Thursday, December 30, 2010

Day 180 31/12/2010

Fuck my days, today was a bloody long and slow day that's for sure!!! had more than expected on the road with the campervans holding people up but that's no suprise at all as most of them do not know how to fucking drive!!!! also with boaties all it takes is one look in the mirror and a place to pull over to let the 100 cars behind you past!!

Only drama i saw today was some complete idiot in his Subaru rego CKA65 who when i was passing him and 2 other cars decided to pull out right in front of me and go the same speed as the other car in the left lane so really just blocked me from passing, i mean why there was no point in it at all just being a complete and utter imbred piece of shit!

then saw a Wally Sutherland tow truck (rowes) which had a Subaru Legacy B4 on the back and all of a sudden had a little black head pop up, a little girl in the drivers seat must have been 5-6 years old only one in the car when it was being driven by her family member, yeah good safety there. Fail go back to primary!!!

Well that really was my day haha, take care and Happy New Year!!!! bring on 2011!

Day 179 30/12/2010

Well well well one more day to go then New Years booyah!!!

damn this year has gone fast haha, well enough about that, time for more mayhem on the roads lol.

Started out at Papmoa with some old cunt in his flash R8 holden rego D0NLY1 who was going pretty slow on the right lane so i went in the left lane passed him and the lane had ended, i then heard the roar of the V8 and he comes flying up the right hand side of me and cuts me off nearly taking my door panels with him and just about pushing me into the guard rail, complete and utter cunt, well he got his just deserts when he got pulled over for it by the police hah, shame asswipe!!

But wait there's more!!! after being held up with yet more slow traffic all day long, i got into Kawerau where this J-Swap truck and trailer unit pulled straight out of the Mill without even giving a shit who was coming, he then proceeded along at a mere 110kph!!! in a truck i remind you who should be limited to 90 ? jeez his rego was AYZ927 no idea at all.

If that wasn;t bad then i had some silly police lady rego FEA872 who passed me in a 50kph area going 65-70 easily and kept going, so yes indeed she is gettign a report from me, if we cannot get away with anything like that, neither is she, just abusing her power as a Police Officer there so owell.

That was really my whole day slow drivers and a few wankers............

Take care and i will report on yet another day in the "Life Of A Courier"

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Day 178 29/12/2010

Well hope all of you had a good Christmas and didn't endulge too much haha "yeah right" :P

Started off today with some very slow traffic which consisted of campervans which did not pull over at all and held up a consedirable amount of cars and completely oblivious to what is happening behind them.............. cunts!!

Also on the slow list was tourists who still havn't learnt how to drive properly and also the elderly who shouldn't be driving at all full stop.

so that really was my day, the other 3 main idiots were a car full of asians who frankly shouldn't be allowed to drive not being racist just telling the truth, they cannot drive at all on open roads!! and this lady was too busy chatting with her friends/family and swerving all over the road just about causing a few crashes etc then had some silly cock in a subaru wagon who tried ot change lanes round a roundabout and just about collect the front of my car!!! so keep an eye out for this tourist rego FQD465.

Then last but not least was a unmarked police officer in his ute who was tailgating others, then when i went to pass another car he shot in before me by overtaking on a median, then speeding going 120+ which i would have been given a ticket for if i had done that, then speeding again going about 80-90 in a 70 area his rego was DQJ68.


Well that was my day, hope you enjoyed what i have written and remember to stay safe on the roads etc when travelling.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Day 177 24/12/2010

Well today wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be that's for sure!!!

Had a pretty slow run into Whakatane which included a 20 minute delay in traffic jam through the HUB :( then trying to get a park in town was just a joke haha all the people getting thier last minute items etc, then had some slow traffic with campers holding up traffic not pulling over and the usual drama's.

Then in the afternoon it just turned round 180 when hardly anyone was on the roads and it was pretty bloody good haha, had a few wankers though on heading back on the first run when i went to pass she took off like a bat out of hell and then slowed down after the passing lane......... no idea at all!! Rego WM3297

Then in the arvo had some silly mongrels in thier manky ass old ford who was tailgating me and then passed a couple of cars behind me and just about had a head on in the process as they passed when they shouldn't of!!! rego was RM2733

So it is the last day before Christmas :) and now for a feed haha.

Take care to all and have a Merry Christmas to all :)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Day 176 23/12/2010

Hmmmm yet another very shit day, all day long i had people pulling out in front of me the going 70-75kph i mean why the fuck pull out in front of me to go that slow ??

Also combined with the slow assholes i get more slow tourist assholes that do not know how to drive to save themselves!!! i really am over driving round the x-mas period............

