Monday, February 28, 2011

Day 218 1/3/2011

Damn it is March already far out haha been bloody quick that's for sure!

Today was just another day on the roads........... heard over the radio and others that a truck carrying petroleum (petrol) had tipped over in Katikati and blocked the roads causing huge delays etc, i saw the truck getting towed through Te Maunga at the end of the day with the drivers side cab pretty squashed, good to hear driver was ok though!!

Also had one wanker who is a usual suspect on the roads driving for Go bus in his caldina rego EJD881 who drives at 75-80kph while holding up a huge line of traffic behind him not giving a toss at all!!!

also had some ugly as maori chick no teeth etc in Whakatane who tried to cut out her lane round a roundabout and just about hit me!! absolutely no idea at all........

Well that was the day really, and had the 2 minute silence for Christchurch Earthquake, Rest In Peace to all lives that have been lost.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Day 217 28/2/2011

Wll here it is, the end of February already!!! and yet the assholes are still looming on the roads................... :(

Well today started off with a loan vehicle due to mine going in for a service etc struck some asswipes on the road which included.

Car 1: rego ZI5804 who is a rugged ass maori with hardly any front teeth!!! and kids in the back who had no seatbelts etc, anyway when trying to pass him he sped up to try and block me!!!

Car 2:DRQ651 some blue jeep who would block me once again when i went to pass him he would move to the right and sit on the centreline and when i went left he went left too etc this carried on for a while till i managed to pass and he was eating a ice cream in a cone, might have to jump out and stick it up his jaxie ? haha

Well that was the morning anyway, the rest of the day had my car still in the shop with all 4 bald tyres and the shop it was in saying it was that unsafe they wouldn't even drive it!!! so not too good at all!

Well that is my day over and done with again :)

Take care like always and i will report again tomorrow haha :P

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Day 216 25/2/2011

Glad it is Friday!!!

Had a fair few tossers on the roads today!, when i was heading out on my first run had a guy who sat in the passing lane and did not pass!!! in his shitty ass ute rego WB8219, he then cut someone off on the second passing lane when it had already finished!! complete asshole.

Then i also had some wanker from Environment BOP who jumped right in front of me when he tried to pass another car without looking who is beside him!!! rego was EDQ439 this guy cannot drive for shit! he then sat in the passing lane part after i held the horn down at him!

The rest of the day was filled with very slow drivers once again with campers etc all day, i am sick of these people that shouldn't be on the roads at all!

like the first words i said was Glad it's friday!!!

take care over the weekend and ill see you all Monday for more action and adventures and the od wanker haha.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Day 215 24/2/2011

Yes well here we go, more asswipes and shitty weather today..........

Started out all good and had no problems at all was nice and cruisy, then came the ride back for lunch when some silly old hua in a Holden wagon passed a truck on a blind corner, i mean who the fuck in thier right mind would pass a truck and trailer on a blind corner ? it is beyond me that's for sure!!! her rego is AEQ313

Then on the ride back out i was heading along the matata straights and saw the surf, bloody hell!!! it was taller than me! i have never seen this before at Matata, it was due to the cyclone or something down the coast apparantly which made the swells real bad etc and so on. Also saw a fight in Edgecumbe unsure what over, looked like a car drama saw 3 cars parked over the road and a ton of people etc.

then on the way home had some little fat fuck in a shitty green starlet pull straight out in front of me in te Puke rego FAD399 he could have easily pulled out behind me where there was a good sized gap!!! but not had to be in front just typical again!!!

Well that is all for now, take care and see you again tomorrow

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Day 214 23/2/2011

Finally half way through the week haha, been a weird one this week that's for sure!!

Firstly i would like to say, To everyone in Christchurch who has passed away Rest In Peace and to the families and friends of those lost, my condolances go out to you all i cannot imagine how you must feel!!

Now back to business, only had one asshole today who ripped passed me going over 130kph this morning rego is CAH639 in his BMW, i passed him going only 90kph then he rips past me at that speed wtf asswipe.

Rest of the day had more roadworks etc and a fair few holdups with slower drivers etc but that is about all.

So with that short speech i shall leave you in peace haha.

Take care and will see you again tomorrow :)

Day 213 22/2/2011

Fuck my days what a bloody day!!!

