Monday, May 30, 2011

Day 270 31/5/2011

Hmmmm well only 2 morons today haha.

Started out the day real good and had a decent smooth run throughout the morning :) sun was shining and cars were behaving (slightly) :P

Then came the afternoon! car 1 which was some maori company rego WERA1 who was inconsistant with the speed, started very slow then off at over 120kph then back down and off again!! no idea at all.

And then there was car 2 haha, this idiot who works for DB Plumbing passed 2 cars on a median then on double yellow lines and nearly hit a car when doing so as they moved round the car in front that was turning etc, he then took off at 120+ easy, rego was DMF436.

So yeah apart from that, oh yeah and i had some little tart run a roundabout and i nearly cleaned her up!! silly bitch!

Well that was my day :) take care and i will see you all again tomorrow!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Day 268 30/5/2011

Bloody hell!!! what the fuck do people think they are doing driving cars when they obviously cannot!

The whole day was filled up with fucking cunts to be politely haha.

Car 1 was a truck..... rego YX8562 and would block people from passing by sitting on the centreline and tailgating the truck in front of him!! complete wanker.

Car 2 was a green hilux van rego BCJ593 who was going over 120 etc did this for a while.

Car 3 a Legnum wagon rego DPJ335 who was speeding off and on and passed a line of cars on a median with oncoming cars in which they had to move over for his stupidity!

Car 4 was some monkey too low in his car to even see properly, was a black mercedes rego FJZ795 who was all over the road and tailgating and sometimes half in the other lane, he almost had a head on at one stage due to his absolute shit driving!!

Car 5 last but not least, and it's another truck! rego ZF3137 who works for Hortworx, he pulled out of a sideroad when i was going 100 he was well behind me, he then all of a sudden pretty fast was right up behind the car behind me.......... tailgating and he was going over 120!!! silly fucker!

So yes that was my day............... Bloody glad to be back home alive!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Day 267 27/5/2011

Well only had a few wankers today, that's a start i spose haha.

Morning wasn't too bad until i got to Whakatane well near there, i was behind a truck who got up to 110kph!!! and yes he had a trailer on aswell, he also tailgated another car and would constantly cross the centreline on the corners, rego is ZA8122

And during the day had the usual slow drivers and the ones who cut me off etc which is normal really! oh and roadworks and rain *sigh*

Then came the afternoon! and had this fucking tosser who through the Hub which is a 80kph area was going 100 easy! he then carried on at over 120kph out of Whakatane passing cars pretty fast only to go to his house in Matata, what a fucking cock! rego is ETN753 and is a Blue Ford Focus XR5 turbo.

So yeah that was really my whole day, wasn't really much to say about it as you can see above :P

Well take care and have a good weekend :)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Day 266 26/5/2011

Yet another shit day weather wise!! and to go with that was the real bad drivers!!!

Most of today was taken up my complete fucking assholes including this indian who was costantly indicating when he clearly could not pass anyone, he then passed on a blind corner!!! could have killed someone easy rego was DCQ395.

Also through out the day i had 4 vehicles who crossed the centreline and almost hit me!!! and don't get me started about trucks, just say a couple of years ago you would be behind a truck and they would move tothe left and indicate when it was clear to pass etc, now you would not get that with about 98% of the truck drivers! most of them today sat near the centreline with the massive overspray from the rain etc so passing was a definate NO!

If i was a truckie, and yes i know i am not! i would be one hell of alot more courtious than the majority on the roads today! complete fucking cowboys!

Also on the way home had some wanker sitting right up my ass! rego was EAM119 in the pouring rain and all!


Well that is my day, cannot really be fucked writing anymore, pretty stuffed for now.

Take care for now and i will see you tomorrow if i survive!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Day 265 25/5/2011

Ha what a interesting day!!! man it was crazy from truck's crashing to other slow drivers and all!

Started out heading out to Whakatane like a daily occurance :P and enjoying the sun got to Otamarakau before the Matata coast and saw 2 trucks after they had collided with each other! one apparanty fell asleep and went straight into the other one etc wrote off one truck and a trailer unit!! so yeah pays to wake up bro!!! lucky i wasn't a little bit earlier!! scares the shit outta me thinking about a truck driver falling asleep and coming straight for me!

