Sunday, July 31, 2011

Day 310 1/8/2011

YEEEEEHAAAAAAA! Finally a good day!

Bloody nice weather and man what a awesome drive :D

Morning run went all smooth like a waxed girl haha, sun was beaming down and needed sunblock too! although still had some of the usual im tough I can pull out in front of you type people etc but i always get that so not too fussed but just wished they would open thier eyes you know ?

Then same with the afternoon run all was sweet as cherry pie also saw some cuzzie got caugh speeding by The Fuzz etc then not long after was speeding again so he didn't really learn his lesson............

Not long after that had the only asshole of the day who was speeding over 120 and caught me up into Matata easy as going about 90kph through the township!!! no fucking idea at all....

Owell apart from that i cannot complain at all, wish there was more days like this one that is for sure!

Once again, to all take care and i will see you again tomorrow for another run :)

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Day 309 29/7/2011

Fuck me i'm glad it's friday!!!

There are some complete and utter twats driving but yet again i say that all the time eh ?

So Cunts of the day are

Car 1 rego DDP110 was a Nissan Patrol (indian) with his kid standing up in the back seat as he was going over 115kph!!

Car 2 Rego CKK268 was an old man who sat on 70kph and in the passing lane took off at over 105kph! complete muppet should have been shot!

Car 3 rego ZD5461 was a BMW with a little boy in it going over 120 and driving irraticaly etc

also had a campervan but never got the rego going 70kph and not moving over!!! I got stuck behind this tart for over 10 mins was a fucking nightmare!

Also today had a Eagle truck who flicked the indicator to let me know it was all clear, yet another example of great driving which is rarely seen!! Thanks mate!

Yet there was some other cocks who crossed the centreline and the usual stuff...

Glad it's friday that's for sure!

Day 308 28/7/2011

What a day...........

Bloody good weather but man the drivers out there are crazy as fuck!

Had this guy in the morning rego BKF285 who i went to pass and a truck and he pulled straight out in front of me when i was about to pass him!! had to slam the brakes on and pull back in as he was slow as a fucking whore! he also tailgated other cars and shit like that all the way from Te Puke to Whakatane.

Then in the afternoon i had that skank rego BEAN0S who was speeding once again, she never learns.........

But apart from that and some guys pulling out in front of crossing the centreline also slow as drivers etc it wasn't that bad i guess!

Enjoyed the weather, albeit a bit warm for me but all good :P so yeah, Oh and got back early as tonight which was awesome!

Well that is the day really, not much to say which isn't that good eh haha, owell take care again and i will see you all tomorrow, Friday! :)

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Day 307 27/7/2011

No rain, well a little but overall a pretty nice day with the fresh as air and not a bad run at all!

Only had one fuckhead today mainly which was a Ute from R&R Tractors in Te Puke who was speeding, cutting corners right in the opposite lane i mean yeah a little is fine but the whole corner ? also didn't stop at all on the Stop Signs just rolled right through etc Rego is EWF496

Also to the people out there saying oh what a nark blah blah blah, I only say this cause it's what i see and i think it is a bit shit driving haha....

So yeah all day long was great, had a nice clean run for once! so really not much else to say i guess as nothing much happened.............

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for another day, hopefully a bit more to write about haha

Monday, July 25, 2011

Day 306 26/7/2011

Well a bit more tamer today haha, nice nip in the air too which cools ya down when running round :P

Idiots of the day are the following :

Car 1 which is a Nissan Regulas who just pulled straight in front of me when i was near the back of thier car etc Rego XE1540

Car 2 Rego XE3952 who was wandering all over the road while he was txting!!! went over the centreline aswell and was a complete cock.

Car 3 Rego DSL257 was a Open 2 View car for the BOP Region who sat in the passing lane next to the car in the left lane not passing at all and at the same speed so no one could get past!!! fucking whore, learn how to drive there is a sign saying UNLESS PASSING KEEP LEFT! but then she most likely could not read that either.......

Owell that was the assholes, i also had another couple of cars cross the centreline towards me, i don't know if i had a huge target on the front saying hit me ? but they keep coming!

