Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Day 333 1/9/2011

Fuck me another crazy as hell day!!!

Had my run changed a bit today which put me way back being late most of the day!!

Also had some complete fucking morons crossing the centreline and just about hit me.

Car 1 Rego PE4885 was some little cunt in a Hilux ute who came flying round a bend in a 50kph area going about 65+ in my bloody lane!!

Car 2 Rego FEP432 who was tailgating a truck and coming towards me, when going to pass he was already in my lane and was coming closer every inch he got to me! can't people just wait a few seconds till I am passed them before trying to pull out and pass when i am right there ? fuck sake, everything is a damn race these days!

So yes, that was my day very busy and full of complete muppets!! Also they have taken the car away from Kawerau that i posted a pic of on it's roof!

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow YAY FRIDAY!!!!!!

Day 332 31/8/2011

Hmmmm what a day! That is all i can say and im no Dr Seuss however you spell it!

Started out heading on my run and everything went pretty good, got to about the last straight before Matata and saw thickish fog which lasted for a bit and was cool to see.

Then after that found out that my work had added extra things into my run which cuts out a part of my lunch break, Not Happy!! so yet again no communication with me on thier part which to alot of people is a bit of a joke..........

Anyway, all day went great just carried along nicely and did the runs etc, did the second run and was going sweet too and started to head home and saw this Audi fly up behind me pretty fast, he then tailgated me as i was passing a car and truck, he then took off at about 130kph!! Rego was DGY971.

Oh another thing i forgot was on 13th ave today had some moron try and turn right where it has a sign saying NO RIGHT TURN!! he just about crashed into the front of me!! complete fucking cock!

So there you have it, another day as a Courier haha.

Take care for another day and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, August 29, 2011

Day 331 30/8/2011

Well another day in the Bay and i still have the usual assholes.......

So started off heading out on my way, only got to the Maungatapu passing lane when a subaru Rego YI4605 passed a car that was already passing in the median by the concrete median barrier on the right hand side!!! no idea at all complete muppet!

Then carried on with a bit of rain spitting off and on, got out to Whakatane and did the morning run and was heading towards Awakeri when i was behind a mazda MPV that said KORU Branding on the rear window, this old fuck did not want to be passed, he would sit on about 90-95kph and when you goto pass he would take off and pass in the stupidist places etc Rego was FSL744

Then on the way back on the first run had a Mazda BT-50 speeding off and on from 90-115 constantly up then down and up and down he had no fucking clue on how to drive a car! Rego was FWA270

Last but not least i had a silver previa on the way back to Whakatane after lunch that was sitting behind a truck not passing but constantly looking to pass and still didn't even when it was clear for miles!! so when it was clear again i passed and then later on after i was about 1.5km's ahead of him he passed and then caught me up very fast!! would have been going over 120-130 easy i reckon, then tailgated me all the way from Otamarakau to Matata dropping off about 500meters then flying back up behind me tailgating etc Rego was ETN732.

So yeah that was my day haha.

Once again to all take care and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Also here is a pic of the car that rolled in Kawerau, only just saw it lying there in the farm.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Day 330 29/8/2011

Well started the morning off following a truck who ran a red light well after it went red too! Rego was BZT106.

Then after that had a bit of light rain for most of the trip to Whakatane, also was running pretty late as had a few extra things to do! but by lunch time i had caught back up haha.

Then had the arvo and all was going pretty smoothly, saw a car that had crashed either in the weekend or early morning today which was on it's roof before Kawerau and had Police Tape all oround it etc.

Then after the late run started to head home and got to about Pukehina area when i got behind this guy in a MX5 Rego PL6511 who slowed down and was going all over the road, crossing the centreline and wandering back and forth, wouldn't have a clue what he was on but he couldn't drive haha.

So yeah pretty good day overall today which is always a bonus!!

Take care again to all and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Day 329 26/8/2011

Yeehaa, what a day!

Started out pretty good with sun shining and all was sweet, got to about Domain Rd near Papamoa and saw this little cock in his flash subaru rego FRW1 who was all over the road, i followed him all the way to Whakatane and this is what i saw from him.

I saw him pass on double yellow lines and on medians, tailgate others, pass with oncoming traffic and erratic behaviour like speeding then slowed down to 90 so i passed him, he started going right back about 500m or so behind me then would come right up and pass me only to slow down again etc. So called the police and found out this mongrel was wanted due to other charges etc and he got pulled over in Whakatane and got issued tickets etc no fucking idea at all.

