Day 617 31/12/12

So it's the last day of 2012, what a year it's been! Today i had a ton of holiday makers going soo fucking slow with no care in the world for anyone behind them as they take their time putting along........ Had a few motorbikes come up behind me and with no hesitation i moved over to the left and let them by, a kind wave they gave and carried on. They got to the cars ahead and not one let them passed still too stuck up to allow them to pass. For one they will end up passing soon anyway, they are faster....... So why not let them carry on ? Fuck knows why. Well weather was nice all day long only had one wet spell which lasted about 10 mins apart from that it was a summers day which was awesome. Take care and Happy New Year to all hope you have a great night and a great 2013 :) See you all next year!

Day 616 21/12/12*

So Friday is done and dusted and fuck am i glad, not only am I on holiday but don't have to deal with the people that can't drive at all on the open road! All day long i was hit with people going well under the speed limit, yes it had a bit of rain at the start of the day but that is no need to go 50-60kph in a 100 zone! Get the fuck off the road! There are people still trying to work that are on deadlines mate! Rant over :) So yeah slow day really but was one of the better days i have had in a long time, let a ton of people in when others wouldn't and most of the time got a wave or something which was great to see, should be like that more often not just around Xmas time...... Well take care to all over the Xmas period, Merry Christmas for when the time comes and I will see you all when I get back :) Till then travel safe on the roads!

Day 615 20/12/12

So today has ended and it must have been the worst day this week for traffic, all the holiday goers were out in force fucking around like wet noodles, 60 then up to 80 then down and up and down just carried on for ever! Had 2 assholes of the day Car 1 Rego FMC894 was a Silver Alfa who passed me and others on yellow lines on a blind rise well over 120, tailing other cars and not indicating etc Car 2 Rego UK1343 was some boy racer going well over 130 and paid dearly as he got caught :) Good xmas pressie for that dickhead! Weather wise it was hot again although not as bad as yesterday and the day before it was still muggy! So I will leave you with that, have a good one and see you all tomorrow :)

Day 614 19/12/12

Well another scorcher of a day boiling away in the muggy heat! Only had one major asshole on the road which was a Thomas Transport truck from Te Puke Trailer Rego 4066B who pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100kph! I managed to just pull up sitting on 20kph which was the speed of the truck! Fucking idiot, there were no cars behind me either...... Also saw the aftermath of a cyclist which i think was killed near Kiwi 360 out of Te Puke who got hit by a car ? Not a nice sight. Rest of the day was all good just fucking hot! Well take care and see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Day 613 18/12/12

Man what a humid day, fucking soaked with sweat, running round like a madman trying to play catch up due to the slow as holiday makers all over the roads....... Idiots of the day were Car 1 Rego FHQ103 this guy was in a car that was for sale by a car sales, he didn't seem to give a shit how he drove, tailgating very close behind other cars, speeding and cutting in and out of cars through Te Puke..... Car 2 Rego CCD394 Once again this muppet from Waiotahi was speeding well over 120kph, tailgated a little and passed a truck on double yellow lines in the same place he's done a few times before....... Never learn Apart from them there was one good driver today from the trucking company Mike Lambert #705 when i came up and was waiting behind him for a place to pass he moved over to the left and flicked the indicator to let me pass, absolutely fucking good driving! Need more people like this! So that is all really, enjoyed the day but was far too slow with people cutting in and pulling out from everywhere which put a damper on the day but overall not fussed. Take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round ;)

Day 612 17/12/12

Another week begins and the same dickheads are infesting the roads....... Well the day started out with the first cock of the day Rego EWP108 who cut me off 3 times and nearly hit the side of my car, what ever lane i would go into he would cut straight over in front of me to block me from passing, unsure why but he did..... Car 2 was some silly cunt who crossed over the centreline straight towards me Rego OQ3077 Also saw a DPS Truck from Whakatane pulled over for speeding and one guy in a 4x4 in Whakatane nearly went into the side of me after he tried to run through the roundabout, ended up him skidding along cause he approached way too fast....... Weather wise it was muggy as all hell which was a bitch to work in but owell bound to get it eh! Take care on the roads and Ill see you tomorrow for another round ;)

Day 611 14/12/12

So a bit late writing this but had stuff to do yesterday so didn't write this blog up :) Well the 2 drivers of the day were Car 1 Rego TC1604 once again this muppet in the green subaru was all over the place cutting me off twice only to hold me up not passing but sitting in the passing lane next to the other car and then slowed down after the passing lane had finished, he also did the same to a truck, not the first time he has done this and won't be the last.... Car 2 Rego FCT884 was a Red Saab who through Te Puke when the lanes had merged into one she came flying down trying to pass me on the median when there was no room, nearly hit my car in the process then realised she couldn't pass (no shit!) backed off and carried on behind me speeding up then slowing down and wandering all over the road....... Apart from the 2 dickheads it was a good day that i can remember with nice weather all day a few clear patches on the roads but the rest was filled with holiday makers and i'm sure this coming week will be hell but I'm sure i will let you all know haha!

Day 610 13/12/12

Well got one thing to say, why are tourist allowed to drive on the roads straight away ? Got rear ended by one today, no damage to my car even though it was a decent hit....... Apart from that only had one idiot on the road which was some young kid sitting behind cars thinking it was a good idea to swerve back and forth violently within his lane going about 100kph in a shitty old Mazda 323 Rego NI5913 No other idiots, just one indian going 50kph out of Te Puke with most likely no licence and learning to drive with a ton of cars behind her........... Well can't be fucked to write anymore, oh and saw the aftermath of 2 crashes caused by stupidity in the rain.......... Goodbye for now :)

Day 609 12/12/12

Well it's the 12/12/12 and most people thought we were all supposed to die today but isn't that on the 20th ? Owell I didn't die anyway which is a bonus haha. So with the sun shining through the clouds and the asshole scattered all over the road like the runs there was no where to go without getting stuck behind one haha. Car 1 of the day Rego GJSI was a truck from GJ Sheldrake who was erratic as, i passed him at Domain Rd and as soon as i was past he cut over behind me nearly hit the back of my car for no reason....... He also tailgated me and others, was swerving around the place and around cars, speeding through Te Puke being a general dickhead. Car 2 Rego CJN916 were some big black maoris who went to pull out in front of a car had to slam the brakes on to avoid going into him, then when i came along behind the car they nearly hit they just pulled out in front of me instead, had to slam the brakes on to avoid going into them! All for what ? To turn down the next road and there was no one behind me either!!! Only in Kawerau eh! Car 3 Rego GDW585 this old man was passing before blind corners and speeding, tailgating etc nearly had a head on at one stage too............. Didn't get far even though he got soo far away from me i still bet him to where he was going, he took a longer route haha Gotta laugh! So overall not bad just full of cunts, oh and had a lady open her door on my car too then take off.......... Thanks to the huge fat lady in a Toyota Echo or Vitz Rego EYU401 :)

Day 608 11/12/12

Well another hot day and it doesn't seem to be going away which i'm not complaining about haha. So only a few idiots today which isn't too bad i guess :) Car 1 of the day was some old man in a ute Rego UP8346 who sat on 70kph below in a 100 area then when in Te Puke he went into the right lane, i went in the left as soon as i was beside him he pulls straight over on me nearly hit me, got a big ass toot but he carried on like nothing happened.............. Car 2 Rego WALKAT this absolute dickhead was in a rush for something, as he passed a truck out of Kawerau today on a median and before a corner, he swerved violently every time he passed a car with no indication and sped off over 130........... Car 3 Rego FEN81 passed me and another car on a median then took off skidding round a corner then sped through Te Puke all this in a company car........ Good idea right ? Haha Apart from that the day was nice and all went smoothly today which was great, finished up on time and well yeah haha. Take care on the roads again and I'll see you again tomorrow for another round on the roads :)

Day 607 10/12/12

Another hot as day in the Eastern Bay Of Plenty :) Most of the day went without a hitch and was great to be out in the weather! Only had 2 idiots today the first being a tourist in a van Rego WF7173 who sat on 40-50ish in a 100 zone then sped up on the straights when you can pass them......... Car 2 Rego FZC831 was a car for the Foundation for the Blind, this guy flew past me going around 65-70kph in a 50 zone for what ? Maybe he was the blind one and couldn't see the speed limit ? So yeah apart from all that the day was good and bring on tomorrow for another round in the sun :) Travel safe and see you then!

Day 606 7//

So a bit of nice weather for the morning which turned into some drizzle in the afternoon but overall pretty good :) Only had a few muppets today, Car 1 Rego ABW822 this big guy was speeding, tailgating and passing erratically cutting a truck off etc to be in front.... Car 2 Rego DBZ149 Not the first time i have seen this guy doing the same thing before speeding, tailgating passing on yellow lines and before a blind rise etc....... Also had the old people out in force today one being a old lady sitting on 15-25kph in Kawerau.......... COME ON! wanted to ram the bitch off the road haha. Had a few other very slow ones as well and a couple cross over the centreline towards me so yeah haha. Well it's Friday and it's over for another week, thank god for that! Take care on the roads and see you all Monday!

Day 605 6/12/12

So Thursday is down and only one to go :) How did today go you may ask ? Not too bad really, considering the shit as weather that plagued the BOP! Had a thick layer of mist covering most of the road all day long which made the driving fun and suprisingly i had not one asshole on the roads today! Could not believe it haha! Only weird one i saw was some ute Rego TK1245 which had the words "Tuhoe" written on some wood, for those of you that don't know what that is, it's a tribe etc of maori not always but mostly they think they own everything, there are a few decent ones out there not all out for everything, in this case one person looked very imbred and was throwing thier rubbish all over the beach! No idea at all..... Well that is really all i have to say today, nothing else on the mind so take care and see you all tomorrow :)

Day 604 5/12/12

Rain rain and more fucking rain haha, all day long i had alright weather but with rain if that makes sense....... Also only had one idiot on the road tonight which was a KDs Electrical van who cut me off when i was coming up the side of him, he then slowed down to block anyone else from passing the truck i was trying to pass he then took off passed the truck only to turn down the next road! Rego was YK8360 absolute asshole.......... Apart from that it wasn't a bad day really :) Take care on the roads out there and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads, oh and also the speed camera's were out in force today in the blue van, got a few people that's for sure haha.

