Monday, January 31, 2011

Day 199 1/2/2011

Bloody hell it's February already!!!!

Today was hmmm alright i guess, damn slow but alright haha, started off ok untill i got to the Matata straights where all the road works getting done due to the slips form the crap weather over the weekend and so on.

This hindered my arrival times for the whole day :( also had some complete bitch from the University of Waikato who i got up to in Te Puke and she would drive erratically and would tailgate and passed 4 times on turning medians etc i mean come on your from a university LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!!!! she was also speeding and carrying on like a complete idiot! rego was DQA571 white Toyota Corolla.

rest of the day was damn slow with the roadworks and the other courier being late as due to his side being the same..............

Well i'm glad im back haha, time for a rest :P

Take care and ill see you again tomorrow :)

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Day 198 28/1/2011

Today all was good, had the usual though including some wanker mongrel in Kawerau riding his motorbike which is most likely not his anyway and riding without helmet etc and no rego/warrant and most likely no licence either.

Can only hope (did i say that) he ends up like this one below

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/10871-kawerau-rider-dies.html

As i see this most days them riding along sometimes nearly hitting me!!! same with in Te Teko.

Well apart from that i had yet another Mongrel driving his holden going over 130kph and running stop signs etc rego was FQH504

And with that i will leave you to some peace haha.

Take care over the long weekend and i will see you all again next week :)

Day 197 27/1/2011

Well another weird day haha, heat was bloody warm that's for sure!!

Had the usual slow drivers and complete assholes!! including a Integra rego RN2810 who shot past me after sitting behind me for a while then took off at about 130kph!! old man, no idea at all.

Can't really think as i had to goto another place after work so didn't get this fresh out like i normally do untill now 10pm!!

Trying to think but cannot do it haha, well take care for now and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Day 196 26/1/2011

Another weird day :S

Had a pileup of cars with the front runners going very slow and no one wanting to pass etc, so the last straight before Matata i passed the whole damn lot haha!! no cars coming the other way and all clear so all good :)

Bloody hot though today, far out man sweating like a hooker in church!!!

rest of the day was really all good i think, had the usual slow ones on the road and a few maori's in kawerau that cannot drive etc but apart from that all hunky dory :P

Well take care again and ill see ya tomorrow for more fun and i'm guessing rain ? :(

Monday, January 24, 2011

Day 195 25/1/2011

Far out there is some shitty drivers out there!!! along with the wet roads!

Had the usual slow drivers on the roads uncluding the real bad ones too haha.

Started out alright with spitting of rain etc which stayed there most of the day, Had some maori lady pull out in front of me in which i nearly went up the back of her fat ass!

Then coming back through Te Puke i had a lady who looked like a tourist who was in the left lane with another car in front of her, and i was in the right lane not far behind them, when i started to get closer the lasy at the back cut me off and then the lane finished and merged in, she then tried to speed up and overtake the car that was in front after the lanes had merged into one, she then went onto the median and was just about to go into the oncoming lane when she saw cars coming and slammed on the brakes and pull back in. Completely no idea what the hell she was doing!!

Also had 3-4 cars during the day who all crossed the centreline just about hit me! one of them was texting and swerved over to my lane the others i don't really know what the fuck they were on, could even be trying to have a wank if they could find thier cocks!!!

Then the rest of the day was filled up with more slow drivers etc.

Oh and yeah, i got told i saved someones life :) good to know haha, cannot say how etc due to confidentiality blah blah blah............... Hard to explain but yeah.

Well ill end it on that, have a good night, ill see you all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Day 194 24/1/2011

Hmmm well today was interesting at that haha.

Had some of the floods to deal with when heading down the east coast etc with the heavy rain they had and us!! wasn't too bad though, but then there were the drivers........... *sigh*

Started with a posh whore in her Peugoet rego FQW511 who would tailgate cars, speed over 125 easy and passed before a bend all to get where ? behind me!!!! she got stuck in traffic which i passed and she then had to sit behind me after all the effort to pass me and so on. HA!

Then had a Sport BOP car rego FQS417 who was speeding along a main highway at over 115kph then tailgated a car to get in front of another car that was trying to merge in in which she cut them off!!

Then if that wasn't enough, had some complete asswipe who rolled through a roundabout when i was coming round and i just about went into his drivers door!! no fucking idead what so ever!! rego was YZ2981.


Well that is all i have to say about today, really had enough after all that crap haha. Take care and ill see ya all again tomorrow for more fun on the roads :P

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Day 193 21/1/2011

What a damn day! had a fair few tossers on the roads today.

In the morning had some jerkoff in Te Puke in a Hilux 4x4 who underpassed a car who was already doing over the limit on the left hand median and almost hit him too!!! rego was US7216

Then in the arvo had some little whores in Te Teko who passed a rubbish truck on a corner and had a old man come round the corner and went into the grass and lost control but managed to get it back just before he nearly hit me!! her rego was SG9381 also she had a badly cracked windscreen!

