Day 953 27/6/14

Not much of a crazy day today which is great! Had a few weirdo's on the road but nothing out of the ordinary haha. Yet again the Tauranga Hospital DHB vehicles fucking around Rego FKM283 #138 this fat whore that looked like Jabba the Hutt squashed into a Corolla. She first sped past me after tailgating a little, she then took off along Te Maunga with 2 cars in the left lane and she was in the right, also in the middle of the 2 cars she all of a sudden just wandered over towards them nearly collecting one of them before swerving back into the lane she was in before! Then took off speeding again to beat those cars, tailgated more then out of Te Puke at the new roundabouts I passed her as she was mucking around again, she didn't like that so she took off up the side trying to underpass me but the lane had finished etc so she sat right up my ass again! Then I carried on passing a truck up ahead etc with her getting further behind. Again she sped back up and was behind me once again, I was sitting on around 103 and she floored it past me and carried on at around 110...... All in a company vehicle, isn't that smart ? Rest of the day wasn't too bad, had one lady in a green mazda pull right out in front of me at Pongakawa BP too which I had to swerve around and held the horn down at her and she had the nerve to flick me the fingers too, nice one ya tart learn how to open your eyes before pulling out first!

Day 952 26/6/14

Bloody hell what a fucked day, from idiots to the weather it was full on today! Car 1 Rego EZD883 a white Chorus van mucking around behind another vehicle, when i went to pass them both he pulled out and started passing, what ever just carry on but he got half way along the car we were passing and slowed right down, im sitting there waiting for this mong to hurry the fuck up and go! But he fucks around then indicated to pull back in but he is only 3/4 of the way along the car, he then cuts the car off he was passing and takes off, i go to pull in then he slows down when im coming back so then I had to brake and ended up cutting the car off due to his fucking stupidity! The car I cut off saw what happened when I waved to her to say sorry she knew what the cock in front did and carried on, he then took off before slowing down again all over the road...... Good on you Chorus you fucking cock! Car 2 Rego UD3455 this green Holden along the passing lane near Bell Rd papamoa decided he didn't want to wait and at the last second passed me then tried to pass a car and trailer right when it was ending, in doing so forced the guy off to the side of the road nearly smacking the whole side of his car! Absolute dickhead... Others today were slow drivers which were in full force for sure so pretty over it really! Well can't be assed writing anymore so take care and see you tomorrow!

Day 951 25/6/14

What the hell is with people driving like shit when it rains ? Started off the day and headed over to Whakatane with no drama's at all, that was until I went to head back out! Car 1 Rego DBL217 this cock in a Blue Pulsar was in the left lane as i came up and passed him as he was under the speed limit etc, carried on only to have him floor it taking off over the limit before slowing back down up ahead.... Then the last roundabout I came up the side of him and carried on when he tried to floor it again but couldn't pass due to the lanes merged etc, he then sat right up my ass tailgating me within half a car length at least! Fucking impatient dickhead! Car 2 Rego HBU436 this Regal Haulage truck was tailgating the other truck ahead of him and not letting anyone in between etc, when someone did manage to he tailgated them, in his head who gives a shit about what could happen if he couldn't stop in time and sandwich the poor car in the middle killing them and squashing the daylights out of them eh! Absolute disregard to anyone elses safety at all! Car 3 Rego HHG176 another impatient cuzzy out of Awakeri flooring it up tailgating behind me, taking off passing me on a turning median when I was sitting on around 102kph, he took off again around 120 passing more and more cars in bad places all the way to Whakatane. Also had some person cross the centreline and just about collect me out of Kawerau too, going way too fast and couldn't drive for shit! Then the rain came the whole way home, from 3pm roughly till I left to head back to Tauranga etc, absolute shit drive home but made it for another day!

