Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Day 237 31/3/2011

Fucking hell, for a half day for me due to being sick as!! it was a fucker of a day!

Started with heading out of Te Maunga and at Welcome Bay Rd i had this shit faced Indian lady pull straight out in front of me and another car, the one in front of me passed her on the yellows and i sat there behind her, we both nearly went up her black ass!! and she crawled along at a mere 75kph!! all the way to Te Puke for fuck sake, rego was YA1649 and was a black Primera.

Then if that wasn't enough all the way heading out to Whakatane i had this guy in front of me with his flash Ferrari 599 rego DWR599 who couldn't drive it to save himself!! would tailgate cars and sit behind slow trucks that were passing so by the time he went to go there could have been a car coming the other way that he didn't see etc which could have been fatal! and all the rest, speeding and so on. Complete wanker!

Also had a Fulton Hogan roadwork truck with trailer sitting behind a truck, he then went to pass but sat half n half in both lanes! then decided he did want to pass and went only at 90kph, and also on a yellow line! no idea what so ever rego was CYE199

And last but not least once again.............. this old elderly lady in her 3.0l Maxima travelled at 5kph holding up a line of cars in a 50kph area as she wandered back and forth in the lane indicating the turning it off, she then pulled into a no car park where i normally double park to pick up etc, i sat behind her and she crawled out straight in front of traffic nearly causing another accident!!!! her rego was VIERBM

Well glad today was over as fast as i started really haha!

Take care again and see you all monday as i will be off again tomorrow! :(

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Day 236 30/3/2011

Damn just about April already haha.

But the drivers are still going like shit! had a few wankers today and another who i think will be in big trouble :O

Car 1 Well i'll say truck 1 :P rego CNC917 when in the left lane and i was in the right he cut straight over on me to beat another truck that was in front of him only to travel bloody slow and hold me and others up due to his stupidity!

Car 2 was a complete fucking cock who passed on a blind hill on yellow and nearly hit me head on!! good job fuck knuckle! rego was ZL6982

Car 3 was come G-Unit wannabe in his VR4 who ran a red light when ours was green and all he could do is laugh his head off, yeah good job tosser! rego is ILLVR4

and last but not least is Car 4 :) who is a company car for Marra Construction who was speedig and also cut me off at a passing lane like the first truck did up top....... rego is DFE81


Also today saw a truck from Robert Monk Transport who was getting searched over by Police maybe hauling some other items that shouldn't be there ? as there was 2 cops and 1 undercover there too hmmmmmmmmmm............


Well that was my day really :)

Take care to all out there and ill report on some more tosser for the day tomorrow haha, drive safe now!!!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Day 235 28/3/2011

Ha what a crap as day! had the usual on the roads which shouldn't be there!

I'll start with a complaint i put in to a Haulage company last week (Regal Haulage) who was speeding etc into Matata, i got a email back from Alan Neal who said he downloaded the GPS etc and said the truck was not speeding as they have a limiter on them of 90kph whic i find a load of complete shit! as when i followed him into Matata he was going faster than me! anyway today i saw another one of thier trucks get pulled over for speeding! so what does that say Mr Neal ? don't trust your GPS!

Owell back to the other idiots, had one car rego ERE911 in a lancer wagon who sat up my ass and tailgated me also shot off speeding away, no idea at all, slow the fuck down and take your time!

Car 2 rego SKIDAZ who was a campervan and was holding up a ton of traffic travelling at a mere 75-80kph!!! didn't want to pull over for anyone at all!

And the other people on the road was a bit weird haha some need to really re-sit thier licence! as most probably don't even have one!

Well i'll be off for now, take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Day 234 25/3/2011

Bloody hell haha man there are some fuckwits on the roads!!

Some of the people in Te Puke must have got thier licence out of a cereal box or from the $2 shop as they cannot drive for shit.

Had one lot of yes you guessed it Indians, who would jump in a out of lanes not indicating then sat right in the middle of both lanes on the centreline holding up traffic on both sides to see which lane was moving faster then took off speeding through the town!! rego was TS700 green mitsi galant.

Also had the usual trucks and very slow drivers etc all day long which held me up big time most of the day :( also some rain here and there.

Well apart from all that shit it was ok i spose :P


Well take care and i will see you all again monday :)

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Day 233 24/3/2011

It just gets worse during the week doesn't it ?

Had a fair few assholes on the roads today which include the following!

