Thursday, January 31, 2013

Day 638 1/2/13

So it's Friday again and what was this one person thinking today, he was in a work vehicle signwriten all over but no logo on rear, he was tailgating, crossing over the centreline and took off speeding and sitting on between 120-130kph!! Absolute idiot! Apart from that one dickhead the rest of the day was pretty good with no complaints from me :) Nice weather all day too which is always a good thing, not really much else to say as it all went smoothly. Take care over the weekend and i will see you all monday for another round on the roads of mayhem!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Day 637 31/1/13

So January is just about over and onto the second month of the year already! Traffic today was a fucking nightmare from about 1pm onwards, unsure if it was to do with school or what but man there are some fucking muppets on the roads! Had a guy from TGA Hospital driving like an absolute twat Rego FEA244 #62 he was speeding over 120 at times, tailgating, not indicating when passing just very impatient in the way he was driving and passing etc. Car 2 of the day some cuzzie in a Holden who was speeding over 130 etc Rego TR2361 So apart from them i had some very slow drivers all over the place today, could not escape from them! Weather on the other hand was another fucking mint day with the sun shining. With that note I will leave you to it, take care on the crazy roads and see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Day 636 30/1/13

Another fucking awesome day, can't complaint at all about the weather and how the day went it was pretty good! Only had one asshole who ive seen before Rego FJD151 some cuzzie bro speeding, tailgating, crossing back and forth over the centreline, passing in the stupidest places etc... Nothing really else to say, boring i know right! But there isn't the rest of the day was a little busy on the roads but overall couldn't give a shit haha. So with that ill leave you to it, take care and see you all tomorrow for yet another round on the roads :)

Monday, January 28, 2013

Day 635 29/1/13

Well back into it after a long weekend and some slow drivers are still lurking around the place, campers etc. Well only had one asshole today Rego GMA623 this muppet thought it was a good idea to pass a truck on a yellow line coming towards me...... Only just got in before i went past! Other than that it was a good day, sun shining, music playing. Gotta be a good day above ground eh! Well nothing else to say as nothing much else happened haha, take care on the roads and I will see you all again tomorrow!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Day 634 25/1/13

So it's Friday and the start of a long weekend and there wasn't as much traffic on the roads as i thought there would be which was fuckin awesome haha. Only had one complete moron on the roads which was some Ragtop who i have seen before doing the same thing to me, Rego ZC1781 in a Blue Hilux who when i was going 100 on the open road, he pulled straight out in front of me up ahead i managed to get down to 45kph when i was right up his asshole! Absolute fucking muppet, mind you most of those rug munchers are pretty shit drivers around the Te Puke area and im not picking on all of them just the fair few that cant drive or hold no licences! Weather was awesome too so that is all really, take care over the long weekend and Ill see you all Tuesday! YEOW!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Day 633 24/1/13

Man what a busy day traffic wise, fuck there was a shit load of it. Unsure if it was to do with the long weekend or if some of the people are heading home or what but there were campers, trailers, trucks, buses, vans all types taking over the road and made it a mission of a day to get past when they all tailgate each other cause they all want to pass but when it's clear they fuck around like headless chickens and don't pass at all!! Only had one asshole today Rego GBW391 which was some guy who was too impatient when sitting behind cars and would cross over the centreline alot and tailgate, also when he could he would speed untill he got stuck behind other cars then it would start over again etc. Apart from all of that the day was fucking awesome with nice as weather all round, hot and not too muggy but did have the heat in the air. So that is it for the day, take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for yet another round :)

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Day 632 23/1/13

Another day down with only one major asshole on the road worth writing about which was some absolute dick in a Hilux Rego FTJ287 who was sitting under the speed limit as soon as i passed and was beside him he floored it to try and cut me back off, once i got in front he then sat right up my asshole tailgating me waving his arms around like a lunatic before i let him pass me and carry on he then sat up other peoples asses aswell..... Apart from him the day was pretty good with the weather being warm as and not many assholes just the normal slow ones haha. Well take care our there and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Monday, January 21, 2013

Day 631 22/1/13

It's only Tuesday and the idiots were flowing all over the roads haha. The whole morning run to Whakatane was awesome with the sun shining away and a good run there with not many holdups it was great! Then came the run back when i got behind one person Rego EMM460 who was speeding up then slowing down, wandering all over the road and crossing the centreline too..... Not long after this person on the way back to Whakatane i had some absolute cunt of a person Rego ZS7525 who passed a truck right before a blind bend with me coming the other way, i came around and he just got into his lane when he went past me!!! Talk about too close for comfort! Lastly some fucking stupid bitch Rego GPK167 was sitting on 60 in a 100 zone with a ton of traffic waiting lined up behind and she carried on no idea at all..... So that was the day really, finished early too which was a bonus! Take care on the roads and I will see you again tomorrow, Half way through haha!