I had some silly old black used whore driving along at 70kph travelling from Paengaroa all the way to Te Puke and holding up a bloody long line of traffic and didn't care one fucking time to pull her shit ass over on the side!!! rego was BTZ432

Then coming home i had this retard in an AVTRONIC van rego ABY488 who was carrying a trailer and was sitting on 100, all of a sudden when cars wanted to pass him he startes speeding up to over 120kph i mean wtf cock, you got a trailer on in which you can only go 90 so already 30k's over the limit slow the fuck down willis!!


So yeah nice day eh...............


See you all again tomorrow if i survive!!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Day 175 22/12/2010

Hmmm well yes another day another dollar..................

Started out hearing about the head on collision in Te Puke where the victims were in a critical condition etc, had to figure out how to get through so a few calls were made but luckily all was clear when i went through!!

Then not long after heading off i got to Pikowai when some little hua passed a truck on yellows and was speeding etc, i later caught her in Whakatane when she went into the left lane i went inot the right lane and all of a sudden she cuts straight back in front of me, i then follow her for a bit and pass her, she then shoots up behind me and tailgates me......... some people eh, well she will be getting a letter from her local police station :) rego ELM267

Then after some humid weather which lingered all day long on the way back on the first run this other lady in a unrego'd and unwarranted car decided to floor it when i went to pass her, she then slows back down to 80 after the passing lane and holds up a line of traffic!!! i manage to get passed a few minutes later (10) then after her crap driving skills, she then tailgates me all the way down the next road and what i noticed is she had a small child in the front seat with no seating like a booster or other seat etc, yeah real good safety for your kid eh!!! complete bitch and her rego was AMA307

The rest of the day was me running around like a headless chicken in the humidity and sweating like a pedophile in a preschool!!!

Well i am back home once again ready for another day of crazy bullshit on the roads :)


To everyone who reads my shit that goes on, thank you and travel safe over the x-mas period and yes i still have another few days before it's x-mas just wanted to say it early :P

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Day 174 20/12/2010

Hmmmm well at least today wasn't really that bad haha.


Started out all good with some usual mongo's on the roads trying to go fast and failing miserably due to being stuck behind other cars and so on also people tailgating.

But then i came across a RMD (rorisons) truck who was passing another truck on the Matata straights and didn;t quite get his timing right as i had to pull over on the left to let this fucking cock pass and pull in, now this is the second time i have had the same company and most likely the same driver do this on the same straight aswell!!! shows what a good driver he is eh............ *cough*SHIT*cough*

Then was the ride home, this started with the courier turning up late due to campervans not pulling over!!! and going 80kph.

Then i had rain and heavy fog due to the humidity etc which caused chaos on the roads, also people not turning thier lights ON when low visibility is around etc

Well i am glad yet another day is down and dusted!!!

Let another one begin............

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Day 173 17/12/2010

Fuck me im glad this week is over!!!

Had some major idiots on the roads today, started out heading to Whakataniwha again and had some very slow ones on the roads not knowing how to drive if it saved thier life.

Then all thorugh the township etc had more idiots in the rush to buy/steal thier X-mas gifts etc, then got into Te Teko and fuck me had some little wanna-G on his Pitbike (small motorbike) and his cuzzies on another bigger bike, not one of them were wearing a helmet, shoes or anything for safety but owell that's Te Teko for you!! anyway, this one on the little bike just rode straight out in front of me when i was going 100kph!! i had to slam on the brakes nad just about ran this fucker over, not that i would have cared really!! one less mongrel on the road.

Then rest of the day had a fair bit of rain and that made drivers worse including some fuckhead on the way home in which he moved over to the left for me to pass after a turnoff, then when i started to pass this shit drove straight back over just about into me!!! his rego was DAH893, also had some Sky installation van this morning pass a coiple of cars on a median when just down the road there was 2 lanes going through to pass all he likes, but no had to do it then and there cutting off a car too Rego was EWS415.


Well im glad it is over now!!! take care on the roads!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Day 172 16/12/2010

Rain and cunts, what makes driving more fun ??

Well the whole day once agian was ruined by complete fucking morons that shouldn't even have a licence at all!! had shit heads flying left and right today, heading out got stuck behind 2 trucks with an old person behind them and then a line of about 50 cars, everyone was just about tailgating each other so made for NO PASSING!!! and very slow driving at a mere 80kph this carried on from matata all through to Whakatane, not one person at the front pulled over at all all up them self cunts.

Then had some silly maori bitch run through a roundabout and i just about nailed her in the drivers door and she carried on like it was normal.......... Rego was ELQ299

Then had some idiot on the way home in her Sparky Prius rego DMW358 who was driving irratically, speeding and passing very fast and rashly!! silly tart, then had some complete moron in Te Puke run a roundabout again!!! some wanabe G-Dog in his Odyssey wagon thing rego FKG394 just about hit him as he flew past at over 60kph.....