Car 1 was a Purple Ford Falcon rego BKP200 who was in the left lane going into Whakatane then all of a sudden when i was at his rear wheels in the other lane just pulled straight over on me to beat the other cars......... big tough maori shit in his car paid for most likely by working NZers!

Car 2 was a Green VW Golf wagon who once again maori's drove erratically though Te Teko (nothing new) and were speeding etc rego was FTA576

Car 3 was a blue Nissan Serena rego BJJ663 who after i had already merged into the zip lane like your supposed to she comes flying down the left of me and cut's me off! fat samoan bitch, probably cause her KFC was getting cold ? or was that KFD (dog)

Last but not least Car 4 was a Spray Markers truck rego EDL541 who was not indicating round corners etc which isn't that bad but then went the wrong side of a island on a corner, no idea at all how to drive!

The rest of the day was filled with tons of trucks and also campervans once again bloody hell they are slow!!! get the fuck off the roads!!!

Oh yeah and coming along devonport road turning into 18th ave this monkey of a roadworker hadn;t put the road cones out properly so was blocking me and another lady getting past, the lady went and touched the cone made it come closer to my side so i had to nudge it over to get past, in doing so he raises his arms in the air and is hollering all sorts. GET OVER IT YOU FAT SHIT!!! it is not the end of the world, lazy fuck!


Well rant over :) take care once agai and i will see you all again tomorrow for more fun and adventure for the end of the week!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Day 232 23/3/2011

Yay it is wednesday, what some people call Hump day :)

Not much drama's on the roads today, the morning run out there had about 8 trucks in a row all cause the truck in the front would not pull over, well not till the last minute anyway that was after about 100 cars were lined up behind them all...........

Also had the campervans out in force today slowing down traffic, out of 9 i think there was only 1 that managed to pull over! so once again no idea how to drive at all.

Also had a fair few idiots cross the centreline aswell mostly in the morning, weather they were still trying to wake up i don't know.....

Also weather was pretty good all day, no drama's with that, had a bit of wind in the arvo heading back over there but was all good, also saw a truck blow out his tyre etc and something dodgy going on on the way to te Puke where someone was pulled over and the police were looking in the bush might have thrown something out the window ? drugs or something else etc.

Well that was my day for now, take care on the roads as there has been a fair few accidents lately! slow down and take your time! Better late than dead eh ?

Monday, March 21, 2011

Day 231 22/3/2011

Well today wasn't too bad, although it was for one logging truck who decided to go too fast and tip over in the wet, good job!! learn to slow down you shit you could have killed someone!.

Anyway my day haha, all morning was crap as it was raining etc and the shitty drivers that come with the rain............ also had the same maori shit heads in Whakatane that usually come out when it's raining, most likely to have a bloody wash!! and no im not trying to be racist just the ones who are mongrelised etc like gang type benefit taking ones :)

This included one guy who was riding his pushbike with half his ass hanging out looking like anal acne with blackheads all over it and what a disgusting site :S he also was riding right in the centre of the driveway holding me up and when i went to pass him he looked and tried to pull over and block me etc but with a car i can just put my foot down :)

Well apart from those tossers it was an average kind of day with no major drama's for me.

Well like i say most days, TAKE CARE doesn't seem to be sinking in for most people, owell they will learn one day.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Day 230 21/3/2011

Ha What another shitty day on the roads with a bunch of wankers to top it off!

Started with heading out on the long road once again and got to about Otamarakau when i was following behind a Truck from K&S Freighters with the truck code NZT125 and passed him etc carried on for a bit then i look in my mirror to find he was in the oncoming lane with cars that were coming head on to him having to pull over to avoid getting cleaned up by this stupid idiot!

The rest of the morning wasn't too bad but the afternoon bloody hell, all the maggots came out haha, had a old maori lady smoking away going 60kph!!! holding up tons of traffic and no care in the world apart from her ciggy eh cuzzie! rego was OS8156

Then came another idiot who sat on not only my ass but others rego was AAG520.

Well apart from all that crap the day was alright with a drizzle of rain here and there, and another 100mm of rain due tonight for the BOP etc.

Well take care on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Day 229 18/3/2011

Fucking hell haha what a day!

Started off very slow today :( had a red ford escape rego AUF611 who whenever i caught up to him he took off like a bat out of hell!! he also wandered a bit in his lane etc

Car 2 i had some fucking mongrel in Te Teko who was going about 90 in a 50kph area then took off passing me and crossing the centreline on bends in the road etc only to pull into one of his mongrel houses just down the road! rego was FDP949

Then had some G-Unit wannabe's in a shitty old Ford Laser rego MJ1735 who had no springs in the car and bounced round a roundabout nearly loosing conrol! no idea at all!

