Day 510 26/6/12

Well had a nice day i guess, heavy rain at times etc which was shit haha. Also had the Naked Bus once again tailgating into Kawerau after they have been told not to. Trailer rego was 1218J or something like that, see the video of him below Also had some cock in a truck rego STLTD who ran in front of me at a roundabout then was constantly over the centreline when i tried to pass him! Rest of the day wasn't too bad, off and on busy morning which isn't too bad :) Had the usual very slow drivers on the roads again today which did hold things up at stages but overall all good. Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round.

Day 509 25/6/12

Monday and wasn't a bad one at all really :) Started off the morning late as had to get some extra stuff, carried on and only got to Te Puke when a Nutech Security car Rego DYL230 was speeding through Te Puke township and started to tailgate me, he did this for quite a while off and on until he flew past me and a truck at speed and carried on. Then the rest of the morning was running round getting back on time :P carried on and was leaving Whakatane when some silly slut in a Mazda Rego TF6455 was all over the road, over the centreline then nearly into the grass on the left, she would speed up then slow right down and acted like driving on the road was a race! She had no fucking clue as she wandered back and forth over the road at one stage nearly hitting a roadworker as she was looking everywhere but ahead! Rest of the day wasn't too bad dodged a bit of rain and so on but all good haha. Well take care and I will see you all again Tomorrow :)

Day 508 22/6/12

So it is Friday once again for yet another week that is done! Well how did today go ? Lets just say shit haha. Started off getting rear ended by some guy who was all over the road lost as all hell, once i had stopped with the traffic ahead he came flying up behind looking at the floor............ Smack! absolutely no damage to my vehicle but his bumper was rooted! Rego if his car was CQY204 Also had some very slow drivers today but overall wasn't too bad i guess, had no rain which is always a bonus haha! Had a semi later night than i would like but owell always going to happen some time eh ? Well it's friday and i cannot be assed writing anymore, take care over the weekend and i will see you all monday :)

Day 507 21/6/12

Well what can i say another day down and yet just one more to go! Had the usual really slow ones today, none worth mentioning really, had 2 with trailers tailgating each other etc holding up traffic as they sat on 70+ and one asshole in Whakatane who sat in the right lane through the Hub holding me and others before taking off racing himself ? along then trying to cut a car off and giving me the finger, Yeah real nice! Had some rain off and on for the last run home which got heavy at times but bareable haha and with the rain came the very very slow drivers..... Also when i had finished work i had some muppet drift around a corner in a company van "Carpet Court" rego BPR859, Snapped eh! Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for the final round of the week!

Day 506 20/6/12

Well only one asshole again today, gotta be good i guess ? I will name and shame them first before going on about the day :P The idiot's rego was ZK4429 i have seen this old cock before, well in saying old i guess about 40 but looks rough and drunk! He in his blue cefiro was flying along hewletts road going at least 100kph racing in the bus lane, underpassed a car then cut them off when the lanes had already merged nearly hitting him, he then took off tailgating another car before flying up in the right lane when he could of sat in the left lane only to cut another car off to pull straight over into the offramp! What a cunt! So yeah, had the usual slow ones again today but owell always get them eh! Weather wasn't too bad a little windy at times but all good i spose no major rain at all and a smooth cruisy day with it's busy bits in between the day. Well nothing else to write about really so have a good night and I will see you all again tomorrow for yet more fun on the roads!

Day 505 19/6/12

Well i cannot believe it! Had one of the most tamest days i have had in a long long time! Started out and did the whole morning run without a problem at all had a few drizzles off and on all day long aswell and a fair bit of fog on the coastline but apart from that wasn't too bad i spose haha. Only one asshole of the day which was some islander in a Honda rego FFQ995 this cock held up traffic by tailgating the car in front not letting anyone else pass as we had to pass both if we wanted to pass, he would move over blocking cars and took off over 120 at times if you got near him, tailgating very close to others and being a right cunt! Also found out that the Skoda Octavia i reported on Friday was a Dr from Tauranga Phillip Thwaite! Good on you for lying through your teeth to get out of shit from your absolute bullshit driving, I will be watching out for you again and if you drive like that again that is it! Well take care for another day and I will see you all again tomorrow for yet another round on the roads!

