Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Day 127 30/9/2010

Bloody hell what a crap day lmao!!

Had the slow drivers back out with a vengence and rain and also people who just plain didn't know what they were doing haha.

Had the whole day with people who would not sit on the speed limit, they either went well over or was going 90 then 100 then 110 then 85 etc so made it hard to pass and was a weird day, also had some pices of shit going 90 in a 100 then i pass then they passed me back going over 120 then they slow down again etc this happened for ages in thier piece of shit Sigma :S then also at the end of the day had a rotary gemini who was doing burnouts etc along the main road so yeah good job, watch for the police report :P

Well that really was my day, idiots, rain and more idiots haha.

Owell see you all again on monday for more fun on the roads :D

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Day 126 29/9/2010

Fuck me today was slow!!!

Today i had every single slow driver/nana in the whole of New Zealand out on the roads and slowed me right down including caravans to trucks etc all over and this continued all day long fro start to finish, i thought the morning was bad but got held up by the courier at the end of the night and had a slow trip back with trains in Kawerau and more people dordling along looking left and right not knowing what the fuck they are up to!!

Well spose it is the School Holidays so i guess this happens every year :( ill just have to grin and bare it........

At least the sun was shining and no "major" holdups haha.

Well i will see you all again tomorrow for yet another day on the roads :D oh and P.S just want to say a big thanks to the Downer Works EDI Truck who was round about Pukehina area about 5pmish, this guy saw me coming up behind him and pulled over as much as he could so thanks heaps ;) Need more people like this guy round NZ as there are alot of assholes who wouldn't even care and most likely try and block me from passing.

Untill tomorrow take care and drive safe!!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Day 125 28/9/2010

Another great day weather wise :D burnt like a charcoaled chicken haha.

Morning started out pretty average, had a few slow people on the road including a camper who just would not pull over, finally got past him and carried on my way.

Rest of the morning was going good without any problems :)

Got back for lunch and then headed out afterwards only to see a lady on the side of the road putting her child in the car, she was wearing a dress and with a big gust of wind blew it up and omg haha nothing on underneath but a bloody big afro bush!!! ew lmao.

Then rest of the day was alright i spose had a truck from Mike Lamberts #27 cross the centreline and push me over but apart from that nothing else happaned so went all good, heading back home got to the Te Maunga roundabout and about 1-2km down the road from the roundabout the traffic was banked up for miles, came up finally and a train was stopped not far back from the arms and was making the bells go off and the arms move up and down which made everyone stop!! including me fucking hell all i needed was to wait for 10 mins while he finishes jerking off!!


Well that was really my whole day.

See you all again tomorrow for more excitement :)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Day 124 27/9/2010

Hmmmm what a bloody nice day it was!!! sun was beaming down like hell haha.

Had an alright day today apart from a few idiots on the roads that included

1. had a Ngapuhi G-ryde which had an expired WOF for over 11 months tailgating another car within half a meter no shit rego is XN6253

2. Had a hilux ute with kids in the back about 6-8 years old going over 130kph in some places rego BUGHER

3. last but not least this guy passed me on yellow lines going over 130kph rego DAS181

So those idiots were just plain stupid, but apart from them rest of the day wasn't too bad lmao!!

Got back the earliest i have ever been back which was awesome and most of the time had such a cruisy ride with hardly anyone causing mayhem etc.

Well have a good day and i will report back again tomorrow :)

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Day 123 24/9/2010

Today was rather boring...........

Didn't have any exciting drama's on the roads today only the normal wankers etc weather wise it was alright i guess, mostly warm with a touch of wetness haha.

Really nothing else to say was boring but still flowed nicely throughout the day which was alright :)

Well have a good weekend and ill see you again Monday for more fun :)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Day 122 23/9/2010

Hmmm another shit day i guess with weather and shit drivers.

