Day 473 30/4/12

Well the end of April is here! Gone soo bloody fast it's not even funny.... Anyway, today well yeah............. Started out alright a bit busy but all was going well, that was untill i got to Edgecumbe and had this lady who i have seen before, she sat on just under 100 but would speed up if you went to pass and sit near the centreline, she was also tailgating etc aswell. Rego was DYJ886 Then not long after on my way back to TGA on my first run i had an old man from Problem Gambling Foundation rego CEA767 in a white corolla. Now this old man when i came up behind him he was sitting on about 80kph, he then took off like a bat out of hell going over 110 easy, then slowed back down and sat on about 85, so i passed he then floored it when i was in the middle of passing him, i carried on passing and pulled in and he slowed back down. From Thornton Road all the way to Pukehina this man crossed over the centreline 32 times!!! I know. He got pulled over from the help of the Police and ticketed for offences etc. This was just complete stupidity, he nearly hit 2 cars when on bends he had his car half in the oncoming lane! Last but not least heading home in the pitch black as it was a very late night, this boy racer in a RX8 rego BZL799 who would sit just under 100 but like the other lady up a couple he would race off round bends in the roads cutting corners etc being a right cunt! He slowed right down to not even 10kph through the roadworks in Matata due to his car being way too low, no exhausts aswell very loud, then he flew off again at least 90+ in the 60 zone.... No wonder they get a bad name...... Well that was my day really, take care and i hope tomorrow is better!

Day 472 27/4/12

What a weird day! Started out overcast which turned into a few showers of rain during the day and with that out came the idiots! Had an elderly lady pull out in front of me then floored it in a car she could not handle, she nearly went into the back of a parked 4x4 only to swerve over the road nearly hitting the median island, then back again nearly hitting another parked car! No idea at all. Anyway Car 1 of the day Rego AWN960 this driver was up and down from 70 up to over 120, tailgating cars and passing on yellows and before corners etc Car 2 Rego CTL193 this guy from Transpacific was coming along and when i had got to the roundabout he floored it from my left and i had to wait for him as i nearly went into the front of his ute but wait there's more, yes he had a trailer on aswell! What a complete cunt! So those were the assholes, i also had a Bay Hopper bus in Whakatane when i saw him coming along he was a fair bit away so i backed out of a park only to have him speed up then flash his lights at me, tough shit you fucking retard! They are always cutting in front of people about time you waited! Well that is all the excitement today, take care and i will see you all again on Monday. Have a good weekend!

Day 471 26/4/12

Well fuck me sideways what a day! Weather started out alright but by the end of the night it turned to a heap of shit with rain and blackness everywhere and idiots galore! Only had 2 assholes of the day though which i suppose it getting better haha. Car 1 was a truck from APL rego APL2 this truckie was sitting soo far up another trucks ass if anyone wanted to pass we had to get both at the same time, one car managed to get in front of the rear truck only to be tailgated very closely behind! Complete fucking moron, should leave a space for people to pass! Car 2 was a Bay Hopper bus Rego ETY198 who thought it was a good idea with a bus full of passengers to pass a person towing a camper coming head on towards me! I not only had to move to the left a little but slow right down to allow this cock to carry on passing! He didn't seem like he gave a flying fuck anyway......... So yeah, also had the usual slow drivers with no clue in the world etc. Well tomorrow is another day, take care on the roads out there and I will see you then :)

Day 470 24/4/12

So its Tuesday and tomorrow is Anzac Day so a day off......... Today was alright i guess, busy as all hell but pretty tolerable :) Only had 2 assholes of the day which were the following. Car 1 Rego AZQ669 this old man in his camper thing was sitting on 60 holding up a huge line of traffic and did not move over at all fucking inconsiderate old cunt Car 2 Rego EDG648 this man was sitting on about 85kph then when it was clear to pass this cock would speed off over 110kph! Also past 2 cars on a blind corner and tailgating etc........... Other than that it was ok haha, so take care and I will see you on the roads again on Thursday.