Day 504 15/6/12

Man what a fucking day! Had the shittiest day in a long time asshole wise! So where do i start today....... Headed off and only just left work and was going along and this asshole in a 50kph area passed a truck that was sitting on 50 then tailgated other cars and was a right cunt speeding etc only to pull over to the side of the road just down the road! Rego was FLN259 Not long after this cock i had another one Rego GAP379 which started in Te Puke racing around passing cars etc, he passed on a turning median he was speeding over 120 he also was constantly over the centrleine and when he slowed down he didn't pass the truck ahead of him, so i passed both only to have this cunt fly past me and cut me off then take off over 120 again! CUNT! After this in Whakatane this black hooker Rego DDR52 we both went round the roundabout (2 lanes) she was in the left and me in the right, i started to pass her only to have her cut half in my lane! I had to move over onto the roundabout to avoid being hit by her, she got one hell of a fright when i held the horn down for a while! Then once again this absolute cunt of a person in his Ford Rego APY655 was tailgating impatiently, took off over 120 passing on blind corners and yellow lines he didn't give a shit at all if anyone had come round well no chance! Then i had a dick in a van pass me and another car right before a blind corner but when passing a car came around didn't it, he still carried on passing with the oncoming car having to slow rapidly and move over then the guy in the van cut the car off in front of me to get back in in time! Rego was GBF568 Then minutes after this the lady that got cut off in front of me was travelling quite slow so i went to pass her through the 80kph zone in Whakatane (2 lanes) when i went to try she took off well over 100! Rego was FKL582 These were only the worst ones of the day, i had a ton more but couldn't be assed remembering them all! Slow ass cunts holding traffic up big time and fucking everyones days up lie campers and waste trucks etc! So with those words of wisdom i will leave you to your weekend, take care and have a good one, once again i apologise for the offensive language it's my only way to get the anger out without knocking someone the fuck out haha! :)

Day 268 30/5/2011

Bloody hell!!! what the fuck do people think they are doing driving cars when they obviously cannot!

The whole day was filled up with fucking cunts to be politely haha.

Car 1 was a truck..... rego YX8562 and would block people from passing by sitting on the centreline and tailgating the truck in front of him!! complete wanker.

Car 2 was a green hilux van rego BCJ593 who was going over 120 etc did this for a while.

Car 3 a Legnum wagon rego DPJ335 who was speeding off and on and passed a line of cars on a median with oncoming cars in which they had to move over for his stupidity!

Car 4 was some monkey too low in his car to even see properly, was a black mercedes rego FJZ795 who was all over the road and tailgating and sometimes half in the other lane, he almost had a head on at one stage due to his absolute shit driving!!

Car 5 last but not least, and it's another truck! rego ZF3137 who works for Hortworx,

Day 185 11/1/2011

Hmmm the drama's never end do they haha.

Started out with roadworks just out of Te Maunga which wasn't too bad then had some wank knuckle tailgate me within 1 metre out of Te Puke for a while rego WG2933.

Then rest of the day was filled with bloody slow people but had one nice guy in a camper who finally managed to move over to the LEFT!!! yay it's a miracle!!!!

After that on the way home got stuck in more roadworks which held me up about 10-15 mins which is a hell of alot when your stuck not moving...............


Then had the courier at the end of the day turn up late as which fucked my night haha.

