Thursday, December 29, 2011

Day 407 30/12/11

Fucking hell what a shit day! Had rain pissing down all day long didn't take the jacket off once!

What comes with rain ? Shit drivers! aswell as the rain i had bad drivers all day too. Most of them were just going too fast which caused nose to tails x2 at the Whakatane turnoff just by the railway crossing and people not paying attention most of the day!

Also slow drivers were out in force today one included some islanders Rego CFY971 who sat on 60kph with a line of cars behind waiting to get past!

So yeah the rest of the day was very slow with the rain but all went smoothly i guess haha.

Take care over the weekend and Have a good New Years!! :)

See you all next year 2012!!! :O

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Day 406 29/12/11

So i don't know what the weatherman was on about i havn't had rain all day, well not like he predicted! was supposed to be bucketing down and i never ever got wet!

Owell not complaining haha, had a pretty good day today started off good and ended better :D Only had one slow as driver today which was a camper (no suprises there) who was sitting on 50 yes 50 no shit in a 100 zone! so yeah not the best driver.........

Well there really isn't much to tell about today all went pretty smooth, Oh yeah saw some Black Power kicking elderly peoples letter boxes over! No fucking clue in the world.

Owell take care and i will see you all tomorrow :)

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Day 405 28/12/11

Well today has got to be one of the busiest days in traffic i've had!

Started out on my way and only got to just before Te Maunga and saw the aftermath of a car that was going 140kph into an armco barrier, very smart!

Then from Te Puke to Matata got stuck behind a RMT truck Rego TJ1741 who sat on 70-80kph and did not move over for anyone!

I also had some idiot in a 4x4 rego MDWIF3 who was all over the centreline.

Another asshole was some old an in a lancer rego GCB7 who was speeding whenever there was a clear space to pass, otherwise would sit on 80.

Then was the worst one of the day who was some maori guy in a gold Fairlane ? Rego BWY597 who was sitting very very close up the ass of someone else, he was then underpassing and cutting cars off and when the 2 lanes merged this person flew up the left of a car that had already merged and cut them off forcing them over the centreline!

So yeah all day long aswell i had heavy traffic from all the people coming back and heading off on Holiday! lucky for some!

Well that was really my day.........

Take care on the roads over the new year break and see you again tomorrow :)

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Day 404 23/12/11

Well once again what a fucking day!

All day long i had cars going slow from asshole to breakfast......

First car of the day was a Mazda Rego FCJ158 who was sitting on 60 then took off over 115 when i went to pass etc he carried on doing this for a while.

Car 2 Rego BQF167 was some mongo from Kawerau who passed on double yellows before a blind corner only to slam the brakes on to avoid going up the back of another car in front!!

Car 3 Rego OU1214 was a silly tart who i wouldn't know if she was drunk or what but she was all over the road back anf forth, tailgating very close then took off at over 70 in a 50 zone!

Apart from those cars there were a hell of alot more just going damn slow and holding others up which were all holiday makers taking thier time which pisses me off cause i need to be places on time and so on and allways have someone holding people up, i mean if your going to go slow then move over likewise if your going to look at the scenery!!

So yeah rant over! Take care and have a good X-mas :) I will be working though :( Will let you know how that goes.............

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Day 403 22/12/11

As to be expected today was a bit crazier than yesterday! This morning started out pretty weird, had rain most of the way to Whakatane but not much at all once i was there. Then heading back to TGA i had more rain and this is where the fun started!

I had 6 trucks in a row all tailgating each other including some absolute fucking asshole from Waharoa Transport who would sit on the centreline every time i went to have a look to pass etc. So yeah 6 trucks all tailgating and just had to sit there, i mean come on of course a car is faster so move the fuck over and have some common courtesy. It seems not many truckies have this anymore and is getting lost in the youth and also in some of the older ones who think they own the road as thier truck is bigger etc! Complete morons to be honest!

So more idiots were.

Car 1 Rego EDS788 who on Thornton Road was erratically driving speeding 120+ and tailgating, passing on corners etc

Car 2 Rego AQD788 not long after the first idiot came across this whore who would tailgate the car in front of her but not pass and she had plenty of places too! she was also speeding when she would slow down then take off etc so yeah not a good driver at all!

Well that was today, lets see how tomorrow will go >_<

Travel safe and i will see you all tomorrow :)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Day 402 21/12/11

Well today was alright, traffic is starting to calm down due to most of the people are where they want to be for Christmas which is great for me!

Still got some idiots on the roads though........

The ones i had today were the following:

Car 1 Rego RY7783 was some real fat maori who was going over 120 and was underpassing cars and just about hit the back of my car too when he couldn't underpass me and wanted to get in my lane etc. Fat prick!

Car 2 Rego MNZIS was yet another maori (no suprises there) who ran straight out in front of me and another car which we were sitting on 100kph and had to forcefully slam the brakes on cause he couldn't be bothered waiting 2 cars or at least moving over to the left after pulling out!! Fucking asshole!

Car 3 Rego DDT991 was another prick i have come across before who was impatient and was tailgating other cars and wandering in his lane etc, he also cut me off in Te Puke when he was in the right lane i was in the left and he just pulled straight over on me!

So yeah eventful day really but otherwise Ok!

Lets just hope the traffic dies down even more eh! That would be good :)

Well take care once again and i will see you tomorrow!

Monday, December 19, 2011

Day 401 20/12/11

Well Christmas is just around the corner and i cannot wait for it to be over! well driving on the roads anyway haha!

All day long was filled up with holiday makers travelling to and from places towing boats and campers which they probably only do once a year and it definatly shows!! One person for example sat on 60kph holding up a huge line of traffic and did not once move over at all!

Some of the assholes today were the following.

Car 1 Rego BDJ649 was some fat islander shit who was going over 120 and was underpassing etc towards Te Maunga

Car 2 Rego XD9441 was some mongrel from Kawerau sitting right up my asshole when i had traffic in front of me and no one could pass anyway!!! sat right up there!

Car 3 Rego GDY354 must have been a tourist who was all over the road and ranging from 70-110kph also misjudging corners and crossing over the centreline etc!

Car 4 lastly Rego CFE188 i have had this person before who did the same thing which was they drove like they had to be in front, tailgating a truck and others and crossing the centreline etc speeding and so on.

Also had a person walk behind my vehicle when i was backing up!! didn't even care at all stupid prick!

So anyway that was my day, weather wasn't the best a little sun but a cold breeze.......

Well take care and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Day 400 19/12/11

Bloody hell already up to 400 posts!! Not too bad, never thought i would get this far at all and yes i most likely have said that before haha :P

Today was a werid one weather wise, not raining but had a cold chill in the air and a bit of wind.

Didn't have any problems with anyone on the roads today which is a damn good day then haha! only had some silly tart walk across the road in front of me as she didn't even look >_< So yeah.....

Well that is all i have to say about today, just the usual day really nice and busy once again but that's all good :)

Take care on the roads over X-mas and i will see you all again tomorrow for another round.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Day 399 16/12/11

Yessssss! It's Friday and man what a weird one haha, From TGA to WHK it was all sun and beautiful weather except some wind but then got to Kawerau and it was pissing down, pretty weird but then again they are in the hills etc and the Mill.

So the whole day went pretty good only had a few assholes today which didn't hinder me too much.

Car 1 was a Mazda 6 Rego ELF970 who was just speedig over 120 and was tailgating etc just the usual

Car 2 Rego ASH958 this silly old man was going slow as only to take off through the Hub in Whakatane trying to race me and nearly hit me when he cut the roundabout i had to move onto the kerb cause of that! he was also speeding over 120 aswell after i got a good lead on him when he was stuck behind other traffic etc

Car 3 Rego FBF153 was a Silver Falcon with some stuckup fucking homo who was racing out of Whakatane passed on a blind bend and was only just pulling in when a car came around!!! he was also going over 130 easy and was just gunning it the whole way to Tauranga!

So yeah apart from that is was a busy day like normal which is always good keeps ya fit and alert. Well take care over the weekend and i will see you Monday for another round haha.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Day 398 15/12/11

Well fuck me sideways!! Man the weather is SHIT! all day long been wearing the rain coat with the weather pissing down on me like hell, had flooding and luckily no slips along the coastline to Matata!

This morning had a complete fucking retard from Omorokoa General Carriers who from te Puke to Matata sat near the centreline in the pouring rain just about impossible to see past him as he kept blocking people from passing if they looked, he would not move to the left at all and held people up the whole way. This is the kind of person who should not be driving a truck at all i mean come on have some courtesy you fucking prick! If your going slow and there is a line of cars behind you, MOVE OVER!!! it's the least you can do even flick the indicator to let us know it's clear!

So with that rant over, not really many other things happened today just battled the rain all day and that is enough! glad today is OVER! really had enough with this shit haha.

Take care in the rain and i'll see you tomorrow :)

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Day 397 14/12/11

Yet another full on day which seemed to go forever with the muggyness of the day.\

Not really much i can write about as there wasn't much that happened to be honest.

