Day 586 26/10/12

Well i am definately over today! Started out with soo much traffic on the roads it wasn't even funny, had slow drivers all day long and got stuck behind 5 trucks in a row!!!! So with that i was late as and carried on my way, left late for the second run due to the same thing then was heading to Te Puke was following behind some dick who would sit on 85-90kph he would then take off over 120kph when it was clear to pass him! Rego was YG8827 The other wanker of the day was some guys from Gideon who were speeding passing before blind corners and tailgating etc, Rego was GAQ320.... Also saw a old man on a Mobility scooter zip straight out in front of traffic as if everyone had to give way to him........ Nearly got taken out! So yeah, there was alot more but cannot be fucked saying anymore haha. Take care over the weekend and I will see you all Monday..........

Day 585 25/10/12

Fucking hell there are some complete wankers on the roads today!! Had the first dick heading out who flew up behind me over 120 and passed before a blind rise with oncoming traffic, he had to cut me off and nearly hit my car in the process to get in before getting killed! Rego was GCZ8 and it was a Blue Honda Prelude, not the first time i have seen the same person doing this before! Then on the way home had some older guy who should know alot better than to pull out from Te Puke golf course in front of traffic going 100kph!!!! Rego BMY628 Apart from them I had slow people pulling out all day long............ On a good note the weather was pretty good haha. Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow, Friday! :)

Day 584 24/10/12

Well man it was a nice day in the bays. Started the morning off and the whole first run went smooth as silk until i needed to come back to Whakatane, this lady in a flash Mercedes Rego EAZ933 came flying up behind me over 120 at least, she then sat behind me for a while crossing over the centreline constantly before dropping right off and sitting on about 70 ? She dissappeared for a while before flying back up and doing it all over again. Saw some stupid person do a U-turn in front of traffic and couldn't make it round so had to back and and forward 3 times when she could have waited for 2 cars then done it...... Also on the way home some arrogant cock Rego ELF960 was speeding tailgating and all over the road and centreline constantly just a lost cunt! So that was it for today, oh and had some guy from Dominoes Tauranga ended up being the manager who was tailgating me and speeding up and down Rego was ALK456....... Never learn! Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads :)

Day 583 23/10/12

Well im back after the long weekend which was awesome, had a good break along with a ton of other people and now back into it! Started the day and all went well, all the way there until i needed to come back that is when i had 2 assholes fly past me over 120 easy then both of them slowed down to 85-95kph up and down up and down, why the fuck pass me when i was sitting on about 102kph then slow down and hold me up ? I couldn't pass due to the power of their cars etc compared to mine they would just take off again, the last idiot to pass me and slow down was a Prado Rego EAG294 Not long after these dicks did that this slut of a lady sped up behind me then sat right up my backside tailgating me all the way to Te Puke weaving all over the road crossing the centreline and txting all while a small child was on the front seat............. Rego was BAA725 it was a Blue Rav 4. So that was it really, had a bit of light rain off and on most of the day but all was well. On that note i will say safe travels and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 582 18/10/12

Well well well what a shitter of a day! Had some absolute fucking muppets all over the roads today and the weather was a cunt and a half! So started the day off with rain which turned heavy by the time i got to Whakatane, I had one lady in a flash white BMW who came over the centreline and was less than 1 meter from hitting me head on as i went past she flew into our oncoming lane! Lucky there was no one behind me or they would be dead! Not long after that we got stuck behind a oversized truck heading out of Whakatane i got cut off by some stupid bitch Rego WN2245 who didn't want me to merge in front of her so she tailgated the car in front of her and then cut me off only to take off passing the other car after the lanes had merged she then had to slam the brakes on cause the traffic was already slowing down at this time, she just about got rear ended then a Anchor milk truck lost a few crates of milk as he did not shut the rear doors before he took off in front of traffic............ Car 2 of the day was the same Linfox truck i have seen before tailgating and speeding and yep you guessed it nothing new today, he sat right up this persons backside within 6 meters if that in a fully laden truck sitting on 90 as there was a car and a bus in front of him he wanted to pass....... Rego of the trailer was N367S and # 1306 Last car of the day was a truck heading out of Whakatane Rego DBZ962 this dick was flicking what looked like a towel out the window all over the road going under 60 in a 100 zone, as soon as the straight came up and i passed he floored it and tried to speed up!!! So yes, eventful day for a job eh! Take care over the long weekend and I will see you all Tuesday for another week on the roads :)