The morning actually wasn't too bad at all had no drama's which was bloody awesome!! haha, but then the afternoon turned to crap with the bad drivers coming out from everywhere from Te Puke to Kawerau and beyond :(

Had some fuckhead in a Environment BOP Car who tailgated me through te puke and was ducking in and out of cars like he was on fire, then somehow i got in front and he got stuck behind a train then he caught me up at matata so he must have been going over 130 as he caught me very fast!! then tailgated me and passed.

Then on the way home had some slutty fat whore rego FKT67 who would speed up when i tried to pass and was always braking for nothing and wandering in her lane etc so no idea what she was up to but owell another one down i spose......

Untill tomorrow stay safe :)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Day 121 22/9/2010

Far out why do these people stay on the roads lmao!! slow drivers and complete idiots all over.

It started when heading along Thornton Road towards Whakatane when some asian rego UJ8082 started to pass a campervan on a bend and just about had a head on in which the car who was coming along towards us had to pull over onto the grass because this asian couldn't see properly and was too think to pass on a straight!!

Then rest of the day was alright apart from the usual mongrels etc pulling out in front of me and so on which is now normal for that area, then in the afternoon i had a idiot in a Hilux rego ERN554 who was going slow and i caught up to him then he sits on the centreline and speeds up everytime it was clear to pass, he was also tailgating another vehicle etc all the way from Pikowai to Te Puke, then if that wasn't enough i had some little shits in a Familia rego CQF211 who sat on my ass most of the way home from Pukehina to Te Puke so yeah another fun day!!

Lets hope tomorrow is better even though i say this nearly everyday haha i hope it happens one day!


To all readers, take care and drive safe!!

Cheers
The Courier.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Day 120 21/9/2010

Still windy!!! haha owell at least the sun was shining and the rain wasn't out :)

Also still had the usual wankers on the roads going too fast including a J Swap ute flying past everyone, didn't last though as he got stuck behind a small line of traffic which i passed later on haha. Same with another car who just blazed off leaving everyone including me behind he must have been going 130 at least.

Then in the afternoon i had a guy from BOP Electrical Services i think it is, who just pulled straight out in front of me on Paroa Road in Whakatane he saw me coming but oh no i can make it, i slammed on the brakes as he pulled out and sat just to the right of the middle of our lane so i could not see if any traffic was coming to pass so just about went up the back of this complete asshole!!

Well that was really my whole day haha, hope it stops being soo damn windy tomorrow!

Day 119 20/9/2010

Well what can i say the weather was shit haha, had wind most of the day getting worse near the end :S went through Kawerau and got told they had a tornado through there and saw the damage with trees all over the place and roofs off houses etc so yeah not to good for them.

Most of the day was alright i spose, still had the usual with idiots on the roads including a Bellvedere Construction ute who was speeding and tailgating me most of the way back to TGA, also some very slow drivers but nothing new there haha.

Well lets hope the weather is better tomorrow!! fingers crossed but i will not be holding my breath haha.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Day 118 16/9/2010

Fuck my days!!

Morning started out shit as with the huge weather bomb hitting us like a mass of cow shit in the face, had heavy winds and heavy rain all morning till about 11am i guess which caused assholes to pass when they couldn't see on the road etc most of the day.

Had a person driving from Cupolex rego FEW584 who was constantly tailgating cars trying to pass from Te Puke all the way to Maunganui Road bloody idiot! then if that wasn't enough had a van from tenix rego TJ7391 who i passed and oh he didn't like that at all so decided to sit on my ass and laugh with his co-worker, well wait for the police to contact you on that one buddy!! fucking monkeys!

That was really my whole day filled up with cunts who can't drive and shit weather, what a day!!

Day 117 15/9/2010

Bloody hell does this ever end ??

Today was such a ongoing day with assholes from head to toe most of the day.

Started out all great heading out to Whakatane, i got to the Hospital for a pickup and as walking up the stairs had some real big maori man in a gown with his legs wide open, not really what i wanted to see at all just about threw up!!

Then was going into town and had the Black Power convention at the courthouse withthem parked all over the roads and standing in the middle of the road etc with no care in the world for anyone trying to get past!!