Day 950 24/6/14

Well back into it, have one day off work the the person taking over my run for one day put her thumb out....... Anyways, idiots of the day Car 1 Rego DUG465 this silver Alteza through Te Maunga in the 2 lanes where it is 70kph I was half way down the road when i saw this car flying up behind me in the other lane, then flew past me well over 100 then tailgated the other vehicles he got stuck behind off and on to Te Puke... Car 2 Rego HKL522 this Grey Lafester box thing (ugly as) flew up behind me in a 100 zone going 120+ in the rain.... No indication either just a temporary New Zealander. Rest of the day was filled with shit weather, raining all day long but on the upside found someone's phone on the ground and called the missed numbers on it and managed to get the owner and return the phone to them so they were stoked as. Well nothing more to say today so take care and catch you all tomorrow!

Day 949 20/6/14

Well a shit day to a weird week! Emotional crap again from someone but owel.... Had one lady today Rego CWC662 in a family wagon with kids that took off with none of her young children belted at all, just casually jumping around the back, did not care in the world stupid bitch! Rest of the day was busy but alright i guess. Can't be assed writing anymore, over it today

Day 948 19/6/14

Wow, some people should not be allowed on the road! This elderly man was a great example... When approaching The Hub heading into Whakatane this elderly man went into the right lane and me in the left, when coming up near his car he pulled straight over on me cutting me off then took off straight through cutting over into the right lane to cut the roundabout then straight back cutting me off again back into the left lane! I then went in the right lane and carried on past him and looked in the rear view mirror he did the same at the next roundabout right behind me too! Rego RG2422 Red Corona. Guy had glasses soo thick he could probably see people waving at him if he looked at a road map! So yes, one asshole on the road but the rest of the day went without a hitch, a few slow ones but like I say they are always there no matter what day it is, it always seems like a Sunday drive for them. Weather wise it was good all day, a little chilly for some but all good for me, had a little rain near Te Puke mid day but apart from that it was sweet as. Well nothing more to say so on that note take care and see you all tomorrow!

Day 947 18/6/14

Well another day down with more complete fuckwits..... Car 1 Rego EJF378 these bro's in a Hiace flew past me out of Edgecumbe today over 120 passing cars on medians etc just in a rush. Car 2 Rego GRE610 a Gilmours van pulled out in front of me cutting me off in Matata then continued on fiddling around with something in the van wandering over the lane etc then between there and Paengaroa would be sitting between 90-110+ up and down constantly, just a pain in the fucking ass! Car 3 Rego BQK715 this slicked back greasy haired geek sat up my ass tailgating me for ages along Cameron Rd before cutting over in the other lane and flooring it taking off at speed for what ? 2 cars ahead of me when the lanes merge........ Ooooooh good job wanker! Apart from that the day was long, busy with a couple of places making me wait for them to sort their shit out making me over 25 mins late by the end of it so it was a rushed arvo for me running around like a madman, not speeding just running. So yeah, glad it's over and bring on tomorow!

Day 946 17/6/14

So back again with more fucking manic driving! The first cock of the day an elderly man Rego DBU384 Blue Yaris Me and others were heading along State Highway 29 from Maungatapu to Te Maunga when we came up behind this elderly man who when going around the Truman Rd roundabout at Baypark slammed the brakes on 1/4 of the way around for nothing, nearly causing the car behind him to rear end the guy. He carried on towards the railway crossing slamming the brakes on another couple of times while travelling at 5kph! Then coming up to the next roundabout in Te Maunga he hesitated and floored it taking off then slamming the brakes on again to turn the roundabout, then floored it again going at least 95 in the 70 zone and as soon as the 2 lanes merged into one he once again braked hard and went down under the speed limit carried on sitting on 70 in the 80 zone before taking off again and did the same hesitant driving around the Domain Rd roundabout also! He should not be driving on the roads at all and will most likely cause an accident the way he was going. Car 2 Rego CGD896 Silver Legnum another muppet, this time impatient to say the least, from Te Puke he tailgated me off and on closely the whole way to the Mount where on Takitimu Drive he sat in the right lane when his turnoff was coming up just to pass as many cars as possible then when it was right next to him he just pulled straight over cutting off one car which skidded to avoid him then cut into the turnoff lane! Absolute fucking tosser! Apart from them the day wasn't too bad i guess, little rain here and there but shit happens eh!