Well that was that this is now so the rest of the day was alright, a bit slow with road watchers taking thier time and so on, had some stupid lady aswell who sat up my ass then was in the right lane but wanted to go left so cut me off instead of going round the roundabout and coming back etc, she then continued on and sat in the passing lane with me behind her but she didn't move over!! she then was speeding through the town and cutting off cars, pulling in front of them and all sorts!!!

Also the usual slow drivers and that.

That was really my whole day........ so yeah, take care and i will see you all again tomorrow!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Day 264 24/5/2011

Fucking hell what the fuck are people on the roads doing ???

Today was one of the worst days for holdups i've had!!

This morning started late and had extra pickups aswell!! i then got stuck behind a oversize tractor who would not pull over and had about 100+ cars behind him, finally got past after about 10 mins!! then i had a grader which was the same, also had truck after truck lined up behind and pulling out in front of the grader which held me up more!! one stage i saw 7 trucks in a row, fucking hell haha.

On top of all that i had cow stops for crossings etc and i had road works and line painters!! i also had traffic jams in te Puke all the way to Waitangi cause people do not know how to drive!!!!!!!

Anyway, some of the bad drivers today are........

Car 1 rego FYE48 was a WRX who shot past me sitting on about 120+

Car 2 rego ZW9468 who when i was passing and others she pulled straight out in front of me to pass the other car in front, she didn't look to see if it was clear just pulled out!!!

Well that was my day.......... take care and i will see you again tomorrow!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Day 263 23/5/2011

What a nice day! had pretty mint weather and the drivers today were all good except a couple haha!

The morning was great, headed out but got stuck waiting for a truck which blocked the driveway etc so waited about 8 mins for him to move his fat ass! after that it was pretty much free-flowing :P.

Only drama today was a truck rego ZM9654 who was parked in Awakeri and pulled straight out in front of me when there was no cars behind, i had to slam on the brakes and stop to let him carry on when he was going to the next road about 40+ meters up the road!!! complete fucking moron!

But overall had some nice drivers let me in a que when i was waiting for ages etc and some nice truckies who let me pass and so on, so yeah pretty good day :)

Now fingers crossed for tomorrow haha, take care and see you tomorrow!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Day 262 20/5/2011

Finally had a good day without too many idiots. WOOHOO!!! haha.

Started uot a little slow with extra pickups etc but then as the day went on it quitened down a bit and was nice and cruisy so got to take my time and relax enjoying the sun while it lasted as it went dark pretty fast tonight!, and apart from that only had a few slow cars on the roads overall which was all good.

Also to my amazement was 2 campervans who when i came up behind them both of them when they could pulled over to let others and me pass, the only stink think no one else acknowledged them at all, so i gave the a couple of courtesy toots :) haha so yeah thanks to the 2 campers!!!

Well that is really all of the whole day! oh yeah and saw some guy in a 4x4 near Pukehina overheat his wagon :S that's all :P

Take care for now!! & have a good weekend :)

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Day 261 19/5/2011

What the fuck is with the drivers who cannot drive ???

End of the night had tons of cars in Te Puke who just can't drive to save themselves, all of them slaming on the brakes and stopping for nothing also slowing down for no reason this happened all through Te Puke!!! no wonder there are soo many crashes there, no one knows how to drive!!! must all be on the weed!

Anyway apart from that only had one crap driver who at one of the roundabouts in Whakatane just rolled straight out in front of me, i nearly went through her drivers door!!! rego was PP220 and was this shitty honda civic!

Rest of the day was alright with weather that was all nice and clear, just had the real bad sun strike heading home which is a bitch haha.

Owell can't complain too much, no one listens :P

Well take care on the crazy roads and i will see you again tomorrow!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Day 260 18/5/2011

Well slap my balls and call me jimmy!! man what a shitty day. Yes another one!