Assholes of the day were constantly around Whakatane and Kawerau! one being this prick who i went to pass and a truck and when coming up the side of the car he just pulled straight over on me!

I then had some bitch of a lady in a Merc Rego DTL395 who when no one was in the passing lane at all she pulled over in front of me at the beggining of the lane and cut me off only to sit there for 3/4 of it then take off at about 120 then slow down after!

Lastly was a truck from Conroy Removals Rego UA9992 who was constantly blocking me and others by sitting on the centreline every time we went to pass him, he also was speeding at certain times well over the speed limit and tailgating! Complete muppet.

So yeah that is all for now, take care on the roads out there with the muppets listed :)

Monday, December 12, 2011

Day 396 13/12/11

Well back after a long weekend :) Not many times i have a day off really and seemed to go bloody fast haha!

So yet another day on the roads and man what a day to come back to............ Insert Tui Ad here!

I had the rain and some complete asswipes on the roads today it wasn't even funny.

Started out heading off once again like normal and only had to get to Domain road before i found the first idiot, and to think most of the truckies call themselves professional drivers is beyond me. This person was sitting within 1 1/2 meters if that behind a car sitting on his bumper in the pissing rain! wasn't loaded just had the trailer on the back but still Rego was FMQ274 and was a Mike Lambert truck yet again with this same person i have seen doing this before!

Second asshole was some shit flying along on the straights going over 120 and sitting up my ass etc just being a dick. rego was CSR179

Then not long after i had some old man in a blue Camry rego CKK308 who passed a car on a blind dip oncoming to me in the pouring rain!! I had to brake hard to avoid getting hit by him!

Last but not least was another idiot in a rush who passed a car through the town of Matata going at least 90 in a 60 area on the middle median! Rego was ZR1756

Well that is all for now. Take care again and i will see you tomorrow, hope the rain goes away!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Day 395 9/12/11

So Friday, another week down which is always good and all went without a hitch today as i wasn't driving! Had someone i was training again today so only needed the basics etc.

Was a great day for driving and training as there was alot of sun and no rain :) always a bonus!

Didn't have many idiots on the roads only a few slower ones and some which pulled over which was great so nothing much to report on at all hmmmmmmm.......

Take care over the weekend and i will see you all next week!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Day 394 8/12/11

Yet another day down and one more to go!

Well the sun was shining down big time and got a good tan going today just driving haha, with the nice weather in play and only a few idiots on the roads it was a pretty good day! Had a busy one though and with the heat it was a hard one but worth it :P

Assholes of the day were

Intercity Bus #1073 who in Edgecumbe was speeding over 80kph in the 50 zone!

Car 2 Rego UR8617 was some little shit who for the second time this week has been blazing round the back roads and crossing the centreline, just about hit me the prick!

Car 3 Rego DHL30 was a lowered BMW who shot past me and kept going at about 130+ absolutely no clue in the world!

So yeah nothing much else happened, i will leave you with that and have fun, see you tomorrow :)

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Day 393 7/12/11

Well what a nice day today!! bloody awesome weather, had a new guy with me today training so wasn't too bad he leanrt all well and no problems at all :)

So headed off on the way today with nothing happening till i got to Hauone when i saw some maggot constantly crossing the centreline, tailgating others and passed a car and nearly a truck on a blind corner, he was lucky he pulled in when he did otherwise there would have been another death on the roads! Rego was YU5656 not the first time i have seen this ashsole doing this crazy shit too!

So the rest of the day had roadworks and sun which isn't all that bad.

Oh yeah another thing, i saw a truck rol over on Thornton Road today too, going too fast on the bends and well rolled! fucking idiot! he was carrying some sort of fuel or something as there was a huge cleanup crew and police everywhere!

So yeah that is all for now :) Take care.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Day 392 6/12/11

So another day dawns on me and man what a day it was! from a bit of sun to thick foggy mist stuff and rain i had it all today!

Started off heading on my way when i got stuck behind another crane....... Have a guess who it was................ ? Yep another McLeods crane # C-25 who was sitting on 50kph in a 100 zone not moving over for anyone! complete fucking asshole, i mean come on and have some courtesy for other drivers i know you can't go much faster but pull the fuck over!

Then not far after that had a camper Rego FDR22 who did the same thing but sat on the centreline!!! no one could pass at all as no one could see!

I also had some tart with Self Indulgence on her Rav 4 who was speeding up behind me then sat up my ass from Matata to Te Puke going all over the road, txting while driving and nearly hit me a few times not looking and fiddling around on the floor! Rego was CPL339 so be on the lookout for her!

Also had a old man who stopped in the middle of a intersection cause he tried to run the red but then stopped right in the middle! he then took off on the greens and nearly hit me when he just pulls straight over on me! didn't get the reg but man what a asshole!

So overall today was pretty hectic to say the least! and tomorrow is yet another day!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Day 391 5/12/11

So another week starts and so it carries on again.

Today was sort of a muggyish day with the heat blazing down on me and aircon going full bore haha. All day long was pretty good, nice afternoon though! was alot better with the run all going well.

Only had a few idiots today and only one worth writing down.

This old man driving a flash Mitsi ASX who was sitting on 65-70kph holding up lines of traffic and when ever there was a straight or people went to pass this old asshole would take off over 110!! so yes it was aggrivating not only me but others that were stuck behind him for ages! Rego was FUL656.

So overall today went pretty good which is always a bonus eh!

Take care on the roads out there as there has been alot of crashes lately and i for one do not want to be another statistic!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Day 390 2/12/11

Well it's friday and another week is done and down once again.

Had the sun shining off and on for most of the day with a fair bit of rain in between, had no drama's at all with drivers today which is bloody rare!!! only had a few slow ones on the roads but that will always be there i reckon!

So nothing really to say today cause all went without a hitch!

Take care and have a good weekend! :)

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Day 389 1/12/11

Man December already eh! haha i say it i know i know but it's gone soo fast!!

So anyway today was bloody awesome, nice weather which was not too hot and not too cold so pretty good. Had a couple of idiots today but nothing over the top just one from Te Whare Wananga O Awanui Arangi rego GBF573 who was sitting on about 120 passing cars with no indication and tailgating off and on etc being a complete dick.

Also another car that pulled straight out in front of me so yeah......

Saw the aftermath of a car crash when what looked like a Robert Monk transport truck rear ended a Familia hatch which had about 5+ police cars etc so yeah not too good.

Overall a good day for me, so take care nothing else for me to write about that i can think of haha.

Take care and i will see you tomorrow :)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Day 388 30/11/11

Shit only 25 days till X-mas eh! talk about a fast year!

Well enough about that, today went bloody awesome! :D

Had another run change today and man what a difference, with a bit of perseverance and some changes it all went pretty good today and finally got a 1hr break!!!! Woohoo!

So yeah all day went pretty sweet and smooth with no holdups except some roadworks etc and one old lady who didn't know where the accelerator was as she held up alot of people on the way home, only had one asshole which was some shit in a Black Hilux ute (old one) Rego ML9302 who was sitting on about 90kph and everytime you caught him he would take off over 120 he did this about 5-6 times from Te Puke to Matata, driving me and others insane!

Well really not much else to talk about, oh yeah MINT WEATHER!! haha good stuff!

Take care on the roads again and ill see you tomorrow.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Day 387 29/11/11

Man today was a fucking joke! worked 9 1/2 hours with a 5 minute break! i do this most days lately but today was just shit to be honest..........

Started out on my way nice and early that didn't last long with mroe roadworks going on all over the place!! and man the drivers bloody hell some people need to learn how to drive!

Assholes of the day are:

Car 1 Rego EUL972 was some idiot on his phone, all over the road and well under the speed limit etc

Car 2 Rego WI8592 was a fucking moron from Kawerau who came straight for me crossing the centreline etc not passing or anything just came straight over for me, i had to move right over to avoid being hit!!

Car 3 Rego EWD646 was a Muppet i have seen before from AIE Engineering in Kawerau who was going over 120kph and driving erratically etc.

Car 4 Rego TC2452 this little turd tried passing cars on corners, didn't really work out as his hilux didn't have the grunt, he was also tailgating.

Car 5 Rego ETG430 would take off when someone was passing him when he was sitting on 85-95kph he would take off over 130kph at times and would constantly speed away when people went to pass etc.

So yeah another day of assholes and mayhem....

Take care and yet another fun day tomorrow!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Day 386 28/11/11

Well today is the start of another week and so far is going alright! not the best but alright haha, Started off with a bit of sun shining and headed out got a few tossers around but not many.

Also got stuck behind a long load for most of the way and people that don't know how to pass but know how to block you and others from passing like sitting right on the centreline when you check to see if it is clear to pass etc, don't you love it ? Yeah fucking right! Those typical people should learn some common courtesy on the roads like if your not going to pass then leave a gap for others to get past!

So the idiots of the day include the following :)

Car 1 Rego TL4228 was a blue Pulsar who pulled straight out in front of me when i was sitting on 100kph!! i had to forcefully put the brakes on to avoid going into the back of these mongrels as there were cars coming the opposite way so i couldn't pass etc!!