So then after that did my whole morning run without a hitch and went back for lunch and off again for round 2 haha. That's when i had a Hilux Surf thing in Te Puke who nearly hit me when he went to pull in front, he then cut me off later on through Te Puke and was speeding and tailgating etc just being a complete asshole.

The rest of the day after that was all good and no problems what so ever :)

So with that note, take care and have a good weekend!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Day 328 25/8/2011

Yet more complete and utter cocks on the roads today!!

Well once again headed off on a day that looked like it could have rained but didn't which is good :)

Came across a Mitsi wagon Rego EZR199 who was sitting on 60kph in a 100 zone holding up lines of traffic!!! didn't bother moving over though fuckin imbecile!

Had a good truckie from Mike Lambert let me know it was all clear to pass today which was awesome!! then not long after had another cock who was in Kawerau speeding over 120, tailgating others and passed on yellow lines Rego was ZG7524.

Then had a Corolla shoot up behind me was going over 120 at least he then sat behind me going back and forth over the centreline multiple times, and passing on yellows aswell! Rego ASE149.

Last but not least had a holden who was in the middle lane at Maungatapu and i was in the right, i had just come up the side of him and he pulled straight over on me, no indication and didn't even bloody look the cunt! Rego is DWW188

So yeah, that was my day. Glad it is over!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Day 327 24/8/2011

Only had 2 wankers today which was a miracle haha.

Morning was great headed out on the way with another nice day in the sun, did all the morining run and all was well cruising along although a little bit pushed for time haha, wasn't till i started heading back when the assholes came along.

Well all except a Linfox truck which i think is one of the other Provincial ones who flicked his indicator and let me know it was all clear, you legend!! Need more courteous people like you around!!

Anyway had a truck from NZL Group rego BQW451 who sat soo far up my ass if i had tapped the brakes he would have been up me!! absolutely no idea how to drive a truck properly at all!

Then not long after that i had some silly fuckin tart in her new Ford Falcon rego EUL625 who sat in the passing lane not passing holding up traffic as she fucked along most likely adjusting her vibrator as she couldn't drive!!!

So yeah that was my day, better than yesterday though! Take care and see you tomorrow :)

Monday, August 22, 2011

Day 326 23/8/2011

Well today i have just about seen it all!!!

I will start with the morning though and get the rest of the day out of the way....

Morning run went all smoothly with only a few holdups like roadworks and the usual slower driver etc, got into Kawerau and the first idiot of the day appeared. It was a maori family who's toddler was jumping all over the back seat unrestrained........ no care in the world by the mother at all! rego was ENR888

Then got back after a nice drive in the sun, had some lunch then back off, did kawerau then Edgecumbe and was coming along heading towards Awakeri when i saw this person flying along in the air!!! i was like wtf! saw heaps of steam and a car in the ditch on it's side after rolling along, what i guess happened is she was going too fast lost control had a head on and rolled with no seatbelt on only to be flung out of the window!!! She did not look too well and wasn't a good sight at all!

So yeah another shit day....... Take care again to all and wear your seatbelts for god sake!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Day 325 22/8/2011

Fucking hell there are some complete cunts out there!!

The moring went bloody awesome started out with this mercedes driver though who was going slow as then took off when i went to pass him, but after that it was cruisy as.

Also had a K&S Freighters truck move right over and let me pass, gave him a courtesy toot he did the same and carried on!! This is once again a good professional trucker! Good on him!

Time for the name and shame part again *sigh*

Car 1 Rego CYA317 was a silver Kenworth truck who i saw tailgating a car very closely out of Te Puke this arvo don't know what drugs he was on, no idea at all.

Car 2 Rego XK3715 was a Red Accord who sat up my ass one stage nearly went up it!! and was speeding etc and cut a truck off when he flew up the side of the truck when the lanes had merged already!

Car 3 Rego FTM938 just about killed me when he crossed the centreline on a bend in the road i had to swerve over to the left and he just missed me!!

Car 4 Rego BTG775 was a van from ESS or E.S Services who i see regularly speeding and being the floppy cock he is overtaking at speed quite fast, tailgating cutting cars off etc.

Car 5 Rego DJW367 was a lady with kids in the back who didn't even look right when she ran through a roundbaout and i just about hit her!!

Car 6 rego i didn't get was a Ford trnsit who passed a truck just before a corner and just about hit the car in front of me and also me aswell!! don't know what he was thinking passing right before the bend!!!

So yeah that was the day from hell really..........

Like i always say TAKE CARE on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow, hopefully not as bad as today!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Day 324 19/8/2011

Fucking hell what a slow bloody day!!

