Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Day 161 1/12/2010

Well fuck my days another new month begins and what a shitty start!!!

Not long after leaving work i went round a corner and saw this fat huge as whore parked half on the road half off etc, so i goto pass her and notice she was actually waiting for a bus to get through, ok yes my bad i didn't see it due to other cars/vans parked on roadside blocking my view etc, so i just cruise up and wait behind this chunky mumma, she then throws her massive arm out the window in which her gigantic bat wings could easily cover up a small village in africa!!! and starts giving the fingers to me, i was like wtf ?? i pulled in behind you so get over it you ft tart and no i am not going to beat you to Mc Donalds!! anyway she then carries on after the bus went past and goes about 20kph if that and her and her friend are laughing thier heads off, maybe just trying to piss me off ?? anyway as soon as the next road comes along i just turn down that and take off again so no skin off my nuts her rego was YC8640 (no rego either)

Then the rest of the day was filled up with people that just didn't give a fuck about thier own safety or others as i got pulled in front of over 12 times today and every single car that did it went half the speed i was going, like 60 in a 100 and 30 in a 50 etc all the time and this happened all day long!!!

so now i am really glad to be back home off the crazy roads, and yes i know it is only going to get worse due to Christmas and so on, so yay bring on the crazies!!!

Well i am off for now, take care on the roads and stay safe :)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Day 160 30/11/2010

Fuck what a day haha.

Once again started out ok i guess that was untill i was heading back through Te Puke when this ugly looking mongrel driving this piece of shit Rover was sittign behind me then started passing me on the left only thing was the lanes had already merged into one about 50 meters back, she came up on the left hand median trying to pass me but unfotunatly for her she just about hit the kerb and had to pull back HAHA Shame!! fucking whore. Oh and her rego was WT2947

Then heading back out on the last run i had some Police car rego FKP405 that i saw shooting up behind me, he couldn't pass as there was a corner ahead of me and a slow car in front which i passed just after the corner, the cop started passing at the same time and sat right on my bumper and tailgated me till i got back in, he then sat behind me for a bit till after the next corner where he floored it and shot past going about 120-130 with no lights or sirens at all, later on down the road within about 3-4 mins he was parked up with another cop on the side of the road ?? WTF and he couldn't of just taken his time, talk about abusing his power!!!


Well that's really all today, can't really be fucked typing more out haha.

Take care untill tomorrow and ill write up another day :)

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Day 159 29/11/2010

Far out there is some assholes on the roads!!! morning started out pretty weird with the weather not knowing what it was going to do as it was spitting and then raining then spitting etc most of the morning then got into Whakatane and far out, all the worst drivers in the world must live here!

Had this maori whore shoot up behind me i only saw her as she was weaving in and out of traffic with no indication etc and then tailgating me trying to get past which she couldn't her rego was FKZ475

Teh on the way home after some more slow as drivers got this complete cunt of a driver who was speeding and wandering all over the road and tialgating other cars all the way down the highway then he went into the left lane and when i got in the right lane to pass him through a different turnoff he just pulls straight over on me nearly hitting the front of me vehicle!! complete fucking shit head his rego was AZW637

Then the rest of the day followed with yet more very slow drivers including some old maori lady who i passed twice as i had to pull over to do a pickup then passed her again as she was on about 80kph and when we got into the passing lane she had no trouble going over 110!!

Well that was my day, hope tomorrow is better!!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Day 158 25/11/2010

Hmmmmm if not slow drivers and assholes what then ??? Roadworks that's what hahaha!!

Had 2 sets of roadworks today which was all fresh and was down to slower than 30kph with cars spraying all the loose metal around etc.

Had some assholes who thought they were fast and were speeding this continued most of the day and at the end of the day had some wanker and his cuzzie bro who were sittign in the passing lane not passing and being cunts holding up traffic laughing and so on.


Well that was really all that happened................

Take care and ill see ya again tomorrow :)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Day 157 24/11/2010

Far out today has been shit, all day the highway's were pretty well ok with traffic meaning not that much, but in town etc had stacks of cars all through!! couldn't find a park anywhere lmao.