Car 2 Rego DEL664 was a Ute from NZL Group who was driving erratically, speeding and cutting in and out of cars and cut a truck off who was full of logs that was stoppin for a red light and he just cuts straight in front, the truck just about locked up too! he also tailgated me and others and beind a complete muppet!

Car 3 Rego BBL426 was a boy racer in his integra who when the lights went yellow sped up from behind me and ran the red light etc just stupidity. I caught him up the road anyway........

So yeah along with them i had another person who i passed and they didn't like it, wouldn't have a clue why i did everything alright, and so he was constantly giving the fingers etc for a while......... Yeah get a life!

Well that was my day, take care for another day and i will see you again tomorrow for another round :P !

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Day 385 25/11/11

Bloody hell only a month to go before X-Mas!!! Shit haha how time flies!

So yet another day on the crazy roads of mayhem once again and was it the same as most of the week, answer ? Yes! Assholes all over the place and roadworks like you wouldn't believe!

Morning was all well and good a fair bit of wind but overall pretty average haha, had the usual slow car and so on but nothing over the top untill this arvo when they came out to play!

Car 1 was a Mazda 6 rego EZZ435 who wanted to race by the looks of it how he cme flying up behind me and would on every corner cross right over the centreline sometimes 3/4 of the car would be in the other lane! he had a near miss with another car too doing this!

Car 2 now this has to be the worst driver by far this week. This complete cunt in his company car couldn't remember the name something about financial assistance or something Rego DGM103 was cutting cars off when passing, speeding over 120 and past a truck on a turning median right before a blind corner! if someone had come round he and the other person would be killed cause of pure stupidity! there was a straight just around the corners and the truck turned off just after anyway, this is how people die cause of complete assholes like this!

Also had a fucking assholes park right at my drivers door so i had to mission it through the other door to get on my side, he had all the room in the world too but no had to just park shit!

So yeah. Oh and another very very busy day, only had time to wolf down a sandwich and back on my run again today hmmmmmmm.

Well take care and i will see you all Monday for another round of fun!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Day 384 24/11/11

Yep that is right another fucking crap day!!! All up from TGA to WHK i have 12 sets of roadworks to go through!!!!!!! Not happy at all i can tell you that much!

Fucking slack ass roadwatchers just standing there half the time and why on earth make more and more roadworks when you havn't even finished the first ones!! beyond me.....

Anyway dickheads of the day included the following.

Car 1 Rego 8TEE8 was a old man who would take off on every straight so no one could pass the old cunt! i managed to finally get past only to have him nearly hit me when he came over the centreline and was also tailgating me!

Car 2 Rego 1HAWK1 was a Wanna G who was towing a camper and sitting on 60kph not moving over despite the numerous pull in areas etc!

Car 3 Rego TB6973 sped up when i went to pass him tryin to block me.

Car 4 Rego CHF59 was another wanna g who shot past me going over 120 and was ripping the newly laid dirt on the roadworks etc as he flew past well above the posted limit!

Car 5 Rego 3TUH0E was yet another fucking dirty shit, these Tuhoe think they own the land they walk on! fucking disgusing! He passed a line of traffic on yellow lines and a turning median oncoming towards me getting quite close! no idea what so ever, happens all too often with this same driver!

Also had an old lady nearly back into me when she went to take off and nearly went into the path of an oncoming car then backs up nearly hitting me!

So yeah very busy and late running dy all day long! >_< so another day tomorrow.........

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Day 383 23/11/11

Well yet another very busy day but nice weather and only 2 assholes! always a good start.

Started off this morning heading out on my way and had the usual slow people etc but nothing to complain about today :P nice sun was shining down and a little bit of wind but overall pretty good.

All morning long was not too bad just the roadworks were a pain in the ass, as usual making holdups to all..... First idiot was a Eagle Transport truck i saw heading back to TGA as i was heading out on my second run and he was sitting very close tailgating the back of a car Rego was FPH503 was a Kenworth and would have had no hope in hell stopping if the car had slammed on the brakes in a hurry! Good on you Eagle Transport for hiring driving who clearly cannot drive safely and also a company who does not care what happens when thier drivers behave badly!!

Also had a Wells jeep (meter readers ?) who was driving like a complete muppet on the way home his number was WV430 unsure on Rego, he pulled out in frotn fo me, tailgated other caes, speeding over 110 at times and pulled out in front of a car going 100kph!! no idea at all how to drive.

I had also seen a deceased person getting wheeled into a Hearse which wasn't the nicest sight but needs to be done.

So yeah long day again, take care and have a good night!

Monday, November 21, 2011

Day 382 22/11/11

Well yet another day on the roads and man what a fucking shitty day, had my vehicle go in for a service and i had to wait for other things which made me late as today in which the roadworks did NOT help at all having about 5-7 sets of them!!!!

So all day i was rushed, not speeding just running! and the assholes/tractors and idiots on the roads were there all day long too!

Asshole 1 was a van who cut me off when he underpassed me after the 2 lanes had merged then tailgated other caes for ages, Rego was CEQ50

The i had some whore in a lancer on the way home tonight who would sit under the speed limit then take off when i went to pass or if there was a straight, she then would slow down when cars were coming towards her or when she was far enough away from me! Rego was BKY586

So yeah, long day again and tired and ready for a feed etc. So take care and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Day 381 21/1/11

So another week begins and yet the same stuff is happening on the roads.......

Morning started off late with roadworks all over the BOP and EBOP too this added to the day considerably, just wish they would actually do some work and stop repairing thier shitty jobs they did before hand. I am not knocking them all just the ones that can't work for shit and stand round all day long!

Anyway morning had a bit of sun which in the end turned into rain and all day had wind blowing me round etc.

Assholes were an old lady in a terrios who would sit between 65-80 going up and down holding up lines of traffic she had no idea what she was doing. rego was DKQ388

Also had some silly fuck in a Mazda 626 who was just erratic like tailgating and cutting cars off only to turn down the next road etc Rego was SC6424.

End of the day saw an older lady get blown over by the wind and broke her hip, wasn't pleasant at all! Hope she gets well soon!

So yeah eventful day really, take care and will see you again tomorrow.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Day 380 18/11/11

Shit man what a funny day. Had drama's with a car crash at the end of the day when a hospital car in Whakatane tried to cut a corner and a car was coming out, she had to move back but was too late and hit the car coming head on that she tried to beat etc. Well that's what it looked like anyway........

First idiot of the day was come old geezer in a campervan who sat on 70kph and held up lines of traffic....... Rego was RL3681

Then had some humungous fat behemoth of a lady in a Falcon who pulled straight out in front of me when i was sitting on 100kph!! nearly took the bitch out! Rego was YH6970 so be on the lookout for a hippo in a car round Whakatane!

Also had a van from Whakatane car painters or something like that who has done the same thing before and ran straight through the roundabout in front of me i just about went up the back of this cunt! Rego was ERM949

Last but not least i don't have the rego but got this shit pulled over and fined as he was driving like a cock with a full car and even someone in the boot! so yeah $150 fine for him :) also throwing rubbish out the window etc......

So yeah that and a very busy day equalled a very sore leg and a mad rush of a day :P

Take care over the weekend and see you Monday!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Day 379 17/11/11

Yet another stressful day!

Started early with a meeting getting underway then headed off for my run of the day enjoying what sun was there, listening to the music and having a good time, that's till i did the run in WHK and had to wait for another courier to meet me there, he was late as and in the end i had to leave and ended up VERY late, had 5 mins for lunch and that was it for the whole day!!!!

Headed back though i got to Te Puke and had this little cunt! who was cutting cars off and when in the passing lane would sit in both lanes, half and half so he would block the cars passing him etc, he also tailgated other cars and would speed off and on zipping in and out of traffic not indicating etc. Rego was BND467.

Then on the way back to Whaktane i had some stuck up fucks in a new Mondeo Rego FAR207 who would constantly speed up when it was all clear to pass!!

I also had 2 assholes on the way home one being some fat shit in a Honda who was sitting on about 95kph and i passed then when going to pull back in he sped up and tried to cut me back off, when i got back in he waved his hands round like the wanker sign, Yeah good on you fatty carry on doing that to yourself and maybe use the internet to learn to drive instead eh! Rego was EZP802

Last but not least mostly the shitiest driver of the day was some wanna g's in thier skyline who were sitting o 85-90kph, i passed them and the same as above when i went to pull back in sped up and tried to underpass me!!! I managed to get back in and they tailgated me for a while then backed right off, later on they came flying back up and would speed right up and nearly touch my bumper then slow down and keep doing the same thing, he also passed on double yellow lines and was tailgating me and others too etc. Rego was YP6032.

Forgot to say yesterday saw some maori guy in Waitangi who lost a drawer set off the back of his trailer! Didn't tie it on eh cuzzie! smashes all over the road......