Day 603 4/12/12

Mate what the fuck is with these morons all over the roads!!! Taking up too much space! So nice weather not too hot like the last few days and all went well, I was on time with no trainee on board haha. Well the idiots again............ Car 1 of the day Rego YF2792 from Tauranga Quality Upholstery was sitting in the passing lane holding up traffic not letting anyone past and when someone underpassed them they tried to speed up and cut them off cause they had to be in front.......... Absolute fucking idiots! Oh and slowed down to 80 after the passing lane too! Car 2 Rego FQH288 was a guy who was on his phone for ages as he was all over the road and centreline, tailgating very close and blocking people from passing by sitting half in each lane! Car 3 Rego FHT605 was the same old man as before who had to be in front as he tailgated very close behind everyone! He also never indicated once when passing and speeding etc Car 4 Rego FDY158 this tart from Whakatane flew past a truck/trailer unit and a car on the turning median oncoming towards me!! I had to move out of the way as this impatient fucking slut carried on passing! Car 5 Lastly this dick Rego ESE550 was tailgating and passed a car who was sitting behind another car with oncoming traffic and no room to pass anyway but did and had to cut the other car off nearly hitting it! He also passed on a blind rise and so on..... So idiots were out in force today, hope i don't get any tomorrow! Travel safe and see you all then :)

Day 602 3/12/12

Well with the trainee on board driving today we had a slow and eventful day that's for sure! Dramas included near misses and speeding, over double yellows so yeah he really needs to learn how to drive properly! Anyway the only major idiot on the road was a guy from Altum Nutrition who i have seen doing the same before, Rego GFE273 in a White Outlander was all over the road crossing over the centreline constantly and passing with no indication etc........ Apart from that the day was good with even better weather which is always good, damn hot though haha. Well take care and see you all tomorrow :)

Day 601 30/11/12

Friday and thank fuck it is the end of the week! Had a couple of idiots overall the day wasn't too bad........ Car 1 of the day Rego FTR842 this blue truck that Mr Mahi drives was tailgating very close behind another car before speeding off over 110kph and yes that was the speed i sat behind him until 110 then he carried on at speed before i slowed down! Not the first time i have seen the same guy doing this either! Car 2 Rego WO2547 this cuzzie bro pulled straight out in front of me when i was sitting on 100 so he could be in front, no one else behind me but had to get there eh! I braked hard and nearly ended up in the rear of him but he didn't give a shit, should of floored it into the back of the cunt! Apart from those 2 the day was good with nice weather again which wasn't too hot! Also had the tractors out in force tonight which slowed things down. Oh and a old man which held up traffic big time as he travelled along in a 50kph area going yes a mere 5kph............ Nearly caused 3 accidents within 100 meters of driving around town... Well have a good weekend and I will see you all Monday!

Day 600 29/11/12

Woohoo the big 600 posts! Didn't think i would ever get this far through it but im still here haha. So how did today go, it wasn't really all that bad. Had a few idiots but the day went pretty smoothly which was a bonus! Car 1 i didn't get the Rego it was a black audi all over the road and passed head on with oncoming traffic which had to move right off the road! Car 2 was actually 2 motorbikes flying along at high speed then cut off cars before slowing right down holding people up then taking off racing each other...... Car 3 Rego DCF406 was another good cunt from Downer Roadworks who sat on 30kph in a 60 zone with no roadworks or any need to go that slow, then in the 100 zone he sat on 60 with a line of cars waiting to get past behind him! Also had the very slow drivers most of the day but always on the roads so owell. Take care and I will see you all tomorrow, last day of the week! Yeehaa!

Day 599 28/11/12

Mate! Nice day again although it started out a bit overcast but turned out to be a cracker of a day! So started off the day training again so was late again with the kid mucking around both morning and night! But during the day he wasn't too bad i guess and had the slow ones all over the roads today but overall nothing to complain about too much only one indian guy in Te Puke tonight who came flying out of a turning way roundabout thing and didn't give way at all just rolled straight through i just about went into the side of him! Apart from that all went well and hope tomorrow is the same! See you all then!

Day 598 27/11/12

Shit that weather is getting hotter haha was damn near cooking :P Owell apart from that the day was awesome! Only had one idiot on the road worth writing about which was.... Rego GDP664 who was in a hurry tailgating and speeding to get past everyone. Other than that today was good, had a guy i was training for another run today letting him know how to do the job which was cool something different for me to do. Well nothing really else to mention it was a great day overall :) Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 597 26/11/12

Well fuck me yet another crash by Manoeka road by what looked like someone crossing the centreline a Arrow Construction ute ? Backed up traffic both ways for ages. What i can't get is why are soo many people crossing over the centreline ? I see too many per day it's not even funny and had a fair few come very close to me every week! So with the idiots Car 1 of the day Rego GKS975 this dick came flying up behind me at speed crossing over the centreline all sorts, i was behind 2 other slow cars and was waiting for some clear space to pass but no this cock flies past me with a oncoming car and couldn't pass so what did he do ? Cut me off nearly hitting me before braking hard to avoid going into the back of the other car! What a cunt! Car 2 Rego CHAYS was a Red Hilux who would speed up when someone went to pass and sit on the centreline, he also would fly through all the roadworks but slow down on the lollipop ones to well under the limit to wave to his cuzzies and hold all the traffic up............ He thinks he owned the damn road fucking moron! Also had a Regal truck who drove straight over in front of me when he tried to cut a corner to beat me.......... Had another truck cross over the centreline aswell. Well that is all, had a nice day in the sun and glad it's over!

Day 596 23/11/12

So ill start with the dickheads of the day eh. Car 1 Rego FLA50 looked like a hunter with a cage on the back of the ute, very impatient person, tailgating and would speed up to cut people off from passing all over the road aswel Car 2 Rego ECN448 passed a truck and cut another one off cause he couldn't pass both of them which he shouldn't have done in the short space he had anyway........ Car 3 Rego DSE245 this group of muppets came flying up behind me, sat up my ass for a while all while going back and forth over the road sometimes half the car in the oncoming lane, speeding off and slowing down, if someone passed them they would then tailgate them then take off at speed racing themself going over the road again..... Apart from all those drivers the day was nice as with hot weather which made it damn good haha. So i will leave you all with that and have a good weekend! I know i will!

Day 595 22/11/12

Well only 2 assholes today which wasn't too bad i guess, well there was more just all of them shit drivers sitting on a slower speed and not letting others past etc.... Car 1 of the day Rego AS5603 this old bus was sitting on 60-70 with a huge line behind and only moved over once to let 1 car passed before pulling back out......... No fucking idea at all..... Also had another person but can't remember the rego haha owell next time. So yeah weather was hot as again today which was awesome to see since i heard this weekend is supposed to be shit ? Well not much else to talk about today really, had a pretty smooth sailing day turned out good ;) Have fun and see you all tomorrow!

Day 594 21/11/12

So today how did it go ? Pretty good! Had the mean heat through the whole day and only a few idiots which wasn't too bad! Car 1 Rego EMZ309 this truckie from Piranha went to cut into Pah Road out of Te Puke this morning when i was coming towards him, don't think he saw me as he went to turn in, if he hadn't swerved back i would have been right through the side of his cab! He ended up half in my lane i had to swerve left to avoid him, he nearly caused a pile up behind him too! Car 2 Rego DNA918 this dick passed some cars on a bend and nearly had a head on due to plain stupidity! Car 3 Rego AAK373 this little boy racer was racing round corners behing a right dick as he flew past us over 130 racing himself............ Got pulled over in the end haha! Well that really is all about today, was pretty cruisy and all went well so no complaints from me apart from the drivers obviously! Take care on the roads and see you all tomorrow for another day on the roads!

Day 593 20/11/12

Once again all the dickheads come out to play! Started the day and running late due to roadworks around Pikowai which set the day back a fair bit! Then headed back and the first asshole of the day came along...... Car 1 Rego FRW382 a guy in a Rav 4 from KML machinery etc, he passed on a median through a township when we were all on the speed limit, he then blocked anyone from passing by sitting on the centreline and tailgating but not passing at all.... Car 2 Rego FUS604 was a green BMW come cuzzies flying along when you came near then they would take off over 130 Car 3 Rego WW40 this truck from Williams & Willshire i passed him cause he was going between 80-90kph fully laden with logs, there was nothing wrong with me passing him he but he didn't want me to so tried to speed up when i was passing before sitting right up my ass tailgating when i was behind another truck so sandwiched in between! Great professionalism from a Truck Driver! Car 4 Rego ZP3614 a Silver Ascot with more cuzzies passed a car with a motorbike coming towards them which had to move right over to avoid being hit! Car 5 Rego EUQ187 last cuzzie of the day who did the same as above but at 130kph plus with head on traffic which had to move over aswell and he had to cut the car off he was passing......... Apart from all those dicks the weather was nice as nearly summer :) So take care and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 592 19/11/12

Where the fuck did the assholes come out from ? Shit there were alot today! So started off not far from leaving and already the cunts came out onto the roads and caused havoc. Car 1 of the day Rego GJK721 was some old fucking wrinkled teabag who sat in the passing lane for ages before moving left i went to pass he then sped up cut over on me to block me from passing before slowing down! He did this again at the next passing lane too! Car 2 Rego DQC770 this guy was a bit too impatient as he passed a truck that was tailgating a car on a median before a corner, great combo there for disaster eh! Well car came around the bend and this dick had to cut the truck off to get back in, real smart cookie that one! Car 3 Rego BHR368 Elderly lady driving at 55-60 in a 100 zone all over the road not letting anyone past at all............. Need i say more ? Car 4 Rego XK8025 this cuzzie bro i was turning right into a street when he was coming out of the road i was turning into and he was turning right also, i was just about to turn in when he came flying out right in front of me i had to slam the brakes on to avoid going into the side of this dickhead! Car 5 Rego GAF384 the last asshole of the day some dick in a Mondeo wagon who at the Whakatane turnoff was in the right lane to goto Rotorua but decided he was in the wrong lane, he pulled straight over on me indicating at the same time before slowing right down!!! Had to brake hard once again to avoid going up his ass! So yes as you can see alot of people that really need to get their eyes checked bigtime and it's only Monday.................. Lets see how tomorrow goes eh!