That's it for now, take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Day 305 25/7/2011

Fuck there are some complete cunts on the roads!!

Had 2 cars today that crossed the centreline and just about hit me and was very close too!

Also wankers of the day are the following

Car 1: Rego DSL31 who pulled straight out of a entry of a building nearly hitting me and then pulled out in front of another car too!

Car 2: Rego EEC34 was a van from ESP Technologies who was passing on corners, speeding over 120 and was tailgating other vehicles too!!

So those 2 were the assholes etc, there was more but can't be fucked with them as they were just the normal slow as drivers etc......

Had some hail aswell today just out of Te Puke which i havn't had for ages :)

So yeah that was really my day in a nut shell, take care to all once again and i will see you all tomorrow :)

Friday, July 22, 2011

Day 304 22/7/2011

Man what a day from hell.........

Started off heading off to WHK once again and got out to the Matata straights when i saw a suprisingly enough another eagle truck! rego FGF9 who passed another truck (whoopee) and sat on about 110kph with a trailer on!! he was also sitting very very close tailgating another car! who was also behind another truck so would be the meat in a sandwich etc if they had to stop!

I carried on and the rest of the run there was all good, headed back and got to Te Puke before the next scrotum came along, he was going through the township with a kiddie in the back driver and kid with no seatbelts on and was drinking away wandering all over the road!! rego was BQU688

Got back off that run and carried on with lunch etc then off again for the last run :) Headed out and gt to about Pikowai when i came up behind a very lowered Subaru who would slow down the speed up etc and i was waiting then a huge gap came up when he was sitting on 90kph so i passed made sure it was all clear then started to pull back in and when doing so he sped up and sat right up my ass tailgating me and giving the fingers etc as if i had done something wrong ? all i did was pass this retard! he obviously didn't like that therefor should not be driving if that's the case of speed the fuck up! anyway i then passed a truck not long after and who was up my ass whilst pasing, yep the same cunt again! he carried on tailgating into Matata constantly giving the fingers etc.... Rego is FJZ188

And also saw a aftermath of a Head on on Te Matai Rd out of Te Puke not long after it happaned too! not nice!

Anyway last car was a Telecom car going over 120kph behind a Dodge jeep thing, if only our broadband went as fast as that car did!! rego was FUT24.....

So that was my day :) Take care over the weekend and don't crash into me haha, see you all Monday!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Day 303 21/7/2011

Why the fuck are some of the people on the road still allowed on the road ? Should be a rule if you go 30kph under the speed limit you can ram the cunts off the road!!

Getting pretty sick and tired of these elderly and Indians travelling extremely slow and not making any effort to move over........

Couldn't really be assed with any drivers today so was a bit cruisy off and on all day long, saw a truck lock up and just about crush a car as he was not looking where he was going! huge skid along.

Also the weather was on and off too with rain at the end of the day but wind during most of the day that i got anyway...

Also saw another Eagle truck rego FAC80 tailgating another car behind another truck so the car was the meat in the sandwich!! complete disregard to anyones life or safety if they had to stop fast the truck would be right over the car no problems! Pure example of a cowboy in a bigrig with the my truck is bigger than your car get the fuck outta my way attitude!

So with that note i will say take care on the roads and see you all tomorrow :)

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Day 302 20/7/2011

Man what a fucked up day strated with my vehicle going in for a service and my boss taking ages to bring the other one back! so started late as had to run all day due to that etc including all arvo aswell cause they forgot it was ready and didn't pick it up till i had to leave again!!!!!! man what a day.......

So anyway assholes of the day are the following.

Car 1 rego CAM119 who in Whakatane was in the right lane behind a ute going real slow, i jumped into the left lane and was just at her bumper about to pass and she pulled strraight down on me just about hit me then slowed down and didn't even pass!! complete and utter fat whore!

Car 2 rego CFC95 i was waiting at the maungatapu roundabout when this moron shot past me cutting the corner just about hit me aswell and flew through the red light!!