Had a ton of assholes on the roads!

Started out with the following:

Driver 1, CTC345 Toyota Prado, this lady was heading along the Matata straights and was wandering all over the place talkibng on her cell and writing stuff down, WTF pull over you whore!!

Driver 2, CKM898 Toyota, this wanker had no seatbelt on and was speeding etc also slammed on the brakes and did a U-turn right in front of me!!!

Driver 3, ETF749 Campervan, another old man with no idea how to drive at all!! 75 in a 100kph zone holding up heaps of traffic!!!

Driver 4, XJ9739 Black piece of shit, passed a car coming head on to me!!! in which i had to pull over!

Driver 5, finally DM353 a DPS Haulage truck ran the roundabout right in front of me and another vehicle so we had to slam on the brakes and wait for this fat fuck to slowly take off and move along like a fat snail that he was!!!


Apart from all that shit, today went crap haha also had a truck lose it's load right in front of me in the oncoming lane, also had a truck run over a huge bit of wood and flick it straight for me!!! and the usual roadworks etc which held me up all day long.

So yeah now feeling pretty second hand and ready for a sleep!!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Day 212 21/2/2011

Well today was pretty good which is very rare haha, started off pretty good and had a good run most of the day!!

Idiots of the day include a TD Haulage Truck rego TDH47 ? or TD47 one or the other haha, this guy was siting behind another truck and wanted to pass but being in a truck he had to pull out quite a bit to see which ment he was over half the oncoming lane to see if it was clear!! he was also speeding after he passed the other truck sitting on 105kph in whihc heavy vehicles like trucks are supposed to be limited to 90kph ? so yeah not too good.

That was really the only major idiot on the road today haha.

Sun was shining and weather was sweet :P

Well will see you all again tomorrow :) take care again!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Day 211 18/2/2011

Ha! what a day.......

Morning wasn't bad at all only had a campervan holding up tons of traffic not moving over at all, rego was SQ5533 old man, need i say more ?

Then had some little fuck in a Civic rego CYA407 who was in the wrong lane at Maungatapu and cut me right off without looking at all!!! no idea at all.....

Then another person heading into Whakatane rego BHZ140 who was sittign right on my ass!!! if only i could have braked, HARD!!!

Also last but not least had some Meerkat lady sitting about 5cm from her wheel going a mere 70kph!!! in her flash BMW rego CQH606 this pissed me right off held me up for ages with over 100 cars behind her!

Also had some Motorbike tailgate me etc, well that is my day so far..........

Hope this weekend is better haha, take care everyone :)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Day 210 17/2/2011

Hahaha what a day, full of slow as Indian driver who speed and go extremely slow!!! had 2 of them today who would go about 70 then would speed off at over 100kph then slam on the brakes to go down to 70kph for now reason at all no one in front of them etc just plain no idea at all!!

Also had some wanker in a Subaru this morning shoot past me at over 130kph and also another 10+ cars at once rego was CFL328

Then on the way home in Te Puke saw a nose to tail happen about 5-6 cars behind me ahahahaha, i sa the traffic ahead slowing down to a stop so i tapped the brakes to show the idiot txting behind me to slow down he finally mamanged to see me in the end only tapping my bumper, the other cars all good untill a flatbed little truck came over the hilltop and slammed on his brakes missed the cars, then a Hilux ute (new) came over flying and SMACK straight into the back of the flatbed hahahaha no idea at all, it pushed all the front up and airbags went off etc in which he couldn't see and just about hit another car and so on............

Well that was really my whole day haha gotta laugh about the people who don't look where they are going!!!

That is why i say "Take Care" :P see you all again tomorrow :)

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Day 209 16/2/2011

Yeah another slow day haha, yet the same roadworks plus more including some very lazy roadworkers in Edgecumbe, this lady sitting on a deck chair under a umbrella which is a big no no in that industry holding a lollipop (stop go sign)

All that slowed my day down a bit including campers and this one lady at the end of the day who sat in the passing lane in her Chrysler family wagon thing then at the end sped up and cut 3 cars off after the lane had finished!!!

Also had some silly wanker in a subaru rego ZZ9787 who pulled out in front of me when i was passing him and another car!!! i was at his rear wheels when he pulled out too, and he had a young child in a car seat!!! absolutlely no idea at all!!!