Day 591 16/11/12

So how did today go for a friday you may ask ? Bullshit haha, well only some of the drivers were, the day itself was pretty goooooooood! Bloody nice sun too bring on Summer! Anyways Car 1 of the day Rego CGP466 was a Holden flying along tailgating driving like a dick etc Car 2 Rego EMD922 this old man was doing the same as above but passed a car on a corner and going over 120 easy.......... Car 3 Rego WJ7529 a boy racer flew up behind me passed me right before and only just got in at the beggining of the corner! Seen him doing this before aswell. So yeah not much else happened apart from nearly being hit by 4 cars all up today that crossed over the centreline I don't know why the fuck people are doing that it's not hard to keep left ? Well im over this week take care and see you all Monday!

Day 590 15/11/12

Well today haha how should i put this............ What a cunt of a day! Started off with some dick crossing the centreline and crashing into a innocent motorist Link below http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/34848-three-injured-headon-crash.html So that held me and tons of other people up for quite a while which stuffed my day up! Carried on and did my morning run then back to Te Puke but not far out of Whakatane some little cunt that i saw nearly hit me yesterday Rego DTW441 this Red Citroen who lives half way up Division Street on the right hand side in Matata anyway he flew up behind passed a car on a blind corner before tailing me then taking off no indication at all speeding over 130 to pull into his driveway........ Car 2 Rego FBE890 another guy in a rush not long after the dick above he came flying up speeding with no indication when passing aswell must be from the same family eh ? Car 3 Rego BDT410 this old guy passed 2 cars before a blind corner with me coming round towards him! Had to brake pretty hard not skidding though to avoid being collected by this fucking geriatric cunt! So yes interesting day eh! Take care on the roads cause no one is at the moment really...... See you all tomorrow!

Day 589 14/11/12

So with this half eclipse which happened today it must have done something with the drivers and traffic cause there were alot of cars and a fuck load of idiots! Started the day and was near Otamarakau when this lady came flying up behind past 4 cars a truck then me going well over 130 carried on at speed then did the same with the next lot of cars then carried on speeding again Rego GGL448 Later in the day had some tart i have seen before Rego CLT831 speeding along Hewletts road tailgating other cars and swerving all over the place in and out of cars......... Throughout the day there was very slow cars all over the place and people that should not be on the roads at all to begin with!!! Well that's all really, take care and I will see you all tomorrow in the mean time travel safe!

Day 588 13/11/12

Well it's tuesday and wasn't really a bad day at all, only had one asshole worth writing down which was good so overall pretty sweet! The sun shined half of the day with a overcast looking cloud moved in and brought rain later on in the arvo but was tolerable so didn't care haha Anyway the asshole of the day Rego GBN881 this dick in a Prado through Matata which is a 60kph area was going over 80 at least flew up behind me then took off speeding over 120 no indication at all racing past cars etc and didn't get far caught him back up near Pikowai............ Roadworks haha then followed behind all the way to Te Puke so didn't do very well with all the speeding......... That was really all that happened today which was alright :) Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for round 3 of the week!

Day 587 12/11/12

Well after a couple of weeks off due to a newborn im back in action and man some fucking wankers were waiting for my return haha. Car 1 of the day Rego GFQ295 this old man had no idea at all what he was doing, speed up then slow down, pass on yellow lines and tailgating etc being a dick Car 2 Rego JACK17 this truckie was sitting up the ass of 2 trucks one after the other so no one else could pass! Car 3 Rego FMZ418 this guy frm Nova Gas once again was driving like a tosser, speeding, passing on medians and through a double laned roundabout went from the right lane cut into the left and when i went to pass he cut back over in front only to pull back to the left! Car 4 Rego CCD394 once again Waiotahi Contractors driver was speeding over 120, tailgating and being a right cock aswel....... So with that there was pretty good weather overall which was nice and the day went pretty smoothly! Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Day 586 26/10/12

Well i am definately over today! Started out with soo much traffic on the roads it wasn't even funny, had slow drivers all day long and got stuck behind 5 trucks in a row!!!! So with that i was late as and carried on my way, left late for the second run due to the same thing then was heading to Te Puke was following behind some dick who would sit on 85-90kph he would then take off over 120kph when it was clear to pass him! Rego was YG8827 The other wanker of the day was some guys from Gideon who were speeding passing before blind corners and tailgating etc, Rego was GAQ320.... Also saw a old man on a Mobility scooter zip straight out in front of traffic as if everyone had to give way to him........ Nearly got taken out! So yeah, there was alot more but cannot be fucked saying anymore haha. Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday..........

Day 585 25/10/12

Fucking hell there are some complete wankers on the roads today!! Had the first dick heading out who flew up behind me over 120 and passed before a blind rise with oncoming traffic, he had to cut me off and nearly hit my car in the process to get in before getting killed! Rego was GCZ8 and it was a Blue Honda Prelude, not the first time i have seen the same person doing this before! Then on the way home had some older guy who should know alot better than to pull out from Te Puke golf course in front of traffic going 100kph!!!! Rego BMY628 Apart from them I had slow people pulling out all day long............ On a good note the weather was pretty good haha. Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow, Friday! :)

Day 584 24/10/12

Well man it was a nice day in the bays. Started the morning off and the whole first run went smooth as silk until i needed to come back to Whakatane, this lady in a flash Mercedes Rego EAZ933 came flying up behind me over 120 at least, she then sat behind me for a while crossing over the centreline constantly before dropping right off and sitting on about 70 ? She dissappeared for a while before flying back up and doing it all over again. Saw some stupid person do a U-turn in front of traffic and couldn't make it round so had to back and and forward 3 times when she could have waited for 2 cars then done it...... Also on the way home some arrogant cock Rego ELF960 was speeding tailgating and all over the road and centreline constantly just a lost cunt! So that was it for today, oh and had some guy from Dominoes Tauranga ended up being the manager who was tailgating me and speeding up and down Rego was ALK456....... Never learn! Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads :)

Day 583 23/10/12

Well im back after the long weekend which was awesome, had a good break along with a ton of other people and now back into it! Started the day and all went well, all the way there until i needed to come back that is when i had 2 assholes fly past me over 120 easy then both of them slowed down to 85-95kph up and down up and down, why the fuck pass me when i was sitting on about 102kph then slow down and hold me up ? I couldn't pass due to the power of their cars etc compared to mine they would just take off again, the last idiot to pass me and slow down was a Prado Rego EAG294 Not long after these dicks did that this slut of a lady sped up behind me then sat right up my backside tailgating me all the way to Te Puke weaving all over the road crossing the centreline and txting all while a small child was on the front seat............. Rego was BAA725 it was a Blue Rav 4. So that was it really, had a bit of light rain off and on most of the day but all was well. On that note i will say safe travels and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 582 18/10/12

Well well well what a shitter of a day! Had some absolute fucking muppets all over the roads today and the weather was a cunt and a half! So started the day off with rain which turned heavy by the time i got to Whakatane, I had one lady in a flash white BMW who came over the centreline and was less than 1 meter from hitting me head on as i went past she flew into our oncoming lane! Lucky there was no one behind me or they would be dead! Not long after that we got stuck behind a oversized truck heading out of Whakatane i got cut off by some stupid bitch Rego WN2245 who didn't want me to merge in front of her so she tailgated the car in front of her and then cut me off only to take off passing the other car after the lanes had merged she then had to slam the brakes on cause the traffic was already slowing down at this time, she just about got rear ended then a Anchor milk truck lost a few crates of milk as he did not shut the rear doors before he took off in front of traffic............ Car 2 of the day was the same Linfox truck i have seen before tailgating and speeding and yep you guessed it nothing new today, he sat right up this persons backside within 6 meters if that in a fully laden truck sitting on 90 as there was a car and a bus in front of him he wanted to pass....... Rego of the trailer was N367S and # 1306 Last car of the day was a truck heading out of Whakatane Rego DBZ962 this dick was flicking what looked like a towel out the window all over the road going under 60 in a 100 zone, as soon as the straight came up and i passed he floored it and tried to speed up!!! So yes, eventful day for a job eh! Take care over the long weekend and I will see you all Tuesday for another week on the roads :)

Day 581 17/10/12

So it's Hump Day and glad it's over haha, had a day with wind and shit drivers all over the place! Although there are only 2 drivers worthy of a mention the rest were very slow and couldn't drive, plain and simple really. Car 1 Rego GFZ721 was speeding with another car, tailgating me and others and passed on a corner....... Car 2 Rego EJK589 this cock was on his phone chatting away as he wandered all over the road sitting right up my ass tailgating very close and was speeding off and on..... Nothing else to mention about today really so take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 580 16/10/12

So the sun was beaming along like a ray out of an asshole, what a mean day! Only downside was the bloody wind!! What the fuck haha where the hell did that come from. Strong winds gusted along blowing trees over and making cars swerve all over the place too..... Only had one asshole of the day which was some fat as family out of Te Puke they were in such a rush to pass they passed with oncoming cars which had to brake for them also they cut the car off they were passing forcing them to brake hard when there was a passing lane just round the bend, the car they had just passed flew up and passed them back so it was a wasted effort completely! Rego of their Mitsi Grandis was DZC138 Apart from them it was a pretty tame day which is a bonus haha! Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 579 15/10/12

Well it's Monday again and another week begins but still the idiots are out on the roads!! Started the day and all went well until i got just out of Te Puke when some old lady Rego EUR649 was sitting on 70 and on and near the centreline blocking cars from passing her, she did this for quite a while before we managed to get past her! Secondly there was some cock tonight from Altum Rego FPZ33 who flew up behind me and shot past at speed with no indication passing me and another car with oncoming traffic and he only just got in before the cars went past, absolutely dangerous and shit driving, he then took off speeding with another car....... Also had some others holding me up driving all over the place, not passing tractors when there were no oncoming cars and tons of room, people that were waiting for a park outside a shop when there were another 3 next to them that they could have gone in!!! Holding up more traffic that couldn't get past. Then lastly there was a crash on the Fly over at Mt Maunganui lights were out when i was there so unsure if it was due to the crash or someone went straight through and got nailed, either way wasn't nice and held up traffic a fair bit........... Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for round 2 of the week haha!

Day 578 12/10/12

Well what a nice day for driving! Fucking hell it was warm haha. Only had one major idiot today which was on the last run home in Tauranga Rego was 4SATCH I have seen this Honda before do the same thing so here it goes. She was in the far right lane sitting on 60 in a 80 zone holding up a ton of cars waiting to get past, we came up to and past the first turnoff then the second one comes up there is a car to her left what does she do ? Indicates and the same time pulls straight over on this car to go down the offramp forcing it to swerve left and brake hard nearly hitting the concrete barrier!! What a bitch..... But the rest of the day was alright haha, so yeah. Nothing else to say but have a good weekend and I will see you all monday for another round!