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Day 630 21/1/13

So what a fucking day Started off with a service car and the boss came and met me soo late it wasn't funny, lost half my break.......... Carried on and had some bad news from home but won't say on here so it snowballed from there really haha. Car 1 of the day Rego TIMSY was some cunt in a Navara who was going at least 90kph in a 70 zone racing himself no indication when cutting in and out of traffic etc Car 2 Rego FDY584 was some chink who sat on 30 and as soon as i started passing he sped up over 70kph in a 50 zone, cutting in and out of lanes etc as well...... Dickhead! So that was really it, the weather was hot but was good, nothing else to say really ? Take care and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads

Friday, January 18, 2013

Day 629 18/1/13

So Friday was the last day of the week and man some fucking dickheads with no clue were out in force! First one of the day Rego DTJ649 was from Traffic Management who was parked on the right side of the road with a guy with white hair was on the left hand side of the road putting a sign out well off the road, i came past and had already slowed down to 80kph, he just walked straight out in front of my car forcing me to slam the brakes on hard to avoid running this thick shit over! Why the fuck do you not look when crossing the road in a 100kph area and when he did turn and see me he carried on like a fucking turtle! Absolute bullshit from Traffic Management! Then not long after some cuzzies in Kawerau were driving along Rego OA8846 with a young child 2-3 months old sitting on the lap of some fat lady in the passenger seat with no care in the world............ Typical really! So that was the day really, weather wasn't too bad and had a fair bit of traffic every now and then but yeah....... Have a good rest of the weekend, i know delayed post but owell.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Day 628 17/1/13

So a pretty good day today which is a rare sight lately haha, only had one major asshole on the roads which was a truck from DPS Haulage Whakatane who was speeding well over 100 and when a slower car going 95kph ahead the truck sat right up his ass tailgating! Absolutely disgusting behaviour in a any vehicle let alone a truck! Apart from that the weather was nice, and the day was pretty cruisy :) Take care and see you all tomorrow, Friday!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Day 627 16/1/13

Well today was a little quieter on the roads i guess ? Not too much to deal with today only had a couple of assholes and some other slower cars that didn't really know how to drive at all. Car 1 Rego EYC322 was a ute from McAlpine Hussman who came flying up behind me when i was sitting on about 102kph, he then shot past at speed taking off and lost sight of him only to get into Matata and have the same dickhead holding everyone up!! Car 2 Rego GLP24 looked like some old fucking dried prune who was holding cars up then coming into the Hub in Whakatane he sped off in the left lane when people and me tried to pass him like he thought he could race a car, he then slammed his brakes on when he came up to another car in the other lane to block everyone else from passing either, he then cut the roundabout and nearly hit the side of my car!! Absolute cunt, he also cut another car off in Whakatane when he ran a roundabout in front of them..... Apart from them it was a tame day and weather was nice for driving :) Well take care on the roads and see you all tomorrow!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Day 626 15/1/13

Fuck the slow ones are still taking over the roads haha. Started off with some cunt of a truckie from Fernz Rego GEY31 who was tailgating very close to me and other cars...... Car 2 Rego GKS78 was a TGA Hospital car that was all over the road and over the centreline constantly, weaving like a drunk person Car 3 Rego CRS581 was a old lady who was slow as and then a passing lane came up and she floored it fucking bitch! So apart from them I had a couple of others holding up a few lines of traffic but overall an alright day Take care, i can't be assed writing any more haha. Drive safe!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Day 625 14/1/13

So another hot muggy day and the traffic in the morning wasn't too bad to be honest until i started to head back to Whakatane when some absolute cunt in a van sat on around 80 which isn't too bad but didnt move over for anyone and had a line of about 20ish cars banked up behind! The 3 cars behind did not pass either but decided it was a good idea to tailgate each other and not let anyone past too! Then had some silly tart who raced off on the straights but around slight bends in the road she slammed the brakes on and down to around 50kph!!!! Just about caused a huge crash at one point.... Also another dick of the day in a brand new VW Touareg Rego GDH334 who was speeding up to 130 at least with no indication when passing and being a right cunt... Well that was the day really, did have a few other slow ones but not worth the mention :P Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads ;)

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Day 624 11/1/13

Well Friday and i have to say today was the busiest day of the week, the amount of traffic which took over the roads was incredible! From trucks, campers, caravans, boats and very slow drivers they took over everything, it wouldn't be bad if they kept to the speed limit but they never do! Some absolute fucking inconciderate cunts that sit in the middle holding a huge line of cars up not keeping left or moving over at all they think they own the damn roads! Anyway, one asshole of the day Rego WX9093 was some little cock with his fancy cheap glasses who was all over the place laughing his head off as he sped up then slowed down constantly and when someone tried to pass he would take off etc and cross over the centreline also not indicating when passing and so on........ Also had one guy nearly hit me head on cause he couldn't drive to save himself! Well apart from those assholes it was a fucking hot day again and glad to be finished for the week! Take care on the roads and see you all Monday :)