Also had some Indian's with thier turbans etc on their head and a sticker on Bin Laden on the back window who would speed up when i goto pass and slow down when i can't, go back to your country if your going to be a cunt!!!

Well that is all for now, had a slow day :P take care over the weekend :)

See you all again Monday!!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Day 192 20/1/2011

Bloody hell this has got to be one of the crappiest days iv'e had for a while!!!

Today consisted of a dead dog on the Matata straights which was there for a while before i got there with it's gut's hanging out, R.I.P dog.

Then had the slowest assholes in the world come out on the road and the complete assholes. Started with a Toyota Camry rego DAF666 who was driving erratically going 120+ and wandering in his lane also tailgating etc this contined from Matata to Whakatane.

Then had some silly tart in a Subaru rego FMA50 who would block me form passing by sitting on the centreline every time i went to have a look to pass!!!

Also had the worst driver i have seen in ages!!! another older Camry rego ANW804 who tried ot pass a truck with no power just on a blind bend!!! well fail!!! another truck started coming round the corner and he had to slam on the brakes and cut back into where he was then nearly had a head on with the other truck, he then did the same on another corner not far away after crossing the centreline multiple times with at least half his car going over the line!!!!

Then had some lady hold me up big time and didn't get back till 6:10pm!! well i'm fucked, tired and shattered today.

Time for a rest and a feed!

Take care to all

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Day 191 19/1/2011

Today went bloody smoothly that is all i can say, fucking hot with 31 degrees but other than that all went great!!

Felt like a long day battling the heat and even had a few slow drivers on the roads so overall not too bad at all :)

Nothing much to report on today, nice and quick to read :P

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for hopefully another great day :P

Monday, January 17, 2011

Day 190 18/1/2011

What does rain bring to the roads ?? Complete fucking assholes that's what haha.

Started off with fog and rain 2 of the worst things to see when driving :P between Otamarakau and Matata i passed over 32 cars, most if not all of them were travelling under 90kph and not passing etc, it was still safe to pass cars and sit on 100 without any drama's so that is what i did, and continued passing cars all bloody day!!

Had old ladies who didn't know how to drive the speed limit, to trucks going way too fast and indians who (mostly) shouldn't be on the roads as they drive to thier own rules!!! and then there was the tailgaters who are in a rush etc Rego XC6654 in a little silver Hyundai i'm guessing it was who tailgated me from Awakeri to Whakatane trying constantly to pass when i had about 30 cars in front of me, yeah good idea!!! Not..........

Then heard some asswipe crashed out of Te Puke and had a fair few cops/ambo's head out there etc on the way home, so people still not driving properly.

Well that is all for today, take care on the roads!!!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Day 189 17/1/2011

Man what a shit day haha was pretty slow once again.

Started off with a few slow drivers on the roads which included this elderly lady going 70 in a 100 zone rego XO1960 man she didn't know how to drive.

I then had some fat whore in a hospital car number 73 rego EGP185 who also didn't know how to drive and was speeding going 115 at least and just being a complete idiot.

Then on the way home had some guy in a Ford Focus who was crossing the centreline trying to get past cars etc and speeding also tailgating me rego DDQ81.

So overall had some asswipes but mostly not too bad i guess, sun was shining that was the best bit i think :P

Well short and sweet so that's all good ;) take care for now!!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Day 188 14/1/2011

Well it is Friday woohoo!!! didn't have a bad day really.

A few very slow drivers etc but all good, had a few idiots on the roads but that's normal haha :P sun was shining and was cruisey for driving.

Had a good amount of trucks on the roads also which was annoying specially when passing but owell that's thier job too :) also got stuck behind a ton of cars this morning when no one wanted to pass etc which banked traffic up alot.

Well as you can probably tell i cannot really be stuffed writing much today, fridayitis ? over it haha, see ya next week!!!

Take care to all!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Day 187 13/1/2011

Quite an eventful day it was alright!!

Started with some slow drivers unsure of how to drive at all coming out of TGA, then got into Kopeopeo where some maori lady and her cuzzie bro's all packed into an old mitsi station wagon, she then opens the boot and says "Get the fuck out and take a piss air" to her 4 kids that were packed into the boot lying down on the floor!!!

I mean wtf why put your kids in the boot space area with no seat belts ? imbred mother fucker.

Then saw another maori male on a Harley with the loudest exhaust i've ever heard, just about blew my ears apart haha, but the girl holding on to her dad on the back just about fell off!!! with her ass showing and all

Also got held up by a small delivery truck with an old man in it going between 75-80kph in the 100 zone holding up massive amounts of cars with people beeping at him etc no idea at all his rego was PC1646

Then had some shit heads in a Black holden rugged as fuck no warrant or rego shoot sraight out in front of me form the opposite side of the road then take off at over 100kph in a 50 zone!!! rego was EWQ75

Then if that wasn't enough, had some old man eating his ice block who i went to pass and he saw me doing so in his mirror then pulled straight out in front of me in which i had to pull back in due to cars coming and i wouldn't be able to make the pass etc, complete fucking idiot his rego was WC5023


I am glad today is over!!! pretty shit haha.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Day 186 12/1/2011

Just keeps going on and on with the idiots eh.