Then, headed off towards Kawerau when i got stuck behind some stupid as idiot going 90kph right, ell that wasn't the bad part the thing is everytime i went to pass he would go ont the centreline and speed up etc all the way till i finally got past!!

Headed into Kawerau when i had even more idiots just pulling straight out in front of me all the time left right and centre!!

If that wasn't enough, after heading back to TGA on the way back got into Kawerau and was met by 2 little turds on a motobike, they looked like 12-15 years old!! no helmet, jandals and shorts/t-shirt etc so no care at all, flying along the grass on the side of the road straight in front of my vehicle i just about ran the fuckers over then they laugh rev the shit out of it and blast around on the field where kids were, i mean come on have some idea of what you are doing, but then again they probably have never seen a school in thier whole life!! also bike was a piece of shit no warrant/reg etc at all.

Then on the way home had a Downer EDI Works truck tailgate me through Te Puke so he will be getting an email soon :) complete fucking idiot, in a truck and tailgating far out!!


Well i bloody hope tomorrow is better!!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Day 116 14/9/2010

Yet another slow day why do people drive soo slow on the open roads ?? had a guy going 70kph today around the Rangiuru area and the truck that was in front of me past him then just pulled straight over on him and i think he even hit the front of his ute haha, this Maori guy that was going 70 was oblivious to what was going on as i past him also and he looked like a stoner meerkat :S

Then the rest of the day wasn't really too bad had some more slow drivers and some assholes but usual business for me so yeah......

Weather started nice and ended with pitch black clouds looking to piss down on me with vengeance haha owell that was really my day, oh and the courier arrived late so i got back a bit later but all good :)

Take care on the roads and i will see you again tomorrow.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Day 115 13/9/2010

Bloody hell what a nice day weather wise!! the sun was shining and man was it getting hot haha.

But that was the only thing that was good as the drivers on the roads today were not.

Had the slowest drivers all out on the roads today including immigrants from Te Puke (Indian) going 75-80 in a 100 zone, also old ladies who pull straight out in front of ute's and nearly get taken out through the drivers door :S Also had a stupid idiot heading into Awakeri today who likes passing on yellow lines and speeding hmmmmm, and if that's not enough then some fuckhead boy racer in his Ford Fairmont tailgating me then underpassing me whilst i was already in the passing lane in a line of cars waiting for the first guy to hurry the fuck up, but no he thinks he is god and can do anything he wants including cutting off a car when he rips back in after the lanes have finished!!


Well that was my day, hoping like hell tomorrow is at least a good one!!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Day 114 10/9/2010

Another shit day lmao, had to post this today as i couldn't yesterday etc.

Well started with a busy as morning had to get new wiper blades for the beast as they were dead as :S couldn't see jack when it rained so after that left for the run and had a pretty good morning no drama's at all which was fuckin awesome :D then came the trip home before lunch haha, had some piece of shit in his Ford Falcon tailgate me down Turret road trying to cut the car off in the other lane to get past us all, he did that and then shot down the road and cut off another car all for one car space wow yeah really intelligent :S

Then heading back out to the land of the lost after lunch had another cunt in a Corolla rental who would be going 90kph then when i went to pass he would sit on the centre line and then speed up to over 120kph and then slow back down and i would catch him and this would go on all the way to Matata :S no idea tourists just stay home if you can't drive simple as that!

Well that was my day really, more idiots and less fun haha.

Well it is the weekend now so lets have fun!!!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Day 113 9/9/2010

Well fuck my days once again!!

Today started out pretty shit turned on my phone and had a message from the idiot from monday (6/9/10) saying im full of Fuckin shit and i should pull my head out of my ass etc, well first off im am not full of shit as your shitty driving maybe is as i do not report things to not only the company but the police for nothing!! Your driving was damn reckless and could have killed a family if not more i have 2 words for you WAKE UP!!! you are supposed to be a professional truck driver not a lunatic on the roads swerving all over the centre line and so on.