Started off getting held up by some thick fuckin old man who had no clue on how to drive at all when driving his old bedford along at 60kph!!! holding up lines of traffic Rego is RH2819

Also had another old man towing a camper going the same speed also holding up lines of traffic who i got stuck behind from Te Puke to Matata Rego R312G

The whole day was spent getting held up by extremely slow drivers!!! Wouldn't have a clue why they couldn't stick to the speed limit, must be something in the water ?

Had some fucking cock wanna be gangster too in Kawerau who ran a stop sign forcing me to slam on the brakes for this muppet only for him to pull into the next road!! also it was all clear behind me but no, that is not the Kawerau way, has to be in front!!!! Rego FSH949 and was a blue Rav4.

So yes, very very slow day which i am glad is over now!!

Take care over the weekend and i will see you all again Monday.

Day 323 18/8/2011

So yeah another average day today with another few idiots once again.

Car 1 today was a Eagle truck (no suprises there) who passed a car & trailer on yellow lines coming towards me! had to slow down to let him carry on when not far behind me it was all clear for him to pass anyway Rego was EHT274

Car 2 Rego FLM951 was a Mike Lambert truck who was sitting right on my ass, not like i could do anything with another truck in front of me and no passing areas all round.......

Car 3 Rego DAY155 was a CRV who blocked me everytime i tried to pass him

Car 4 Rego CAZ915 was some cock who cut me off the sped off and cut another car and sped off again and tailgated more cars......

So yeah an eventful and quite busy day today!! but weather was damn awesome!! loved the sun and cruising along the whole morning went without a hitch.

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow, Friday!!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Day 322 17/8/2011

Well had a pretty tame day today which is bloody rare as hens teeth!!

Started off the day heading out again like always, enjoying the cool fresh air and nice clear weather, carried on with the run with no problems at all and did all the morning part in Whakatane but when heading into Kawerau had this lady in front of me who was following a 4x4 ad she would do everything he would do, he would pass a car and she would do the same, she did that with traffic coming head on too!! also tailgating and wandering all over the road too!! Rego was ESL274

The last car of the day was from Jacks Machinery in Whakatane who pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100kph!! i had to slam on the brakes as I had no where to pass at all!!! Rego was EQN915

So yeah busy day apart from that with heaps of items to be picked up etc......

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Monday, August 15, 2011

Day 321 16/8/2011

Well man what a day, had a fair few cocks on the roads today!!! Probably more than i have had before.

Assholes of the day are

Car 1 Rego ENE876 who was in a Mitsi outlander was speeding over 120, tailgating and passing cars on corners!!

Car 2 Rego CTD691 Legacy was going over 80kph in the 50 zone whipping round corners and speeding round

Car 3 Rego ERM87 was a ford Transit van who tailgated me was also speeding

Car 4 Rego GAP379 silver Skoda with some elderly man driving a mere 30kph!!! Need i say more ?

Car 5 Rego DQN744 shot past me over 120 and sat on that speed

Car 6 Rego FZA979 which i think was the worst of today by far, this elderly man pulled out from Maketu Rd onto the main Highway as we were going 100, the car in front swerved to the left and just about hit the barrier when passing him, the next car just about went up the back of this old cunt, and i had to slam on the brakes to avoid going up the back aswell. He then in Te Puke slammed on the brakes for a lady waiting to cross in the grass median, the van behind him nearly ran over the top of this old cock they held the horn down and the old man didn't know what the fuck was going on, wouldn't have a clue how he got his licence at all........

So yeah they were the complete and utter morons that filled my day with trauma and fun. Most of the day was alright apart from them, the morning was still a fair bit cold but then turned out all good by Mid morning which was good for running round in.

Well once again sorry for the cursing :) and take care on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Day 320 15/8/2011

Well only did half a day today! That was thanks to a JSwap truck rego ESF709 who crossed the centreline and came straight for me on the Maungatapu bridge!!! I was as far left as i could go before hitting the barrier and this complete cunt of a truckie kept on coming!! No fucking idea on how to handle a truck at all should not even have a licence if this is how he drives!

So yes that incident sent me home as just didn't feel that good afterwards.......

Also morning run i had some hobo in a Hiace van run the roundabout which i had to stop and wait for.... Rego is CPL742.

So yeah oh and saw some snow on Tarawera Mountain which was pretty cool to see! was a cold day that's for sure!

Well take care and i will see you again tomorrow.....

Friday, August 12, 2011

Day 319 12/8/2011

Well today didn't go too badly still had some wankers on the roads but nothing unsual about that really.....

