Day 674 28/3/13

Well with Easter in the horizon all the slow holiday makers came out to fuck me off today haha. All day long i battled slow drivers from campers, boaties, motorhomes, trailers and the trucks and normal drivers in between! Had 2 assholes of the day Car 1 Rego CNK429 was some maori hua from Kawerau that had 2 young kids jumping round the back seats no seatbelts in a 100kph area with no care in the world, Wow great parenting there! Car 2 Rego UR9097 was a guy from Waiotahi Contractors who flew past me going over 120, tailgating me and other cars, passed me on yellow lines too and to top it off he got pulled over by the cops hahahaha Shame dickhead! Apart from them the rest of the day was bloody slow! Glad it's over and bring on the long weekend! Take care and travel safe all!

Day 673 27/3/13

Yet another day filled with fuckwits all day long! Started off with some slow muppets heading out of Te Puke and that carried on and on and on. Car 1 of the day once again this burnt motherfucker Rego RK2461 was sitting right up my ass when i had cars in front of me, not like i can go anywhere ? He was also speeding before that to before riding my ass! Car 2 Rego SJG01 was some lady in one hell of a hurry, she was mucking around like a snail, i passed her and others and only to have her come flying past me over 120 tailgating other cars, passing on yellow lines and weaving over the road etc....... Also had a BNT car all over the road crossing the centreline too, and some posh stuck up slut in a Jag who would not pass at all but would block anyone else passing her and the truck she was tailgating as she weaved over the centreline. Finally got past her and the truck and she followed later on, plenty of times to pass but sat there in her V8 which she has no clue in the world how to drive.... So take care for another day and see you all tomorrow!

Day 672 26/3/13

So Tuesday and already we have the most assholes on the roads this week alone! Car 1 Rego FYC458 this lady was too impatient as she was going over 120 and underpassing everyone even though we were all sitting on 102......... She then cut a car off and slammed her brakes on Car 2 Rego AWF812 another lady this time txting and driving...... She nearly hit the side of 4 different cars including nearly hitting a median barrier...... Also had some maori cuzzies constantly speeding up and slowing down, would go slow in the open road but in townships they would speed off, when i passed they gave me the fingers and were yelling shit out, Yeah real nice you inbred fucks! They were heading to Kawerau so no surprise there eh ? Well the rest of the day was alright still had a few more idiots and the weather stayed nice all day which was another bonus! Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for another round!

Day 671 25/3/13

Far out what a day! When i got up it was cold as then the sun came out and man it was a nice day, although the assholes on the roads today were a fucking joke! Half the people on the road must have got their licence from a weetbix box cause they plain can't drive! Included in the people that can't drive are Car 1 Rego FZS888 this old man was too impatient to wait till it was safe before passing, he did it once on double yellow lines and then right on a basically blind corner in which he was only just pulling back in when the oncoming cars came past! Should have seen the look on their face, not nice to see! Apart from that it was a long day, just finished and sort of can't wait for tomorrow haha. Well take care and see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Day 670 22/3/13

Fuck me what a cunt of a day! Started off with the great driver from Fonterra Rego FYU439 or Truck number 841 this young cunt of a cowboy was tailgating cars with his empty tanker as he sped through a 80 zone going 90 then when i came up to pass him at Domain road roundabout he cut straight over on me forcing me up onto the roundabout before tailgating another car trying to block me from passing which i wasn't going to do with that shit driving, then when we got into Te Puke he sped through there going at least 65-70kph no chance for anyone if they ran across the crossing! And all of this driving for what ? he stopped at the dairy in Waitangi just out of Te Puke!!! Also had some maori dick in a Yellow Falcon Rego ESB327 who was going about 130kph all over the road and centreline swerving back and forth trying to be in front and race everyone! Apart from them there was the slow ones which held me and other up big time and the weather was nice.... Nothing else to say really ? Take care and have a good weekend!