Car 3 rego BPQ221 i was following behind into Kawerau going 100kph and i noticed this little kid sitting in the back of her dad's ute!! no seatbelt sitting there with all the rubbish the father had no regard for her safety at all as he sped along!

So yeah that plus all the roadworks and slow as cars pulling out in front of me and sitting well under the speed limit pissing around!

Glad the day is over once again and will be good to have another fresh start again tomorrow!

Take care to all again and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, July 18, 2011

Day 301 19/7/2011

Well today was a half n half day, had half the idiots and half not haha.

Started out heading on my way and when i got to te Puke this old maori man in his Holden Epica rego EAU464 was tailgating and speeding off, sitting over the centreline etc, he did this on and off from Te Puke to Whakatane he had absolutely no idea at all!

Then not long after i left that ashsole behind, another one pops up!! turning into one of the roads in WHK this lady in a hospital car did not give way at all and i just about went into the side of her! she then sped off round another corner and just about went up a car that was stopped!! her # was 169

After that i saw 3x Police cars and 1 van all around the Kopeopeo Turf Bar where all the Black Power hang out etc so wouldn't have a clue what was happening there......

Then headed back on my way home and had some slut in Te Puke who was zipping in and out of cars speeding and tailgating then at the end when the lanes merge she sped up and cut a car right off! rego is CGT531

Got back after that, had lunch and set off again! got just out of Matata when i was behind this truck who i saw passing other trucks with ease meaning alot faster! so when i caught up to him when he was getting stuck behind others etc he passed the last truck and same with me, i then followed him and he got up to 110kph!! he was also over the road, crossed the centreline etc and carried driving like a complete cock! Rego was AQJ399

Oh yeah and on the way home had some moron in a Bayquip ute who cut me off in Te Maunga then sped off going 110+ etc and tailgating.............

So yeah eventful day but got back early so that was all good i guess. Oh and another thing is the roadworks today! 3 lots of them plus a closed passing lane permanatly...... Fun fun!

So yeah...... Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Day 300 18/7/2011

Woah Day 300!!! getting there now eh!

Today was a bit up and down with a few assholes all over the place and yet more roadworks slowing everyone down!!

Headed off today on my way once again going along SH@ past Te Maunga when i came up to the passing lane by Bruce Rd and found out that it is now closed permanantly!!! so no more passing cars which will set me back about 5-10 mins some days due to not being able to pass the slower trucks and very slow cars etc........

Carried on my way and nothing else really happened in the moring it all happened in the arvo :P

So yeah got back had lunch and then went out again on the second run where it started......... Had a small truck & trailer pull out of Pongakawa BP and smoke everywhere he carried on a bit then i saw the left rear tre just roll off the rim and go over to the left and down the bank....... i carried on and passed him, flicked the hazzards and pointed to the left, he then pulled over and found the problem.

So anyway i carried on after than and when i got into Whakatane later on in the day i was just coming along the highway before the Hub when this complete muppet started passing on a yellow line straight towards me!! i had to slow right down to avoid having a head on with this cock rego is FWR13.

Then rest of the arvo wasn't too bad i guess then headed off home again and came across this BMW who came flying up behind me and shot past me and another car on a blind corner, he took off at over 130kph and was tailgating other cars and speeding etc rego is FCU50.

So yeah, that was another day and it's only Monday too! owell nice weather for a while :)

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Day 299 15/7/2011

Just about on Day 300!! getting along nicely eh.....

Today still had the assholes on the roads but at least it did not rain that much haha, was a damn fresh air though!! which is good keeps you awake and motivated :)

Well started off today and got into Te Puke when an old man who could barely see over the steering wheel shot up the side and cut me off when the lanes had already merged........... Rego is TG893

When going into Whakatane i had another welcome into the town, this pack of apes pulle straight out in front of me when i was sitting on 100kph!! no fucking idea, all this macho bullshit all the time, i'm bigger i'll go first etc sick of that shit! Rego was AYS475

And also tonight after work i had some little cunts in thier Civic going about 100kph in a 50kph zone!!! also cut another car off etc

So yeah the day was filled with complete cocks!