Well got back real early tonight so not really complaining about that haha :P\

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow, yeah i know a bit short tonight but gotta rush and cook dinner LOL! take care!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Day 208 15/2/2011

Yeah well ok what a fucked up day :S

Was some very slow drivers throughout the whole day including this was caravans which held me up soo much and they don't bloody pull over!!!! fucking old assholes they all sit on the centreline too!

Anyway, apart from getting held up from them and yet more roadworks...........

There was 1 idiot today only, yay haha rego was MH5243 old toyota Corolla or corona thing who ran a stop sign in front of traffic going 100kph and just about got cleaned up!!!

Also heading out of Whakatane saw a couple of ambulances in the middle of the road, maybe someone got hit by a car ? unsure but was a little delay, then just by Welcome bay Rd i got there just after a Head on collision where someone i guess pulled out from the old Shell servo into traffic and well yeah WHACK!!!! so not too good for them..........

Well that is all for today, will see you all again tomorrow and remember i keep saying DRIVE SAFE! there is a reason for me saying it!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Day 207 14/2/2011

Today was interesting at that haha, started off ok i spose apart from the damn sun burning away at me :P

Was a pretty average day with traffic, but it seemed every car that was waiting to pull out from a side road did so right in front of me!!! had this all morning and some of the arvo aswell.

Wankers of the day included of.

Car 1 rego CLD4TO who pulled straight over on me when he realised he was in the wrong lane didn't bother to check if there was someone next to him!!!

Then another person who has been on my list of cunt faced drivers is the Holden from Maketu Pies rego FPA181 who was speedingover 130kph and tialgating, in a rush as he did the same to me coming out of Kawerau and going in!!

But after that was just the more slow drivers and so on that took up my time again..........

Well after being cooked i am now resting!!! haha

Take care and see you all again tomorrow for more fun!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Day 206 11/2/2011

Yeah well another crap day lol.

All started out ok i spose heading out there with a little bit of rain which got worse as the day went on specially heading home had a bad down pour which was pretty heavy and i couldn't even see the car's numberplate in front of me!!

Also had some asswipe in a holden rego FFM410 who blocked me from passing and sped off at over 130kph!

also had a wanker in a van who when i went to pass he pulled out in front of me and sat there next to the other car if you would like to give him a nice message on his phone, feel free to on 027 818 9078 :)

Well that is all for today :)

Take care over the weekend and stay safe on the roads!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Day 205 10/2/2011

Yeah well another shitty day lmao, fucking roadworks!!! man can't these apes get things right the first time ?

The road between Awakeri & Whakatane which got widened about 3 months ago if that now has to be re-dug up and re-sealed!!! yay i couldn't wait to wait another 10+ mins to get through again................

Why can't they make the roads like the used to or even stop digging up the roads that don't need to be done ? there wasn't anything wrong with the fuckin road in the first place man i give up, not smart enough eh.....

Also had another ape on the roads in Kawerau who came from the Industrial area and instead of waiting to the lights to change green decided to shoot across the grass right in front of me in which i nearly hit her!!! launched over the kerb aswell all for what ? 1 car which was ME!!!!! oh no couldn't wait for the one car had to be in front like 90% of them in that area!!!!!!!!!! anyway her rego was YO5554 and was a Red nissan pulsar hatch X1R thing.

Also had the usual more slow drivers and roadworks but at least the courier was early!!! :) yay haha.

Well that was my day, take care on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Day 204 9/2/2011

Yet another crappy day with the roadworks etc all day long!!

Also had great news, not! with my vehicle being in the shop and nearly dying boss said i can have another car which i do not get a choice in the matter even though i got told i would a little while ago.......... decision already made behind my back.

Anyway along with today, had some old man heading into Whakatane who after the 2 lanes already merged before the bridge he flew up the left side of me and just about hit my car and cut me off!!! so i held down the horn and didn't seemed like he gave a fuck at all, maybe i should have rammed the fucker off the bridge haha :P

and then there was a trucker that had Te Whetu Pounamu or some shit on th front of the truck rego CPY945 who tailgated me within 2 meters easily from just out of Te Puke all the way out of Paengaroa and pongakawa area where i finally got away!!! complete disregard to safety at all, if i had to brake i would be crushed and to make it even better, i had a milk truck in front of me so if he braked i would be sandwich!!!.