And the rest of the day was taken up by a shit load of trucks holding people up and also campervans, man i give up with these assholes!! get the fuck off the road if you cannot pull over!!!!!

And thens aw a fight with a couple of cars etc as a van was turning right and same with another car, i think the bumped each other ? and the guy in thevan chased him down got out and threw a punch in the window and so on, complete fuckwit!

Well glad it's friday that is for sure! take care over the weekend and ill see you again Monday :)

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Day 228 17/3/2011

Yeah about the same as yesterday really haha!

Started out all good for a good part of the day except going through the roadworks once again which made everyone come to a dead stop for a while, yes i know it has to be done but why not at night when traffic is less ? owell not too long now i guess :P

Also had the slow drivers one going at 70kph!! also another in a Morris Minor heading home from Te Puke and she had no idea she was holding up a ton of traffic man just pull over it's not hard!

Then heard from a mate who was just about collected by a Linfox truck who ran a red light and just waved at him nearly killing him! then at the end of the first run coming back near Otamarakau had this guy rego WR7367 who when i ewnt to pass he just pulled straight out in front of me to pass the other car in front of him, he only did this to beat me to it, i mean what a cunt!! he then later on passed a campervan and a truck on a blind hill on yellow lines!! what a cock!

Well yeah that was about all today, yet another day ahead of me hopefully no crap is going to happen (insert Tui Ad here)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Day 227 16/3/2011

What a damn bloody day! heard that my partner & son just about got killed when a Bayonne Construction truck ran a red light and just about went through her door! complete disregard to anyones life or safety! this is pure disgust all to beat the lights, what a complete cunt!

Anyway back to it..............

Most of the day was pretty good with the sun and heat once again haha, want it to get cooler now :P

Only had one wanker today who was pretty erratic, tailgating, speeding and passing with oncoming traffic etc which is pretty bad driving!

Well that was really all that happened, also had the usual slow ones on the road that really should get the fuck off haha but owell.

Take care and ill see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, March 14, 2011

Day 226 15/3/2011

Well yeah another weird one haha, had a couple of trucks beind idiots today also!

Started out great all the way to Whakatane, sun shining and getting tanned :P then when i started to leave Whakatane that's where it started.

Had some maori's in a silver Ford Focus rego EMB540 looked too young to drive and were driving erratically all over the road and so on.

Then the whole way back was awesome, no problems untill the trip back into kawerau *sigh* firstly there was a Regal Haulage truck who was speeding through matata going well over the 60kph speed limit going about 90kph sliding the trailer round the corner as he was way too fast, and speeding through the town and off again!! rego was FCD497.

Then not long later had a Eagle Transport truck who was travelling at about 110kph!!! trailer rego was J7373J he was flying into Kawerau etc at the speed of sound!!

That's all after that haha, had a nice trip back home too nice and early also :)

Well take care and ill see you again tomorrow :)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Day 225 11/3/2011

Well it is Friday!!! thank god for that!!

Had a pretty shit day with a ton of roadworks and same with trucks and vehicles.

All day was slow with a huge amount of vehicles on the roads, started off with alot of trucks and that was the same all day and cars were back and forth aswell, and then there were the roadworks *sigh* heading into Kawerau via Matata was horrific!! has a bend of road getting re-sealed even though nothing was wrong at all!! anyway this ape standing there waiting with his little lollipop stop go sign that we were all waiting for, this took 12 minutes of waiting there and in the end he moved one cone which he could have done at the start to let us through!!!!! talk about cletus..... Also going through the crap on the road made stones etc get stuck in my brakes which made them squeel like a hooker on heat!!!

They also went all under the mudguards etc and caused havoc all day :(

Then this asswipe rego FIL in a silver ford territory was tailgating people from te Maunga to Te Puke and speeding etc, just being a complete wanker.

Well glad this is the final day of the week, take care and see you next week :)

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Day 224 10/3/2011

Far out what a weird day haha, saw the police talking to people in Kawerau and a teen trying to show off to the police on his skateboard and falling off haha!

also a couple of wankers on the road which included.

Car 1 rego FPU900 who on the Matata straights sped off at about 130kph!! to try and catch the cars in front but there was no point as they were just about in Matata!! no idea at all.

Car 2 rego FJW8 who was a Whakatane Council car and ran a roundabout straight in front of me with no care in the world to the road rules of what was it ummm oh yeah that's it GIVING WAY!!!! asswipe!