So yeah my day was hectic as all hell, take care and lets hope tomorrow is better!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Day 378 16/11/11

Today with the sun beaming down on the Bay of Plenty was an alright day, had a bit of rain in the morning along by Edgecumbe etc but all was good most of the day. Had a busy one again but was still pretty good.

The assholes of the day were still taking over the roads like normal including the road sleepers who are apparantly supposed to be fixing the roads ??? Yeah well i do't see anyone working anyway.

Car 1 Rego EMN860 was some silly slut in a Volvo 4x4 who was passing in and out of cars cutting them off not indicating going over 120 and tried to underpass but got cut off HAHA! so yeah.

Car 2 Rego DZT155 was some complete cock who ran a red light in the lane next to me after the lights had already gone red then the cars across started to go, he could have killed someone going into thier door etc. No clue at all young boy!

Car 3 Rego AEW957 was another subaru like above who did the same as the lady in the Volvo but more stupider if that makes sense ?

Car 4 once again was a J Swap ute Rego DLF279 who was speeding along the Coastline from Matata to Te Puke, going over 120 easy, he had been pulled over for this before he still doesn't learn! Must not be hard to get a job there then eh!

So another day down and another 2 to go :)

See you tomorrow!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Day 377 15/11/11

Well this has got to be a bloody crazy day!

Started off the day with the nice sun! Which is always a bonus isn't it ?

Headed off and was enjoying the weather and calmness on the roads till i got near Pongakawa when some indian prick sitting on 75 all over the road, when i finally got past he was talking on his phone! Rego was DYN766

Then not long after that at all i had a Ford Focus zooming along at 120+ tailgating other cars etc Rego was FLM251

Dickhead of the day and this year goes to this man from ROOF MAN in Tauranga, who i came up behind on Thornton Road in Whakatane, he was sitting on 90kph then when it was all clear he would take off over 115 easy and sit behind this truck, he did this a few times untill i passed both. He then came flying up passing the truck on a corner then right up my ass tailgating, i flicked my arm at him as if to say get the fuck off my ass right ? haha he backed off for a bit then after i passed a car on the coastline he shot past me going at least 130kph, he then continued on at about 115 and was being a complete asshole, i called his work and reported his stupidity to his manager, i then saw him pull over up ahead (oh yay) he then flicked me the fingers and pulled out behind sped up and was waving his arms around like an ape in the zoo and flashing his lights etc this continued on for a while untill i passed a car and he turned off. Rego if this complete muppet was FRE292. If you don't want to be reported to your boss don't drive like a fucking asshole with signwriting all over your car!! Simple isn't it ?

I then had another car on the way back to WHK who was sitting on 90kph then would take off every time i got near her, she was also all over the road back and forth speeding up to 120 Rego was FEC474

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!! last but not least was some old maori man in his shitty as van who lives on McAlister St in Whakatane, he just drove straight out of his driveway across the road right in front of traffic which had to slam the brakes on and swerve to avoid him!! he didn't even look! Rego was DRL789 so be on the lookout for this one!

So yeah overall a shit day today, very busy too!

Hope tomorrow isn't as bad eh!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Day 376 14/11/11

Yet another busy day on the roads, had a fair few assholes again today but nothing new there really eh ?

Started the morning off nicely enjoying the hot sun untill i got to around Domain road near Papamoa when this old man was holding up traffic and not the last one today either!! he was sitting on 70kph and not moving over at all, Rego was AHQ937

I then had another car in Kawerau pull right out in front of me, didn't give way at all and no cars behind me just had to be in front!!!! Rego is ERF657

Another old man going slow in a subaru, same area as first man, Rego ZM3040

and yet another slow one!! another old man going 30kph indicating left and right and weaving back and forth over the road Rego was AML199

Last but not least a little school girl in a Vitz, txting and wandering, tailgating and speeding! Rego was FRD692

So yeah, also had a bad rain in Kawerau today too with the thunder and lightning etc.

Owell another day down and more to come, oh yeah also had my knee pop out 3 times today, Yay!

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Day 375 11/11/11

Woah it is the 11/11/11 :) Will only happen once!

Anyway, another busy day, not as bad as before though as i have sort of got the hang of making it work haha. Still had the shit drivers etc all day long!

Headed off this morning and all was going pretty good when i got to about Pongakawa and got stuck behind a truck with about 12 cars and a cop, no one would pass cause of the cop and everyone sat on about 85....... Anyway when there was a gap i started to pass and others followed, this is when the first idiot of the day came along.

She was a old looking whore who had no seatbelt on and could barely see over the steering wheel, No joke! she was over the centreline multiple times and was tailgating me and speeding aswell. Rego was TE9024

Then in the same lot i had a biker (blue bike) with a lady on the back in pink. I passed the bike as he was sitting on 85-90, understandable right ? well not to him, he clapped at me and was being a complete cock etc about it so owell.

And another idiot was a unmarked police car in Te Puke who rolled straight out in front of me at a roundabout to beat the traffic............. Rego DHR531

Lastly i had a older woman in a holden who kept flooring it after we went round a corner, in a 50 zone she would have been going 80+.

So yeah busy day on the roads with alot of trucks and slower ones but owell, made it back alive haha.

Have a good weekend and see you on Monday!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Day 374 10/11/11

Yet again, another very busy day with assholes all over the place like flies on shit!

Started out heading on my way and didn't get too far out of Te Puke when i had a car from Eftpos Specialists who was sitting on about 95 as soon as i caught up he took off at about 115+ rego was DQL481

Then as i got into Kawerau, did my run then headed off only to see in my mirror this old Vauxhall flying up, he nearly hit a car head on as he passed a truck with not enough room, he then flew past me going over 130 easy, he was cutting cars off and tailgating just being a complete cunt! Rego was BA7948

After that i did the morning run and was on my way back etc. Headed back on my last run for the day and had some young boy in a Skyline who was sitting on 90 and would rev his car and raise the boost in the turbo then take off powersliding along sideways and being a tosser going over 120 etc he did this constantly holding me up! Rego was SPAZIM

and when heading out of Whakatane i saw another car flying along cutting cars off etc erratically, rego was TP4923

Lastly on the way home had a group of indians travelling in convoy who all of them drove the same style which was when you caught up to them as they were sitting on between 80-90kph they would take off to 110 then slow down etc and do the same thing over and over!!!

So yes, a day filled with complete assholes!

Tomorrow is another day right ? Sigh!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Day 373 9/11/11

Yep same thing again today, assholes and busyness all day long............... Sigh.

Well same as yesterday very busy all day long with holdups with roadworks and slow drivers and had a huge lot of elderly drivers today causing chaos everywhere!

Car 1 Rego BRR204 was some maori guy tailgating me close as and trying to pass on the left median, WTF!!

Car 2 Rego FBG578 was an old man who was sitting on 90 behind another car, everytime it was clear to pass he would take off and tailgate the other car, when it was finally clear for a while, i passed both then the old man shot past me going over 120 and kept on that speed!!! meanwhile he was all over the road crossing the centreline etc No idea at all.

and the rest of the day i had more old people driving very slow like they do, was just a crap day on the roads. Only thing that was good was the hot weather but turned shit later on got too muggy!

So take care for another day and i will see you all tomorrow :)

Monday, November 7, 2011

Day 372 8/11/11

Yep that's right another bloody hectic day, running round like a complete nutter with roadworks causing major delays in my run all day long!

Had 2 good truckies today one was a provincial rego PTL 39 i think, who flicked the indicator letting me know it was clear etc, bloody good guy! Need more like this with a bit of courtesy!

Then there was the complete assholes.

Car 1 Rego EBK580 who was going about 90kph in a 50 zone with kids walking round etc fucking ass!

Car 2 Rego DQQ196 was a small goods truck which was going 120 cutting cars off etc then blew out his back tyre! Shame, Karma bites back bitch!

Car 3 FSY846 was a fat maori whore who was sitting on about 90 and every clear stretch of road or clear gap she would take off to over 110!!

So yeah busy and fucked day, also the end courier turned up late as so didn't finish till late as!

Owell another day tomorrow, here's hoping it will get better eh ?

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Day 371 7/11/11

So back again after the long weekend i had and straight back into a hard and very busy run!

All day long i was running round once again and not really complaining just strenuous haha, also with a bung knee makes life a bit harder!

Today didn't come with many assholes only the guy from Mcleod Cranes again who was holding up lines of traffic Rego YP1367.

And another guy who was i think txting and cut a car off etc being a cock, Rego WY5606.

So yeah another day down, more to come :)

Have a good one and see you tomorrow!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Day 370 2/11/2011

Well another great day in the sun running round like a headless chicken haha. Took a fair bit out of me today which is always good!

Also had the complete idiots, one which comes into mind immediatly!

This driver i saw looked like black power members not 100% though! who pulled right out in front of a truck out of Whakatane, the truck was sitting on i would say about 80-90kph and this idiot pulled out in front of him, smoke everywhere as this cunt thought he was the man taking on a truck, lucky the guy stopped within 1/4 of a meter if that from crusing the car like a tin can!!! Some people eh.........

Anyway, name and shame is.