Day 577 11/10/12

Man for fuck sake still the assholes are all over the place!!! So the day started with some bloody awesome weather which was the only good thing about today haha. Then i carried on my merry way and got to do the first run of the day and came back then headed back off for another journey when i was behind some impatient bitch from Ngati Porou or how ever you spell it, she passed a ute and trailer on the smallest straight possible with young kids in the car with a car coming head on, the ute she passed had to brake and swerve for her and the oncoming car had to do the same, she narrowly missed having a head on soo bloody close it wasn't funny Rego was ETS8 and was a Silver Mitsi Grandis so be careful for this bitch! Then in kawerau had some cock on a Moto X bike fly out in front of me from a sideroad, un reg and no wof etc no helmet aswel, you get the picture, he came very close to being run over! Also had another dick on the roads who was txting in a van Rego CZQ138 who was all over the road nearly hit the left hand barrier twice......... Last but not least the aftermath of a crash on the Whakatane bridge what looked like a truck had gone through the fence demolishing it...... Well take care and i will see you all Friday ;)

Day 576 10/10/12

Fuck me there are some complete fucking assholes out there! Had 2 idiots on the roads today! Car 1 Rego CTF674 this cock started passing a car when i was coming along towards him, he was half in my lane already passing when he went past me! I was as far left as i could! Car 2 Rego was the same bus driver time and time again from Bay Hopper in Tauranga Rego EZD849 #789 this cock coming up to 17th ave on cameron road sped up and cut me off right when we were on 17th ave he passed with less than 15 meters if that to go, had to brake hard and let this cock toss carry on for one spot!!! So yeah another great day on the roads of mayhem............. At least the sun was great hahahaha!

Day 575 9/10/12

What the hell is wrong with people these days ? Had one muppet cuzzie today who i saw coming so opened a door for him and said "after you" he then let out a rude moan waving me on, so i carried on out the door i then said "Thanks" he then looked at me and said Pfff as if i was the lowest of the low, GROW THE FUCK UP YOU APE! Not far from the tree's that one! Anyway the weather was fucking awesome all day, sun shining around nice as! Then there were the drivers........... *sigh* Car 1 Rego FLN523 this person was tailgating cars, speeding up and down along with wandering all over the road not concentrating, apparantly they work for a insurance company. Car 2 Rego CPT966 this cock was following me the whole length of Hewletts road and between the 2 turnoffs on Takitimu Drive he decided it was a good idea to pass me and the car in front before cutting the car in front off and swerving in for the next offramp narrowly missing the crash median by less than a meter! Car 3 Rego CPZ177 this guy again speeding over 100 in a 80 zone........... So yeah that is all, oh and a old lady in Te Puke today tried to run across the road in front of a car and she fell over and nearly got killed............... Elderly eh!

Day 574 8/10/12

Well with shit weather and the same with 2 drivers it wasn't really a bad day i spose. Weather wise started off raining then stopped and then carried on with wind aswell, now the drivers....... Bike 1 Rego IFFMC this Filthy Few biker once again terrorising the community flying past cars over 130 when people are trying to pass a tractor they all had to brake and wait for this guy to fly past cutting in and out of vehicles at speed Car 2 Rego BTR630 this old man i have seen before who was all over the road and when a car came up the left of him he just pulled over forcing them off the side of the road........ Didn't seem to care at all and carried on like normal.... So that is really all for today, lets see how tomorrow goes eh ?

Day 573 5/10/12

So with Friday how did it go ? Well a young lady was zooming along when she collided with some cows killing 6.... http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/32754-cow-crash-woman-hospitalised.html Also had a young maori chick with a pram walk straight out in front of me didn't look at all so i slammed the brakes on she finally looked only to pull the pram back and have her barely walking toddler fall out face first onto the road in front of my vehicle before she yells at the kid saying Oh fuck Ow hurry up and get back in your seat cunt............ Well said for a uneducated waste of space, feel soo sorry for the child most likely no hope in the world at all..... Had only one asshole on the roads today, he was from City Care, Rego FJS116 he was speeding and tailgating other cars, coming up to the Domain road roundabout he went to go into the right lane before cutting over into the left, i passed in the right lane due to another car ahead of him pulling out from Domain slowing him down, he did not like me passing so he sat right up my ass tailgating me all the way to Te Puke, what a great driver, company logo all over the car and still does this....... Great way to advertise a complaint dickhead! Apart from that it was a good day. Well take care and I will see you all Monday!

Day 572 4/10/12

Well nothing really much to say about today as nothing happened haha. Only had one idiot on the roads and it was a un marked police car....... He was going between 80-110 up and down crossing the centreline sometimes and instead of pulling over like they normally do he just carried on so everyone was too scared to pass the damn car so we all sat on that speed from Whakatane to Te Puke! Apart from that there was a Mongrel Mob guy with a jacket on that had say no to drugs on his back, now that's gotta be the biggest tui ad i have ever seen! YEAH RIGHT! Well that is all, oh and had nice weather too in parts...... Take care and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 571 3/10/12

Shit what a long day driving! Finished pretty late tonight due to excess items getting processed and so on...... Anyways the assholes of the day were the following. Car 1 Rego DFH607 once again this shitty muppet would speed off from sitting on a slow 80kph when people went to pass he would then sit up your ass for a bit before slowing down and holding the cars up again Car 2 Rego PM9184 some young kid in a Mazda ute who when the 2 lanes had already merged flew up the inside of a truck forcing it to brake hard cutting him off completely then slowly taking off then cutting in and out of traffic....... So yeah apart from that the sun was nice as again but had a bit of wind now and then throughout the day. Take care and I will see you all again tomorrow!

Day 570 2/10/12

Well it's Tuesday and why the hell is up with the weather ? In the Eastern Bay this arvo it was banging round thunder all over the place and heavy rain only for a bit......... Anyway, assholes of the day were the following! Car 1 Rego FFJ138 this dick would sit just under the speed limit which didn't bother me that much, but when it was a double roundabout or something where you could pass him he would take off like a cut cat! Also tailgating if you did pass him and carried on like a complete ass Car 2 Rego AHF134 yet another old person in a camper going slow as holding up traffic, nothing new eh ? Car 3 Rego PLMWKS this guy was in a rush, speeding, tailgating and passing on double yellow lines........ So apart from that it was an alright day with awesome weather in the morning! Take care and I will see you all tomorrow

Day 569 1/10/12

Well what a miracle! No manic drivers on the roads today holy shit haha! Only had some asses crossing or coming near the centreline towards me but get that nearly every week...... No drivers to report today but the weather was shit in the morning with constant rain turning into a summer afternoon with sun beaming along nicely! Well nothing else to report today, take care on the roads out there and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 568 28/9/12

So a real shit day for 2 people i'm gussing after a head on crash between a Hotrod and a truck, unsure on the story of how it happened but the Hotrod ended up under the truck, one died then the other im sure died not long after............. Assholes of the day are.. Car 1 Rego GHL209 this cock sat on 70kph in a 100 zone holding up tons of traffic not caring at all. Car 2 Rego EBK75 again this old man was driving like a cunt, all over the road tailgating other cars and being very impatient passing with no indicating etc Car 3 Rego WS888 same thing as above but passing head on towards cars Car 4 was some little shit cutting in and out of cars along Hewletts road in the mount being a right cunt aswell. So yeah hot day with shit drivers all round..... Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday!

Day 567 27/9/12

So today well it wasn't too bad i spose haha, only had a couple off muppets today, one being a young college kid in i'm guessing his mum's car who flew through a roundabout straight in front of me cutting me off. The other dick was some guy in a Ute who i went through a roundabout and when i was 3/4 of the way through he took off from my right, I had soo much room to go it wasn't even funny but he didn't like me being in front of him, he came flying up the side yelling and carrying on like a cunt before speeding off.......... Other than that there were the very slow ones on the roads but nothing else :) Well take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for the last round of the week!

Day 566 26/9/12

Fucking hell another shit day, late as finish again! Also had some truck being a complete cock through Te Puke tonight from NZ Van Lines DPQ779 i think was the reg who a car was passing him and he didn't like it so sped up and cut the car off then sat right up my asshole tailgating before pulling straight over on the car nearly hitting it! Had another driver but cannot remember the reg......... Rest of the day wasn't too bad i guess just long. Owell over today so take care and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 565 25/9/12

Fucking hell I had the day from hell with damn crazy drivers left, right and centre!!! Started off running late only to have some cuzzie in a rental car Rego GMJ675 who was tailgating but every car he came up behind he had to pass then and there weather there was a car coming the other way or not! Near head on twice and speeding all for nothing as i caught him later on going under 100kph!!! Fucking muppet, he also was crossing over the centreline trying to pass on blind corners too! Then not long after that some other cuzzies in a family wagon Rego GKD649 Now these hua's i wouldn't have a clue what this bitch was taking! They had soo many places to pass this truck but decided 1/3 down a little straight by Tainui Rd that they would pass a truck! They only just got in on the bend before the corner when a truck came round the other way, she cut the truck off she was passing and only just got in within 1 meter from being killed! So nearly saw 2 deaths today, not a great day at all! Take care on the roads out there unlike these muppets on here! See you all tomorrow for another round of the crazies!

Day 564 21/9/12

Fuck my days where the hell did all the complete morons come from today ? All day long it was filled with people that plain cannot drive! They were..... Car 1 Rego FHQ300 this guy was in a rush speeding and not indicating etc flying along Car 2 Rego FJW6 this guy passed a truck on a blind rise on a yellow line with a oncoming car that had to move over for him! Car 3 Rego ZD7038 no idea here as he ran through a roundabout in front of me causing me to slam the brake son and stop! Car 4 Rego FGD778 now this guy had no idea at all, speeding over 130 flying past cars, when he got behind me he tried to pass with a oncoming truck and had to swerve back in behind me, he then gave me the fingers as if it was my fault then took off at speed..... Car 5 Rego FJF352 this subaru passed a truck coming head on to me, i had to slam the brakes on and move left to avoid being hit by this loose nut! Also in the morning i saw a girl from TGA Intermediate get hit by a car no clue in the world at all....... Well that was the day filled with assholes and idiots at least the weather was nice eh ? Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday for another week on the roads!