Day 945 16/6/14

Well the week has begun and the first day is over! Only had 2 assholes worth writing about today. Car 1 Rego GTW863 this red Falcon passed a truck just out of Matata before the blind corner at night with oncoming traffic and only just got in when the oncoming car went past him! They also had to swerve to avoid this cock... Car 2 Rego EGY280 this white Hilux with GS on the door flew up behind me and sat right up my ass tailgating and sitting over the centreline trying to pass, I was behind other traffic so couldn't do much till it was clear, once i passed he got stuck behind and did the exact same thing again before catching me again and speeding off over 110 etc. Rest of the day wasn't too bad little rain but it was nice, nothing excessive at all. Pretty good day, little busy at times but that is how I like it so all is well. Take care and catch you all tomorrow!

Day 944 13/6/14

What can I say, Friday and thank fuck for that..... Started off the day not far from actually setting off from work and headed up Turret Rd towards the Maungatapu roundabout when this Page Contractors Truck Rego BWH224 (http://www.pagetransport.co.nz/) was going up the hill truck and trailer going 90 in the 70 zone.... Impatient fucker Then later on I was behind this person Rego XY9873 White Corolla when he decided after a long straight which he could have passed the truck on to finally pass it right before a blind corner! He got back in half way around the bend with the oncoming traffic just going past him as he got in! Very close to a head on. Not long after the truck turned off and I was behind this muppet again and when following him he was trying to look in the back of his car where his 2 dogs were and whilst doing so was all over the road swerving back and forth slowing down etc Apart from that the rest of the day was pretty plain sailing to be honest, nothing more to talk about. Bloody nice weather for a change this week. Well take care over the weekend please and see you all next week!

Day 943 12/6/14

Woohoo finished early for once in my life! Bloody rare to say the least. Didn't have a bad day on the roads at all, the rain was there most of the day but in light patches so didn't bother me at all, had a couple of slower cars but nothing to worry about. Also had one idiot tonight when I was finishing up, Cameron Rd this person Rego UO432 cut over in front of me when I went to pass them then they took off at speed running near red lights etc and the funny thing was a sticker on the back said ClubFit, yeah must of come with the car eh....... Nothing more to say, so take care on the roads and catch you all tomorrow!

Day 942 11/6/14

Man what the fuck is with the people on the roads in the wet! All day I had battled the shit weather which was enough as the heavy wind pushed me around and the heavy rain caused flooding and more crap to drive in, yet the assholes still took over the roads causing me to swerve and brake to continue on alive! Car 1 Rego EPY792 this Brown Nissan Serena family wagon thing just ran a roundabout straight in front of me didn't give two shits to even look that I was coming around, this was in Whakatane. Car 2 Rego FRQ613 this up himself cock muncher was cutting in and out of cars from Te Puke to Tauranga, cut me off when i went to pass him then slowed right down fucking me off. Car 3 Rego A black holden along Hewletts Rd tonight flew past me going 90 at least then slammed the brakes on to avoid going into the rear of another car, couldn't just sit on the speed limit, no that is too mainstream..... Tosser! Then took off at speed again in the left lane underpassing everyone. Also the whole day I was dodging shit drivers crossing the centre line and other obstacles so pretty over it today. That is all, see you tomorrow!