Car 1 Rego DPK982 was a Transit from PBT Couriers who was sitting on about 120kph, he was also tailgating and driving erratically etc. He got pulled over on the way home by the police for speeding aswell!

Car 2 Rego SN3535 was doing the same really, just being a complete cock!

So yeah, that really was the day, nothing too bad apart from the one wanker so another day ends and another begins haha.

Have a good one and see you tomorrow!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Day 369 1/11/2011

Well it's now the 1st November!! Where has the time gone ?

I know for a fact i have worked it all lmao!

So today, had yet more complete muppets and rain all day long....

Name and shame of today were

Car 1 Rego XZ7719 was some black ass hua from Kawerau who was going over 120, tailgating and constantly crossing the centreline, she really didn't know what the fuck she was doing.

Car 2 Rego PNEFC ran straight through a roundabout and i just about went through the front of his Jeep! complete cock!

Car 3 Rego RA4657 was an old man no suprises there, he would take off when it was clear to pass him, also over the centreline countless times and he also went to pass a truck and had half his car in the oncoming lane in which he nearly had a head on cause of it!!!

So yes that was my day, Oh yeah also battled the wind and rain most of the day so was a very busy one at that :P

Take care again!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Day 368 31/10/2011

Fucking hell man what a day filled with complete muppets!

The run went all as could be expected, just about got it all nailed now so that's all right and well.

Assholes of the day were as follows!

Car 1 Rego B0ILUP this cock was driving like a tosser, would speed off when someone went to pass him etc and cutting cars off.

Car 2 didn't get a rego i think it was something like EET78, purple holden speeding over 90 in the 70 zone etc

Car 3 was a truck same as above no reg, this asshole sat on 60 for ages not moving over for anyone and no it wasn't a full heavy load at all!

Car 4 rego RU6613 was filled with curry munchers driving like absolute cunts, passing on double yellow and oncoming traffic had to move over for him, tailgating and cutting cars off etc typical shitty driving from that breed!

Car 5 WB8365 some old biddy whore driving very slow and would slam on the brakes for every corner she went round!

Car 6 lastly, this asshole was speeding and tailgating other cars etc normal businessman driving style, Rego was FCA644

So yeah, nice day and shit as driving......

Take care once again to all and I appologise for my obscene language, i only vent this on here not in public :)

See you tomorrow.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Day 367 28/10/2011

The same day again really, left earlier today to see if the new run is working which it's hardly doing, but owell i think i have it sussed for now! all day was rushed with running being the slowest form of movement haha.

Also during the day i had the usual complete muppets on the roads which included the following.

Car 1 was a Navy van who ran through a roundabout in front of me in which i had to stop for him!! Rego was FET299

Car 2 Rego DHC651 now this muppet form Kawerau to Whakatane sat on 60kph in the 100 zones with a line of traffic behind him and not once did he move over!!! Fucking cock!

Car 3 Rego FCZ133 was some silly maori's who let thier 3-4 year old child jump around on the back seat of thier car as they sped along over the posted 70kph!! They didn't give a shit at all!

So yeah a very busy day and man glad the weekend is here!

See you Monday!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Day 366 27/10/2011

The same again today, a new run altogether and still im running round like a madman, only thing good is weight loss!!!

Assholes of the day included a Falcon who passed on double yellow lines Rego ETT712 couldn't wait 30 meters!

Then i also had some cock who ran through a roundabout when he was too busy txting and slammed on his brakes and ended up stopped right in front of me!! as he slowly lowers his phone! Rego was FAE925

So yeah that was it really, busy and fucking shit! well at least i have a job i guess eh ?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Day 365 26/10/2011

Yet the same again today just as i thought!

Today was still hectic as all hell and got back late as again......

On the roads today i had 2 people one was a tourist and another were indians so both tourists really or immigrants, the same thing really. Anyway they both would sit on a slow speed as soon as i caught them up they would take off over 110 but on corners they would slow right down to about 80ish so would fuck everyone off!

Apart from that and the tractors not pulling over it was a busy busy day and really glad to be done for today!

Take care and will see you tomorrow!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Day 364 25/10/2011

Well i can officially tell you my whole run is fucked!

Started earlier in the morning, and finished alot later than normal so 10 hours work and a 10 minute lunch break all day!!

So no drivers to report but man what a fucking day, the only thing good about it was the bloody hot sun haha.

So not much to say at all so i will say goodbye for now and i will see you all tomorrow! and yep another day like today ahead!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Day 263 21/10/2011

Today is what i call Fucking Friday, all the assholes come out to play!!

From people driving soo slow it's ridiculous to people driving too fast! Had holdups all day long with the long weekend holiday makers taking thier time going soo fucking slow holding up people that still have bloody jobs they are working for!

Had one complete muppet rego AGC469 who was carrying all these rusty car parts overloaded in his light truck, he was sitting on 70kph and not once managed to even move to the left at all as he sat there holding up tons of traffic!!!

Also had some other tosspot in a Corolla rego ERZ626 who would sit on 95 then as soon as it was all clear would take off at over 110!!

So from those assholes to others and including a hectic day with holdups and other things it was a pretty shit day really.

Can't be bothered saying much more as there isn't much haha.

Have a good weekend and will see you Tuesday!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Day 362 20/10/2011

It's Thursday and still i have one day to go >_< Feels like Friday that's for sure.......

Well my run today went a little smoother, i sat at home last night and thought about different options etc and came up with a new plan of attack :P So i tried it out and it's working pretty good so far :)

Anyway, assholes of the day are.

Car 1 didn't get the rego but some old whore cut me off and nearly hit me when she just pulled straight over on me not once but twice!!!

Car 2 Rego YD5443 was some mongrel who pulled straight out in front of me only to go 20kph and guess what, No ONE was behind me at all!!! couldn't just fucking wait one car always in a rush to get in front weather it's the benefit or takeaways!!! fucking muppet.

Car 3 was some cock munching toe rag who shot past me along a 70kph area going over 100! Rego was FWY418.

So yeah that was the idiots, apart from that all went ok i spose haha.

Take care once again and i will see you tomorrow!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Day 361 19/10/2011

Well i can officially say my day was a complete fuckup!

Communication is shot big time and is costing me dearly with time....... I only just got back home now! been one hell of a fucking day with stuff ups most of the day and errors being made and not by me!

Anyway apart from that only had one cock on the roads and that was a Prado rego AZK502 who ran a red light after our lights were green for at least 3 seconds and he just about collected a pedestrian crossing the road! talk about a cunt.

Well pretty fucked off right now, excuse my french.

So after that note, take care and i will see you all tomorrow!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Day 360 18/10/2011

Yet the same again for the morning run........ Due to communication not being dealt with accordingly the whole morning for me was a damn joke, had pickups here, there and everywhere rushing like a man with his dick cut off!

Althought after the morning everything went Ok i guess, apart from some of the rain and hail etc.

So really that is all i have to say which i know is boring as all hell, just that there is not much to say. Same ol run and no drama's with other cars today which is bloody rare haha.

Once again take care on the roads, specially when they are wet!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Day 359 17/10/2011

Fucking hell what a mission of a day!! From crashes to bad driving all sorts.

Well started the day filling up and heard some yelling and fussing round, turns out that a young guy put Diesel in a petrol van........... Not a happy chappy there!

Then carried on and the morning run was all pretty good but very rushed, had drama's with pickups etc.

After all that i was heading home for lunch then saw the aftermath of a ute rolling onto it's roof etc and other cars involved Read the article below

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/17514-crash-stalls-traffic-near-te-puke.html

Then headed off again after a short lunch and carried on only to have some indian driving like a fucking moron, all over the road driving on the wrong side of the road and passing on double yellows, tailgating and speeding, driving on the wrong side of the road round blind bends!! anyway called the police and after a little while he is now got over $1000 worth of tickets! Rego was ALP449

Then carried on and had some slower ones on the road etc and did the arvo run then headed home to find an elderly lady who drove the wrong way on the freeway!! she had a huge crash and most likely will die, i have no sympathy for her i know it is harsh but going the wrong way and not stopping you shouldn't be driving!!! Read about it below

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/17518-takitimu-crash-update.html

And

http://www.bayofplentytimes.co.nz/news/woman-driver-collides-truck/1139833/

So yes a pretty shit day really.

Take care and Don't bloody drive the wrong way!!!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Day 358 14/10/2011

Well slap my balls and call me jimmy! What a fucking day......

Started out with a little bit of rain which is alright but then got to Matata straights and was a nightmare with assholes with no lights on in silver cars!! No one could see anything ahead let along these idiots......

Anyway all morning was running round once again which is sometimes fun haha just not in the rain.

The idiots came out of the woodwork in the afternoon, cars were as follows.

Car 1 Rego EYC360 was a Smith & Smith glass transit van who was speeding up and down and also passed on yellow lines.....

Car 2 rego YW7189 was some family wagon thing who did the same as the van but also wandered all over the road and was a bit erratic.