Day 563 19/9/12

So Wednesday and man what a mean day! Had nice weather all day long, finished at a great time tonight and only had one asshole on the roads! What more can you ask for ? Well the asshole of the day was some wanna g in a matt black holden Rego FPA823 who was racing through Te Puke tailgating other cars cutting in and out of lanes cutting the cars off etc as he sped off revving the shit out of it as he took off etc. Not the first time i have seen this dick doing stuff like this last time he passed me and a line of other cars out of Te Puke on the median nearly causing a head on collision! That is about all for today nothing else to mention so take care on the roads there are always some idiots out there. Have a good one :)

Day 562 18/9/12

Well man there are some absolute dickheads out there!!!!! So started off the day and the whole morning was pretty good with no problems at all enjoying the mean as sunny day then came the run back...... Car 1 of the day Rego RX2858 this elderly lady was sitting on 60kph holding up a ton of cars........ Car 2 Rego FEP979 this holden driver passed a car after tailgating it for a while but he passed with oncoming cars and decided he could not make the pass so pulled straight over on the car he passed cutting it off and forcing the car to slam the brakes on and nearly hitting it! Car 3 Rego PZ9929 this absolute mongo pulled straight out in front of me and another car when we were sitting on 100kph!!! We both slammed the brakes on to avoid having a crash only to have the van pull over on the car when he tried to pass! Car 4 Rego EGW629 this old man was in the left lane at a roundabout i was in the right, when i went to come up the side he just flew over into my lane forcing me onto the roundabout!!! Car 5 Rego WP2924 yet again 2 nights in a row, exactly the same thing as last night, tailgating, speeding racing himself and cutting in and out of lanes etc. So as you can see a very eventful day with assholes all round! Over today with a very late night. Take care and see you all tomorrow!

Day 561 17/9/12

Well another week begins and how did it go you ask ? Started off late like normal due to changes in the run, then carried on and had a pretty good morning run out to Otamarakau before some dick in a Peugeot Rego CSF338 who would wander all over the road behind you trying to see to pass, i mean come on all you need to do it go near the centreline not on it to see if it's clear don't be a cunt! He also would speed off and sit right up your ass when you were passing as he had to pass at the same time like it was a race............ The rest of the day was pretty good no other drama's only the slow ones again but nothing new, the last run home i saw a RFT truck parked up in the mount fully laden with logs except 2 massive logs on the rear trailer had moved forward and fell down between the trailer and truck dragging on the ground! Just imagine if they came off the rear into a car!!! Good on you for tying them down....... Then not long after that i had some guy in a van Rego WP2924 who was speeding over 95 in the 80 zone, he was tailgating and zipping in and out of lanes no indication at all.... So yeah slightly eventful day, bring on tomorrow :)

Day 560 14/9/12

So Friday and i almost forgot to write this damn thing up haha. Only had one asshole today which was some old man driving like a right cunt, all over the road wandering, tailgating and speeding. He got caught and had a couple of fines, unfortunately i cannot remember the rego etc so owell. Apart from that the whole day was pretty good, had nice as weather which wasn't too bad a little chill i the air but nothing major to worry about. Well take care again over the weekend and I will see you all monday for another round on the roads of mayhem! See You!

Day 559 13/9/12

Thursday and only one more to go, well it was nearly none to go as i nearly got hit head on by some absolute fucking idiot wandering all over the road. This car Rego BLK286 was half in my lane at least coming towards me, i swerved over to the left and held the horn down only to have them fly across the other side of the road nearly going off that side! Fucking muppets! Apart from that the whole day went smoothly, only a few of the elderly and very slow drivers all round. Nothing else to say really as it was a pretty good day, late night home but overall not too bad :) See you all tomorrow! Friday woohooooO!

Day 558 12/9/12

Well half way through the week and it hasn't been too bad i guess ? Also on another note, sorry for the bad language i normally do not swear but need to rant a bit in here saved the road rage haha! So the idiots where do i start.......... Car 1 Rego EUH229 this dick in a Falcon was going slow as in Te Puke so i passed him, i carried on only to have him fly up and tailgate me after every car i pass he would do the same then sit up my ass, he also later was speeding, passing on yellows driving like a complete asshole etc. Car 2 Rego L340Z This Regal truck trailer was constantly crossing over the centreline and wandering within his lane, need i say more ? Car 3 Rego CBJ366 another cock speeding up to 100 in a 80 zone cutting in and out of cars racing himself..... Car 4 Rego SR9222 this boy racer in Tauranga was running red lights and going up to 80-90 in a 50 zone racing another car he had to be in front! So apart from all those dicks the day was alright! Still a bit of wind around and a good chill in the air with the cold snaps down south etc. I love this weather not too bad at all for me haha! Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round :)

Day 557 11/9/12

Where the hell did that wind come from, man it was blowing hard! Also a mean chill in the air tonight! So only 2 assholes of the day...... Car 1 Rego AHZ149 this slut was tailgating, passing on double yellows and medians, speeding etc so yeah stupid lady! Car 2 Rego GBN893 this cock would sit on a slow speed but then he kept speeding off when I got close, and the same when it was clear to pass too, he also nearly crashed twice when he just wandered straight for the left hand side of the road before swerving back! Overall not a bad day really, so see you all tomorrow :)

Day 556 7/9/12

Well it's Friday what more can i say apart from the day was alright, no hidden surprises. Weather was pretty good so yeah, no assholes only the few slow ones like normally....... Nothing really else to say which is quite rare haha. On that note, take care over the weekend to all and I will see you all Monday for another round on the roads :)

Day 554 6/9/12

So how did the day go ? Got shafted by one of the bosses today but won't go too much into that! Also had one cock of the day Rego EBY194, This dickhead Danny Te Pou from TP Communications in Whakatane would love to cut you off when you try to pass him in the other lane, he would also love to cut through the roundabout at speed only to slam the brakes on and stop just after trying to block you from passing. Good on you Danny what a fucking prick! If you too would like some great communication visit his website here http://whakatane.info/tpcommunications.html Also no wonder he has a broken and smashed rear end of his van! Apart from that it was a bloody nice day on the roads with no other drama's. Bring on tomorrow for it is another day on the roads!

Day 554 5/9/12

Fucking hell what a day! Started as a normal day, didn't get far before one cuzzie bro was driving like a dick! He was all over the road, tailgating very close and passed a line of cars then slowed right down and held everyone up! Rego was TQ4290 He later got arrested then towed! Also saw some cock in a BMW Rego FKR457 doing burnouts and taking a piss.......... Charming... Then on the way home after a very late night was a Viterra truck who ran through a roundabout nearly hitting a car that had to slam the brakes on to avoid being hit! Dick! So yeah, windy as day but overall not too badly i guess ? Take care and I will see you all tomorrow.

Day 553 4/9/12

Yeeeehaaa another day down ;) So today was damn windy most of the time and had a bit of rain in Te Puke aswell which pissed down for a bit as with the last run home, other than that is was a pretty good day! Didn't have many assholes which is a miracle! Only the slow ones, also one guy in a ute with no plates front or back i followed from Whakatane to Te Puke he would speed up then slow down this carried on the whole way as he wandered all over the road....... Well that is really all i need to say, nothing else happened haha. Take care on the roads out there, see you all tomorrow!

Day 552 3/9/12

So it's September already, where the hell has the year gone haha! Well another day down for the week and lets see how it went eh. Car 1 of the day was a car from Early Childhood Education, Rego FDE301 this person i have seen doing stupid shit before and today was no exception, they just ran straight out in front of me at a roundabout cutting me off then tailgating another car...... Good driving skills there! Anyway had the other usual slow people but that never changes...... Although the weather on the other hand was a fucking bitch, it just pissed down all day long with heavy wind blowing round like anything! So Monday is done and dusted! Bring on the rest of the week....

Day 551 31/8/12

Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday ? Nah not like that haha. So the day is done and how did it go ? Well not too badly at all which was a bloody miracle :) Only had 2 idiots of the day Car 1 Rego WU4376 this cuzzie bro was tailgating bloody close behind another car and wasn't passing at all just sat there riding his ass. Car 2 Rego CFK168 was another cuz in a Red Falcon speeding over 130 racing past cars behind me, only got a few cars ahead of me then slowed down............ So yeah not too bad, the weather was great not much wind today awesome! :) Well take care and i will see you all Monday for another round!

Day 550 30/8/12

So with thursday done and dusted let me tell you how it went eh! Car 1 of the day Rego CFU31 this dirty slut cut me off when she underpassed me when i was already getting in behind a car, all for one car spot...... Car 2 Rego YO9712 this old man underpassed a car coming into Whakatane when the 2 lanes had already finished merging, he nearly hit the car and was just about driving on the footpath to get in front of one car! Car 3 Rego YE8136 yet another person doing the same thing as above, she cut me off when i had pulled out in Te Puke, she then underpassed the van in front when the lanes had finished, she nearly took out the side of the van before taking off slowly then slowing down completely holding up everyone! So yeah, another day down lets see how tomorrow goes eh ? Although the weather was sunny but windy it was ok :) Take care and i will see you tomorrow!

Day 549 29/8/12

Wednesday, a.k.a hump day :) Over the hill and down the other side Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So how did today go you must ask ? Bloody good haha! Only had one asshole today and once again the guy driving the crane from Mcleod Cranes Rego YP1367 he sits on 60kph, understandable in a crane but come on pull over to the left and let people get past for fuck sake! There was a huge line over 30 cars backed up behind this dickhead as he putted along........... Apart from that it was a good day with nice weather all day long too! That is really all that happened today, everything else went pretty good :) Take care and will see you tomorrow!

Day 548 28/8/12

Well well well, another day down and a few more to go haha. How do we start today ? Hmmmmmm Well drivers i guess :) Car 1 of the day Rego CQJ818 this cock in his Audi cut me right off in Te Puke when he couldn't wait for a car in front of him to turn off. Car 2 Rego FKT67 this slutty bitch was speeding up and down and was wandering all over the road like a mad woman! Car 3 Rego ZI2067 was a truck from Mike Lambert, this absolute dick would speed up when it was clear to pass him and sit on the centreline! Cunt! Car 4 Rego AGN190 this fat tart was speeding off and on, passed a truck on double yellow lines and only just got in on a blind bend when cars came flying round! Gutted for her she got pulled over too! So that was the idiots of the day, the weather on the other hand was bloody awesome! Bring on summer! Take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round of fun!