Day 469 23/4/12

Well fuck me sideways and call me jimmy! What a day from hell with complete idiots taking over the roads today............ I'll start with the name and shame and see how i go after. Car 1 Rego FZL555 this lady in her flash Mondeo was driving all over the road, wandering like a lost fucking chicken as she tailgated other cars and would sit next to one in the passing lanes untill the end where she would take off to block others from passing etc. She just had no fucking clue at all how to drive a car! Also her random bursts of speed was shit aswell. Car 2 Rego EKW260 was a Transit from Budget Rentals who was speeding over 120kph nothing much else just a dick. Car 3 Rego BLM948 this old man who was driving a truck he was sitting on 60kph and not letting anyone past at all. Car 4 Rego GHM74 now this car and another Rego FZF686 both of these cars were racing each other, tailgating cars very close and speeding over 120, cutting in and out of cars back and forth, crossing over the centreline to see to pass etc. They were also not indicating as they were passing, one just about went up the back of me cause of thier closeness in tailgating aswell. So yeah fun fun eh ? Fucking muppets! So yeah, that was my day in a nut shell, take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another run :)

Day 468 20/4/12

So can't really be assed writing another full story about today so just the drivers....... Car 1 Rego CTT485, this silly bitch passed a truck in Matata township on a median cause she couldn't be bothered waiting another 200 meters or so until a straight! Car 2 Rego YI1976, this black hussy pulled out from Rangiuru Affco straight in front of me and other cars travelling at 100kph! We all had to nearly stop to avoid this cock as they carried on at 70! Car 3 Rego GFU173 in a blue Isuzu truck pulled out from the Kawerau Mill in front of us didn't use the slip lane and we all alsmmed the brakes on when i twas clear 2 cars back! He then nearly hit the car that was passing him when he swerved into the lane the other car was in nearly hitting the rear of his ute! He then carried on at 100kph with a trailer on too! So yeah there you have it, another day down and it's Friday :) Have a good weekend and I will see you all Monday.

Day 467 19/4/12

Well it's Thursday and with the weather being pretty nice and the rest of the week looking primo i'm not complaining................ Yet :P But then again there are some cocks who need to be named and shamed! Car 1 Rego IFARAR this guy was sitting on the centreline going under the speed limit holding cars up and we couldn't fucking see cause of his shit! Car 2 Rego ADE329 this man in his skyline was tailgating very close to others, speeding over 120 and being a complete cunt :) Car 3 Rego FYC675 One huge fat bitch was tailgating close just after the skyline guy and was speeding at least 100 in a 70 zone! Car 4 Rego EUN563 this asian noodle was driving like absolute shit, tailgating closely, passing before bends and speeding lastly cutting cars off and wandering all over the lane back and forth over and over! So the day is done, Oh and forgot to mention, a Pikowai Carriers truck pulled straight out in front of me and another car when we were travelling at 100kph!! Cunt! Well that is all i can say for now :) Take care and sorry about the swearing, just venting on here rather than abuse on the roads haha!

Day 466 17/4/12

Well another day down and yet more assholes all over the road like a bad rash! Started the day with awesome weather, not much wind to cool it down but was tolerable. Morning was very busy with alot of work loaded up ready for the days work, did the whole morning run and was about 1pm when some old man underpassed me coming into Whakatane just like yesterday, Rego was DDY220 he flew up in the left lane and cut me off when the lanes had finished!!! And only to get in front of one car, Me! Then about a hour later i had some cuzzie heading to Kawerau who could not sit and wait, he had to pass every last car in front, from close tailgating to speed he carried on till he got in front only to slow down to 90kph! Rego was CPB663 Lastly i had an old man i think who was driving his civic from Whakatane to Te Puke Rego was EZC857 he would sit on 80kph and when it was clear to pass him he would take off to 110kph at least, he did this time and time again and had a huge line of traffic which only got bigger behind him as we carried on! So that was the day really, busy and hectic haha. Apart from that all went well i guess :) Take care and i will see you all again next time!

