/4/14

Well back into it with another week and fark me it's a hot one! got up to 31! and running round in this is a joke haha. Only had one idiot today Rego FUH695 this White Hilux from Secom Guardrails flew up behind me speeding up to 120, when behind a line of traffic on a blind corner with oncoming cars he sat half in each lane with the centreline in the middle of his car! He was also tailgating me and others too... Apart from him the rest of the day was not too bad really had one maori girl txting and standing in the middle of a driveway and didn't see my car till I was right there then she went apeshit at me cause she got a fright haha. Stupid girl! Nothing else to say really, hot day tearing around and a pretty good day to be honest so take care and see you all tomorrow!

Day 905 4/4/14

Yeehaa, finally another week down and still there are some muppets out there pissing about! Car 1 Rego GFJ544 this lady would sit on around 115kph but any car she came up behind she would just sit right up their ass tailgating but didn't pass, just a right tart Car 2 Rego UK3741 this old man in a green Suzuki jeep thing was sitting on 50 in a 100 zone with alot of traffic banked up behind with no care in the world at all, not once kept left or moved over! Also saw a drunk guy coming into Te Puke tonight stumbling along nearly into the traffic which was swerving around him etc nearly causing accidents and could get killed so called the police to go and check on the guy. Last thing anyone needs is to hit and kill him etc Day was average to say the least just dragged on a bit but weather was alright most of the day with a heavy downpour in Whakatane later in the arvo which was all good. Nothing else to say so take care over the weekend and catch you all monday!

Day 904 3/4/14

Well what do i say now, saw some absolute fucktard nearly kill someone today... Car 1 Rego BNM910 this guy in a Silver Holden was heading along Thornton Rd past HTL Trucking, we carried on the whole straight he could of passed the truck but he sat there and decided to pass right before the yellow lines coming up to a intersection and in doing so someone on the left hand road coming out of Thornton Beach Rd pulled out not seeing this dick passing a truck because you really shouldn't see a car passing there..... Anyway the poor person pulling out of the road came out and had to swerve left to avoid being hit head on by a complete cunt of a person who then swerved also and cut the truck off! So yeah, asshole central really! Weather wise we actually got some rain today, around the Pukehina area it rained a little hard which is good for the farms etc there but most of the day was still hot and not bad to run round in. Nothing really to talk about now, so on that note take care and catch you all tomorrow

Day 903 2/4/14

Once again there was a couple of people on the roads who should not have licences at all! Car 1 Rego GNR765 this Hiace from Fastway couriers flew past me going at least 130 with no indication at all heading to Edgecumbe Car 2 Rego CHS650 A guy in a white Holden Rodeo i was going through The Hub in Whakatane in the right lane coming up to pass this guy and others in the left, he sped up and cut over in front of me, followed him onto Thornton Rd where he tailgated a van all the way to Matata but also was crossing the centreline numerous times, twice nearly collecting oncoming traffic and could have killed someone! Also nearly went into the grass on the left hand side a few times, speeding up tailgating then slowing right down, up and down constantly. Don't know if he was drunk or what! Apart from those 2 the rest of the day was alright i guess, a little sad but that's life eh! Nothing really else to talk about so take care on the roads and see you all tomorrow.