I also had my boss ring in and let me know i had a extra pickup only 2 hrs after they called in!!! and i was already running late due to the arvo courier!! What a great end to the day eh!

Thank god it's Friday!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Day 298 14/7/2011

Fuck what a day haha, had some rain and assholes most of the day..........

Started off not long out of Te Puke following behind a TGA Hospital car #86 who was tailgating a truck and other cars he also passed the truck in the pouring rain on double yellow lines and a median then took off at about 110 etc rego was FYD906

Then after that it was all good apart from the rain which put a damper on things but can't help that eh!

Also had the same Eagle truck FAC80 cross the centreline towards me today! and a Fulton Hogan truck who was sitting on 105kph!! this was in the rain aswell..........

There was also this maori guy in his shitty family wagon who turned right when it clearly had a sign NO RIGHT TURN but then again he most likely cannot read, he just about T-Boned me as i was turning in! stupid cunt..........

So yeah Oh and on the way home had another maori guy in his Subru speeding over 120kph out of Whakatane and passing cars on bends etc all to get to the Pub in Matata! such a rush for a drink.......... Rego was YA5278

So yeah that was my day really, pretty boring to be honest the same usual stuff as most days.

Well take care and i will see you again tomorrow, FRIDAY! :)

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Day 297 13/7/2011

Hmmm where do I start haha, today wasn't really all that bad i guess had a few cocks on the roads but not bad........

Started the morning with some moron parked over our driveway!! complete tosser, then got into Te Puke and had another munis who cut me off when the 2 lanes had merged!! rego is BCH833

Not long after that i had a old man rego STOCKU who was sitting on 95kph and when i passed him and came up the side he sped up to about 120!!! once i finally got past he slowed right down again, this is bloody dangerous behaviour!! complete cock!

Then i also had another Eagle truck heading out aswell who was going 105kph with a trailer on aswell! i thin the rego was FAC80 or something like that.......

Last but not least there was a Ocean Ford ute who i saw flying up passing cars behind me, he then sat up my ass for a bit which is when i noticed a very young girl in the front seat most likely his daughter and then he takes off again over 120kph!! pure disregard to her safety! rego was OCEAN9

So yeah if that wasn't enough got back tonight through Te Maunga waiting for a train when it just stopped over the track and sat there constantly for ages, i then gave up waiting did a detour via Hewlitts Rd and got back on time still! fucking morons need to learn how to drive i rekon!

Well that is another rant over............ Sorry for the abuse just gotta get it out now rather than on the roads eh :)

Take care to all and i will see you all again tomorrow for another adventure packed day haha :P

Day 296 12/7/2011

Now tody was a shit day that's for sure!!

Had the bad weather and VERY SLOW drivers along with a very very late courier at the end of the night!

Started the day heading out was all good did most of my morning run and when heading out of Kawerau i had some old lady rego POTE who was sitting on the centreline going 80kph she would also go back and forth over the road holding people up, she nearly hit me when i overtook her too!!

Then on the way home i had some lady from Te Puke radio station who's indicators kept going left then right, left then right every 2 seconds also the hazards went on constantly etc rego was FAD398.

Then the rest of the day was running ok till i had to wait for the evening courier who turned up 40 mins late!!!! made me fucking late as! and with that i got all the rain from Whakatane to TGA! sucked balls big time!

Well that's over wet as a dog now haha, owell tomorrow is another day!

Take care on the roads and will see you all tomorrow.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Day 295 11/7/2011

Well back to work once again and another week starting!

The morning run started out with a shock the local BP Station had a break in last night and the Police closed the station down etc so took a while to find somewhere to fill up haha :P

Headed off after that and got into Whakatane did a few drops and then got to one roundabout when this cock just ran the roundabout straight in front of me in which i nearly hit him!! rego is FAM22

Rest of the day wasn't too bad at all apart from the afternoon ride home........ so yeah rain stayed away and sun was shining some of the day haha.