Rest of the day was held up with slow assholes and ones going way too fast in the rain etc so yeah great day :S

Take care and see you again tomorrow!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Day 171 15/12/2010

Well well well yet another slow day lmao, started off going alright i spose with a good run till i got to Matata, then got held up by a small truck then a larger one then behind that an old man, and behind that about 100 cars in a line not leaving a gap for anyone to pass or pull over etc so yeah very slow trip at 80kph!!!

The rest of the day was bloody hot and muggy so made for a crap day to be running round in but owell lose weight i spose haha!

Yet more slow dirvers and irratic behaviour which included some cunt in a Suzuki Kizashi thing, rego was FLQ481 who would sit in the passing lane till the very end then he would hoof it and shoot past all the cars and you would be stuck there behind them all. Yay for him....... Not!! cunt!

Well that was really the main thing, slow drivers and irratic ones too so yeah hope it gets better as this is getting crazy on the open roads.

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Monday, December 13, 2010

Day 170 14/12/2010

Hmmmm yet again another very slow day :(

More slow drivers all over the place, why can't people just drive the speed limit ?? it would cause alot better traffic conditions etc.

Had more crazy mongrel mob on the roads in kawerau flying past others and passing in stupid places........... well that really says it all eh.

Not really much to say apart from had a fuckin slow day with more roadworks in which places that needed to be done arn't and things that don't need to be done are getting re-done ? wtf also idots all day long!!! and then had the other courier arrive very late which held me up by alot!

Lets hope things get better........

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Day 169 13/12/2010

More bloody tourists!!!! why can't they just go the speed limit and not hold up traffic ? most of today which in the morning was the worst i had tourists lined up in thier rental cars, a whole group of them maybe about 5-6 cars from Ace rentals and all going slow and not leaving a gap for people to pass etc and travelling at 80-90kph holding up trucks and cars for ages!!!

Also had some silly little tart in her unrego'd car this morning who was speeding then cut in front of me only to slow down, then just about launched over a kerb then took off like abat out of hell then tailgated more cars only to pass a van and cut it off as she passed on a turning median............. her rego was YD5803, absolutely no idea at all!!

Rest of the day was very slow due to trucks and the added traffic due to X-mas coming up etc so yeah..........

Well i hope tomorrow will be better, very unlikely but worth a try haha!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Day 168 10/12/2010

Well getting closer to Xmas so more idiots and slow drivers all over the place this includes the holiday makers etc who have no idea how to even drive!!

This morning was going great till i got into Whakatane and they had closed off one of the road and had to take a detour round the back etc which wasn't very far but took a while and lost a fair bit of time due to the amount of traffic using the same road..........

The about lunch time heading through te Puke this silly tart who was trying to beat a truck through the 2 lanes there she shot straight in front of me cutting me off only o slam on her brakes to avoid going up the back of the truck itself, then back into the other lane to try and pass it which she did only going about 80 in a 50kph zone!! then she got passed by me later on in the passing lane haha what a silly bitch!

Then if that wasn't good enough had some Mongrel guy in Kawerau who was sitting on 90 in a 100 zone and as soon as i caught up to him he hoofed it to over 130 and tialgated cars and was speeding and passing like there was no tomorrow this happened for a while, so yeah no idea at all this week!!


Very slow trip back home tonight also with cars going well under the speed limit :(

Owell now is the weekend thank god for that!!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Day 167 9/12/2010

Just like the other days this one was pretty shit too haha, started the morning with 2 cunts tailgating me could have been trying to race each other maybe not ? but anyway both passed me after tailgating then shot off passing a truck both on yellow lines at over 130-140kph.

Rest of the day was filled up with roadworks, slow drivers very slow drivers, tourists that cannot drive to save themselves, old people and cannot forget the assholes in the trucks who can't drive and no this is not every truck driver cause there are some good ones out there!! in particular the one i am talking about belongs to brandy's this cunt was sittign on the centreline blocking me form looking ahead making it more dangerous for me to see etc, then once i starte passing he rips into the oncoming lane probably about 1/4 of the way in there untill i passed him and got back in then he flew back over to his correct lane and guess what yep another Maori driver seems to be a common thing in maori people, not trying to be racist at all just stating the facts.

they are very aggressive and bad tempered, not all of them!!! just a fair few!

Well that really was my day on the roads, i hope Friday will be better!!

Take care.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Day 166 8/12/2010

This just gets better and better doesn't it ?

Started the morning just out of te Puke when some fucking maori or indian (didn't get a good look) with all thier mates in the car (rego CZU352) started passing in the most stupid places and the oncoming cars paid for it too having to swerve out of the way to avoid this manic, he did this once just passed the te Puke Golf Course when he passed a truck and car, he then did it not long after when he passed 2 trucks and a car and forced a lady off the road!!!