Car 3 well this one takes the cake big time, i have never seen a fully laden log truck get up to 110kph before, i passed him when he was sitting on 95kph and he started speeding up and sat right up my ass, and a truck in your mirror very close to you is not what you want to see, specially if he is fully loaded!! so i sped up and got up to 110kph with him still going, lucky there was a stop sigh ahead and he backed off otherwise he would be on top of me!!! absolutely disgusting!! Rego was ETF945, a Fernz Group truck.

Also had the people txting and all over the road etc, also in whakatane this morning had some bunch of oldies going 20kph in the 50 zone!!! talk about a headache haha.

So yeah that was the day and the week for me, take care and i will see you all monday!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Day 357 13/10/2011

Well had yet another stressful day with alot of work which continued all day long!

Anyway the sun was finally shining most of the day had a tiny bit of rain but nothing to get me wet. Also had a fair few slow drivers today for some reason........ pretty weird but owell held me up a fair bit also had one asshole of the day which was a Ute Rego DGA88 who was cutting me off through te Puke when he was zipping in and out of lanes and tailgating other cars etc.

So other than that i think it was all that happened, just work rushing round like a madman again haha.

Take care again and i will see you tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Day 356 12/10/2011

Fuck this weather! haha, had drama's all day long with people driving stupidly in bad weather and also had flooding and slips damn weather haha.

Had the morning run sussed well i thought so till i got to Matata and had a few slips there that the boys were clearing, then battled flooded farmlands and roads.

Drivers of the day were.

Car 1 was a Edwards Truck rego EAT39 who ripped straight out in front of not onlt me but other cars, obviously did not want to wait 5 cars and had to be the big dog in front eh!! then he slowly carried on like a snail while we all slammed the brakes on and when in the highway he got up to 105kph!! no idea how to drive at all! yet another cowboy!

Car 2 was a buisnessman in his company Ford Mondeo rego EJP164 who was sitting right up people's asses and tailgating, erratic passing zipping in and out of others and speeding over 120 etc. See these types all over the place!

So yeah those drivers and campervans this morning not moving over except one, holdups all day long and extra pickups etc which led to a very stressful day but a busy one so not too bad haha.

Take care in this weather and i will see you all again tomorrow!

P.S CLEAN THAT FUCKING BOAT UP!!! (RENA)

Monday, October 10, 2011

Day 355 11/10/2011

Yet more shitty weather! Had alot of rain and wind today absolutely soaking......

Well with the shit weather yet again you get shit drivers, had a fair bit of fog/mist along the Matata straights and the amount of drivers even in the low visibility rain didn't have thier lights on!! Wtf ? so anyway, busy day once again and only one asshole to report.

Car 1 was some Mongrels kids in a Familia who stopped in the middle of the road, i passed then about 30 secs later they flew past over 130kph! then slowed down to 70kph and were back and forth over the road being complete muppets! Rego was CKM336.

So yeah, another day tomorrow with yet more rain on the way!

Take care and will see you all tomorrow.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Day 354 10/10/2011

Yet again with the bad weather comes bad drivers, i cannot believe how shit some of these people are at driving!

ill name and shame the drivers of the day first then carry on.

Car 1 was some hua in a red surf who jumped from lane to lane to cut me off which she did then tailgated other cars. Rego TG2891

Car 2 was some slow cock with a trailer, yes i know the speed limit for a trailer is 90 NOT 65-70! and stop sitting on the fucking centreline bloody hell if your going to go that slow PULL THE FUCK OVER!! Rego of the trailer was L572S

Car 3 was some Bunga in a rented Corolla who pulled out in front of me so i passed only to have him speed up when i was beside him, i had to floor it and get back in then he passed me going over 130!!! he carried on at that speed tailgating other cars and just being wreckless as! Rego was FSY444

Car 4 was one of the same people as last week if i remember right, Rego PERREN who passed a truck on the oncoming turning median with oncoming traffic! nearly hit a car and was tailgating other cars and speeding etc.

So that was the wankers of the day, the rest of the day was filled with Gusts of wind, rain off and on so really not a good day for driving haha.

Well take care and i will see you all tomorrow, heard it's going to be raining. Yay!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Day 353 7/10/2011

Fucking hell what a day!

Had the worst amount of drivers in the arvo that could not drive to save themselves that's for sure...... Also saw a couple of weird as bloody things too haha, one was a Pukeko having a good old root but ploughing the shit out of the other one in quite an agressive manner haha Then in Whakatane i saw some young slut getting fingered out the window of a car, she was leaning into the window with a short skirt which i saw moving alot, then i saw a hand "tickling" her haha typical weirdos there man!

Anyway enough of that crazy shit, drivers who were caught today were.

Car 1 Rego FYU446 was a RFH Truck who was sitting right up the back of another car very close tailgating it.

Car 2 rego ZB7539 was a white Hiace he was doing the same but right on this old lady's bumper, he then passed with oncoming traffic and then cut the lady off and just about hit her!

Car 3 Rego FWC322 this cock cut me off when i went to pass him and another car, i was at the back of him when he pulled straight over on me!!

So yeah had them plus heaps of others which i can't really be bothered putting them all up otherwise i might be here all night!

Take care over the weekend and i will see you all again Monday :)

Day 352 6/10/2011

Today was a mix of Sun and Assholes haha, Not many idiots but enough to make you wonder how they have a licence sometimes...........

Started the day heading off in the sun and had my vehicle back :D so couldn't be better, carried on my way and got to Pongakawa area when some little shit was going slow as, i went to pass and he took off over 120 WTF ? then he indicated for over 3 mins till he finally pulled into a driveway weird as owell. Rego was ZK3433

Then not long after i had some rugged as looking maoris who were doing the same thing, when going to pass they sped off, all over the road and constantly braking!!! Rego was DTA140.

Then at the end of the day i had a guy from Whakatane Council who flew through a roundabout cutting me off and then tailgating another car Rego was FMC198.

So yeah idiots of the day were not as many as i usually get etc but all good not as bad as some! Most of the day went without a hitch, had alot of running round which is always good :)

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow, FRIDAY!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Day 351 5/10/2011

Yet another busy and weird day.....

Started off going alright i guess then got stuck behind this wanker in a Grey Audi A6 Rego FQR540 who would block anyone from passing, he would not indicate when ripping into lanes, and would speed off when trying to pass him etc.

Then carried on my way and enjoyed a bit of sun before getting into Whakatane then off to Edgecumbe only to have some maori lady leave her 2 year old near a busy carpark i took the little girl over to the foot path and asked her to goto her mum, the mum then yells out "Fuck ow come here you little shit!!" Yeah good lesson you fat fuck! shouldn't even deserve a child, couldn't even look after a Big Mac if it sat beside her would be devoured in a heart beat!

Anyway, carried on and hit alot of rain in Kawerau as i carried on. Then back on the next run and all went ok till the courier said he was going to be late, found out when he turned up VERY LATE! due to car problems etc. Then heading home i had a fat islander in a Green Holden rego BDA290 who pulled out straight in frot of me in Te Puke then went well under the speed limit only to go about 130 in the passing lane and cut a car off forcing it nearly off the road!! fat cunt!

So yeah, that was my day.......... take care and i will see you tomorrow.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Day 350 4/10/2011

Well yet another fucked up day!

With not only drivers but car problems aswell!

Started the day off heading on my way with a bit of fog most of the way, did the morning run and all was going well.

I started to head back and got to Matata when some cock with his family in the car Rego EAK243 would sit on about 85-90kph then once you were behind them they would take off over 120kph and get about 500 meters away then slow down, you catch them again and they do it again and again and again!!! no idea at all.

So then got back and i had my car taken to the workshop due to problems so a replacement car was given to me *sigh* little and not very grunty....... Took off very late after the run around with the car, Not long after leaving i had some twat in a White libero Rego AWU507 who tailgated me from Te Maunga to Domain Road, Papamoa although i couldn't do shit cause i was in a line of traffic and there was double yellow lines the whole way so yeah unsure what his problem was just being a right cock i think :)

The rest of the day was hectic, running like a madman all round the place and the heading back was all going good then i was on Hewlitts road and this G-Dog in his black BMW rego ERW698 was going about 90kph in the bus lane underpassing tons of cars........

So yeah that was my day, very eventful once again haha.

Take care and i will see you all tomorrow

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Day 349 3/10/2011

Bloody hell it's the 3rd already!!! Going fast that's for sure.

Anyway back to the run, started off heading on my way with the pouring rain and the absolutely stupid people who drive on the open road with thier lights on only one click which you can't bloody see anyway and the ones with no lights on!! I mean it's pissing down with rain, turn your fucking lights on, not hard is it ?

Got to Whakatane and did the town run after a long slow trip stuck behind truck after truck on the way there. Then when leaving Whakatane i had a tosser in a Covenant Homes truck who when i was passing going round a roundabout (double lane) he cut the corner and i was forced onto the roundabout itself, i held the horn down and he just didn't give a fuck at all. Rego was UF4500.