Day 465 16/4/12

Well not too bad of a day with the weather which was alright, not too hot at times but no rain. Although some idiots were out today it wasn't overly bad. Asshole 1 of the day was FWS288 this blonde lady with kids thought she was the flashest bitch on the market with her ford territory, she was tailgating after trying to underpass me, she then carried on only to cut a truck off so he couldn't pass her through Te Puke....... Asshole 2 was some old man in a Alteeza Rego CBG545 who cut me off at the start of a 2 lane road, he went into the left lane only to pull straight over on me when i went to pass, he then pulled back into the left lane only to underpass me when the 2 lanes finished and cut me off again nearly hitting the side and front of my car!!! also had some trucks speeding over 100 but owell will just be another crash eh ? So that was really the day, it was pretty busy but apart from that not too bad I guess :P Take care and I will see you all again tomorrow.

Day 464 13/4/12

So another day down and another mess left behind on the roads for others to clean up. For those that havn't seen, another truck going too fast at Otamarakau rolling round the corner. Article found here http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/24100-truck-rolls-on-sh2-near-matata.html And yes i got detoured round the back of Fucksville twice! Cost me a shit load of time and nearly had 2 accidents on the loose gravel because the stupid assholes that never have driven on the gravel decide to travel at the same speed as normal and nearly lost it on the corners head on!!!! So with that note, lets get on with the asswipes of the day shall we ? Car 1 Rego was DQP134 this cock from te Maunga to Te Puke would constantly speed off then slow right down this happened time and time again! Car 2 Rego DBW546 this maori whore did the same thing untill i passed her she then slowed right down and got left behind, thanks for that bitch! Car 3 Rego CGC281 this is another example of someone with no driving sence at all speeding up and slowing down all the time! Car 4 Rego CEU981 another bunch of cuzzies who were sitting right up the ass of other cars laughing thier heads of trying to pass when they couldn't and speeding etc So yeah, another great day on the roads of mayhem.................. Have a safe weekend and I will see you all next week.....

Day 463 12/4/12

So another day on the roads and nearing the end of the week which is always a bonus really specially when you have had a shit week! Only one major asshole of the day and that was this complete braindead cunt who when i was sitting on 100kph he rolled straight through a giveway sign in front of me, if i had tried to even stop i would have been soo far in his car it wasn'nt even funny so I passed him on the turning median on the right, he then flashed his lights and waved his arms round like a Orangutang in a hissy. His rego was EYK271 and it was a Nissan Wingroad in grey, now if i had done this to someone at any time which i wouldn't cause that is the most stupidist thing i have seen for a while i would expect them to pound the shit out of me!! Hope he learns his lesson one day when someone goes right into him, next time he does that to me i won't be so forgiving! Well the rest of the day was alright i spose, had a bit of rain near the end of the day but apart from that it was smooth sailing haha. Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for the last round of the week.

Day 462 11/4/12

So I am back again after a few days off chilling during Easter, with that is always the assholes haha, cannot for the life of me seem to get a decent day without any interuptions.............

Well started off and only just got down the road when a Tirau Earthmovers truck carrying dirt was loosing it all over the road causing a huge dust storm which me and the other cars behind could not see for the life of us, he didn't give a shit as he carried on the freeway nearly causing accidents etc. Also did not have it covered like normal. Rego was ASE763

Then not long after at all had some what looked like indian driving a Corona Rego UU6254 who pulled out in front of traffic and drove in the oncoming lane till he cut someone off, he then slowed right down and held us up then sped up and was braking randomly before slamming on the brakes and nearly having a truck up his asshole!

The third asshole of the day was a K&S freighters truck Rego CRZ106 who was sitting right up the ass of another car, even if he was going slow no need to tailgate that close!!!

Lastly this muppet when i went to pass him and a campervan he pulled straight out in front of me nearly hitting the front of me car then he indicated!!! He then slowed right down after we pulled back in! After this he was wandering all over the road being a complete cock and just about did the same thing again when i went to pass another car........ Rego was DEY813

Oh i forgot there was a crash on the way home near Te Puke Golf Course when 4 cars all indians who were tailgating each other at night in the pouring rain and when that happens and cars need to stop in a hurry what happens ????

They all crash!! Hahahahahahaha, car in the middle munted as and all i could do is laugh cause i have seen them driving like absolute cunts like they own the fucking road, good to see they took themselves out this time and not someone else!!! Good bloody job!

