Monday, October 31, 2011

Day 369 1/11/2011

Well it's now the 1st November!! Where has the time gone ?

I know for a fact i have worked it all lmao!

So today, had yet more complete muppets and rain all day long....

Name and shame of today were

Car 1 Rego XZ7719 was some black ass hua from Kawerau who was going over 120, tailgating and constantly crossing the centreline, she really didn't know what the fuck she was doing.

Car 2 Rego PNEFC ran straight through a roundabout and i just about went through the front of his Jeep! complete cock!

Car 3 Rego RA4657 was an old man no suprises there, he would take off when it was clear to pass him, also over the centreline countless times and he also went to pass a truck and had half his car in the oncoming lane in which he nearly had a head on cause of it!!!

So yes that was my day, Oh yeah also battled the wind and rain most of the day so was a very busy one at that :P

Take care again!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Day 368 31/10/2011

Fucking hell man what a day filled with complete muppets!

The run went all as could be expected, just about got it all nailed now so that's all right and well.

Assholes of the day were as follows!

Car 1 Rego B0ILUP this cock was driving like a tosser, would speed off when someone went to pass him etc and cutting cars off.

Car 2 didn't get a rego i think it was something like EET78, purple holden speeding over 90 in the 70 zone etc

Car 3 was a truck same as above no reg, this asshole sat on 60 for ages not moving over for anyone and no it wasn't a full heavy load at all!

Car 4 rego RU6613 was filled with curry munchers driving like absolute cunts, passing on double yellow and oncoming traffic had to move over for him, tailgating and cutting cars off etc typical shitty driving from that breed!

Car 5 WB8365 some old biddy whore driving very slow and would slam on the brakes for every corner she went round!

Car 6 lastly, this asshole was speeding and tailgating other cars etc normal businessman driving style, Rego was FCA644

So yeah, nice day and shit as driving......

Take care once again to all and I appologise for my obscene language, i only vent this on here not in public :)

See you tomorrow.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Day 367 28/10/2011

The same day again really, left earlier today to see if the new run is working which it's hardly doing, but owell i think i have it sussed for now! all day was rushed with running being the slowest form of movement haha.

Also during the day i had the usual complete muppets on the roads which included the following.

Car 1 was a Navy van who ran through a roundabout in front of me in which i had to stop for him!! Rego was FET299

Car 2 Rego DHC651 now this muppet form Kawerau to Whakatane sat on 60kph in the 100 zones with a line of traffic behind him and not once did he move over!!! Fucking cock!

Car 3 Rego FCZ133 was some silly maori's who let thier 3-4 year old child jump around on the back seat of thier car as they sped along over the posted 70kph!! They didn't give a shit at all!

So yeah a very busy day and man glad the weekend is here!

See you Monday!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Day 366 27/10/2011

The same again today, a new run altogether and still im running round like a madman, only thing good is weight loss!!!

Assholes of the day included a Falcon who passed on double yellow lines Rego ETT712 couldn't wait 30 meters!

Then i also had some cock who ran through a roundabout when he was too busy txting and slammed on his brakes and ended up stopped right in front of me!! as he slowly lowers his phone! Rego was FAE925

So yeah that was it really, busy and fucking shit! well at least i have a job i guess eh ?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Day 365 26/10/2011

Yet the same again today just as i thought!

Today was still hectic as all hell and got back late as again......

On the roads today i had 2 people one was a tourist and another were indians so both tourists really or immigrants, the same thing really. Anyway they both would sit on a slow speed as soon as i caught them up they would take off over 110 but on corners they would slow right down to about 80ish so would fuck everyone off!

Apart from that and the tractors not pulling over it was a busy busy day and really glad to be done for today!

Take care and will see you tomorrow!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Day 364 25/10/2011

Well i can officially tell you my whole run is fucked!

Started earlier in the morning, and finished alot later than normal so 10 hours work and a 10 minute lunch break all day!!

So no drivers to report but man what a fucking day, the only thing good about it was the bloody hot sun haha.

So not much to say at all so i will say goodbye for now and i will see you all tomorrow! and yep another day like today ahead!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Day 263 21/10/2011

Today is what i call Fucking Friday, all the assholes come out to play!!

From people driving soo slow it's ridiculous to people driving too fast! Had holdups all day long with the long weekend holiday makers taking thier time going soo fucking slow holding up people that still have bloody jobs they are working for!

Had one complete muppet rego AGC469 who was carrying all these rusty car parts overloaded in his light truck, he was sitting on 70kph and not once managed to even move to the left at all as he sat there holding up tons of traffic!!!