Then got back after that and had some well deserved lunch, headed off again for another run and not far after leaving i had some tosser tailgate me and was crossing the centreline and driving like a complete nutter, he then shot past me going over 120kph, then wandering all over the road, unsure if he was having a bit of a tickle or not but he could't drive for shit!! Rego was FTH21.

Then had another slowish drive there and back with the rain hindering peoples driving alot! apart from that it wasn't too bad.

So once again drive safe and turn your lights on in the rain!!!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Day 348 30/9/2011

Well already it is the last day of September!! This year has gone soo fast.

So another day begun this morning and headed off into the sun for a drive and a half, suprisingly i have not a single driver to name and shame today!!

Had a few slow ones on the roads and some tourists that didn't quite know how to drive properly on NZ Roads but not that fussed.

This afternoon i had some maori people a couple both different times, one who stole some toys and another that barged in front of me and was going off at the receptionist when i was talking to her, i politely told her to get some manners before barging in and going off when i was talking :)

So yet another day down and it is Friday!! take care over the weekend and i will see you again Monday.

Oh and another note GO ALL BLACKS haha :)

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Day 347 29/9/2011

Well had another ventful day with a few drama's on the roads with idiots and so on.

First and worst asshole of the day was some complete cockface who passed a truck on yellow lines coming head on to me!! i had to move right over to the left nearly off the road to avoid getting hit by this clown!! Rego was AGP978 and was a Nissan Maxima.

Then after my morning run all was going well untill i got into Tauranga when some shit in a Waikato university car Rego FHN965 was speeding along and also didn't indicate when he cut me right off!! Maybe needs to learn how to drive, wonder if they do driving lessons there ?

Then did the whole arvo run and all went pretty good till i started to leave to come home and had some guy in a family wagon Rego BDF656 who would block anyone from passing by either speeding up or moving onto the centreline.

and last but not least was some arrogant prick in his Audi Rego M0GZ, who sped up behind me and sat up my ass then i had to stop for a red light which he had a huge hissy fit and threw all his toys out of the cot about it. He then took off and was tailgating other cars and zipping in and out not indicating and being a cock!

So yeah that was the day once again, now for a sleep and groundhog day tomorrow ?

Take care and i will see you again tomorrow.

Day 346 28/9/2011

Well yet another alright day but with added mess! haha.

Started out once again like always and all was going well untill i got to about Otamarakau when is aw a regal Haulage truck (again) tailgating very close to another car, the car was going 90 as it had a trailer and the truck should be limited to the same speed so no need to pass but he sat right up his ass for quite a while till i passed both, Rego was FMP584

Then the rest of the day was going alright, stopped in Whakatane only to be abused by Blackpower members for walking past them as they yelled fucking shit get the fuck out of Whakatane, you don't deserve to be here you cunt and so on. Good on you! Now get a fucking JOB!!!

Anyway back to it. Heading home after the whole days runs, had another driver in a Caldina who was all over the road don't even think he knew what he was doing....... Tailgating, speeding and driving all over the lane Rego was BEU826.

Then not long after had some complete muppet speeding and cutting people off, tailgating and wandering all over the place on Cameron Road Rego was EEK212

So yeah that was my day, fun and eventful eh.............

Monday, September 26, 2011

Day 345 27/9/2011

Another nice day yet there is still morons on the roads among us..........

Started off my day heading out and got only to Te Maunga when some maori in his Fairmont pulled straight out in front of me, cut me off only to take off over 100 in the 80kph zone........ He then sat up the ass of other cars tailgating and being a right cock! Rego was UD7793

Then carried on did my run and headed off to Kawerau only to get yet another maori and no im not trying to be racist it's just that is what they do there......... a guy in his Bighorn ripped past going over 120kph, whipping past cars and tailgating Rego was AZY493.

Then the same race again, in Kawerau this time, pulled straight out in front of me only to go a mere 25kph!!! complete fucking muppets Rego was ELP857

Lucky last comes from a little dropkick in his Skyline who pulled out up ahead of me, he then slowed down so i went to pass only to have this cuntface speed up and sit next to me blocking me from passing when cars were coming!! Dangerous as all hell, i slammed the brakes on and went back in only to have him slow down again!!!!!! Rego was ELW877

Apart from all those idiots the day was alright, had nice sun once again which is awesome. Something we need more of haha.

Travel safe and i will see you tomorrow!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Day 344 26/9/2011

Shit was quite suprised today to find 1 not much traffic and 2 not that many wankers!!

All morning was awesome, had the sun shining once again and hardly any traffic for a Monday which was great!! made travelling alot nicer.

But that didn't last long at all, got into Whakatane after lunch and as i was heading around Kope area this absolute monkey Black Power member just walked straight out in front of traffic forcing them to stop for him as if he owns the fucking world, bloody lowlife monkey!! He also had a Barcode on the side of his head so when he goes to WINZ they just scan it and off he goes.

Then heading home had some Big islander lady who i was passing she crossed the centreline and just about hit me!!! complete bitch, Rego was FME980.

So yeah that was my day, started good then ended alright, could have been better haha.

Take care again and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Day 343 23/9/2011

Well another eventful day in the Bay........

Started out heading on my way for the first run when i got to about Domain Road near papamoa only to start traveling at a mere 60kph, stuck behind lines of traffic this continued all the way to te Puke not only making me very late but others too. Once i finally got past the person holding us up it was no suprise to see who it was, McCleod Cranes and yes i know a crane travels slowly etc but to not move to the left and let others pass is a fucking joke, this isn't the first time either!!! Rego was CTP460.

After that i carried on with no drama's did the first run and was coming back for lunch when i had soem little cock in a BMW who was tailgating a truck and constantly crossing the centreline.......... After sitting behind him while he did this for 5 mins+ i then passed him and the truck and carried on, i got about 1km in front then he came flying up behind me only to do to me what he was doing to the truck the whole time, sat up my ass and was crossing the centreline over and over and over, called the police and this little shit got pulled over and given a few tickets for his behaviour!! Rego was PW4728

Apart from that the rest of the day went without a hitch and carried on nicely for a Friday!! which is what we all like to see :P

Well take care again and have a good weekend!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Day 342 22/9/2011

Fuck my days, God there are some complete Tossers on the roads!!!

Started off my day heading on my way enjoying the sun and did most of the morning run then when leaving Whakatane i had some maori chap in his BMW going between 25-30kph!!! holding up lines of traffic Rego EHQ205.

Then not long after that heading out of Matata i had a older man in a Kizashi Rego FQP755 who passed a truck just before a corner!! he then was speeding off and on behind a right cock and tailgating!

So that was that run, i then got back had some lunch then set off for another evening of fun!! Didn't last long before some Indians driving all over the road passed me over 120kph, then tailgated other cars while still driving all over the road again......... Rego was FTG372.

Then finished the rest of my run and started ot leave Whakatane only to have some little pimple faced newborn driving some Corona out of Whakatane who cut me off when he wanted to try and beat the traffic, then tailgating very close to others and speeding Rego PW3660

And to top it off had some winner from Kiwirail pass me when i was sitting behind another 2 cars and he passed just before a blind corner then had to slam on the brakes and cut me off cause he couldn't make it, well i could have told you that you cock!!! he then took off going over 120kph and was tailgating other cars too all the way to Te Puke, he got pulled over before then though..... Rego was DYH735

So yeah that was the wankers of the day............. Oh yeah also saw a 4x4 in Kawerau no WOF or Reg with a caved in roof driving round town like nothing is wrong............ Speaks for itself really ?

Well take care and i will see you again tomorrow.

Day 341 21/9/2011

Well after being away for a while sick i am now back to carry on what i am always doing and reporting on how bad NZ Traffic is haha.

Started the day today heading up to Maungatapu when a Smith & Smith glass car Rego ELU76 shot up behind me going over 70 in the 50 zone, then in the 70 zone he whipped past going over 100 easy!! he was the zipping in and out of traffic behind a right tosser!

After that tosspot the rest of the day was a breeze, took my time as i wasn't in any rush and enjoyed behing back and was loving he sun!! good stuff to come back to that's for sure.

So yeah carried on did the whole morning run and arvo and second run i was coming int Kawerau when some old man who has done this on another occasion i was turning right and he was the same but i was coming off a main highway and he did not look and went to pull straight out in front of me but nearly went through the drivers door!!! Rego is BSJ492 So be on the lookout for this old man!!

That was the day really, hope you all had a good one too and i will see you again tomorrow for more fun.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Day 340 12/9/2011

Fucking hell another bad day haha.

Started out with rain clouds that were dark as and that was alright as it wasn't raining yet.........

Anyway headed out on the way to te Puke and had some cock in his flash Audi txting and tailgating me while he veered all over the road..... Rego FSB725

Then not long after that at all had a old lady Rego CLJ607 who was sitting on 80 then would take off to 100+ and was all over the road, how she has a licence no one knows!!

Then as i was getting into Whakatane had another young girl who was sitting on just under 100, she then took off to over 120kph!! Rego YD1260, why can't people just be consistant ?

Then did all my morning run and was heading back had a bit of rain and shiity drivers too haha.