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Day 623 10/1/13

Finally had a better day, probably the best day of the week! Didn't have many shit drivers just the slow ones or the ones that decide to speed up when you go to pass them etc apart from that nothing to complain about :) Weather was nice as all day long with the heat beaming around and it wasn't too hot either. Nothing really else to say, had a good day apart from a very late night with problems leaving Whakatane at the end of the day but get that every now and then. So with that i will say have a good one and see you all tomorrow :)

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Day 622 9/1/13

The assholes just keep on coming don't they! Started the day off and all went pretty smooth with the warm weather which got hotter as the day went on, I got to Kawerau and came up behind this ute Rego TANGI2 who seemed to think it was ok for 4 teenagers to sit in the back of the ute unrestrained going 100kph, one nearly fell out when they were being stupid but doesn't suprise me as they were from Kawerau!! Car 2 of the day Rego TG4173 i think was drunk because within 4 minutes of sitting behind them they crossed the centreline over 7 times!! It carried on narrowly missing cars until they got pulled over! Car 3 Rego FYE125 was some old man who passed a line of cars with oncoming traffic and the car coming towards him had to swerve over to the left onto the grass and skidded out as the old man carried on passing towards me as if it was the norm!!! So there you have it, this all happened within 3 hours aswell!!! Over today completely so take care unlike these muppets and see you again tomorrow........ If i make it alive!

Monday, January 7, 2013

Day 621 8/1/13

For fucks sake still the slow cunts are taking over the damn road! I had 2 absolute assholes today one in a house bus thing from Otamarakau to Te Puke not once did he pull over to let people past we had literally about 30 cars lined up to get past him then on the way back to Whakatane from Te Puke another dickhead towing a caravan Rego EYR831 sat on 70 the whole way doing the same thing, not once did he pull over and had roughly 25 cars behind! Fucking inconciderate cunts! Then end of the night along Cameron Road which is a 50 area this Dr from TGA Hospital Rego BYK802 sped along over 60 then at the traffic lights when he came up to them would speed off over 70! Also not indicating when cutting in and out of lanes etc..... At least the weather wasn't too hot which was a good day driving but the slow ones killed the fun today! So with that im over it for today. Take care on the roads and please go the speed limit not only for my sake but others that are a bit impatient too.........

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Day 620 7/1/13

Man was it a hot day! Got up to 32 in Kawerau with no wind at all to cool anything down, same in Whakatane it was 31 and running round in this heat and humidity was a joke haha, good to lose weight but man haha. Well only had the one asshole really, It was a truck which ive seen before doing the same thing from Holcim trailer Rego G699G who tailgated another truck and did not allow anyone to pass, fucking asshole needs to be a bit more courteous on the roads with alot of vehicles backing up behind waiting to pass! Apart from him the holiday makers are slowly disappearing which is great but still some tourists causing shit on the road......... Take care for another day and I will see you all tomorrow :)

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Day 619 4/1/13

Yet another fucking shit day with asshole all over the roads holding tons of traffic up that want to sit on the speed limit! 2 Cunts of the day were Car 1 Rego GJM835 this Ragtop was all over the place, no indication when cutting people off or passing, tailgating and speeding he also blocked cars from passing when they tried to! Car 2 Rego BMF166 Now this fucking black ass passed a ute on the median corner at Manoeka Road, nearly had a head on with this cock and had to swerve left to avoid being hit and just about lost control too! Absolute fucking moron should have been put down at birth! So yeah, along with them it was a slow as day on the roads with assholes left, right and centre. Glad it's over and bring on next week! Take care on the roads and I will see you all Monday!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Day 618 3/1/13

Fucking hell, all the damn holiday makers and tourists are invading the roads once again, hopefully they will all fuck off soon. I don't mind if they sit on the speed limit but it's when they speed up then slow down and wander all over the road which makes it a fucking joke to drive around them! I could go on and on and on about them but can't be assed! Only major asshole today was some shit in Whakatane who ran straight through a roundabout to go just down a couple of streets in the process nearly cleaned a lady up that was going around the roundabout! Rego was EAC913 Not the first time i have reported on this car too! Seems they don't learn............ Not far from the trees this one! Apart from that it was a long day with the weather changing from sun to rain and back again and very slow driving most of the day.... Well take care and I will see you all tomorrow for the last day of the week!