Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Day 107 1/9/2010

God it feels like friday......

Started when going into work, dropped my phone on the road, smashed haha owell.

Left for Whakatane then got to Domain Road roundabout in Papamoa where some little whore in a Mitsi rego WC9331 just rolls straight out in front of me i had to slam on the brakes and go into the other lane to avoid going through her door!! i held the horn down and she didn't even care, maybe i should have put my foot down and gone straight through her door ??? maybe a lesson would have been learnt ? Hmmm i wonder some times.

Rest of the morning was taken up with old people that defintaly cannot drive to save themselves then i got to Te Maunga and had some maori shit start to tailgate me in his G-Dogg holden rego BRZ952 im guessing the BRZ means Bro's lmao he must be the most impatient man ive seen for a while!! i was in the passing lane behind another car passing cars obviously and he was ducking in and out of the lanes trying to cut me off to pass etc all the way to Maungatapu then the lights went green and we all went into the right lane to go straight but no mr G had to go into the left lane and shoot up the inside of me and another car who he cut off as the lane had fiished when he cut him off and passed, the guy that got cut off tooted at him and just like any monkey not far out of the tree's he just shakes his fist wow real intelligent there......

Rest of the day was a slow one at that just crawled along but still got back nice and early so that was alright i guess ?

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for more fun.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Day 106 31/8/2010

Well today could have been better :S

All morning was pretty awesome really couldn't have asked for a better day, had the sun shining and traffic was great :D Then came the afternoon *sigh*

Heading towards Te Puke it was pissing down like a whore in a Golden Shower, then some little slut in a Mondeo started tailgating me and did this all the way to Matata i mean come on get with it lady and use your head if i had stopped fast no way could she have too.

Then in good old Te Teko had a ute with trailer cutting the centrelines to get round the bends faster and going 110kph etc complete fucking idiot.

Also after that had some fuckhead from Environment BOP just about hit me head on when a huge lapse of concentration as he was probably wanking or trying to find his penis to do so, and came into my lane straight for me and if i hadn;t of turned left he would have hit me pure and simple!!! if that wasn;t enough on the way back too i had some fuckhead pass me in the pouring rain going 120+ easy then cut me off and just about hit the front of my car then was tailgating other vehicles etc all the way to Te Puke.

Well that was my day of fun :S lets see how tomorrow is going to be.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Day 105 30/8/2010

At Least the weather was good today HAHA!! cause the drivers definitely weren't.

Morning started bloody awesome with the nice sun shining and tanning my arm haha, then got onto Thornton Road in Whakatane when some shit head in a Red Subaru shot passed me going at least 130kph just before a blind corner!!! if someone had of come round they would have been hit and killed as he just about lost it going round the bend too, then shortly after he passed another car exactly the same way.

Not long after this i reported him to the Police as i don't need yet another CUNT!! on the roads endangering my life and others too. Then yet another driver in a Tracks ute shot round a bend and just about lost it as i saw the back end of the ute slide round, if he had he would have hit me easily bloody fuckface.

Then if that wasn't enough leaving Whakatane had some old man in a sacked out (done up) Nissan Silvia in Red, not only pull out in front of me but then travel along going between 25-30kph in a 50 zone!!! holding up traffic and all, so i gave up and just passed this idiot, i mean come on if you are going to be on the road at least go the speed limit for fuck sake, the amount of people that drive well below it is unbelievable and most of not all should have thier licence taken off them simple as that.

Then heading home got held up behind a old nana around Otamarakau area going a mere 60kph in a 100kph zone, *sigh* i mean far out how many more old people are on the roads that shouldn't be!!!


Well that is my rant over, the rest of the day was alright, had a bit of rain in Kawerau and some heading to Whakatane and the rest was all good, not many more idiots on the roads so was ok :)

Well will see you all again tomorrow for some more action on the roads.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Day 104 27/8/2010

Well fuck my days it's Friday!!! and thank god at that.

All day has been soo crap its like i had a target painted on my car or something, seemed like every cunt in the world was out on the roads today.

This moring started with a slow nana going 75kph in a 100 zone which pissed me right off as elderly people do...... should have her licence taken off her for good!