Only downside to all of that is there was some crazy as drivers out there i had a few near misses with assholes all over the place, and at the end of the day had the courier arrive late 45mins!!! so i got back bloody late as :(

Well that was really my day, had some sun and some good times but overall not really haha.

Oh and this morning heading out had some wanker in a hilux ute who didn't know how ot use the accelerator properly and would speed up then slow down constantly can't even remember how long i got stuck behind this shit but all good.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Day 156 23/11/2010

Fucking hell, this week just gets better doesn't it ??

Had assholes again today but this time yet another trucking taking action on the roads this is what i wrote to K&S Freighters about this asshole driving the truck.


"Today when heading through te Puke on Jellicoe Street one of your trucks rego CZN507 was speeding through the 50kph zone going about 70kph and tried to block me out, as i was near the front of the truck he had sped up to close the gap then he sat next to the car in front of me etc, then just further down started to tailgate another vehicle within 2 1/2 meters behind it which carried on all the way to the Whakatane turnoff where he carried on towards Rotorua.

I find this behaviour of his purely disgusting as a professional driver he was anything but!! and would like some action to be taken against this."


This was purely shit driving and shouldn't be tolerated by anyone at all if anyone had walked out at a crossing etc and the car in front of him stopped he would have cleaned them all up!!!

Well that's basically the main ass in the whole day, so another day down and another dollar earned...............


Take care!!! drive safe and i'll see you all again tomorrow!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Day 155 22/11/2010

Well well well, yet another crappy day haha, morning wasn't that bad really till i got into Whakatane and passed this guy rego SPAGZ in a holden and when doing so he sped up so when i pulled in he was already tailgating me and givin the fingers etc, complete fucking asshole!!

Then one of the other couriers was 50 minutes late which fucked up my whole day no lunch etc so long day, then rest of the day was alright except the weather changing constantly haha.

Then lastly had some cunt in a Stanaway Earthmoving ute who was speeding/tailgating me the shot past at over 130kph which i go him pulled over so not too bad.....

Well another day over, and thank god!!!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Day 154 19/11/2010

Well i have had it with today, more cunts than a cervical screening programme.

All up had an asshole in a Bluebird rego UC9379 who would be speeding, blocking cars from passing and passed withc ars coming head on etc

Then had some complete fucking mongaloid shitfaced piece of shit that is lower than low who was racing with his other dole bludging cuzzie bro along the Matata straights and when passing a truck going over 140 was coming straight for me i had to slam on the brakes and just got off the road when he shot past me nearly hitting my car and just about hitting the truck he was passing!!! complete fucking black cunt who i wouldn't even give the time of day to look at!

Then on the way home, had a Regal Transport truck pull straight out in front of me again from Matata as he couldn't wait 1 fucking car!!! some fat fuck driving it too, complete asshole.

Well that sums up my day, really glad it is over and im still bloody well alive!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Day 153 18/11/2010

Well today was just like the rest of the week, full of complete cunts!

Had rugged ass missing teeth inbred maori's from kawerau with kids jumping orund the back seat pulling out in front of me to fat chunky husky bitches in caldina's who don't look when they pull out in front of me.

Also had some tourist in a camper who was sitting on 90 and as soon as i passed he started tailgating me etc, then had some asshole shoot past in both a ford falcon going 130 and same with a ute doing roughly the same.

Another bunch of cunts included a guy who lost a whole side pane of glass from his van and smashed all over the road causing delays etc.

Had tons more but can't bloody think of them all haha!!

Take care for today and ill see ya all again tomorrow for more fun!!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Day 152 17/11/2010

Fucking hell, it just gets worse as the week goes on doesn't it ??

Had trucks come out today for miles, seemed as if i pass one truck and another pulls out from somewhere in front of me and i gotta wait for that asswipe, this happened most of the day with cars and idiots being complete cunts all day :(

Also had some fuck in a what sounde like a V8 van tailgate me then shoot past at about a mere 130kph! then also some little slut in a pink car ripped straight out of a giveway sign in which i just about gave her severe anal!!!

Rest of the day followed with basically the same as any normal day with idiots left, right and centre being just that idiots!!

only good thing about today was the sun!!!!!