Day 669 21/3/13

Well today went pretty good! Had a good run nearly all day apart from a few idiots which were in too much of a rush, also heard the Hospital in Whakatane found skull remains when digging in the dirt.... Anyway Car 1 Rego EMS726 was some cuzzies racing themself to get home going well over 120 cutting into the oncoming lane around corners etc Car 2 Rego FWG985 this van which had Microlene on the back window was doing the same sitting on around 120 flying past every single car he came up behind! Then near papamoa once again the good old Bay Hopper Rego EZG391 (#777) sped round the roundabout at Domain Road trying to overtake a ute round the outside, he didnt make it and the ute carried on only to turn off. The bus then slowed right down to 50 in a 80 zone holding a huge line of cars up! Apart from all of that the day went smoothly and was pretty good, got back early too which is always a bonus! Take care on the roads and see you all tomorrow!

Day 668 20/3/13

Well another fucked day with absolute morons on the roads including a truck from Watchorn Rego FMQ280 who i have reported and seen numerous times doing the same shit over and over, today he was tailgating a car very close and when they went to turnoff he just about ran over the top of them and had to swerve into the oncoming lane nearly hitting a motorhome, he then took off up to 105kph+ for a while before slowing down, i then passed only to have him come half into the oncoming lane for no reason when i was right beside him, he saw me too but why he did it i don't know, nearly hit the side of my vehicle!! Then once i was ahead and passed some more cars he did the same, tailgating every single one till he got past them! Apart from that cunt the rest of the day was filled with people going well under the speed limit with no clue how to drive and the weather started cold in the morning then heated up and got pretty warm throughout the day.... So that is all really, take care on the roads and I will see you again tomorrow for more idiots and mayhem ?

Day 667 19/3/13

Fuck there are some impatient assholes out there, i mean come on even im on a time limit but I don't need to speed to catch up! If im running late im late tough shit. Had the first dick of the day Rego FMP903 who flew up behind me and passed going over 120, got round the next 2 bends and he was down the end of the next straight which is bloody long so he would of had to be going over 130 at least! Then had some old man in a Red Camry Rego YP2102 who was tailgating every car he came up behind but didn't pass when it was clear only when oncoming traffic was there, they had to move left fast to avoid getting hit! Fucking old shit..... Apart from those 2 the day was muggy again all day, cooled down a little at night but not bad. Rest of the day was alright too, nothing else to say really so take care again for another day and see you all tomorrow :)

Day 666 18/3/13

Well day 666 isn't that the sign of the devil ? Wasn't a bad day really, just fuckin warm and muggy which made things drag on a bit! Only had one idiot on the road, some lady who works for Ricoh, Rego FFN996 who was speeding over 120, tailgating and wandering all over the road due to her talking on the phone....... Apart from that, the rest of the day was good no other drivers that were shit at all and roadworks just about all done for now, they just need to get off their asses and take the signs down as there isn't "New Seal" on the road it's over a week old and no loose shit is there! Take care and see you again tomorrow :)

Day 665 15/3/13

So Friday, it went pretty good to be honest, a bit busy but all good! Had one asshole of the day Rego DQG840 some shit in a black falcon ute flying down Hewletts road going over 100kph in a 70 zone....... Had the slow tractors out in force and also some tourists on those trikes with the 2 wheels at the front who sat on 60kph in a 100 zone one behind another sitting there and did not let people pass! Fucking inconciderate wankers! Apart from that the rest of the day was great, have a good weekend and travel safe!

Day 664 14/3/13

Well sun shining once again and even had a drizzle of rain but not enough for the farmers! Also had some complete fucking idiot from the trucking company Watchorn Rego TZ7830 who would speed up to 105kph fully loaded with logs, tailgated another truck and when doing so was all over the road and the centreline most likely trying to pass, absolute joke of a so called professional driver! Logtruck #112 Well apart from that the roadworks are dying down which is a bonus! and nothing else to say as the rest of the day went pretty good so happy as :) Take care on the crazy roads and i will see you all tomorrow, Friday!! Yeehaa!