Well that's life eh, take care and ill see ya again tomorrow :)

Day 503 14/6/12

Hmmmmm how did i start today................. Started off like normal heading on my way with some awesome weather! Wish most days were like today, it was great! It didn't take long to get the first asshole of the day though, just out of Otamarakau i had a truck from K&S Freighters who sat on the centreline when ever i went to pass, absolute cunt, i mean come on your sitting on 90 and im on 100 let me fucking pass ? Anyway the other drivers are Car 1 Rego R3N33 this slut in a Falcon constantly sped up when it was clear to pass and would always slow right down on corners well below what anyone would go round them at! Car 2 Rego DAY155 an old maori man who sat on 70-80kph holding up a line of cars and when i went to pass he always would sit over on the centreline! Come on for fuck sake learn how to drive! All day long i was tormented by slow drivers who should not be allowed on the roads if they cannot drive to the road rules! Getting sick and tired of some of the drivers in the Eastern BOP! Also Te Puke fucking Indians there drive me insane. Well tomorrow is Friday so bring it on!

Day 502 13/6/12

Well yet another crazy day on the roads and what to say ? Start with the drivers again eh haha Car 1 Rego CFW316 this cuzzie bro sat on 60 from te Puke to Affco rangiuru holding up a ton of cars Car 2 Rego FCD763 I was following behind this guy towing a trailer he was constantly in the oncoming lane over and over again don't know what the fuck he was doing! Car 3 Rego ESN916 Now these ragtops were always hitting the brakes for nothing! One car nearly crashed into them when they went to pass and the curries slammed the brakes on! Also had the usual very slow cars all over the roads but that never changes eh......... Well can't really be assed writing more again it's been a looooooong day!

Day 501 12/6/12

So another busy day with a hell of alot of cunts! on the roads.......... Started the day off like normal only to get to Te Maunga and have Fulton Hogans muppet actuator crew sit on 5kph, no shit holding up a ton of traffic all the way to Domain Road, it took over 25 mins to get from A to B, yes they were laying cones but at that speed someone shoot them! Asshole #1 of the day Rego TC1604 at Domain road was going into the left lane, i went into the right only to have him cut straight over in front of me, he did the same when i went to go back into the left lane, then he slowed down and then took off cutting another car off that was already merging! Car 2 Rego DEJ170 this cock in Whakatane was txting or doing something on the floor, he was all over the road and twice went into the oncoming lane! Car 3 Rego AUE234 this cock did the same as the first guy but nearly hit me when i came into Te Puke Car 4 Rego DLF279 Yet again JSWAP and their lovely drivers this cunt for the 50th time flew past me going at least 120+ on yellow lines. They never learn! Car 5 Rego AWP847 when this guys light was red he cut through a tyre shop to run the light, he then took off speeding and ran another red light....... So yeah idiot wise it was a chaotic day! Had a few other asshole but can't be fucked writing them all out! Well im fucked again haha, take care and I will see you all again tomorrow for another run.

Day 500 11/6/12

So with another week on the way and my 500th day writing basically bullshit HAHA! Bit of a milestone don't ya think ? Well another day down and yet a few more idiots closer....... Car 1 of the day is a old elderly couple Rego EYW852 they were sitting on 70 and not letting anyone past huge line etc and all over the road. Car 2 Rego CKZ725 this asshole passed a car on a corner, tailgated me and others and sped off up to 130 easy and carried on at speed. Also had another few very slow cars on the roads but apart from that it was alright, busy as all hell but alright haha. Weather was windy and a bit cold in the shade but pretty good, so that is really it i think not much for a 500th post eh! Take care again and I will see you again tomorrow for more Road Madness ?

Day 499 8/6/12

So it's Friday again and man what a hell of a day, although i finished early the traffic today was a fucking joke, slow as all hell and lunatics! Car 1 of the day Rego BJQ841 was a truck from R & R Tractors in Te Puke who just ran straight out in front of me and another car we both had to slam the brakes on to stop going into the back of him! He could have waited for us 2 as there were no more behind us!!!! Car 2 Rego CLA794 this tart sat in the passing lane next to the slow car holding up cars wanting to get past, she was also tailgating and speeding. Car 3 Rego AEB949 this lady sped up and tailgated another car everytime it was clear to pass as she was sitting on 90kph......... So yeah a few weird ones, aswell as some guy out of Te Puke passing on medians through the exit etc. Well not much else to write about today, run home wasn't too bad at all not much traffic really. Have a good weekend and I will see you Monday :)