Well started out ok i guess till i got to Domain Road near Papamoa when some Western BOP Council truck changed lanes and cut me off, then slowed down to hold me up, then once we got into Te Puke he sped up to over 70kph!!! what a cunt, his rego is FCJ19

I then had another idiot as soon as i got inot Whakatane! i was in the right lane when it was ending and i started to merge in behind a holden and so on, this old man in his RVR came up the left of me and missed scraping down the side of my door by a few inches!!! he then carried on pushing his way through, i had to slam on the brakes and held the horn down but to no avial didn't even think he heard me!!! some people should not have a licence at all!!! owell the rego was CAP977!

Then if that wasn't enough, the rest of the day was great! and nice weather etc nice and fresh wind which was great for running around in and then heading home from Te Maunga to Maunagatapu the passing lanes there this asshole i saw with another car racing each other in and out of cars underpassing and so on. He then came flying up behind me in the left lane and sat right up my ass i couldn't even see his lights! and he did this to the end of the passing lane cutting of the car in the right lane which was originally just behind me as he was going to pass................. rego was IW7537 and it was a Candy red Ford Escort!!!


Well that was my day, yay............. take care once agian and i will see you all again tomorrow!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Day 259 17/5/2011

Bloody hell what a day! and again!

Started out not too bad at all like most days haha then it just went downhill from there!

Battled the day with the wind once again, getting stronger it feels, also the usual idiots on the roads!

Today i had 3 idiots First one is a guy who shot past me going 130kph+ and had a baby seat in the back which i couldn't believe anyone would do this with a kid in the back (if he did or not ?) rego was CBH575

Then i had some lazy fucking maoris in thier XR8 who just rolled straight out in front of me at a roundabout in Whakatane then heading to Matata they tailgated other cars and would also be speeding on a off going 120+ etc, rego is Y02916

Last but not least had some little fucks in thier GTI-R pulsar thing who whipped past me in a passing lane going over 130-140kph!!! rego is BABGTR................ no regard to anyone else on the road if he lost control but no in his mind he is the best driver, like everyone else who speeds!

if that wasn't enough one of the building i go into to pick up from had the lock jammed or something went wrong with it, so then i got stuck there for 15 mins or so, got back late as and that was my day...............

Bring on Friday haha!! take care and i will see you again tomorrow!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Day 258 16/5/2011

Man there are some assholes out there haha.

Didn't have too much rain today, only a heavy stint when i got into Te Puke but that was all, other than that is was nice sun but had some real bad wind! blowing all over so yeah.

Now the name and shame list haha.

Started with this tosser in the Terrano who was sitting on the centreline and speeding etc all from Te Puke to Matata rego was BZH738

Then i had a guy in a Whakatane District Council ute rego EYY485 who i saw behind me a fair bit but caught up very fast! and passed straight away and carried on speeding into Whakatane.

Also i had yet another cockface who under passed me then cut me off when the lane finished then straight after nearly went up the back of the car in front due to him txting!! complete cunt. Rego was PE3343.

and last but not least had some Monkeys in a Higgins pickup with trailer going 105 and tailgating other cars etc rego was CLH807 had no idea what he was up to, asswipe.

Well that was my whole day of wankers :P

On that note i will leave you all for a good night and i will see you again tomorrow for more fun and excitement.................

Friday, May 13, 2011

Day 257 13/5/2011

Bloody hell what a day haha, from Tourists to Elderly men who cannot drive!

The day started out with nice weather again which was great, then i got to Whakatane and it was still alright, a little bit overcast but not raining which was good haha :P

Then on the way home came the first of the idiots!

Had the first cock faced monkey exiting Whakatane who underpassed me after the lanes had merged and cut me right off!! this was the Elderly man rego was DMT207

Then in Te Puke i had this indian hua who was sitting on 70kph holding up traffic for miles! rego was CYY291 and she didn't even move over for anyone!

I then had the 3rd asshole for the day! who did the same thing basically as the old man and passed me when lanes had finished and slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front that i had merged in behind! rego was EHY409

and last but not least, had some tourist in a Hyundai thing who was driving irratically passing in places like blind corners with trucks coming head on!!! no idea at all, the car was from Jucy Rentals whom are a complete cunt to talk to regarding complaints! and cannot remember the plate of this car owell.

so yeah eventful day, well i am off for a damn sleep :P

Take care and i will see you all again Monday :)

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Day 256 12/5/2011

Yay finally a decent day!!! weather was good but warm and the drivers were at least tame haha.