Day 547 27/8/12

So another week begins and it wasn't really a bad one at all. Only one idiot on the roads that caused concern which was a truck from Direct Fuels who pulled straight out in front of me less that 100 meters as i was sitting on 100kph. Had to slam the brakes on and got down to 40kph when i got stuck behind, there was no cars at all behind me he could have easily waited 5 seconds if that but no decided to go then! Rego was BYR260 Also today i had bad weather off and on most of the time which brought the very slow ones out again. Overall not too bad, so take care once again and i will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 546 24/8/12

Man what a good day weather wise, had a awesome time driving in the sun but still some slow people on the roads that shouldn't be on the road at all! Only had one asshole today, Rego GFN924 this old man in a Atlas truck who just followed the car in front of him out in front of traffic going 100kph! We all had to brake hard as he didn't even move to the left at all! Oh and saw a nose to tail today aswell out of Waitangi when some muppet wasn't looking and went smack right next to me in the rear of another car....... So the week is done and another one is just around the corner, take care on the roads and I will see you all Monday!

Day 545 23/8/12

Grrrrrrrrr another shit day haha owell one more to go i spose! Well the idiots of the day were in force alright! Car 1 Rego DKP417 This truck from te Kauwhata pulled straight out in front of traffic from the Mill we were all going 100 and he just rolls out, we couldn't pass due to the oncoming cars so we all had to brake hard........... Good on you, another joke on the roads. Car 2 Rego ZJ1853 this old man would speed off over 110 and move onto the centreline if you tried to pass him, he also passed a car right before a blind corner...... Car 3 Rego BRY471 Another lady in a overpowered car, she in her Holden was racing no one tailgating and passing on medians as she blazed past everyone only to pull over on the side of the road after passing a huge line of cars and to top it off she had kids in the car. Yeah real good. Car 4 Rego DLF279 So once again J Swap to the rescue, speeding and tailgating this happens over and over and over with the same company they just don't seem to learn at all how to drive properly but owell sure we will see them again. Saw that White Island was puffing out a bit of smoke too so keep an eye out! Well take care and I will see you tomorrow for another round.

Day 544 22/8/12

So another fun day in the Eastern Bay! All day long was bloody nice weather, although a bit cloudy here and there it was overall nice and sunny! Which made for great driving but then the slow ones were all over the place today haha. Can't win eh! Only had one major asshole today Rego was BHA403 this boy racer in his shitty corolla was racing another car passing on yellows etc towards me, i rang the police due to the stupidity of his passing and he got caught and got some hefty fines.! So that was really it today, wasn't a bad one at all, bring on tomorrow i say :)

Day 543 21/8/12

Fuck me crashes a plenty today! Started off heading on my way and the whole morning went pretty good until the second part of the run happened haha! Headed off from Whakatane and had some guy flying up behind me, he didn't pass then but sat right up my asshole for a while before flying past, he then sat up other peoples asses and passed on medians, yellow lines etc Rego was EBK903 This driver did get pulled over by the cops and copped a few fines! Headed back to Whakatane and saw a truck in a ditch before Matata, unsure what happened there then not long later on Thornton Road there was a tractor towing a cattle trailer a bigger size one which had tipped killing one cow and all over the road it was blocking cars etc. The last run home there was some silly blonde slut Rego ECT613 who was on 80 then took off in the wet roads flying round the bends and tailgating cars, speeding over 80 in a 60 zone then tailgating again and not passing a car sitting on 60, i passed both of them only to have her fly past the other car and sit up my asshole for about 30 mins! She had no clue in the world how to drive a car! So that was really the day, oh and more fucking rain haha! Take care for another day and see you tomorrow!

Day 542 20/8/12

Where the fuck did that rain and hail come from today! Got fucking drenched haha all of a sudden just hit like thunder and all sorts going on. But apart from that the day was nice! Had bloody slow ambos travelling between 60-90kph in a 100 zone also another ambo who had no clue in the world what she was doing as she stopped at giveway signs for 3 minutes at times with cars lined up behind waiting to go! Also had some person in a Late model Lancer in blue didn't manage to get the rego but she passed a truck before a blind rise and had to pull back in due to cars coming, she did the same truck again before a blind corner and she only just got in due to the truck braking for her cause she was passing soo fucking slow, just as she got in another truck came round the bend fully laden with logs! She then slammed her brakes on and nearly got killed by getting squashed! Also heard of a crash near Otakiri road from a speeding girl crashed and got stuck in the car ? So yeah eventful day eh! Take care in the rain and remember it's not a racetrack!

Day 541 17/8/12

So it's Friday and fucking hell im glad it is haha! Had soo many assholes pulling out in front of me today it wasn't even funny! Well car 1 of the day Rego GJQ154 constantly would speed off when you tried to pass he also flew past a car then slowed right down again slower than what we were going, he then started giving the fingers and waving his arms around to me, WTF ? I wasn't doing a fucking thing, some people are pretty lost eh! Car 2 Rego FUL677 around the same time this idiot was all over the centreline constantly and was speeding over 120..... Apart from that had a pretty good day dodging assholes etc and weather wasn't too badly i spose. Well not much else eh! Take care and I will see you all Monday for another week on the roads.

Day 540 16/8/12

So another day down WOOHOO! Man there are some slow fuckers on the roads, what a nightmare with assholes from breakfast to dinner! Car 1 of the day Rego CYY139 this little slut tailgated me for ages and was all over the road aswell..... Car 2 Rego EUL759 now another cuzzie who was speeding, tailgating, passing on medians and yellows with a kid in the car and nearly hit a car when they passed it! also would speed up when ever i went to pass or they would move onto the centreline..... Well apart from that the rain came in places and it was alright for most of the day though so that was a bonus haha. So take care with the idiots once again and see you all tomorrow!

Day 539 15/8/12

Well where do i start oh that's right fucking INDIANS and MAORI's that cannot drive! What the fuck are some of them doing on the fucking roads! So today i had one asshole maori lady started passing a truck out of Kawerau Rego EUK916 coming head on towards me! No way she had enough room to pass in time so yes you guessed it i had to move over to the left and brake hard to let her in! Why she didn't pull back in behind as there was no one behind me that was a fucking joke! Then on the last run home tonight i had some fucking ragtop now these raggies always do this, they go soo fucking slow then when it's clear to pass or they come up to a passing lane they floor the fucking thing and take off! Absolutely pisses me off cause you then get stuck behind them once again going well under the speed limit! Rant over haha apart from that weather was shit and well yeah :) Take care and I will see you again tomorrow only 2 days to go, Yay!

Day 538 14/8/12

Well another day down and a few more to go........ So how did we go today you may ask, not too badly i guess. So with the assholes, hmm haha. Car 1 of the day was some cock in a Mount Glass & Glazing van who just ran straight out in front of me when i was sitting on 100kph! He didn't even move to the left, absolute fucking asshole! Car 2 Rego GDG666 this guy was speeding over 120 easy passing with no indication etc. Also saw the aftermath of a nose to tail in the mount on the way home, no idea at all! Take care as there was nothing else to say really ?

Day 537 13/8/12

So Monday eh, another week starting and it went pretty smoothly which is always good i guess haha. Started out heading on my way and only got to Te Puke when some cock in a Corolla Rego FBM268 this dick was in a line of 3 cars, there was Me then him and a car in front, the front car indicated to turn into a park, the asshole swerved straight into the right lane, i carried on in the left and was coming up to the rear of his car, i was not going to pass as it was merging just up ahead, he then just pulled straight down on me no indication again and nearly hit me, i tooted he then slammed the brakes on and was waving his arms around giving the fingers etc What a cunt! Stay in the lane your in or INDICATE! Simple isn't it ? That was the only cunt of the day the other guy was a good one in a Truck Rego TLL1 he moved over to the left and indicated when it was clear to pass. Good on ya mate, always need more drivers like you! So that was it really, oh and also saw a toddler in Whakatane who was in a pram saying "Fuck" and "Fuck Off" nice parenting cuz........ Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 536 10/8/12

So it's Friday and yet another week passes by. How did today go you may ask well it went pretty good i could say, only had one complete dick on the road and once again the guys from TD Haulage have done it again, Rego TDH46 this Kenworth was all over the road, speeding and wandering into the oncoming lane on numerous occasions, also onto the left median etc going about 90 in the 70 zone through Waitangi but who cares when your in a truck right ? Well the rest of the day went pretty good and no other hiccups! Take care over the weekend and I will see you again Monday for another week on the roads.

Day 535 9/8/12

Bloody shit balls! Man some people just should not be on the roads at all! Full stop! Well i'll get straight into it eh ? Car 1 of the day was some cock from what looked like Cinic builders but unsure on that Trailer rego was H2381 this guy had a trailer that was alot wider than his ute and should know that but don't know what he was on as he wandered all over the road and into the oncoming lane with the trailer right in there etc he was also blocking me and others by speeding up and moving onto the centreline when we went to pass him..... Car 2 Rego GDF1 not the first time for this muppet as he flew past me going over 120 easy Car 3 Rego XU9004 this old man sat on about 60+ as soon as we went to pass and it was clear he took off speeding up, he then slowed down when the traffic built up coming towards us again and again...... Car 4 Rego CRL680 Now this absolute black little slut of a bitch flew up behind me then shot past and then slammed the brakes on and cut me off when she should not have passed at all, she then passed a car up ahead with oncoming cars which she nearly caused a head on with then took off over 120-130 easy tailgating and passing with no indication etc... Car 5 Rego GAW289 another car i have seen alot of before and no exception this time over 120 tailgating and passing a truck before a blind bend..... So there you have it, oh yeah another truck crossed the centreline straight for me, i was nearly off the road to avoid him, didn't manage to get all the rego right but that's life when it's pitch black! Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow Friday!

Day 534 8/8/12

Hmmmmmm another day down and it's Hump Day haha! So the cars of the day were. Car 1 Rego EUY213 this lady was sitting in the passing lane as soon as it begun not passing well hardly! She sat up my ass tailgating she was also wandering all over the road and sitting on the median most of the time...... Car 2 Rego FMZ418 this person from Nova Gas was tailgating, speeding and passing on medians driving erratically all over the place when someone came up behind him he would take off like a cut cat! Car 3 was some cuzzie bro's in Te Puke Rego YX7917 who was pushing a toddler over the front seat into the rear.......... Now that's good parenting eh ? Also heard about a Tribesman member who ran from police in Whakatane and fell off his bike and got done over.................. Fail...... So that was the day really, had a normal day in the bay haha. Take care and see you all tomorrow :)

Day 533 7/8/12

So i'm back from a couple of days off and straight back into it! And what a day it was haha. Started off and all day long it all went pretty good only drama's were in Te Puke when a wide load truck was sitting in the right lane and the rear pilot vehicle was sitting behind it in the left blocking everyone from passing either vehicle, he then at the last second flew up the left of the truck passing it and leaving everyone stuck behind again............ Good on you CUNT! Then later in the arvo after a good day of running round there was some mongrel in Whakatane who just walked straight out in front of traffic with no care in the world at all making the other car swerve and stop to let this dick carry on walking like he had shat himself waddling along the road........ So yeah, also had a very late night as got stuffed around a fair bit but owell tomorrow is another day eh ? Take care and see you all for another round.