Also had some other tosspot in a Corolla rego ERZ626 who would sit on 95 then as soon as it was all clear would take off at over 110!!

So from those assholes to others and including a hectic day with holdups and other things it was a pretty shit day really.

Can't be bothered saying much more as there isn't much haha.

Have a good weekend and will see you Tuesday!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Day 362 20/10/2011

It's Thursday and still i have one day to go >_< Feels like Friday that's for sure.......

Well my run today went a little smoother, i sat at home last night and thought about different options etc and came up with a new plan of attack :P So i tried it out and it's working pretty good so far :)

Anyway, assholes of the day are.

Car 1 didn't get the rego but some old whore cut me off and nearly hit me when she just pulled straight over on me not once but twice!!!

Car 2 Rego YD5443 was some mongrel who pulled straight out in front of me only to go 20kph and guess what, No ONE was behind me at all!!! couldn't just fucking wait one car always in a rush to get in front weather it's the benefit or takeaways!!! fucking muppet.

Car 3 was some cock munching toe rag who shot past me along a 70kph area going over 100! Rego was FWY418.

So yeah that was the idiots, apart from that all went ok i spose haha.

Take care once again and i will see you tomorrow!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Day 361 19/10/2011

Well i can officially say my day was a complete fuckup!

Communication is shot big time and is costing me dearly with time....... I only just got back home now! been one hell of a fucking day with stuff ups most of the day and errors being made and not by me!

Anyway apart from that only had one cock on the roads and that was a Prado rego AZK502 who ran a red light after our lights were green for at least 3 seconds and he just about collected a pedestrian crossing the road! talk about a cunt.

Well pretty fucked off right now, excuse my french.

So after that note, take care and i will see you all tomorrow!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Day 360 18/10/2011

Yet the same again for the morning run........ Due to communication not being dealt with accordingly the whole morning for me was a damn joke, had pickups here, there and everywhere rushing like a man with his dick cut off!

Althought after the morning everything went Ok i guess, apart from some of the rain and hail etc.

So really that is all i have to say which i know is boring as all hell, just that there is not much to say. Same ol run and no drama's with other cars today which is bloody rare haha.

Once again take care on the roads, specially when they are wet!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Day 359 17/10/2011

Fucking hell what a mission of a day!! From crashes to bad driving all sorts.

Well started the day filling up and heard some yelling and fussing round, turns out that a young guy put Diesel in a petrol van........... Not a happy chappy there!

Then carried on and the morning run was all pretty good but very rushed, had drama's with pickups etc.

After all that i was heading home for lunch then saw the aftermath of a ute rolling onto it's roof etc and other cars involved Read the article below

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/17514-crash-stalls-traffic-near-te-puke.html

Then headed off again after a short lunch and carried on only to have some indian driving like a fucking moron, all over the road driving on the wrong side of the road and passing on double yellows, tailgating and speeding, driving on the wrong side of the road round blind bends!! anyway called the police and after a little while he is now got over $1000 worth of tickets! Rego was ALP449

Then carried on and had some slower ones on the road etc and did the arvo run then headed home to find an elderly lady who drove the wrong way on the freeway!! she had a huge crash and most likely will die, i have no sympathy for her i know it is harsh but going the wrong way and not stopping you shouldn't be driving!!! Read about it below

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/17518-takitimu-crash-update.html

And

http://www.bayofplentytimes.co.nz/news/woman-driver-collides-truck/1139833/

So yes a pretty shit day really.

Take care and Don't bloody drive the wrong way!!!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Day 358 14/10/2011

Well slap my balls and call me jimmy! What a fucking day......

Started out with a little bit of rain which is alright but then got to Matata straights and was a nightmare with assholes with no lights on in silver cars!! No one could see anything ahead let along these idiots......

Anyway all morning was running round once again which is sometimes fun haha just not in the rain.

The idiots came out of the woodwork in the afternoon, cars were as follows.

Car 1 Rego EYC360 was a Smith & Smith glass transit van who was speeding up and down and also passed on yellow lines.....

Car 2 rego YW7189 was some family wagon thing who did the same as the van but also wandered all over the road and was a bit erratic.

Car 3 well this one takes the cake big time, i have never seen a fully laden log truck get up to 110kph before, i passed him when he was sitting on 95kph and he started speeding up and sat right up my ass, and a truck in your mirror very close to you is not what you want to see, specially if he is fully loaded!! so i sped up and got up to 110kph with him still going, lucky there was a stop sigh ahead and he backed off otherwise he would be on top of me!!! absolutely disgusting!! Rego was ETF945, a Fernz Group truck.