Started out great heading down the way and along the coastline taking my time and cruising :) got into Whaktane and had a pretty good run there and through Edgecumbe & Kawerau etc, and the run back was great, had one asswipe on the way home who shot past me going about 130ish but apart from that all went pretty good :)

Well not much really to say haha, take care and i'll see you tomorrow, Yay Friday :P

Day 255 11/5/2011

Well Shit weather means shit drivers which in turn means shit day!

Hmmm where do i start............. First asshole of the day was some Indian who was sitting on 65kph!! didn't bother moving over for anyone!

Then came the complete morons, had this one guy who passed on a corner with oncoming traffic which had to pull over just to avoid this cunt, rego was ESK368 and was a Toyota Camry.

Then came the trucks............. and yes another Rotorua Forest Haulage truck! rego was DRS698 and was a Scania R470 ? anyway when i was behind this complete fuckwit, he cut a van off that was going to pass him in a passing lane by moving straight over on him when he was just at the trailer! he then cut the next car off he passed as he did not have enough time to pass etc, then on the next passing lane i passed him only to see him sitting on the bumper of a car within a meter! i have never seen a truck sittin this close to another vehicle before, pure disregard to anyones safety and life! he also carried on this dangerous behaviour through Te Puke.

This has got to be one of the thickets fuck heads i have seen on the road! and i also talked to the Boss of the company or in charge of driver complaints etc who was Tony and to be honest he didn't seem like he gave a shit at all!


If this wasn't enough after all the rain and crap i was heading along the motorway at 100kph then a boy racer in his shitty civic pulled straight out in front of me when it was all clear behind me, i had to force the brakes on bloody hard and came within a meter from going up the back of this cunt! rego was DCE740 i held the horn down and flashed the lights all he could do was give the fingers! Would have been a better story if i had gone up the back and called the police eh :)


Well that was my day :( take care to all except the cunts listed above :)

See you tomorrow!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Day 254 10/5/2011

Yet another shit day :P

More very slow drivers and campervans etc also people still not moving out of the passing lane when not even passing!

All morning went pretty well had barely any cars from Pukehina to Whakatane except one lady who on a straight lost control and spun into a bush/fence and wrote her car off (shame) should pay more attention!

Also had the usual road abuse Maori on the road where they think they own all the land and road im driving on! try again cuz!

Apart from that and the slow ones it was an alright day i guess........... sun was out all day and sunstrike heading home! damn there was sun haha.

Well that is really all for today :)

Once again to all, take care on the roads and drive safely!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Day 253 9/5/2011

Fucking hell what the hell are these drivers taking ? gotta be something like crack to be this stupid!

Had a couple of major idiots today, one included a silver lexus who passed a truck on a yellow line with the median after the 2 lanes had merged rego was DHS468.

Then after that i had another asshole who passed on a turning median then on a yellow line and median with oncoming traffic! he then just laughed like it was a game, rego was FLA662.

The rest fo the day was taken up by extremely slow drivers like old nana's driving at 70kph and people who do not know how to STAY TO THE LEFT!!! in the passing lane when not even passing and holding everyone up like the fat whore heading to Maungatapu tonight!

Well the only good thing about today was the weather! at least one good thing haha.

Apart from all that shit it was alright i guess................

Once again take care and i will see you again tomorrow.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Day 252 6/5/2011

Man what the hell is with all the fucking retards on the roads!!!

Started out with some fuck in a Page Contruction ute who was speeding, zipping in and out of cars he was speeding in te Puke aswell going 75 in the 50 area and tailgating other cars what a cunt, rego was WO1765.

Then after nearly the whole day and some fucking black bonga (can't spell it haha) who was sitting on 70kph i passed so what does he do, he puts his fat finger in the air and gives me the finger and honks his horn. Well speed up you fat fuck!!! stop eating all the KFC cuz!