Day 581 17/10/12

So it's Hump Day and glad it's over haha, had a day with wind and shit drivers all over the place! Although there are only 2 drivers worthy of a mention the rest were very slow and couldn't drive, plain and simple really. Car 1 Rego GFZ721 was speeding with another car, tailgating me and others and passed on a corner....... Car 2 Rego EJK589 this cock was on his phone chatting away as he wandered all over the road sitting right up my ass tailgating very close and was speeding off and on..... Nothing else to mention about today really so take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Day 580 16/10/12

So the sun was beaming along like a ray out of an asshole, what a mean day! Only downside was the bloody wind!! What the fuck haha where the hell did that come from. Strong winds gusted along blowing trees over and making cars swerve all over the place too..... Only had one asshole of the day which was some fat as family out of Te Puke they were in such a rush to pass they passed with oncoming cars which had to brake for them also they cut the car off they were passing forcing them to brake hard when there was a passing lane just round the bend, the car they had just passed flew up and passed them back so it was a wasted effort completely! Rego of their Mitsi Grandis was DZC138 Apart from them it was a pretty tame day which is a bonus haha! Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 579 15/10/12

Well it's Monday again and another week begins but still the idiots are out on the roads!! Started the day and all went well until i got just out of Te Puke when some old lady Rego EUR649 was sitting on 70 and on and near the centreline blocking cars from passing her, she did this for quite a while before we managed to get past her! Secondly there was some cock tonight from Altum Rego FPZ33 who flew up behind me and shot past at speed with no indication passing me and another car with oncoming traffic and he only just got in before the cars went past, absolutely dangerous and shit driving, he then took off speeding with another car....... Also had some others holding me up driving all over the place, not passing tractors when there were no oncoming cars and tons of room, people that were waiting for a park outside a shop when there were another 3 next to them that they could have gone in!!! Holding up more traffic that couldn't get past. Then lastly there was a crash on the Fly over at Mt Maunganui lights were out when i was there so unsure if it was due to the crash or someone went straight through and got nailed, either way wasn't nice and held up traffic a fair bit........... Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for round 2 of the week haha!

Day 578 12/10/12

Well what a nice day for driving! Fucking hell it was warm haha. Only had one major idiot today which was on the last run home in Tauranga Rego was 4SATCH I have seen this Honda before do the same thing so here it goes. She was in the far right lane sitting on 60 in a 80 zone holding up a ton of cars waiting to get past, we came up to and past the first turnoff then the second one comes up there is a car to her left what does she do ? Indicates and the same time pulls straight over on this car to go down the offramp forcing it to swerve left and brake hard nearly hitting the concrete barrier!! What a bitch..... But the rest of the day was alright haha, so yeah. Nothing else to say but have a good weekend and I will see you all monday for another round!

Day 577 11/10/12

Man for fuck sake still the assholes are all over the place!!! So the day started with some bloody awesome weather which was the only good thing about today haha. Then i carried on my merry way and got to do the first run of the day and came back then headed back off for another journey when i was behind some impatient bitch from Ngati Porou or how ever you spell it, she passed a ute and trailer on the smallest straight possible with young kids in the car with a car coming head on, the ute she passed had to brake and swerve for her and the oncoming car had to do the same, she narrowly missed having a head on soo bloody close it wasn't funny Rego was ETS8 and was a Silver Mitsi Grandis so be careful for this bitch! Then in kawerau had some cock on a Moto X bike fly out in front of me from a sideroad, un reg and no wof etc no helmet aswel, you get the picture, he came very close to being run over! Also had another dick on the roads who was txting in a van Rego CZQ138 who was all over the road nearly hit the left hand barrier twice......... Last but not least the aftermath of a crash on the Whakatane bridge what looked like a truck had gone through the fence demolishing it...... Well take care and i will see you all Friday ;)

Day 576 10/10/12

Fuck me there are some complete fucking assholes out there! Had 2 idiots on the roads today! Car 1 Rego CTF674 this cock started passing a car when i was coming along towards him, he was half in my lane already passing when he went past me! I was as far left as i could! Car 2 Rego was the same bus driver time and time again from Bay Hopper in Tauranga Rego EZD849 #789 this cock coming up to 17th ave on cameron road sped up and cut me off right when we were on 17th ave he passed with less than 15 meters if that to go, had to brake hard and let this cock toss carry on for one spot!!! So yeah another great day on the roads of mayhem............. At least the sun was great hahahaha!