Also had the people txting and all over the road etc, also in whakatane this morning had some bunch of oldies going 20kph in the 50 zone!!! talk about a headache haha.

So yeah that was the day and the week for me, take care and i will see you all monday!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Day 357 13/10/2011

Well had yet another stressful day with alot of work which continued all day long!

Anyway the sun was finally shining most of the day had a tiny bit of rain but nothing to get me wet. Also had a fair few slow drivers today for some reason........ pretty weird but owell held me up a fair bit also had one asshole of the day which was a Ute Rego DGA88 who was cutting me off through te Puke when he was zipping in and out of lanes and tailgating other cars etc.

So other than that i think it was all that happened, just work rushing round like a madman again haha.

Take care again and i will see you tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Day 356 12/10/2011

Fuck this weather! haha, had drama's all day long with people driving stupidly in bad weather and also had flooding and slips damn weather haha.

Had the morning run sussed well i thought so till i got to Matata and had a few slips there that the boys were clearing, then battled flooded farmlands and roads.

Drivers of the day were.

Car 1 was a Edwards Truck rego EAT39 who ripped straight out in front of not onlt me but other cars, obviously did not want to wait 5 cars and had to be the big dog in front eh!! then he slowly carried on like a snail while we all slammed the brakes on and when in the highway he got up to 105kph!! no idea how to drive at all! yet another cowboy!

Car 2 was a buisnessman in his company Ford Mondeo rego EJP164 who was sitting right up people's asses and tailgating, erratic passing zipping in and out of others and speeding over 120 etc. See these types all over the place!

So yeah those drivers and campervans this morning not moving over except one, holdups all day long and extra pickups etc which led to a very stressful day but a busy one so not too bad haha.

Take care in this weather and i will see you all again tomorrow!

P.S CLEAN THAT FUCKING BOAT UP!!! (RENA)

Monday, October 10, 2011

Day 355 11/10/2011

Yet more shitty weather! Had alot of rain and wind today absolutely soaking......

Well with the shit weather yet again you get shit drivers, had a fair bit of fog/mist along the Matata straights and the amount of drivers even in the low visibility rain didn't have thier lights on!! Wtf ? so anyway, busy day once again and only one asshole to report.

Car 1 was some Mongrels kids in a Familia who stopped in the middle of the road, i passed then about 30 secs later they flew past over 130kph! then slowed down to 70kph and were back and forth over the road being complete muppets! Rego was CKM336.

So yeah, another day tomorrow with yet more rain on the way!

Take care and will see you all tomorrow.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Day 354 10/10/2011

Yet again with the bad weather comes bad drivers, i cannot believe how shit some of these people are at driving!

ill name and shame the drivers of the day first then carry on.

Car 1 was some hua in a red surf who jumped from lane to lane to cut me off which she did then tailgated other cars. Rego TG2891

Car 2 was some slow cock with a trailer, yes i know the speed limit for a trailer is 90 NOT 65-70! and stop sitting on the fucking centreline bloody hell if your going to go that slow PULL THE FUCK OVER!! Rego of the trailer was L572S

Car 3 was some Bunga in a rented Corolla who pulled out in front of me so i passed only to have him speed up when i was beside him, i had to floor it and get back in then he passed me going over 130!!! he carried on at that speed tailgating other cars and just being wreckless as! Rego was FSY444

Car 4 was one of the same people as last week if i remember right, Rego PERREN who passed a truck on the oncoming turning median with oncoming traffic! nearly hit a car and was tailgating other cars and speeding etc.

So that was the wankers of the day, the rest of the day was filled with Gusts of wind, rain off and on so really not a good day for driving haha.

Well take care and i will see you all tomorrow, heard it's going to be raining. Yay!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Day 353 7/10/2011

Fucking hell what a day!

Had the worst amount of drivers in the arvo that could not drive to save themselves that's for sure...... Also saw a couple of weird as bloody things too haha, one was a Pukeko having a good old root but ploughing the shit out of the other one in quite an agressive manner haha Then in Whakatane i saw some young slut getting fingered out the window of a car, she was leaning into the window with a short skirt which i saw moving alot, then i saw a hand "tickling" her haha typical weirdos there man!

Anyway enough of that crazy shit, drivers who were caught today were.

Car 1 Rego FYU446 was a RFH Truck who was sitting right up the back of another car very close tailgating it.

Car 2 rego ZB7539 was a white Hiace he was doing the same but right on this old lady's bumper, he then passed with oncoming traffic and then cut the lady off and just about hit her!