Then had a HTL Truck who is part of Jackson Enterprises driving round a bend and came into my lane, not the first time this truck has done this, i am gettign quite sick of this person doing this next time he will be reported if i get his plate #

Also had a BMW on the way back along the Matata straights who started passing some cars coming head on to me when it was a slow zone due to the power line people doing some work on the power lines (no shit) and had all the cones out etc, he comes screaming along and i had to pull over to let this fucking shit face carry on otherwise i would have been killed!

Another 2 assholes were number 1 this guy just out of Pongakawa who pulled straight out in front of me in his shitty Mirage rego UK5276 unregistered and warranted car!! didn't even care eh just pulled out in front of me when i was driving along, no one behind me he could have pulled out then but no typical maori in those areas has to be first. Secondly had yet another maori yes that is right yet another one cut me off in Te Maunga when he was talking on his fucking phone, i mean come on cut me off then chatter away on ya fone, pull over and have some decency you shit head in your crappy as ute rego EUQ643 manky old dunga.

And that was just the morning, at least one thing went all good which was a great trucker from Waste Management who was holding up a bit of traffic and when i got behind him he flicks his indicator to let me know it was clear so i could pass now all other truckies on the roads should take a note out of this guys book!!!


Rest of the day was taken up by more idiots who just pulled out in front of me and went slow etc which pissed me right off, also in Te Teko had some mongrel dogs running round on the roads which i nearly ran over and some cats too *sigh* learn to tie your mum up geez!!

Well that is my day, fingers crossed for Monday!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Day 103 26/8/2010

Well fuck my days didn't think today would have turned out like it did haha, wasn't actually that bad to be honest.

Not too much traffic and when there was it was spread out so it made for reasonably easy passing well some times :P

Drama's of the day were some little blonde whore in her Honda Civic rego LG5173 who was tailgating me when i was passing so pulled over when i was done so she could shoot past going at least 120kph easy then tailgating others etc all the way to Te Puke where i caught her back up as she got stuck behind a truck and cars, she was in the right hand lane and i was in the left, i went to pass her through the township which is 50kph, she then ripped in front of me as a car was in front of her and she did not want me to pass her at all, nearly hitting the front of my car in the process she takes off once again going about 70kph in the 50 zone still, then carried on her merry way off towards Rotovegas.

Then had a Winstone Aggrigates truck/trailer unit come too fast round a corner on Pukehina bridge and the trailer just about jack-knifed and hit another Winstone truck, i just about shit myself as this thing was sliding round the bend and just about smashed the truck that was in front of me :S could have sent the truck straight into me!!! comeplete fucking idiot!!

Rest of the day followed with yet more people going slow which was nearly all old people (what's new ?) and the occasional gang member flying past at about 130-140 etc.


Well tomorrow is Friday and also another day but best of all it is the end of the week haha lets hope some of these drivers pull thier head out and drive properly!!!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Day 102 25/8/2010

Another average day today *sigh* although not too bad, still had alright weather which was a bit cold to start but turned out all good then had some rain at night.

Most of the drivers today just pulled out in front of me or were speeding etc so reall all in all just a normal day lmao, also heard one of the roads that goes out to Te Kaha closed down at about 6:30pmish as the road was going to slide into the ocean lol so gutted as for them.

Well really not much to write about today at all just the usual so i will leave it at that and carry on my merry way haha.

Take care, drive safe and i will see you all again tomorrow for another day on the roads.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Day 101 24/8/2010

Well today there was some fuckheads and some lazy shits haha.

All went good at the start most of the day with the sun shining till the afternoon :P Had the usual wanker on the road these include indians who cannot drive to save themselves, old people going very very slow including this old lady oblivious to the que of people behind her while she travels at about 75kph!!!! fucking ancient old lady.

The heading out to Whakatane on the first run had some fuck knuckle in a Conway & Carpenter car shoot past me going 120kph then into Matata going at least 80-90kph in a 60kph zone!! no bloody idea.

Rest of the day was just slow drivers and people pulling out in front of me etc, also courier arrived late due to someone holding him up so i arrived late cause of that hmmmmm.

Here's hoping tomorrow will be better!!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Day 100 23/8/2010

What a bloody week last week was, sick like a dying dog!! finally back on the mend and back at work!