Well that was my day, got back late again due to late arvo courier etc and roadworks :(

See how tomorrow pans out i spose eh ?

Monday, February 7, 2011

Day 203 8/2/2011

Fucking hell!!! roadworks and complete shit faced fucks on the roads today.

Heading out to Whakatane got held up by 4 sets of roadworks which held me up a hell of alot, just about got into Whakatane and had a couple of calls for extra pickups :( that added to the drama of it all, that stuffed up my whole day missing half my lunch break etc aswell!

Anyway heading back to Tauranga got behind this guy when heading along the Main highway SH 2 at Pongakawa to Tauranga, this driver shot past me at over 120kph then later on slowed down to 90 in which i caught back up to him and followed him all the way into Te Puke where he tailgated another car then jumped into the left lane to pass a car which he didn't manage to do as it slowed down at this stage i was already in the right lane going down Jellicoe Street and passed him and the other car in front of him, he then tailgated me trying to get past the other car and couldn't in the end he passed me and 2 others on the median heading towards the speed camera by Oroua St ? he then carried on speeding all the way to Welcome Bay Rd

This guy is a complete fucking tosspot and deserved to be taken off the damn road if he's going to drive like that!!! his rego was DND71 and was a White Toyota Hilux working for some Waterblasting company.

Rest of the day was just plain slow with the same roadworks etc which held me up again but still got back in alright time i guess............

Now that today is over, i will take a break and see you all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Day 202 7/2/2011

Fucking hell what a shit day!!!

Started with getting told i can't have overtime when i loose my lunch break. Yay!!!

Then the day started off with the usual slow cunts on the roads all over the place and shit ass drivers which included the following!!!

Car 1, which was a truck with Morning Harvest over the front of it rego CZN420 who on the matata straights crossed the centreline with the whole truck and just about hit the car in front of me!!! complete wanker.

Car 2 was a silver BMW rego 4MDWYS who was a midwife and a black african lady who passed a truck and trailer on a bend with oncoming traffic!!! she nearly got hit too!

Then there was car 3 rego ECW468 older lady in a Nissan Tiida who would block me from passing, everytime i would have a look to pass she would sit on the centreline and same when i moved back over to the left etc.

then if that wasn't enough, heading home got stuck in traffic due to a crash in te Puke ages ago and held me up for over 45 mins!!!!

So yeah a great day overall (insert Tui Ad Here)

Well im off for a break!!! see you tomorrow!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Day 201 4/2/2011

Hmmmm had a weird day really, very busy and not quite right haha.

Started off all ok heading on the way to Whakatane, got to the matata Straights and the vehicle started to overheat :( has been doing this a bit lately, so with the heat going up and no aircon on, i was dying of heat!! so now it is in the workshop getting fixed up :)

Rest of the day with a loan vehicle went all good but still had the usual wankers etc and very slow drivers which included 2 indians tailgating me and some little white wanker tailgating me too and looking to pass on the left WTF ?

Then also had a asshole sit on the right lane of a passing lane going slow, i was waiting and waiting etc for ages with a line behind me too, so in the end jumped into the left lane and passed the cunt, if your going to hold up everyone and sit there going slower than the speed limit your going to be passed no matter what!!

That was really my whole day, running round in this heat was a pure bitch!!!

Take care and i'll see you again Monday :)

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Day 200 2/2/2011

Bloody hell day 200 already!!! didn't seem that long ago i did the first one haha.

Well started off today running a little late but all went ok i spose, had the usual stoppages due to the roadworks cleaning up the slips etc which held me a up a bit.

Hmmmm what else, oh yeah my damn car kept overheating and cutting the aircon out!!! at 30 degrees i was not happy running round in this damn heat, nearly fuckin died!

Also had some fucking wannabe gangsters in thier legnum rego BPD583 who were tailgating me from Te Puke all the way to the next passing lane where they shot past me going over 130 easy and the driver hanging out the window like a black ass gorilla with his arm hanging down to the ground etc.

There was alot more but cannot think what happened............

owell another day eh haha.

Take care and see you all tomorrow :)