Day 498 7/6/12

Man what a long long day! Had a huge fuck up with a prick over at Ohope holding another courier up which had to meet me, this stuffed my whole night up getting back at 7pm, the rest of the day had a few assholes included a truck who was sitting on 60 and all over the road crossing the centreline etc from Redline Transport also had some cock in a Outlander Rego EBD263 who sat up my ass but didn't want to pass....... Lastly i had another guy who was on 90kph i passed only to have him right up my ass for ages back and forth trying to race me ? WTF yeah i wouldn't have a clue too. Same thing with another cuzzie bro heading back from Te Puke to Te Maunga aswell. Had a bit of rain but didn't get too wet haha Can't be fucked writing anymore so will leave you with that, have a good night and I will see you on Friday :D

Day 497 6/6/12

Well where do i start today.............. Had some major idiots on the roads today and wouldn't have a clue where some of them "found" thier licences! So i will start with the drivers once again. Car 1 was a truck Rego GAK367 this person was sitting on 60kph holding up a ton of traffic and did not move over at all for anyone as we all had to sit behind waiting! Car 2 Rego APS122 this young boy had a dog on his lap jumping up and down on the steering wheel and licking his face etc he was all over the road what a cock! Car 3 Rego XJ7542 this fat chutney guzzler underpassed me when the 2 lanes had merged into one and cut me off only to slow down! Car 4 Rego EJK592 was under passing car in a bus lane and speeding etc Car 5 Rego ASU520 this person i have seen a few times doing the same thing before, tonight he ran a red light and then sped along at 70 in a 50 zone tailgating cars and zipping in and out of lanes cutting cars off etc. Also saw an old lady speeding up and down, got behind a ute and did not pass at all so i did, passed both and she pulled out with no indication and right before a blind corner then sped off over 130, nek minnut gets pulled over by a cop HAHA! Shame you manky hua! Reg i think was Joans1 or something like that. I had some rain off and on aswell, not too bad though so all good, tomorrow is another day eh! Take care again and I will see you all again tomorrow!

Day 496 5/6/12

Fucking hell where did this heavy rain come from ? Had some light rain most of the day off and on in places but wasn't till i got to the last run home when it got heavy as, one stage got down to about 50kph and still couldn't see haha. Also had a ute from Department of Conservation sit right up my ass in the pouring rain after i passed him cause he was sitting on 80kph, and before you say ooooh he passed in the rain naughty naughty, well i know how to drive, done it long enough and the K's all sorts of driving and i drive alot in the rain. Well that is all for now, another rain filled day tomorrow so take care on the roads out there!

Day 495 1/6/12

So the first of June already! Damn gone too fast haha. Anyways back into it again, headed off late today which bugger the morning up as there was a fair few trucks and very slow ones on the roads which should really have pulled over! Not conciderate at all! Car 1 today was some old manky granny in a new CX7 rego FUP583 who constantly was speeding up and slowing down including taking off when you were near her! Car 2 Rego ZT7524 was some old man who had no clue how to drive at all nearly caused a few crashes then decided to pass a car on a blind corner and in doing so nearly had a head on with a truck! He was also all over the road and driving in the left median! Car 3 was a young boy in a Holden Rego GAL252 who was tailgating a car and sitting on the centreline but not passing which pissed me and other off so when it was clear i passed the 2 cars and carried on only to have this cock pass the other car and me then slowing down to 90 to fuck everyone off again! I then passed him again when it was clear only to have him fly up and sit up my ass like a piece of shit in your rectum! then he slowed back down and sat behind me for the remainder of my journey. After all of those cocks i saw the aftermath of a Skyline near Pah road on the Waitangi side which had slid into the back of another car then gone into the trees! Complete asshole most likely trying to drift ? So that was my day, hope you had a better one ? Take care over the long weekend eh and see you all Tuesday!