Now the afternoon where some drivers were a bit of a cunt, had one maori fullarangi who was all over the road speeding and passing cars left and right, he had no seatbelt on and was also txting!! rego is UO4953

Then not long after i had a ute who i was in the process of passing along with another 2 cars going 65kph! and when i was at the ute he looked in his side mirror and pulled straight out in front of me to pass so i had to slam the brakes on and pull in behind another car as he was too fucking slow! rego is DQU706

So yeah, not a bad day really......

Take care again and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Day 294 7/7/2011

Started the day today with a Tsunami warning which was good to know haha, although i knew there wouldn't be one like always and i was right aswell :P so carried on my way with no rain or anything major at all for the whole way out there etc.

Then started coming back from the first run and ran into this asshole who was going 120+ easy and passed a truck on a corner which was a very stupid idea but then he is a stupid person so meh. Rego was UE1250

I then had another cock on the way home at the end of the night who pulled out of a side road in front of me and another car as we were going 100!! so the car in front of me slammed his brakes on and had to pass to avoid going into the back of him i then had to slam the brakes on nearly by less than a meter going up the back of him, i then passed not long after when the oncoming cars had gone and held the horn down!! rego was ZB3719 complete fucking cunt!

So yes that was the idiots of the day, not many but then not the best drivers out there either!

Well not really much to talk about today :P Take care and i will see you all again next time :D

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Day 293 6/7/2011

Yet another wet day and yes that means more idiots!!

Had a couple of stand outs today which were a Mcalpine Hussman ute who was speeding over 110 also through Te Puke township going over 70! he was also not indicating when passing and so on. also tailgating others, Rego is FSR897

Also had a little black Cynos who on a left bend went to go straight and nearly had a head on with a truck!!! also was going between 70-95 up and down etc rego is EHR942

So yes interesting, also had a day filled with people tailgating me even though i was going the speed limit in the rain!!! and the occasional asshole who took off at over 120 when it was pissing down!

So that really was my day exciting eh haha. could tell more like it was pretty cruisy and that was pretty relaxing aswell but owell :P pretty tired now after a good long day at work :)

Take care all and i will see you all again tomorrow for another day in the Life of a Courier :)

Monday, July 4, 2011

Day 292 5/7/2011

HA! What a day, had some good and some bad drivers today.

Here is the Name & Shame time again >_<

Car 1 rego DUW70 which was going about 95 when iw ent to pass it he took off and went over 120 and carried on then slowed down etc this carried on for ages!

Car 2 rego BSQ395 who passed a truck on a blind corner!!! absolutely crazy bitch.

Car 3 rego FHM290 who did the same as car 1 taking off and slowing down etc this continued on for ages and mostly stayed at over 120!!

Car 4 rego ECM583 who sat in the passing lane the whole way only passing one car and holding up a line of traffic!! completely moronic whore!

So yes that was the bad drivers, i had a couple of good truckies who would move to the left and indicate etc when clear which is always awesome to see! It's really what NZ Needs not these cowboys going too fast etc!

Also had a bit of rain off and on in the arvo but all day had heavy wind blowing me round haha.

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorow :)

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Day 291 4/7/2011

Fuck there are some complete fuckwits on the roads isn't there ?

When i got into Kawerau today there was these 2 absolute mongrels riding around on the footpath and wrong side of the road cutting cars off and being complete cunts with no helmets on rego was 99ZJP But i would be suprised if it had no Reg etc at all!

I then had another asshole who was sitting on 95kph then i went to pass in the passing lane and he sped up and took off at over 120kph!! he would then slow down and speed up etc he was also tailgating vehicles and being a right cock! rego is FSM441

Then the other idiot was tailgating and speeding over 120kph etc being a right tosser aswell, rego is DCU38

I also had other cars but can't be fucked naming all of them etc, some going 85 then taking off at about 120 and sitting on that speed! just no idea of the road rules or any care in the world for others..........

At least it wasn't raining! Thank god for that haha.

Well that was really the day, not much happening at all apart from the shitty driving :P

Take care to all and drive safe, will see you all again tomorrow :)