Also a truck thorugh Te Puke got the best shutdown i have seen in a while he was in the right lane with another one in front of him and he jumps st4raight in front of me in the left lane tries to undertake the truck and then the car in front slowed down so he jumps back into the right lane and then the car in frot of me turns off so i speed up to pass both trucks and he tried to jump back in front but i was already up the side of him so he had to wait and got passed by another 2 cars haha!! shame cunt.

Well that's all folks!!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Day 151 16/11/2010

Well well well, 2nd day back and what do i get, more cunts on the roads!!

All day today was filled with shitty drivers which included indians that drive too slow and truck drivers going too fast for thier own good which included NZL Group number 370 who was blocking me from passing by sitting on the centreline every time i went to have a look to pass and then once i finally got passed this fuckwit not long later in Matata, he was going at least 80-90 in the 60 zone then heading to Kawerau he was catching me and i was sitting on 105!!! talk about dangerous far out.

Then i had some fuck from Downer Edi again who was in his grader with another monkey sitting behind him right on the centreline blocking people from seeing to pass going a mere 20kph!!! move over your fucking shits and learn how to drive or even better learn how to do your job!!!

Then had a Bay Hopper bus run a red light at Maungatapu and i just about went into the back of him!! bus number 728 i think it was ?

Well that's all i am going to say today, been alot more people in the roads then this that have done crap but can't be fucked typing it all out.......


Stay safe and ill see ya all agian tomorrow

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Day 150 15/11/2010

Far out, well after a week off get back and am welcomed back by all haha.

Today wasn't bad at all really had a few idiots on the roads like speeding and one lady who passed on a corner with a car coming towards and the oncoming car had to move right over but apart from that nothing major at all.....

Reasonable weather most of the day, morning was a bit drizzly and this arvo was dark in patches but no rain for me just a bit of sun for the driving arm haha.

Well i will leave you all with this and see you again tomorrow for another day.

Untill then take care and drive safe :)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Day 149 5/11/2010

Well what a fucing good day, NOT!

Started with a fucking shit as driver from higgins who when i went to pass just came straight into my lane and forced me into the opposite lane over the double yellow and when i tooted at him, he did the same!! Fucking monkey.

The rest of the day followed with tons of trucks on the roads and alot of cars too, which all made for a crap day due to a good 3/4 of them all going too bloody slow for thier own good!

I also had a good run in with some immigrant in Te Puke who ran a giveway sign and i just about went through the drivers door, also a jeep and trailer running a red light at Maungatapu roundabout which i had to slam on the brakes for, yet another drop kick.

That was about all i think...... really cannot be fucked writing anymore tonight as i am over it!!

Got a week off then i will be back, till then stay safe.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Day 148 4/11/2010

Man there is some idiots on the road, had fuck knuckles everywhere i went today.

Started by Papamoa where some fuck head tried to block me from passing so when the car on the left turned off i shot into that lane and passed him and he sped up but was too late and got stuck behind another car haha, take that you fucker!!

Then had some crazy ass whore with a red bandana wrapped round the rear vision mirror who passed on double yellows then a single yellow not long after, also tried to block me from passing and so on, then on the last run home in Te Puke had this cunt in a van do a U-Turn straight in front of me as he didn't look if i didn't stop i would have gone thorugh his drivers wheel (passenger side) so yeah not happy.

Well one more day to go yay!! then weekend time haha.

Take care and ill see ya all again tomorrow :)

Monday, November 1, 2010

Day 147 2/11/2010

Fuck me sideways haha this day was shit as all hell lmao.

Had people left right and centre pulling out in front of me today and going slow etc most of the day, this included some complete twat in a Nissan rego FCR911 who just ripped straight out in front of me when i was going 100 on the main highway and it was all clear 2 cars behind me, but no stupid cunts had to pull out and i nearly went straight up the back of the fuckers!! owell another driver report going out to the lucky person who has no idea how to drive.....

Rest of the day was pretty tame i guess, oh another TD Haulage truck and guess what the same driver TDH11 as before crossed the centre line after he passed me going towards Pongakawa :S this guy needs a medal for not being able to drive professionally...

Well that was really my whole day haha, take care and ill see ya all again tomorrow!