Today started off with some slow ass motherfucker in a Bay Hi-Ab Transport ute i caught up to at Te Puke and all the way to Otamarakau i followed this idiot who would speed up to at least 120kph when it was clear to pass and then when cars were coming slow back down to 95-100 he did this constantly should have just got the fuck off the road.

Then had some maori whores in a Red Ford Telstar rego 006769 which doesn't even fuckin exist!!! who came head on to me whilst passing in Kawerau and i had to pull over to the side of the road and nearly got hit by them pieces of filth.

Then had some old indian with his ragtop roller driving like a nana and doing exactly the same as the hi-ab ute he would speed up when all clear etc, i thought fuck this not again so passed him when i caught him the 3rd time and he slowed right down, WTF ?? why not just go back to the country you came from fuckin ragtop!!

Well got back early apart from all that shit and good to be back at work.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Day 99 19/8/2010

Hmmmm what can i say :S

Had a terrible day due to whatever sickness i had has come back :( *sigh*

Started off coming to work feeling all good ready for a new day and then went to head off for my run where i felt as though i had to goto the loo so i did, left for my run and not far out of Tauranga felt like shit, literally i then continued onto Matata where i had to stop and do my business lol then carried on my way this happened 3 times on the first run!! i then started heading back and with the most excruciating pain in my bowel i have ever faced before :S all gastro stuff so was building up with gas etc and was straining my bowel which caused it to hurt like fuck so had a very very long drive back from Kawerau got to work just about passed out had to run to the loo and throw up and then do more business once again :( now i am at home feeling not so good.

Fingers crossed i am back on Monday as i am truely sick of being sick and being at home!!!! work is what i do good speially driving haha :)

Have a good rest of the week everyone and a good weekend too!

See ya'll next week. Stay safe.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Day 98 18/8/2010

Well well well, after nearly a week off being sick as all hell i am back to the life of driving :P

Today was a random day that is for sure, started out nice weather and then turned shit as haha, same with the drivers as the day went on the drivers got worse, had a maori lady at the hospital parked in a no parking area and i asked if i could help with anything, she said "Air no fuck off bro" as i glanced over i noticed the ignition, well what i should say lack of ignition lmao stolen!! haha typical behaviour there and was such a shitty car too probably pick one up for about $400 HAHAHAHA.

Rest of the day wasn't actually too bad at all just the usual drivers crossing the centreline and speeding etc so really just another normal day.

End of the day coming back had some subaru shoot past me going about 130kph at least and left me for dead, i then took a shortcut near Te Puke and he was stuck in the traffic up ahead so i just waved out when passing lmao couldnt stop laughing either all that speed and effort to pass all those people me first and i just pass him with ease hahaha.

got back nice and early too which was great :D

Well enough about today, stay safe and have a good night will see you all again for another day on the roads tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Day 97 10/8/2010

Well it was my birthday today haha, not that my day was that great!!!

All morning was great had the sun shining and man what a good drive...........

Then when i was heading into Kawerau i had just come over the rise before the Mill overbridge on Tamarangi Drive when one of L.W Bonney & Sons trucks swerved straight over into my lane and not just a little bit the whole truck was in my lane, i then had to slam on the brakes and flash my lights to get this idiot to avoid killing me and thank god he saw them and swerved back into his lane giving me the thumbs up, when doing so i saw a pen in his hand, god knows why he is writing down stuff whilst driving as his behaviour today was apauling and disgusting at that.

People who think it is ok to do this and get away with it should be banned from the roads for a while to reflect on what they have done!! He could have killed me for fuck sake!! I am not a happy camper that is the truth.

Trucks rego was DNF253 and was a freightliner argosy carrying Chemicals im guessing.

Apart from that had a few slow drivers and so on the rest of the day finished up late due to courier arriving late then get home to find my son has to go to Hospital, yay great birthday :(

Might not be at work tomorrow as i will be looking after my little one, if not another story begins.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Day 96 9/8/2010

Bloody hell what a day haha, started today with a different vehicle due to mine getting a service, i had a manky old toyota hiace van from back in the days of 95 haha gutless as all hell and sucked through the diesel like a whore suckin dick!!! 2.8l of pure whore lmao.