Day 663 13/3/13

So today has all the 3's but nothing special about it at all. Still had the assholes and the roadworks like normal the idiot of the day Rego GPC265 was some tourist in a rental who was behind another car and would speed right up then slow down he did this constantly i then passed him and carried on and passed the other car only to have this dick come flying past us both going over 130 before slamming the brakes on when a car came around the corner him thinking it was a cop, he flew past other cars during roadworks spraying them with gravel too, no fucking clue how to drive at all...... Also the weather once again was great with the sun shining all day and nothing else to say really ? Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Day 662 12/3/13

So how did today go you may ask ? Shit! Haha, nah not too bad really. Had 2 assholes of the day which were Car 1 Rego BWS692 this van from Conway & Carpenter would sit behind a truck with a ton of distance not passing which was fine but when others tried to pass he would floor it and try to block them from passing, he did the same to me and when i got in front he sat up my ass waving his arms around and clapping, what a legend! Car 2 Rego AYT505 was some slow cunt sitting on 60 from Te Puke to Bell Road holding up a ton of traffic not moving over at all! Also nearly got rear ended by some silly bitch txting and also people coming out of an entry instead of the exit nearly causing more crashes etc. Sun was shining hard again and was pretty hot all day! Also roadworks at Rangiuru was a bit of a delay being diverted around the back of the pack house etc but needs to be done doesn't it ? Bring on tomorrow :)

Day 661 11/3/13

Well another scorcher of a day with at least 30 in Whakatane and more in Kawerau i would say at least 32 ? Was fuckin hot haha. Only had one asshole today which was a Alteeza Rego FDC576 who was speeding in the passing lane over 120 then at the end slowed down and held cars up, he then sped through a roundabout cutting cars off then took off again tailgating...... Apart from him the rest of the day was good and went without a hitch so no more complaints from me and not much else to say so travel safe on the roads and see you all tomorrow for yet another round on the roads!

Day 660 7/3/13

Roadworks fucked my day once again, within about 10km they have about 5+ sets of roadworks with patches in between that they couldn't be fucked fixing! Had one asshole of the day Rego CYB983 this cunt passed 2 cars and a truck and trailer unit on yellow lines with oncoming traffic and had to cut the truck off to get in on time! He also sped through Matata and on the open road etc The rest of the day was spent running round like a madman trying to play catch up due to the roadworks.......... Weather was nice again and nothing more to say really, so take care and see you all Monday cause im off now haha!

Day 659 6/3/13

Once again those Roadworks............... All day long the only delays was because of roadworks! God knows how many sets they had between Paengaroa and Whakatane but every one of them i got held up with the lollipop people! Why in the hell do they tear the road up when there is nothing wrong with it ? No bumps or angled pieces at all but lets rip this shit up cause we can, patch and dispatch instead of doing a good job at it, some half assed job that a monkey could do better! Well rant over for that side of it, still had assholes all over the place today, couldn't be fucked writing anything down today so bring on tomorrow I say! Take care on the roads, too many accidents happening lately it's getting beyond a joke!

Day 658 5/3/13

Well yet another crazy as day on the roads! Finally the farmers got a little bit of rain which lasted most of the day so hopefully that will help them out. Had a couple of assholes on the roads Car 1 Rego CPW524 from Fire Security Services LTD this guy was in too much of a hurry to sit on the speed we were all going (102kph) he tailgated me and others as close as he could off and on constantly trying to get in front of everyone Car 2 Rego CW3323 this reg doesn't appear at all, fake plates ? This guy was going over 120kph, passing on yellow lines and blind rises also with oncoming traffic just all out cowboy and fucking asshole! Well that was it really, Oh and saw a 4 car nose to tail today people just don't look and they follow too close.......... Take care again for another day and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 657 4/3/13

Well another weird day, had some fucking assholes on the roads today which included people who park in 2 parks and the following. Car 1 Rego FYS833 this muppet passed a truck and trailer on double yellow lines with oncoming traffic and only just got in nearly had a fucking head on! Bike 1 Rego A3JZU this dick was heading along in a 70kph area cutting in between cars that were side by side, tailgating and sped off over 100kph Also had a work colleague who took my fuel card home so could not fill up! Absolute monkey.......... Well that is about all really ? Weather was nice, oh and i saw the aftermath of a truck crash before Awakeri this arvo near Angle Road looked like someone may have pulled out in front of him and he went into the back of them then into the ditch getting stuck ? So yeah, take care and see you all tomorrow!