Day 532 2/8/12

Man some bloody slow people on the roads! Plain just shouldn't be there haha. Morning started off with one asshole Rego XK8892 who was sitting on 60kph holding up a ton of traffic and did not bother moving left... Car 2 Rego EPE615 was some boy racer that was sitting within a meter behind other cars tailgating etc Car 3 Rego A2KNP was some kid on a bike speeding along at 70+ in a 50 zone not indicating etc All day long i had slow people liked i mentioned before who held me and a ton of others up most of the day! Weather wasn't too bad until the trip home then it pissed down :( Owell off for now, take care and drive safe!

Day 531 1/8/12

August! What the fuck haha, now this year has gone fast! With the first of the month there came the absolute asshole of the week and month, a Elderly man Rego BWH811 this guy sped up and tailgated other cars and moved onto the centreline when you tried to pass him, he also passed a car with a car coming head on and he passed so slowly that the head on car had to swerve out of the way and the old man cut the car off he was passing which had to move left and skid out of the way! He then carried on wandering all over the road! Also had the normal slow as day with the nana's all over the roads and don't get me started about the run home.......... Late run and all slow ones that speed up when you try to pass them! Well dinner time now haha, take care and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 530 31/7/12

Well with the weather blown away for a day it was great to be dry! Although in being dry the assholes of the roads were still out in force! Car 1 Rego GCM952 this security car for ISCL was tailgating, speeding off and on and passing on yellow and wandering all over the road. Car 2 Rego GDQ916 this tourist nearly went into my drivers door when he tried to cut the lanes through the roundabout, then nearly into the rear of my car when i stopped at the last roundabout in Whakatane cause he was looking to the side pointing..... He then ran another roundabout and nearly got T-Boned by another car...... Car 3 Rego AFM958 this cock pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100, he was speeding over 120, tailgating and passing on corners, unlucky for him he got pulled over by the Police.......... SHAME! Car 4 Rego BRJ203 was a little tart who just ran a giveway straight in front of me, if i braked and carried on straight i would have gone straight through into the back of her car! So i had to swerve into the right lane lucky the car that was there moved forward otherwise i would be in her back seats! Lets just say she got an earful.... So yeah a ton of assholes on the roads and only a few more to go eh! Take care with the crazies out there and see you all tomorrow!

Day 529 30/7/12

So where the hell did this rain and wind come from ? All day long i have been pelted with heavy rain and gusty winds stronger than the wind out of a indians ass on curry night! With that i had a fucking shit day, got held up big time with a bulb repair on my vehicle, over 45 mins to replace a bulb! Grrrr that stuffed up my whole morning and finally caught up near 2pm haha. Well with the shit weather came the very slow drivers and people crossing over the centreline due to them not being able to drive in the rain....... That is all for now, take care and see you in the lake tomorrow haha!

Day 528 27/7/12

Friday, well it couldn't come soon enough! Haha what a day filled with the slowest drivers all over the place....... Had one asshole this morning which was sitting right up my ass tailgating and txting as he wandered all over the road and into the oncoming lane Rego was SI8179 There was another guy in a 350z who was speeding soo fast he could hardly handle the corner and just about lost it coming towards me! Cannot remember the rego but i have wrote about him before rego starts with CDE....... Like i said before the slow drivers were out in force today man were they ever! Holding up tons of traffic most of them elderly that should not be on the road at all! Well apart from that the weather was the best it's been all week which is great and the run home was pretty good too finished at a nice time tonight aswell! Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday for another week on the roads.

Day 527 26/7/12

Fuck my days man there are some absolute moronic ass monkeys out there! Lets start with i headed off and got to Domain Road when i got up behind a Diet Coke car Rego FBW996 who was tailgating very closely another one of thier cars and wandering all over the road also missed hitting a person by less than a meter when they sped through Te Puke! Not long after that there was a severe crash near Paengaroa See link So had a long wait for that....... The rest of the run out wasn't too bad till i got to Mimiha when some cock tailgating a truck came half into our lane to see as he was too impatient to wait! Rego was BAU885 Then had some tourist slut take a shit on the sand next to me when i was eating lunch! No fucking idea at all! To top it all off had some flash cunt in a Jaguar XKR Rego DYC363 who was speeding along at 80+kph at least in a 50 area cutting in and out of cars etc. There was also a old man in a Coast Clean car sitting on a giveway sign not going at all with no traffic coming so i gave him a little toot to let him know there were cars waiting but no he had a meltdown and held the horn down cursing with his friend......... Get a fucking life! It was a courtesy toot not a hurry the fuck up you old man toot....... No idea! So there you have it another fun day in the BOP! Take care and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 526 25/7/12

Well back again and what a day haha, although the weather was alright the ass monkeys still took over the roads like they own it........ Car 1 of the day Rego TDH45 this truck driver was sitting soo close to other cars it wasn't even funny! Tailgating as if he owned the road and most cars moved out of the way or pulled over due to it! Car 2 Rego ETH805 this cock from BOP Energy was speeding over 120 and riding the centreline etc. Car 3 Rego FCT249 these wanna G's were racing themself, cutting in and out of cars cutting them off and being in general little shits! Also saw a truck from HEB with a trailer which it's rego that ran out in 2003 yeah real safe eh guys! Think the plate was 1394F....... So with them and the elderly that were soo fucking slow it was a eventful day! Take care and tomorrow is a new one :) See you then!

Day 525 20/7/12

Well it's Friday :D Got to be good haha. So with the whole day there were a few idiots and that's for sure but overall a pretty good day with the nice sun beaming down. Idiots of the day were: Car 1 Rego FLR705 this person was speeding, tailgating and was weaving all over the road when he was up peoples ass.... Car 2 Rego ETK339 now this absolute idiot was racing another car going over 130 at least that is just plain stupidity! Car 3 Rego TB7526 now this person i have seen before time and time again doing the same thing so without a doubt a guy with no signage on the rubbish truck but a Foote Bins truck who was sitting on 60-70kph holding up a ton of traffic and when people went to pass he moved over to the centreline and blocked them etc. Absolute moron! Well that is it for now, take care and I will be back next week ;)

Day 524 19/7/12

So with Friday just around the corner i cannot wait! Today was pretty good all day long was going great with the nice weather beaming away, well good for winter weather haha. Only had one asshole which was some old lady in a bus who when i was already turning round a roundabout she just pulled out in front, if i had kept going she would have gone into the front of my car! No idea at all Rego was AKC360 Also had about 5 Indians from Pukehina to Te Puke who just plain should not have been let anywhere near a car let alone drive one, all over the road, speeding up and tailgating constant braking you name it they were doing it! Well that is all for now, take care and see you all tomorrow!

Day 523 18/7/12

Fucking hell what a day from hell with cunts all over the road that plain and simple should not be on the road what so ever! Car 1 of the day Rego DZZ908 this cuzzie bro had 3 young kids all under i guess 5-6 sitting in the back as thier dad tailgated cars, sped off over 120!! Car 2 Rego FMJ985 this cock was racing himself home over 130 easy cutting in and out of cars not indicating etc tailgating aswell..... Car 3 Rego one again the Stainless Factory van BQY574 who was speeding over 120, tailgating and being a downright dickhead on the road. Car 4 Rego FFE356 this muppet was sitting behind a car sitting on 85-90kph and every time i went to try and pass he would sit over on the centreline and speed up to block the gap ahead! He then decided it was a good time to pass on a blind corner with cars coming the other way!!! Also had some other fuckhead who sped up when i was passing them then they cut me right off after i had turned off on a offramp they did not indicate and pulled straight over on me! Only thing good to day was the weather and the whole first run.............. Take care on the roads, as you can see from the above drivers there are some absolute assholes out there!

Day 522 17/7/12

Well what a day, where do i start ? Started the day off and all was going pretty good, saw a logging truck pulled over for speeding and the usual assholes were on the roads holding people up but apart from that it wasn't too bad. The only bad thing about today was some absolute fucking bitch who at night was wearing all black and tried to run across the road on a bend in a 100kph area in rush hour traffic! She tried to run in front of my car, i didn't even see her till she jumped back and hit my wing mirror if i had gone left a little bit more she would have been killed! I am fucking sick and tired of cuzzies trying to run across roads when no one can see them! So spent the rest of the night in near shock from narrowly killing some slut! Well that is all for today, hope tomorrow is a better day!

Day 521 16/7/12

Well weather was SHIT all day long with rain non stop and some flooding etc most places i went............. I have no drivers to report today albeit there were a few very fucked up ones all over the place due to the rain and one accident on Thornton Road this morning. Had a late night also a crap day with most things going wrong like people giving me the wrong keys for places and so on.! Well that is really all i can write, nothing else to mention so take care and I will see you all again tomorrow for another round of the week :)

Day 520 13/7/12

It's friday, friday gotta get down on Friday ? No ? Well it is and man what a day haha, had the normal assholes all over the road causing shit whereever they went! Car 1 of the day was some young maori shit Rego TW4662 who was speeding, tailgating passing on yellow lines with oncoming cars that had to move over for him then when he was turning into a road behind another vehicle he underpassed that car to beat them turning cutting them off completely! Car 2 Rego BQT694 this cock was speeding, tailgating close as and was cutting in and out of cars racing himself........ Also had some old asshole we were all sitting behind a wide load truck going up Otamarakau hill and the truck had moved right over to the left sitting on 30kph at least, the car behind the truck did not want to pass so moved to the left but the next car did not want to pass so sat there tailgating the other guy and holding me and everyone in the huge line behind me up............. After waving for him to go and hurry up or move over so others could pass he finally took off then slammed the brakes on, i tooted then he hesitated took off and finally passed! Only to pull over just up the hill............ Talk about a complete and utter asshole, why he couldn't just move to the left and sit behind the other car that didn't want to pass is beyond me....... So yeah, also had a nice run home tonight but got a delay waiting for some stuff so was still a bit later than normal but all good. Take care over the weekend there are alot of crashes which isn't good at all! See you all Monday :)

Day 519 12/7/12

Well the 12th of the 12th and still the fucking muppets are all over the roads, honestly i think some people should have been shot at birth or swallowed before being conceived! So with that Car 1 of the day Rego EJE620 this older person was sitting behind a truck but was constantly swerving all over the road into the oncoming lane and all sorts, there was no need for that shit driving at all. Car 2 Rego DMD73 now this person should not be given a licence at all! They sat from Matata to Te Puke on 70kph!!! There was one of the biggest lines of traffic held up behind them i have ever seen! No one could pass cause of the heavy traffic coming the other way and he had tons of places to pull over! Also had the Black Power in Whakatane walking like he had shit his pants (penguin walk) holding up traffic as he walked in the middle of the road.......... So yeah weird day Oh and had some lost as person in Whakatane aswell who i think was a bit crazy who was yelling at no one and was smacking his head etc...... Well take care and tomorrow is Friday :) Lets go!