Apart from all that the day wasn't too bad until the afternoon when the weather turned shithouse..........

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for another round of fun.

Day 461 5/4/12

Why the fuck do people drive soo slow when they go on Holiday ? All day long i had tourists from other parts of NZ driving along at well under the speed limit and no cops pulled any of them over which was a bit harsh.........

Some of the asshole today were

Car 1 Rego EYG536 this guy from Valley Rd Panel & Paint who was speeding over 120, tailgating closely and crossing the centreline constantly.

Car 2 Rego ARB649 An older man who passed a truck & Trailer unit right before a blind bend! Lucky the car coming the other way round the corner saw him and moved over, the old man had to cut the truck off to get back in!

Car 3 Rego TAYIAH now this bitch is not the first time i have seen her doing crazy shit like this aswell and won't be the last either. She was sitting right up the ass of another car and crossing over the centreline constantly aswell.

So yeah also had the Mob parked up in the middle of the road having a chat, had to go on the grass and kerb to get round them! and another cock who was towing a trailer moved over to the left for me to pass and when i was next to him he tried to pull back on me pushing me into the oncoming lane fucking muppet!

Well glad that shit is over today................. See you next week!

Day 460 4/4/12

Man it was a warm day, bloody hell haha!

Most of the day I had warm wind and strong as blowing the car round all day long!

Also had the muppets of the day too which never seem to end!

Car 1 Rego CTQ824 was a Red Estima who would sit on 80kph and when it was clear to pass this old man would take off over 100! he did this time and time again.

Car 2 Rego EDD795 another man who was speeding and thens at right up my asshole tailgating like the ass monkey he was.

Car 3 Rego DLG883 this elderlyish man underpassed me when the 2 lanes had already merged into one a few meters back and cut me right off, I held the horn down and then he waved his arms in the air like it was my fault! These are the causes of crashes on the damn roads........

Car 4 Rego DAY204 Now this silly slut from Whakatane to Te Puke would sit on a slower speed to piss anyone behind her off and as soon as it was clear she would take off over 100 she also would sit on the centreline so no one could see to pass!!!

So that was my day, hope you had a better one!

See you all tomorrow for another round on the roads.

Day 459 3/4/12

Fucking hell what a day from hell!!!

Started earlier today to have a chat with the boss etc which is all good, headed off and got to Hauone when once again seen the same truck i see most days crossing over the centreline!! Rego was NTHCHL works for Pams!

Then not long after that i saw some stupid stupid bitch who passed a line of cars in the oncoming turning median with oncoming cars aswell and just about had a head on when she continued to pass a truck!!! Rego was TN1672

Then at the end of the day after battling alot of heavy wind i had a complete CUNT! from Kada who passed me after going well over 120 to catch me and was speeding in roadworks etc, he flew past me on a dip in the road at high speed with oncoming cars which had to move over and then he nearly had a head on! He then continued on speeding as he passed on corners and more yellow lines etc Rego was GCL382!!!!!!!!

So that was my day, Oh and forgot to mention, got held up big time tonight and didn't finish till 7pm!

Over today big time..................

See you all tomorrow for another day and hope it's not like today!

Day 458 2/4/12

So another week has begun and yet the idiots are still on the roads!!

Starting out with a comment i made last time from Friday when i said about the car getting hit by a petrol tanker. Apparantly an elderly lady pulled straight out in front of a truck so yeah..............

Anyway today, had a few truckies being idiots speeding and tailgating each other and not letting others pass and so on. Also had some other slow drivers speeding up and slowing down most of the day including the following.

Car 1 Rego FMY436 this slut of a lady was sitting on about 85-90kph as soon as the passing lane came up she floored it and went over 110kph easy, then slowed back down after! She did the same on the next one as well and went well over the speed limit then too!

So yeah, weather wise had a few spits but rest of the day was a real shit muggy type of weather which was an ass to work on, Aircon didn't quite cut it and just having the window open was a joke too haha.

So have a good night and I will see you again tomorrow for another round of fun and adventures.

Travel safe on the roads!