Day 575 9/10/12

What the hell is wrong with people these days ? Had one muppet cuzzie today who i saw coming so opened a door for him and said "after you" he then let out a rude moan waving me on, so i carried on out the door i then said "Thanks" he then looked at me and said Pfff as if i was the lowest of the low, GROW THE FUCK UP YOU APE! Not far from the tree's that one! Anyway the weather was fucking awesome all day, sun shining around nice as! Then there were the drivers........... *sigh* Car 1 Rego FLN523 this person was tailgating cars, speeding up and down along with wandering all over the road not concentrating, apparantly they work for a insurance company. Car 2 Rego CPT966 this cock was following me the whole length of Hewletts road and between the 2 turnoffs on Takitimu Drive he decided it was a good idea to pass me and the car in front before cutting the car in front off and swerving in for the next offramp narrowly missing the crash median by less than a meter! Car 3 Rego CPZ177 this guy again speeding over 100 in a 80 zone........... So yeah that is all, oh and a old lady in Te Puke today tried to run across the road in front of a car and she fell over and nearly got killed............... Elderly eh!

Day 574 8/10/12

Well with shit weather and the same with 2 drivers it wasn't really a bad day i spose. Weather wise started off raining then stopped and then carried on with wind aswell, now the drivers....... Bike 1 Rego IFFMC this Filthy Few biker once again terrorising the community flying past cars over 130 when people are trying to pass a tractor they all had to brake and wait for this guy to fly past cutting in and out of vehicles at speed Car 2 Rego BTR630 this old man i have seen before who was all over the road and when a car came up the left of him he just pulled over forcing them off the side of the road........ Didn't seem to care at all and carried on like normal.... So that is really all for today, lets see how tomorrow goes eh ?

Day 573 5/10/12

So with Friday how did it go ? Well a young lady was zooming along when she collided with some cows killing 6.... http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/32754-cow-crash-woman-hospitalised.html Also had a young maori chick with a pram walk straight out in front of me didn't look at all so i slammed the brakes on she finally looked only to pull the pram back and have her barely walking toddler fall out face first onto the road in front of my vehicle before she yells at the kid saying Oh fuck Ow hurry up and get back in your seat cunt............ Well said for a uneducated waste of space, feel soo sorry for the child most likely no hope in the world at all..... Had only one asshole on the roads today, he was from City Care, Rego FJS116 he was speeding and tailgating other cars, coming up to the Domain road roundabout he went to go into the right lane before cutting over into the left, i passed in the right lane due to another car ahead of him pulling out from Domain slowing him down, he did not like me passing so he sat right up my ass tailgating me all the way to Te Puke, what a great driver, company logo all over the car and still does this....... Great way to advertise a complaint dickhead! Apart from that it was a good day. Well take care and I will see you all Monday!

Day 572 4/10/12

Well nothing really much to say about today as nothing happened haha. Only had one idiot on the roads and it was a un marked police car....... He was going between 80-110 up and down crossing the centreline sometimes and instead of pulling over like they normally do he just carried on so everyone was too scared to pass the damn car so we all sat on that speed from Whakatane to Te Puke! Apart from that there was a Mongrel Mob guy with a jacket on that had say no to drugs on his back, now that's gotta be the biggest tui ad i have ever seen! YEAH RIGHT! Well that is all, oh and had nice weather too in parts...... Take care and I will see you all tomorrow!

Day 571 3/10/12

Shit what a long day driving! Finished pretty late tonight due to excess items getting processed and so on...... Anyways the assholes of the day were the following. Car 1 Rego DFH607 once again this shitty muppet would speed off from sitting on a slow 80kph when people went to pass he would then sit up your ass for a bit before slowing down and holding the cars up again Car 2 Rego PM9184 some young kid in a Mazda ute who when the 2 lanes had already merged flew up the inside of a truck forcing it to brake hard cutting him off completely then slowly taking off then cutting in and out of traffic....... So yeah apart from that the sun was nice as again but had a bit of wind now and then throughout the day. Take care and I will see you all again tomorrow!

Day 570 2/10/12

Well it's Tuesday and why the hell is up with the weather ? In the Eastern Bay this arvo it was banging round thunder all over the place and heavy rain only for a bit......... Anyway, assholes of the day were the following! Car 1 Rego FFJ138 this dick would sit just under the speed limit which didn't bother me that much, but when it was a double roundabout or something where you could pass him he would take off like a cut cat! Also tailgating if you did pass him and carried on like a complete ass Car 2 Rego AHF134 yet another old person in a camper going slow as holding up traffic, nothing new eh ? Car 3 Rego PLMWKS this guy was in a rush, speeding, tailgating and passing on double yellow lines........ So apart from that it was an alright day with awesome weather in the morning! Take care and I will see you all tomorrow