The morning was all good headed out to Whakatane and not a problem at all some slower traffic but not really that bad, did the morning run through Whakatane and went out towards Kawerau when this lady pulled straight out in front of me form a driveway and was all over the road, most likely drunk (not uncommon round there) and no seatbelt and also looked too young to be driving, Rego DUH309.

Then not long after that i had a old as mitsi chariot rego BBJ106 who would speed off then slow down etc and this guy was all over the road nearly hit a truck aswell and was just back and forth over the centreline.......

So after that did the rest of the trip back and lunch then back out again, got to Whakatane in the arvo and was travelling along when this cunt of a person pulled straight out infront of me and another car as we were going 100!! had to slam on the brakes to avoid going up the back of this black hua Rego is EPN818.

So yeah, day was alright i guess haha, glad it is Friday though

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Day 318 11/8/2011

Fucking hell what a morning!! had the heavy as rain all morning pouring down like someone pissing in your face haha, and this is the only rain we have had for a while now which was weird to have it soo hard etc but owell got through it all good and the afternoon cleared up a bit better so not all bad.

Only bad things that happened today were the 3 drivers who crossed the centreline heading straight for me, i don't know what the fuck these people were doing but man it was just pure bullshit!! Only driver i managed to get the plate for was this one, rego ADM248 and was a Grey primera........

Rest of the day was taken up by elderly going real slow and one old man who was giving way to traffic at a roundabout to the left!!! Yes the left not the right like any normal person!

So yeah, that was the day really. Take care once again to all and i will see you all again tomorrow, Friday!!!

Day 317 10/8/2011

Man what a day filled with roadworks and assholes...........

Started out with more roadworks once again most of the way to Te Puke, when in te Puke i had my first cunt of the day who was an old man, why he was on the road i will never know, he was in the left lane ok then all of a sudden when i was nearly at the back of him in the right lane he pulled straight over on me to go round the roundabout........... I could have killed the old guy if i plowed in the drivers door!!! Imagine how i would feel after that ? No fucking idea at all Rego was BRF747 so be on the lookout for a Red Rav 4!!

Then not long after that there was more roadworks past the Golf Course so yet another detour............ I really didn't see much wrong with the road there but then i only drive on it all day long!!!! so more delays etc when heading back.

Most of the day didn't run too badly though was pretty busy but overall a good day!

Did the rest of the day and started to come home after i had to wait ages for some people etc, after that on the way back had a guy from J Swap who was tailgating other cars and speeding over 110 easy! rego DLF279

So yeah that was the day, oh yeah also saw a Nose to Tail by the golf course aswell not a good sight but then they should be looking where they are going and they would not have a problem..............

So once again take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Monday, August 8, 2011

Day 316 9/8/2011

Shit what a day haha, some pretty shocking drivers on the roads today!

Started the morning and all was going good i did the morning run and was heading out to Kawerau when the first Mongrel flew up behind me and sat up my ass before passing going over 130kph Rego is DBW198

Not long after on the same roads on the way out i had yet another Honda with a maori lady eating her KFC Potato & Gravy sit right up my ass she nearly hitme at one stage, she then passed me going over 130 all over the road crossing the centreline etc Rego XZ7719

Then the next run out there had yet another maori guy in his shitty mazda familia who was sitting on 90 so i passed him along with alot of others, he then came flying past us all going over 120! then slowed right down again after cutting us all off! rego is PF7748

Last but not least was a Bunnings truck form te Puke who sat right up my ass for qute a while, lets just say he wasn't liked by the Manager!! Rego was UG4922

So yeah, that was the day and glad it is over for now, only good thing was there was no rain!!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Day 315 8/8/2011

Man what a good day! :D

Started off with what looked like it was going to be a shit day weatherwise then it completely turned round the other way and had sun most of the day sizzling away which was awesome!!!

So really not much to say at all, oh the roadworks coming out of te Maunga is a fucking joke! the road muppets have taken the last passing lane away and turned it into another 50kph area so not only me but other vehicles cannot pass anyone at all and are now stuck behind them untill Te Puke if not longer!!! adds and extra at least 10 mins to my total time on the way there! doesn't seem like much but it all adds up!

Only had one assholes of the day which was a lady from Gen-I who would sit on about 90 then when ever there was a straight or somewhere to pass she would take off to about 110kph!! complete muppet, rego was DZH301

So yeah that was the day really, not too bad at all, take care once again and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Day 314 5/8/2011

Fuck my days this morning was the busiest i have had i reckon!

Started out heading off and only got to Te Puke when the first "Cunt of the Day" came along rego CNK450 was some old hua of a lady who had a child 3-4 years old standing up on the back seat jumping round mother had absolutely no care in the world!!