Then i had some drongo from Environment BOP who cut someone off after the 2 lanes had already merged rego is ETJ488

And saw some drunk fucks abusing others and causing some big ruckus

Also had another drunk in a Maxima who was all over the road had the car in the oncoming lane more than 3 times, also on the bends etc and speeding up and slowing down all the time, absolutely no idea rego was CCP422

Last but not least! a transit van coming down Otamarakau too fast and came into my lane quite fast! and just about hit me! rego was BSQ420.

Well that was all and also had the shit weather aswell, bloody hell what a day :(

Owell at least it's Friday! over it today haha.

Take care and i will see you all again Monday for another round lmao!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Day 251 5/5/2011

Fucking hell there are some cockheads driving!

Had a range from corporates to curry munching ragtops.

Started out with hot weather in TGA and heading out to Whakatane had one bad driver who would tailgate other cars pretty close! rego was FKW171 apart from that wasn't too bad there a bit of fog and so on nothing else, did most of the run there without a problem.

Then came the ragtop! who everytime i would catch up to him he would take off at over 120kph! he did this constantly all the time rego TAKHAR..........

Then not long after that on the way back, i was travelling at 100kph on the highway and had a truck pull out in front of me up ahead, this wasn't too bad as i could pass it later on quite easy but then car that pulled out straight after, i had to slam on the brakes and narrowly avoided going up the back of this cunt face! rego was ENN365.

Then heading home at the end of the day had a bit of sun etc so made people go slow as and so on, since i could see and i know the road very well! i was passing like normal but one maori idiot didn't like me passing so gave me the finger haha! firstly take the other hand outta your twat and on the steering wheel and open your own eyes you fat whore!

Well that's all for now :) take care like always and i'll see you again tomorrow.

Day 250 4/5/2011

Well today was alright.............. Had someone come with me on my run today which was all good :) apart form that the day was pretty smooth running.

Had most of the day with no bad weather except the ride home in which i had rain and darkness all the way.

Also had the courier arrive very late which made me extremely late!!! Grrrr owell another day another dollar eh ?

Had the usual slow drivers and speeding trucks (Regal) hmmmm what else........... can't really think at the moment! not too much crap on the roads though & had a good run through this morning with barely any traffic which is werid due to school holidays being over again.

Owell take care for now and i'll see you all again tomorrow :) Drive safe!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Day 249 3/5/2011

Hmmmm yeah................ Well today wasn't much better lmao!

Started with nice weather, sun shining and was pretty warm!! then got out to Whakatane and was shit as haha, about half the way there got pretty crap with the rain and a bit of fog then with that had the usual assholes and so on.

Had a lady today who when i went to pass in a passing lane she looked in her mirror which i could see then she pulled straight out in front of me to pass the other car i was about to pass cutting me right off and nearly hitting me! rego was EZP520.

Also had a Downer EDI Works truck & Trailer speeding and carrying on like a complete cunt! but no point in complaining there cause the manager of the drivers Mr Des Ryan says they do not do that sort of behaviour, that must be a Tui ad as my speedo says otherwise!

Then coming home had some bloody assholes in thier subaru pull out from the Satara cool storage place (Kiwifruit) right in front of me and another car, and if that wasn't bad enough, someone else followed him after!!! just about a good pileup then that's for sure.

Well apart from that the day wasn't too bad except the weather, and the tornado coming aswell. Yay just what we need!

Owell that's life. take care for now and ill see you all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Day 248 2/5/2011

Bloody hell what a Welcome back!!! had 2 weeks off and man what a shitty day!

Started off going to work with the damn rain pissing down on me like a ton of bricks haha, then with the rain always comes with the assholes!

Had the usual slow drivers and yes i know it is raining but 60-70kph come on! then came the cunts who cross the centreline and the ones with no lights on at all or the ones who turn the lights on 1 click which isn't even low beam haha and they think that's all good, well i can't see you till i'm right there!

Also had some silly tart who was txting and swerving around in the lane and crossing the centreline etc whilst raining hard, rego was XJ2821 and was a Red ute of some sorts.

Well that is my day for now, take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :) i heard the rain is getting worse too!! just what i love...............NOT :P