But that only lasted the morning then i had the car back and i carried on my merry way lmao, all day was great without a hitch then got to the end of the day when some cock faced ass wipe in a Colin Russ Construction van rego XC4521 blocked me from passing when some old lady was in front of me in the passing lane slowing down the pulled into the left lane and when i went to pass this guy pulled straight over in front of me when i went to go pass him and the old lady but why ?? there wasn't a car he could even pass for another 400 meters or so, so we dordled along like a fuckin tortoise untill we passed that then he sped up to over 120kph and tried to block me once again at the end of the passing lane but failed haha. Well he will be getting a report from the Police bloody anus.


Well that is about all today, hope you all had some fun and i will see you again tomorrow for some more :S haha.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Day 95 6/8/2010

Well at least it was a good day to end the week haha, only had a half day today due to personal reasons :)

The sun was shining and there was only a few idiots on the roads e.g nana's going way too slow one went 55 and the other 60kph so yeah pretty slow in a 100kph zone.

Not really much to talk about today most of the morning went smooth as a baby's ass haha so yeah not much more to say at all :P

Have a good weekend and i will see you all again on Monday.

Stay safe and keep cool till after school lmao :P

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Day 94 5/8/2010

Hmmmm more crap, more shit drivers and so on.

Today didn;t start off to badly i guess most of the day went great :D had a few people pull out in front of me and the usuall, no rain which was awesome haha.

Got back for lunch and then left again fr my run when i got told i needed a new light bulb for the headlight and had to go down to get it fitted, 30 mins later i left late and had to play catch up running round everytime i stopped like a headless chicken haha, good exercise though so not too bad :P on my way out to Whakatane i had a old lady going 60kph in a 100kph zone holding up tons and tons of traffic not even moving over this continued all the way to Te Puke and held me up even more!!

Rest of the day was late but finally caught up by the time i got to the last place before coming back to TGA at a good time :)

Well hope all is well tomorrow and ill be happy :D

Day 93 4/8/2010

Well yet another shit ass day :S

Strated out wet and stayed like that but got worse at the end where it poured down and i got saturated like some prostitues punani with a tube of lube, which followed with yet more assholes trying to be hero's flying round on the road faster than they would do in the dry etc, a Robert Monk Transport truck was swerving all over the road 3 times crossed the centreline and nearly had a head on with another truck!!

Talk about have a sleep or something fuck sake, and i was behind this idiot!

Well i am officially fucked today, too many assholes not enough toilets!!!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Day 92 3/8/2010

Fuck my days what a day!!!

Morning started out shit as with the rain shitting on me like a person with diarrhoea then just before Whakatane if the weather wasn't bad enough had some fuckhead pass me round a corner going about 125kph in the pissing rain what a shithead, lucky no one was coming round the corner otherwise SMASH!

Also had some lady turning out from my left pull straight out in front of me and just stop as she was turning right and the traffic was not clear so she sat there like a wet shit so i tooted at her, she started yelling and then i started clapping at her, also she had a child in the back seat i could have gone straight through her back door and killed the poor kid.

Rest of the day followed with yet more rain (Heavy Rain Warning) and fog in most places oh and at the end of the day heading out of Kawerau had some shithead in a Chorus (Telescum) truck rego FAC230 shoot past me and others in the rain at about 120ish and i have seen the same guy do it about 3 times before also.

then heading home other courier arrived late and i didn't get back till about 6:20 so late night and the worst weather heading back home too!!

Then to top it off tomorrow is going to be the same due to the weather warning carrying on :S

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Day 91 2/8/2010

Hmmmm quite an eventful day today.

Started out pissing down with rain and with the rain came the drivers who think driving faster will make the car handle better ?? wrong! More idiots and chaos as people were overtaking when you plain cannot see at all etc that rain lasted all the way to Whakatane then stopped and when i got into Kawerau it started out again hard and most of the way back to TGA then left TGA after lunch and had a mint as day with sun and all shining then Kawerau and Edgecumbe were all good had one asswipe in Kawerau pull out in front of me but that's usuall behaviour there so whatever.

Got into Whakatane and was about to merge in behind a car when some old man came shooting up the left and tried to cut in, he was holding down the horn and all so i just kept on going he was in the wrong not me so therefore he can Fuck Off he just about hit the bridge going into Whakatane near the end due to his shitty driving behaviour and not being patient and "Merging Like A Zip" as said just about everywhere.

And that is my day :S

Hope tomorrow is better like i say most days lmao.

Take care and have fun.