Not long after i had a maori chap in his Camry who was sitting on 90kph then when i passed sped up to over 120!! finally got passed him and he sat up my ass for ages then slowed right down!!! Rego is WR8711

Then i had some cock in his Impreza rego CSG769 who tailgated me then sped off over 120 passing cars and me on a yellow line, i passed him later on when he was caught napping waiting to pass haha! Fool!

and if that wasn't enough had a Primera rego BCS760 who was tailgating other cars and trying to pass on a median and would speed up and slow down constantly etc.......

So yes that was the assholes but i had in the morning alone an extra pickup when i was running late, i also had an older lady who had done her hip in and just had an Xray but couldn't get in her car so i moved it for her into the carpark only to have some selfish maori guy hold his horn down at me for stopping as we all know he owns the road doesn't he ? so that the older lady could get in her car easier than in the angled parks she was in! so good deed for the day too :P

So yeah apart form that and a near head on with a petrol tanker headig out to Whakatane on the way home everything went alright i spose haha.

Well take care and i will see you all again Monday :)

Day 313 4/8/2011

Well different day same assholes..........

Started out heading off on my way, fueled up and off we go, got to Te Maunga and saw this Prelude parked on the side of the road as i was going 100, i then got close to it and yes she pulled sraight out in front of me!!! i slammed on the brakes and nearly cleaned the ginger bitch up!! Rego is RI3892, she got pulled over by the cops not long after :)

Then a little bit later from that crap i was near Pongakawa when this K&S Freighters truck pulled straight out in front of me and another car from the BP Station, we both put the brakes on hard as this complete cock put his size to the limit! By no means was this guy a Professional driver! Rego FYA262

To top it of on the way out again after lunch had some tosspot in his Pink Tiida rego FRL1 who shot past me over 120kph then was cutting corners not indicating etc and tailgating others........

Also with all that i had people nearly hit me head on when they were wanking themself not driving.....

So yeah, glad to be back home safe haha, take care again and will see you again tomorrow :)

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Day 312 3/8/2011

Man what a slow day :O

Morning run started out all ok heading out there, had a few people driving like tools but apart from that it was running smoothly, well that is untill i started heading back........

Got just out of Matata and got stuck behind 6 trucks yes 6!! all of the were all tailgating each other so no one could pass at all which i find fucking disgusting behaviour from people that call them self "Professionals"! finally got past them after a hell of a long time behind them and carried on!

Had some lunch then back out on the second run, had a couple of tossers the first one behind a Subaru who was on 100 then would take off over 120 and slow down again and when i catch up speed off again, Rego is CHD465

Then not long later in Kawerau had some Maori person just run through a stop sign obviously could not read where it says STOP! and right in front of me then putted along at about 30kph! Muppet! Rego is ECA652

After that had the usual people pulling out in front of me and travelling slow etc but plotted along nicely was still running a bit late but all was good..........

Well that was the day really, take care to all and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, August 1, 2011

Day 311 2/8/2011

Man another day with complete muppets all over the roads!

Started out heading on my way and the whole way out there was all good i guess, i then did all the morning run without a problem and i started coming back and well yeah it turned to shit haha.

Car 1 rego DTW111 was some complete cunt most likely wacked off on P sitting so close to my assholes i could not see his Bonnet!! he was tialgating me when i was passing and i was stuck behind another car so i could not do anything anyway, he then took off next one and was going over 90 in a 50 area!!

Car 2 Rego BUR383 was a lady in a BOP Golf car who went to pass in the passing lane but just sat there doing nothing, later on she tailgated other cars and sped through Te Puke just about ran the crossing and hit a person!!!

Car 3 Rego ALM892 was a Red Commodore in which this lady ran the roundabout right in front of me like it was a Slip Lane i just about went through her door!

Car 4 Rego FJE489 was the most fucked up person today! this guy from King Tony Tools (Fox & Gunn) was speeding over 120, he was not indicating when passing etc, he also pulled out in front of another car which was going 100 and he had to pass him due to this but then he started to pass another car just when the guy he pulled in front of started passing so there was 2 cars passing at the same time!! so yeah, just about caused a huge crash but owell hes gotta get where he's going no matter of the consequences eh ?

Also all day i had people and trucks pulling out in front of me even when i had no cars behind me i was like WTF learn how to drive...........

Owell tomorrow is another day, Oh yeah i also had some people leaving Whakatane who sped up when i went to pass them then slowed right down afterwards.......... Completely no idea what so ever!!

So once again i say TAKE CARE ON THE ROADS!!!! But most people don't seem to listen!