The later on in the day after battling with a fair few trucks and slow drivers, coming round the last bend on the Matata Straights before Otamarakau this Regal Haulage truck came flying round the bend and half in my fuckin lane!!! so rang the company and reported him, the boss guy said he was gonna give him a yell etc so here's hoping!

Then on the same trip back i had an Adline truck carrying loose gravel/Pumice mix with dirt etc which i was following behind and the tail opened a little bit about 10CM or so which caused all his load to start falling out, and where you may ask ?? on my fuckin vehicle!!!! scratches and mud like concrete all over it!! fucking cunt.

Then the rest of the day was just battling more slow drivers etc all the way home, so yeah quite eventful today, hope not much more of this for the rest of the week as i am well and truely over it haha.

Take care and i will see you again tomorrow for yet more drama's i guess.............

Monday, December 6, 2010

Day 165 7/12/2010

Fuck this man, today was pure hell!!! talk about a slow day.

Had more people pull out in front of me today than any other day i have had this included some cunt ass tourist in a van rego BBB363 who pulled in front of me then sat on 75-80kph in a 100 zone!!! i tooted at them after about 10 mins of following them for them to pull over as there was a que about 10 miles long behind me!!! but no idea what so ever, go back to your fucking country if you can't drive or stay off the damn road!!

Then had some fat cunt maori in his G-Unit honda civic (rego TC5887) oh no soo tough, he pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100, i just about went up the back of him, when he looked at me in the mirror i shook my head meaning like that was a bad idea, he then sticks his fat fuckin arm out the window with pieces of left over KFC falling of him and gives me the finger and shakes his fist, he then turns off at the next turn and when i go past him he puts his hand out again like a gun and pretends to shoot me etc......... wow yeah the only thing i am going to die from is the shit on the end of your fingers you fat cunt!!!


Well apart from those 2 cunts the rest of the day was bloody slow with the courier turning up late again and all sorts but can't really be fucked writing anymore as you can probably tell i am not the happiest person in the world right now haha.


Well take care once again and if you are a tourist please go the fuckin speed limit!!!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Day 164 6/12/2010

Today has to be one of the slowest days i have had specially with this hot weather!! it just dragged on and on.............

Also to add to the slow day i had tons of trucks all over the place, mostly container/cargo stuff like bulk loads and not many logging ones but there were a few this included a 6 truck train which i had to try and get passed one by one on the way out to Kawerau this arvo haha, talk about a mission some of them would speed up and block the gap so i couldn't get in which in my opinion is disgusting behaviour as could lead to a crash if someone was coming the other way etc.

Most of the day was filled with very slow drivers once again which just kept coming out of nowhere, one maori guy who was ugly as fuck he was going about 120+ on the highway passing lane then as soon as it finished he went down to a mere 80kph!! so once again if your going to go this slow go back to Kaikohe where your family has been imbred 100 times over and stay there!!!

Well i have had enough of today, been very slow with assholes on the roads etc and it's only going to get worse due to x-mas so take care on the roads and ill see ya again tomorrow for more fun and adventures!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Day 163 3/12/2010

I am glad this week is over!!

More and more cars and yet more and more idiots all over the road, had a fair few drivers causing shit today which included the following

1. ENE828 who i was following behind from te Puke all the way to Whakatane, this guy was speeding then slowing down etc most of the way there, he constantly crossed the centre line which nearly got him hit a few times!!

2.BFG653 This shit ass tourist i followed out of Whakatane was doing similar to the last guy, crossing the centre line god knows how many times and i went to pass him and he just cut straight out in front of me and passed the other car too!! just about went up the back of him.

3. had a guy race past me at about 130+ so rang in and he got pulled over by the police, and no reg/wof and speeding so there ya go my x-mas prezzie for ya cunt!!!

4. This fat islander lady jumped straight in front of me when i went to pass her and she sat in the passing lane the whole way not even passing!! some people eh no lcue on how to drive a car at all, all to them selves!

Well it is now the weekend haha, damn glad too!! only good thing about today was the sun!

Take care on the roads and i will see you all again Monday!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Day 162 2/12/2010

Well this week just keeps getting better doesn't it haha, well to be honest most of the morning wasn't too bad!! which is quite rare.

Had nice weather all day a bit muggy but all good i spose, better than pissing down with rain :P all morning had pretty good traffic with hardly any idiots just a few slow ones, then came the afternoon *sigh* had some old man in his Citroen rego ZZ1077 who was tailgating me and speeding etc within a meter of other vehicles then more speeding just some crazy shit, then rest of the day was all good untill I started to come home when i found the assholes of the century speeding all over the place this included some big maori gorilla going at least 140 in his holden................. overcompensation ??

Well that's really my day, see you again tomorrow for the last day :D