So yeah had a weird one :P but apart form that and being late back i enjoyed the sun shining and not much wind etc so overall not a bad day :)

Well stay safe on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow for the last day of the week!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Day 223 9/3/2011

Today wasn't bad at all eh, had some drama's but apart from that was pretty tame haha :P

The idiots that i saw today were car 1 which was a campervan rego DDH749 who underpassed me when i was stuck behind another car and also cut me off!!! asshole tourist.

Then had some wanker who was driving irratically tailgating and constantly braking etc due to it and wandering all over his lane............. rego was ETD81 and had all over the back window WIN ME!!! so yeah. Well treated that car is............ NOT!

rest of the day i stopped in at one place to see a maori guy getting arrested due to behavioural issues haha and yeah that's all :)

Well see you all again tomorrow for more fun!!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Day 222 8/3/2011

Ha what a laugh!! god there are some dreamers out there!!!

Had this fat as maori cock today with his fat arm out the window like a gorilla and was travelling as slow as he would waddle along walking, anyway everytime there was a place to pass he would speed up and going through Te Puke in the 2 lanes when there was a place to get past i started to pass and he sped up and closed me in then sat there the whole way, yeah nice one fatty!! all this time i was behind him he was all over the road etc with his arm out the window and so on!! rego was UY5902 Toyota Vista.

Then also had a blue BMW rego PK2977 who was speeding along etc and tailgating so on being a dick, i also had at the end of the day a HEB Concrete ute who cut me off then sped along the motorway etc not too good when your car is plastered with your company logo eh............... rego was EQG258

Well that was my day really, :) not too bad but interesting haha and had a damn good trip home, nice and free-flowing with cars easy to pass as in didn't have to wait too long etc.

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Day 221 7/3/2011

Fucking hell! what a shit day man.

Started off with extra pick ups after i had left a bit later due to muck ups etc, i then got held up with the pickups and also someone else who i had to wait for when i was running very late :( had the usual slow ones on the road etc most of the day.

I also had a roadworks actuator truck who just pulled straight out in front of me and 2 other cars when 4 cars behind me was all clear, the car in front just about went into the back of this asshole!!! rego was CUY901 and was a Sitesafe truck, yeah tui ad there!

Then had a Inghams chicken feed truck just out of Kawerau rego FMF954 who was all over the road with the truck over the centreline twice, i called up the company to see what the deal was and the guy had a bee in the cab and he got stung, but company was still disgusted that he didn't pull over or do something rather than go all over the road etc as could have killed someone going 90kph!!!

Then if that wasn't enough end of the day had the courier turn up at 5:20!!! so i got back after 6:30 :( well that is all for now..............

Take care again and i will see you all again tomorrow :) hopefully it is a bit more tamer.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Day 220 3/3/2011

Yeah well what a day!!

Started with a complaint laid against me from a member of the public etc saying i was driving irratic, speeding and cutting cars off and making them slam on thier brakes!!!

OK............... For one id on;t really speed at all unless i am passing in which you need to go a bit faster than the speed limit, i do not at all drive irratically......... and lastly why would i cut cars off and force them to brake ? this is all news to me, specially when i am in a company vehicle!!!!!!!!

Don't you love the saying "The customer is always right" NOT!

Well anyway lets get back into it.........

Had a couple of wankers today one little retard in his Integra who sat on my ass for a while then passed at speed then did the same to another and also cut a truck off too!! rego was EPD635

Also had a corolla who ran a roundabout and just about hit the car in front of me which had to slam on the brakes and same with me!! rego was CZW847

Rest of the day was cruisy etc so wasn't too bad........

Well that is all for now :)

Take care again everyone and see you again tomorrow.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Day 219 2/3/2011

Well yeah what a shit day haha, well half n half :P

Had a couple of wankers today which included a shitty as maori lady rego ELN359 in a red Mazda 3 who in Kawerau when i went to pass she just took off like she needed to pick up her weed or something over 130kph easy left us all behind haha.

Also had come extremely slow campervan rego FJP703 who was sitting on a mere 70kph and was holding up me and about 50+ cars easy heading out of Whakatane and also did not care in the world and did not try and move over at all, also when i went past gave him a good toot!! and he pulled the finger, haha gotta laugh!! :P

Owell apart from some assholes etc had a pretty tame day and finally had some rain etc near the end of the day heading home which made things intersting for other drivers lol!

Well that is all for tonight, take care again and i will see you all again tomorrow for more fun :)