Car 3 Rego FWC322 this cock cut me off when i went to pass him and another car, i was at the back of him when he pulled straight over on me!!

So yeah had them plus heaps of others which i can't really be bothered putting them all up otherwise i might be here all night!

Take care over the weekend and i will see you all again Monday :)

Day 352 6/10/2011

Today was a mix of Sun and Assholes haha, Not many idiots but enough to make you wonder how they have a licence sometimes...........

Started the day heading off in the sun and had my vehicle back :D so couldn't be better, carried on my way and got to Pongakawa area when some little shit was going slow as, i went to pass and he took off over 120 WTF ? then he indicated for over 3 mins till he finally pulled into a driveway weird as owell. Rego was ZK3433

Then not long after i had some rugged as looking maoris who were doing the same thing, when going to pass they sped off, all over the road and constantly braking!!! Rego was DTA140.

Then at the end of the day i had a guy from Whakatane Council who flew through a roundabout cutting me off and then tailgating another car Rego was FMC198.

So yeah idiots of the day were not as many as i usually get etc but all good not as bad as some! Most of the day went without a hitch, had alot of running round which is always good :)

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow, FRIDAY!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Day 351 5/10/2011

Yet another busy and weird day.....

Started off going alright i guess then got stuck behind this wanker in a Grey Audi A6 Rego FQR540 who would block anyone from passing, he would not indicate when ripping into lanes, and would speed off when trying to pass him etc.

Then carried on my way and enjoyed a bit of sun before getting into Whakatane then off to Edgecumbe only to have some maori lady leave her 2 year old near a busy carpark i took the little girl over to the foot path and asked her to goto her mum, the mum then yells out "Fuck ow come here you little shit!!" Yeah good lesson you fat fuck! shouldn't even deserve a child, couldn't even look after a Big Mac if it sat beside her would be devoured in a heart beat!

Anyway, carried on and hit alot of rain in Kawerau as i carried on. Then back on the next run and all went ok till the courier said he was going to be late, found out when he turned up VERY LATE! due to car problems etc. Then heading home i had a fat islander in a Green Holden rego BDA290 who pulled out straight in frot of me in Te Puke then went well under the speed limit only to go about 130 in the passing lane and cut a car off forcing it nearly off the road!! fat cunt!

So yeah, that was my day.......... take care and i will see you tomorrow.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Day 350 4/10/2011

Well yet another fucked up day!

With not only drivers but car problems aswell!

Started the day off heading on my way with a bit of fog most of the way, did the morning run and all was going well.

I started to head back and got to Matata when some cock with his family in the car Rego EAK243 would sit on about 85-90kph then once you were behind them they would take off over 120kph and get about 500 meters away then slow down, you catch them again and they do it again and again and again!!! no idea at all.

So then got back and i had my car taken to the workshop due to problems so a replacement car was given to me *sigh* little and not very grunty....... Took off very late after the run around with the car, Not long after leaving i had some twat in a White libero Rego AWU507 who tailgated me from Te Maunga to Domain Road, Papamoa although i couldn't do shit cause i was in a line of traffic and there was double yellow lines the whole way so yeah unsure what his problem was just being a right cock i think :)

The rest of the day was hectic, running like a madman all round the place and the heading back was all going good then i was on Hewlitts road and this G-Dog in his black BMW rego ERW698 was going about 90kph in the bus lane underpassing tons of cars........

So yeah that was my day, very eventful once again haha.

Take care and i will see you all tomorrow

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Day 349 3/10/2011

Bloody hell it's the 3rd already!!! Going fast that's for sure.

Anyway back to the run, started off heading on my way with the pouring rain and the absolutely stupid people who drive on the open road with thier lights on only one click which you can't bloody see anyway and the ones with no lights on!! I mean it's pissing down with rain, turn your fucking lights on, not hard is it ?

Got to Whakatane and did the town run after a long slow trip stuck behind truck after truck on the way there. Then when leaving Whakatane i had a tosser in a Covenant Homes truck who when i was passing going round a roundabout (double lane) he cut the corner and i was forced onto the roundabout itself, i held the horn down and he just didn't give a fuck at all. Rego was UF4500.

Then got back after that and had some well deserved lunch, headed off again for another run and not far after leaving i had some tosser tailgate me and was crossing the centreline and driving like a complete nutter, he then shot past me going over 120kph, then wandering all over the road, unsure if he was having a bit of a tickle or not but he could't drive for shit!! Rego was FTH21.

Then had another slowish drive there and back with the rain hindering peoples driving alot! apart from that it wasn't too bad.

So once again drive safe and turn your lights on in the rain!!!