Day 941 10/6/14

Well well well, another day down..... Just! The weather today to put it politely was an absolute joke, fucking shit with the drivers to match! Lets speed up, no were slowing down again, sorry off we go again....... Sigh...... Had a cyclist today nearly get taken off his bike in Whakatane by some monkeys in a family wagon, also had a cop stop right in the middle of a giveway sign, went to turn left then as i went to go right he flicks his indicator on the flicks a U turn right in front of me! Put my hands up like What the fuck are you up to mate.... Also had a dickhead coming home Rego ETJ242 this dick cut me off when I went to pass him, he then slowed down and held me and others up, he then would take off then slow right down on every corner slamming the brakes on being a complete cock. So that is all really, so take care and catch you tomorrow for another great day in the rain.

Day 940 9/6/14

So another week starts off again and what a slow day! Had the slow drivers some of the day so not too bad really, the run home was the worst part with people that cannot drive in the rain let alone the dark too just took way too fucking long! The next three days are supposed to be heavy rain warning etc so might get a little wet but won't know till the day's are here. Nothing more to talk about today as it all went to plan so happy days.

Day 939 6/6/14

Friday, what more can I say! pretty over today with the assholes on the roads. Car 1 Rego FZR1 this old maori tart would take off on the straights but any slight corners etc she would slow right down, this included at the main intersection at Kawerau highway etc. She turned in and I followed as it was all clear but then she nearly stopped and was putting along like a fucking snail with cars beside me wanting to go, i gave her a little toot to hurry the old fucker up and she took off (hurray!) Then she slowed down a bit so I passed her only to get a nice polite 2 finger salute out the window to me, how nice! Car 2 Rego TT6115 this black fuck from black Power was in the left lane going out of the Hub in Whakatane and was slow as so i was already starting to pass him, he didn't like that so floored it and took off then cut over in front of me with no indication nearly hitting the back of the car that he was behind, once in front of me he passed the other car he was behind then cut over in front of them to turnoff left just ahead......... Yes very good thinking einstein! Derp...... Also had one guy in a holden tonight who i was passing in a passing lane and he sped up and closed the gap for me to merge into even though there was a massive gap before hand! If you are not going to pass then leave a gap for the ones that are and the ones that actually want to sit on the speed limit! Fucking dickhead! Rest of the day was busy with a few more drama's over the day but nothing I couldn't handle, also saw a angry guy about to get his car towed parking on yellow lines and was taking it out on the towie who then called the cops on him etc, so yeah eventful to say the least! Well that is all today so take care and see you all Monday!

Day 938 5/6/14

Well one more day to go and thank fuck for that. Today there were too many muppets out there that just can't drive to save themselves! One of the tonight around the new roundabout out by Maketu this person Rego HFU471 in a ute when the lanes had ended he flew up the side of me cut me off and wait he had a trailer too so had to brake and swerve left to avoid this dickhead then he sat tailgating another vehicle within half a car length at least! One point nearly rear ended the poor guy! Fucking inbred... Rest of the day was alright just emotional with my own shit going on but owel shit happens eh!

Day 937 4/6/14

Ha! Interesting day really. Had a couple of idiots today and lets start with them shall we.... Car 1 Rego EYF167 this ute from the Whakatane Council Rural Fire dept sat right up my ass tailgating me out of Whakatane this morning then in the afternoon did the same coming back in! He then cut over through the roundabout in the Hub trying to get past me cutting the corner etc but didn't make it haha, fucking idiot! Then later on a unmarked cop car Rego EAR112 flew down the Kope alleway going at least 70+kph, kids or anyone could walk out from behind a car or a fence and get struck, no clue in the world and no common sense at all! Rest of the day was alright, a bit slow and tiring with some slower vehicles taking their time and fucking around which slowed a few down but that's life eh, take it on the chin and move on i guess. Nothing more to talk about today so take care and catch you all tomorrow!

Day 936 3/6/14

Shit can't believe how good it was on the roads today, not one driver to moan about haha bloody rare to say the least eh! I mean there were the typical slower ones taking their time but nothing more than that so it was good. The whole way coming home from Whakatane to Pongakawa I only had 1 truck and no cars going the same way as me so it was a free run all the way! Well nothing more to comment on so take care and catch you all tomorrow!