As for getting my cell number thanks to the Manager Butch of TD Haulage for passing that on, isn't that something to do with the Privacy act or confidentiality hmmmm i wonder!!!

Well the rest of the day was shit, had rain pissing down like a firehose in your face, wouldn't really see much so was stuck behind all the slow cars in the world including trucks!!!

That really sums up my whole day as nothing else happened so yeah. Take care and most of all driver properly!! haha.

Untill tomorrow see ya.

Day 112 8/9/2010

Another average day for me, had the rain all the way to Whakatane today but turned out to be a pretty good day weather wise with the sun well sort of haha.

Had the usual drivers out there specially in Te Puke and Te Teko going either too slow or way to fast and the kids running on the roads etc all the mongrel mob kids who just run out in front of your car when your going 100 and they know your coming too!!

Well really not much else happened so yeah.... hmmmm had a jeep with a trailer going over 100 and swerving back and forward crossing the centre line etc, no bloody idea at all.

Owell another day another dollar haha, Cya again tomorrow for another round :P

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Day 111 7/9/2010

Woah i don't think i have had such a quite day idiot wise lmao didn't have too many assholes on the roads today just some slow ones and that's about all so really not much to write about today :( hehe.

Most of the day was filled with rain which was just enough to piss me off and a crappy wiper blade which made it damn hard to see!!! and yeah well that's about all so hmmm.........

Well see you again tomorrow :D Take care and stay safe.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Day 110 6/9/2010

Today is another day of another week of another year etc.

Well what can i say another shit day, well the arvo was anyway, all morning went pretty good with no problems at all which is probably a first haha, got back on record time also which is great as there wasn't many cars on the road and i was quite suprised at what time i got back as i was going slower than what i normally go lol.

As for the afternoon hmmmmmm well yeah haha, heading out of Te Puke had this car packed full of indians going 60kph in a 100 zone, swerving all over the road and so, on so i reported them but yet agian Police did nothing, found out the car was 4 years expired WOF and etc etc many more things about it.

Then just out of Matata had a TD Haulage truck rego TDH11 who was either wanking, drunk, or sleeping as he was all over the road and one time even had the whole truck in the oncoming lane!!! then just about collected a white mitsi wagon, then heading out to Kawerau he went round a sharp bend and when doing so floored it and lit up the back wheels smoking it up for a little bit then carried on crossing the centre line numerous times.


Well that was my day really, oh and the whole way back had rain haha nice!! owell hope tomorrow is alot better then today :S

Friday, September 3, 2010

Day 109 3/8/2010

Well what can i say only had half a day today hmmmmmm........

Really not much happened at all, had a bit of sun then rain and some very slow drivers but nothing unusual at all so yeah all in all another day but i guess at least there wasn't any complete assholes on the roads :)

Take care, have a good weekend!!!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Day 108 2/9/2010

Hmmmm more rain and shit drivers lmao!!

Started out not too bad till i got to Papamoa where some stupid lady thought it would be cool to cut off a truck after the lanes that merge finished :S wtf ?? first off the truck is one hell of alot bigger than your mitsi chariot rego AGN353 and secondly why laugh your head off after doing so ?? it wasn't really that funny that you could have been killed, well i might have laughed at you after for being such a stupid bitch but owell, then to tailgate me after god you have some nerve whore.

if that wasn't enough was heading into Awakeri later on in the day when another lady in a 70kph area where kids where decided it was ok to go about 90+ through there, well yeah that's a good idea isn't it ?? FAIL go back to school!!

Then end of the day after all the rain pissed down on me like a bucket over my head just got into Edgecumbe and saw the aftermath of a crash which a truck crashed into a concrete powerpole :S Then heading into Whakatane saw some maori lady getting her car towed by the police, might have been stolen or so on ?? unsure on that but most likely haha.

Well that's my day hope yours was better lol.

See ya tomorrow for more fun :D