Had the morning start with the closure of Fraser Street in TGA which wasn't really too bad at all, then got to just out of Papamoa and that's when i hit it, all the trucks on the roads wtf ?? one stage i had 5 in a fuckin row all tightly together not letting in a gap for anyone else to pass, now this is the worst kind of driving you can do as it makes people impatient whihc leads to overtaking in stupid areas etc and talk about unprofessional, i wouldn't have a clue why some of these truckers are called professional drivers!!

Then had some little shit in a BMW rego AMT376 who would be driving quite erratically he would speed off when i would catch up to him, he was swerving over the road back and forth, then when i catch him back up he speeds off over 120 etc did this for ages.

The the rest of the day was pretty slow and when heading home it all happened, was a bit late not too much though untill i had just about every car that could pull out in front of me left, right and centre!!! this happened in Whakatane itself, alongthe Matata Straights and in Te Puke and before Te Maunga, had it the whole way back and why people cannot wait for one car is beyond me, IT IS NOT A RACE!!!!

Well that is another day done, time for Round 4 tomorrow :P

Take care on the roads and drive safe!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Day 184 10/1/2011

Hmmmmm ok well today i just about lost my life to some crazy drugged up motherfucker who cannot drive to save himself!!!!

This happened after a whole morning of continuous morons who shouldn't even be on the roads and most likely should have been put down like a fuckin mutt.

Had very slow people on the roads included in this was a couple of campervans 2 old people with no idea what so ever, shouldn't be on the roads at all.

Anyway heading back off my first run and was heading towards maungatapu when this cunt in a van started to pass a car on a bend when i was right there, he missed me by less than a metre and the car behind me just about hit him then swerved over to the left and just about hit the bank too!!! what a complete fucking dropkick this guy was.

Then stuck behind a old Mercedes who was going 70kph!!! get the fuck off the road you shit!

Also had a asswipe rego EYY483 on the second run who just out of Matata i went to pass and he puts his foot down and goes over 120 and leaves me for dead.

If that's not enough, on the way home just out of Matata again had some idiot in a Watts & Hughes construction vehicle rego EBG849 who was tailgating another vehicle then shot off at over 120kph with another 2 vehicles i chase, he carried on this speed without slowing down till he got near Rangiuru even then didn't slow down much at all!!!

I am glad this day is fucking over!!!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Day 183 7/1/2011

Yay thank god it's friday, don't think i could take another day this week of some of the bullshit on the roads today!!!

Started going upto Maungatapu where i was following this curry muncher driving all over the road, back and forth speed up then slow down etc, i finally got up the side of him whenpassing and guess what.......... Chattin away on his fuckin phone!!! if i wasn't in the work vehicle it would have been up his ass! rego was PK5465

Then battled my way out to te Puke when another piece of shit was going slow as so i passed, then in the next passing lane they flew past me at about 140, then they slowed down again and in the next passing area i passed them back and they got stuck behind traffic etc, SHAME! haha.

Then came the long drive to Whakatane where i had slow drivers, campers and all sorts to deal with even a NZL Group truck who just about collected me head on!!! cunt!

I started to head back after that off my first run, and behold the nation, another cunt faced monkey on the roads!! had some jerkoff in a Vectra rego DLH961 who would rapidly pass cars etc and passed a truck with oncoming cars who had to move for his stupidity, then through Te Maunga at the passing lane, i went to pass well he didn't like that, he just hoofs it and goes at least 130 and blazes away, he then slows right down after the lane's merge!!! complete fucking tosser!


Well that was my day, take care and have a good weekend!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Day 182 6/1/2011

Wel yet another shit day with even more wankers on the roads.........

Started with a Tauranga Hospital car rego BUD171 or something similar who was going at least 120kph all along the main highway from TGA to Matata, then not long after had some very very slow drivers holding up a line of traffic this happened a few times today!

Then later on had some complete asswipe ina VW Sprinter (campervan) who pulled out in front of me in Otamarakau then continued on at 80kph!!! and not even pulling over.

Then just about home and had a black maori in a Audi rego EQS653 who underpassed me and nother vehicle aswell which he then cut off and shot off at over 130kph!!! complete imbred moron.

Well folks that was my day, take care on the roads unlike some of the apes mentioned!

Day 181 5/1/2011

Hmmmm starting the new year with a shit time haha!

Started off with some old cunt in his Lexus rego G0LD1 who passed me and 2 others with cars coming head on in which they had to pull over to avoid this rectum, he then carried on doing this from Matata straights all the way into Whakatane!!! also pushing his way in between cars if he didn't fit in etc.

then all during the day i had slow drivers and all sorts untill i left to come back home then an Armourguard van rego DCU849 different people driving it today as i see this van alot, and they were just about doing the same as the last car just not cutting in and have seen the same people doing the same thing before so yeah.......

Well that really was most of my day, slow drivers and complete wankers all day long!!!

Take care untill tomorrow and stay safe :)