Day 518 11/7/12

Well with another long day down and only 2 to go which will be a relief haha all is going well i spose...... Car 1 of the day was some older cock in a new mazda 4x4 Rego GHL251 who was speeding with another car and tailgating me and other cars also cutting in and out of lanes Car 2 Rego CAJ830 this cock was on his phone while all over the road speeding and tailgating racing to get in front of everyone........... No idea at all. Also had the slow ones again including a truck that pulled straight out in front of me at Pongakawa and a lady who ran a roundabout in front of me in which she nearly got cleaned up.......... So eventful day but not overly busy which was great and got back home nice and early :) Take care and once again drive properly not like a fucking hoon haha, see you all tomorrow :)

Day 517 10/7/12

So it's Tuesday and man the idiots are still crawling all over the roads.... Well lets get straight to it with the assholes. Car 1 Rego BKL297 was a white Canter truck who sat on 65 holding up a ton of cars not moving over for anyone! Car 2 Rego ALU742 these cuzzie bro's sat on 120 at least flew up behind me and was tailgating, one stage nearly went right up the back of me! Car 3 Rego well a truck from RMT RMT109 was some cock bullying other drivers by running through roundabouts and cutting cars off nearly caused a couple of crashes too! Also had the usual indians pulling out in front of traffic etc and yeah, busy day overall but finished on time which was a bonus really. Take care and I will see you all tomorrow for round 3!

Day 516 9/7/12

Monday monday monday............. That is all that needs to be said really haha! So started the day and it was pretty good, the whole morning run went great untill i hit Te Puke, once again this rag head town took over with assholes, one cock went flying through the township going at least 70 zipping in and out of cars Rego was UA7938 Rest of the day went ok, got a couple of hold ups which took a while to get back up to speed but was alright, the last asshole of the day was some coconut man in a Corolla who was speeding up and down up and down in a 70kph area going up to 90+ didn't know what the fuck he was on! So that was it, take care again and I will see you all tomorrow for round 2!

Day 515 6/7/12

So with Friday done and dusted it was a weird day with assholes especially the indians on the way home coming out of the packhouses! Bloody hell they cannot drive to save there own lives! Most of the day was pretty cruisy with nice weather all day long and less traffic than normal which was great but the ones that were on the roads were all asses haha. Car 1 of the day was some cock in a Landcruiser as i left for home, he passed a huge line of cars a high speed towards me on a blind rise he had to cut the car off in front and speed over 130 at least to get in before i came around the rise and it was close to say the least! Rego was FBD132 Others were very slow people more Mike Lambert trucks tailgating and speeding which they don't normally do just a few select cunts on the roads! Apart from that it was alright i guess. Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday for another week of road madness!!!

Day 514 5/7/12

Bloody hell man what the hell are people on the roads are fucking insane! Started out busy as hell as someone at work didn't do something which unfolded on me alot, held me up and i carried on anyway, not much traffic but the ones that were on the road were slow as snails! Had 2 assholes of the day and they were. Car 1 Rego BCK369 these curry munching rags pulled straight out in front of cars sitting on 100kph! We all slammed the brakes on to avoid going into the rear of them, they carried on passed before and on a blind corner then on yellow lines! Then took off at speed...... Car 2 Rego ATE319 This young muppet was flying along Hewletts road up to 100kph cutting in and out of cars racing himself........... Also tailgating. Well that is all for now take care and I will see you all again tomorrow :)

Day 513 4/7/12

What do you do when it's a nice day ? Enjoy it haha :D Had a pretty good day which was great, everything went to plan aswell which is always a bonus too. Not many problems with drivers at all which was good, the only one worth mentioning was some cock who passed a van coming towards me.............. Rego EUQ14 Also had the same dick from last night or the night before from Stainless Factory who was speeding and cutting in and out of traffic etc being a cock. So nothing else to comment on really, pretty good! Take care and I will see you all again tomorrow :)

Day 512 3/7/12

Nice weather..........Yeah Right! All day long had drizzle then when it was time to come home it fucking poured down! Absolute bullshit haha. Anyway, the whole morning went pretty good had the usual slow ones like always but wasn't too bad i guess, all went smoothly and to plan so that was great! Got back to Te Puke and when i was leaving this lady was stuck in the left lane behind cars but she couldn't wait a few seconds and in turn indicated at the same time pulled straight over in front of me when i was coming near the back of her, i had to slam the brakes on and nearly went up her ass! Rego was FJF631 Then headed back to Whakatane for the other runs and had some cunt! try to pass a truck in the pouring rain head on to me! I had to move over to the left and he went past half in my lane!!!! If you can't see DONT PASS! So that was really it, had a good run home aswell which was awesome too. Take care in the rain and watch the idiots!

Day 511 2/7/12

So im back again after a few days off, and no change to the drivers on the roads......... Headed off this morning and everything went pretty good even the weather wasn't bad which was a bonus! Had the first asshole Rego VYRNES with a family in the car kids and all, they flew up behind me and passed going at least 120 and sat on that speed........ Also on the way home had some guys in a van from Stainless Factory who flew past after tailgating me sitting on up to 115kph, also passed on yellow lines they just had to be in front....... Rego was BQY574. So that was all for today, lets see how the rest of the week goes, heard the rain is coming.............. Gutted!

Day 510 26/6/12

Well had a nice day i guess, heavy rain at times etc which was shit haha. Also had the Naked Bus once again tailgating into Kawerau after they have been told not to. Trailer rego was 1218J or something like that, see the video of him below Also had some cock in a truck rego STLTD who ran in front of me at a roundabout then was constantly over the centreline when i tried to pass him! Rest of the day wasn't too bad, off and on busy morning which isn't too bad :) Had the usual very slow drivers on the roads again today which did hold things up at stages but overall all good. Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round.

Day 509 25/6/12

Monday and wasn't a bad one at all really :) Started off the morning late as had to get some extra stuff, carried on and only got to Te Puke when a Nutech Security car Rego DYL230 was speeding through Te Puke township and started to tailgate me, he did this for quite a while off and on until he flew past me and a truck at speed and carried on. Then the rest of the morning was running round getting back on time :P carried on and was leaving Whakatane when some silly slut in a Mazda Rego TF6455 was all over the road, over the centreline then nearly into the grass on the left, she would speed up then slow right down and acted like driving on the road was a race! She had no fucking clue as she wandered back and forth over the road at one stage nearly hitting a roadworker as she was looking everywhere but ahead! Rest of the day wasn't too bad dodged a bit of rain and so on but all good haha. Well take care and I will see you all again Tomorrow :)

Day 508 22/6/12

So it is Friday once again for yet another week that is done! Well how did today go ? Lets just say shit haha. Started off getting rear ended by some guy who was all over the road lost as all hell, once i had stopped with the traffic ahead he came flying up behind looking at the floor............ Smack! absolutely no damage to my vehicle but his bumper was rooted! Rego if his car was CQY204 Also had some very slow drivers today but overall wasn't too bad i guess, had no rain which is always a bonus haha! Had a semi later night than i would like but owell always going to happen some time eh ? Well it's friday and i cannot be assed writing anymore, take care over the weekend and i will see you all monday :)

Day 507 21/6/12

Well what can i say another day down and yet just one more to go! Had the usual really slow ones today, none worth mentioning really, had 2 with trailers tailgating each other etc holding up traffic as they sat on 70+ and one asshole in Whakatane who sat in the right lane through the Hub holding me and others before taking off racing himself ? along then trying to cut a car off and giving me the finger, Yeah real nice! Had some rain off and on for the last run home which got heavy at times but bareable haha and with the rain came the very very slow drivers..... Also when i had finished work i had some muppet drift around a corner in a company van "Carpet Court" rego BPR859, Snapped eh! Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for the final round of the week!

Day 506 20/6/12

Well only one asshole again today, gotta be good i guess ? I will name and shame them first before going on about the day :P The idiot's rego was ZK4429 i have seen this old cock before, well in saying old i guess about 40 but looks rough and drunk! He in his blue cefiro was flying along hewletts road going at least 100kph racing in the bus lane, underpassed a car then cut them off when the lanes had already merged nearly hitting him, he then took off tailgating another car before flying up in the right lane when he could of sat in the left lane only to cut another car off to pull straight over into the offramp! What a cunt! So yeah, had the usual slow ones again today but owell always get them eh! Weather wasn't too bad a little windy at times but all good i spose no major rain at all and a smooth cruisy day with it's busy bits in between the day. Well nothing else to write about really so have a good night and I will see you all again tomorrow for yet more fun on the roads!

Day 505 19/6/12

Well i cannot believe it! Had one of the most tamest days i have had in a long long time! Started out and did the whole morning run without a problem at all had a few drizzles off and on all day long aswell and a fair bit of fog on the coastline but apart from that wasn't too bad i spose haha. Only one asshole of the day which was some islander in a Honda rego FFQ995 this cock held up traffic by tailgating the car in front not letting anyone else pass as we had to pass both if we wanted to pass, he would move over blocking cars and took off over 120 at times if you got near him, tailgating very close to others and being a right cunt! Also found out that the Skoda Octavia i reported on Friday was a Dr from Tauranga Phillip Thwaite! Good on you for lying through your teeth to get out of shit from your absolute bullshit driving, I will be watching out for you again and if you drive like that again that is it! Well take care for another day and I will see you all again tomorrow for yet another round on the roads!