Got back had some lunch then took off again for another run, got to Bell road area and saw this truckie tailgating another car very very close!!! Rego was FFT454 absolutely no idea how to drive, he was fully loaded too!

and on the way home after my run i had a couple of girls who i was passing including another car, they pulled out behind me and started passing aswell, only thing was there wasn't any room for her!! She then cut in behind me nearly hitting me and the other car she passed!!! also just about having a head on with the car coming towards her!!!!!! Rego was DMA530

So yeah another eventful day :P

Take care and i will see you again tomorrow.............

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Day 339 9/9/2011

Well another day down and man what a day it was!!

All day long was GO GO GO!! no stopping apart from taking a piss haha, Had a fair few cocks on the roads today too which didn't help.

Name and shame now.....

Car 1 Rego XW9456 was a blue Subaru in Kawerau who passed a truck and car coming towards me, i had to brake and move to the left to avoid getting hit by this retard!!

Car 2 Rego CCA445 was an old man who did not know how to drive to save himself!, he was sitting the in the passing lane not passing, holding up traffic he also would tailgate cars and misjudge the stopping of his car as he nearly went up my backside when he flew over the railway!! so yeah no idea at all.

Car 3 Rego AFL972 was some curry munching ragtop who was chatting on his phone most likely how to get the best butter chicken or somecrap, he was all over the road tailgating me and others too!!

Car 4 Rego CSF311 was another old man sitting in the passing lane holding me and others up!! then sped off when i could pass him! complete cock

Car 5 rego FFQ155 Now this one i am just disgusted at, Yet another Regal Haulage truck who was sitting behind his mate in another truck the same going along Cameron Road at about 70kph!! it is a 50 zone you know........ if anyone had pulled out or ran across the road they would not have time to stop or anything no respect at all. This is why the School bus in Whakatane got hit by a logging truck!! speed and not looking where he was going plain and simple!!

So yet again another eventful day in the Bay.

Take care all and i will see you again Monday :)

Day 338 8/9/2011

Fucking hell there are some cocks...........

Had a very very busy day with more idiots on the roads

Here is the name and shame of the day...

Car 1 Rego FBM268 was constantly speeding up and slowing down when ever you wanted to pass this little cock took off!

Car 2 Rego WX7745 was a Eagle truck suprise suprise........ he was sitting on and over the centreline blocking me and other cars from passing him, complete fucking fat cock!

Car 3 Rego FQZ556 was a Generation Homes Commodore, he was all over the road, over the centreline aswell and speeding, tailgating etc also when he was over the road he was playing with something above the steering wheel....

Car 4 Rego ULURU was some old fuck who pulled straight out in front of me when there was no one behind me at all, i was sitting on 100kph and just about went up the back of this ass! he also was over the road and just about hit some road cones...

Apart from all those people and the mad rushing round today it was ok i guess, glad Friday is tomorrow!!

Take care again and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Day 337 7/9/2011

Well another bloody busy day!!

Started out ok heading off and was all going good and then the Elderly strike again!! Don't know if most of them thought it was Sunday but it fuckin wasn't!! Slow and all over the road, bloody joke!

After all that crap got to Otamarakau and some little shit came flying past me going over 120 not indicating when passing and tailgating etc. Rego was ZW2387

Then had a Ute Rego FEU681 who did the same pass me fast as then through Matata he was going at least 80-90kph through the 60 zone!!

and later on in the day had another maori couple go through Te Puke at about 80kph rego is ZJ1917

So yeah also had some truckies trying to block when passing etc and another Eagle truck tailgating and blocking by sitting on the centreline etc. Also some older lady who when i went to pass her she sped up and tried to close the gap i was going in, i pulled in anyway as there was still enough room the thick bitch!! bloody dangerous move that was she did!!

Well that was my day with the idiots on the roads..........

Hope i can get a normal day tomorrow!!

Monday, September 5, 2011

Day 336 6/9/2011

Well she was a pretty tame day that's for sure!!

Still had a few asshole on the roads but that's normal......... Had a couple of cars cross the centreline and some tailgating pretty bad.

Only car i had Rego QR5966 was a Suzuki Vitara who was speeding down 15th ave and tailgating others etc

and another one i had was a company car from Mobile Systems who was all over the road back and forth from 80-100 no idea at all, rego was YI9653

Apart form that it was a nice as day weather wise, no rain and cruisy all the way.

Take care for another day and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Day 335 5/9/2011

Well what can i say, today went pretty smoothly and only had a couple of idiots today which is all good.

Also saw the Police vehicle blocking the driveway in Pukehina of the person/people that got killed etc that is all over the news and so on.

So the drivers of the day were

Car 1 Rego FDQ683 who flew up the left of me at Domain Rd roundabout and cut me off, they then did the same through Te Puke

Car 2 Rego BJH924 did the same thing through Te Puke but after the lanes had merged he flew up pulled in front of me and slammed the brakes on as he nearly hit the car in front of me!!! fucking muppet old man!

But then apart form all that it went all good, had a few other assholes and so on but not worth doing anything about haha. Sun was pretty nice most of the day which is good too.

Well take care for another day and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Day 334 2/9/2011

Well well what a day!!

Boss made me take a full hour today so my afternoon was a complete disaster! But owell got back safe and sound haha. Idiots of the day were.

Bike 1 Rego MAKA2 who shot past cars along Cameron Road and overtook a car going about 90kph in the 50 zone passing just before a crossing where a lady was starting to cross!! complete and utter disregard to anyone at all as he was taking lives into his own hands!

Truck 1 Rego DDA945 was a Regal Haulage truck (no suprises there) who was going over 105kph, he also was blocking me from passing by sitting on the centreline when i was behind him, also when passing this cock he pulled over on my over the centreline!! utter shit!

So yeah apart from those 2 idiots the day went very slow but alright i guess.....

Also nice weather and was otherwise a pretty good day for driving :)

Have a good weekend and i will see you all again Monday!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Day 333 1/9/2011

Fuck me another crazy as hell day!!!

Had my run changed a bit today which put me way back being late most of the day!!

Also had some complete fucking morons crossing the centreline and just about hit me.

Car 1 Rego PE4885 was some little cunt in a Hilux ute who came flying round a bend in a 50kph area going about 65+ in my bloody lane!!

Car 2 Rego FEP432 who was tailgating a truck and coming towards me, when going to pass he was already in my lane and was coming closer every inch he got to me! can't people just wait a few seconds till I am passed them before trying to pull out and pass when i am right there ? fuck sake, everything is a damn race these days!

So yes, that was my day very busy and full of complete muppets!! Also they have taken the car away from Kawerau that i posted a pic of on it's roof!

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow YAY FRIDAY!!!!!!

Day 332 31/8/2011

Hmmmm what a day! That is all i can say and im no Dr Seuss however you spell it!

Started out heading on my run and everything went pretty good, got to about the last straight before Matata and saw thickish fog which lasted for a bit and was cool to see.

Then after that found out that my work had added extra things into my run which cuts out a part of my lunch break, Not Happy!! so yet again no communication with me on thier part which to alot of people is a bit of a joke..........

Anyway, all day went great just carried along nicely and did the runs etc, did the second run and was going sweet too and started to head home and saw this Audi fly up behind me pretty fast, he then tailgated me as i was passing a car and truck, he then took off at about 130kph!! Rego was DGY971.

Oh another thing i forgot was on 13th ave today had some moron try and turn right where it has a sign saying NO RIGHT TURN!! he just about crashed into the front of me!! complete fucking cock!

So there you have it, another day as a Courier haha.

Take care for another day and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Monday, August 29, 2011

Day 331 30/8/2011

Well another day in the Bay and i still have the usual assholes.......

So started off heading out on my way, only got to the Maungatapu passing lane when a subaru Rego YI4605 passed a car that was already passing in the median by the concrete median barrier on the right hand side!!! no idea at all complete muppet!

Then carried on with a bit of rain spitting off and on, got out to Whakatane and did the morning run and was heading towards Awakeri when i was behind a mazda MPV that said KORU Branding on the rear window, this old fuck did not want to be passed, he would sit on about 90-95kph and when you goto pass he would take off and pass in the stupidist places etc Rego was FSL744

Then on the way back on the first run had a Mazda BT-50 speeding off and on from 90-115 constantly up then down and up and down he had no fucking clue on how to drive a car! Rego was FWA270

Last but not least i had a silver previa on the way back to Whakatane after lunch that was sitting behind a truck not passing but constantly looking to pass and still didn't even when it was clear for miles!! so when it was clear again i passed and then later on after i was about 1.5km's ahead of him he passed and then caught me up very fast!! would have been going over 120-130 easy i reckon, then tailgated me all the way from Otamarakau to Matata dropping off about 500meters then flying back up behind me tailgating etc Rego was ETN732.

So yeah that was my day haha.

Once again to all take care and i will see you all again tomorrow.

Also here is a pic of the car that rolled in Kawerau, only just saw it lying there in the farm.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Day 330 29/8/2011

Well started the morning off following a truck who ran a red light well after it went red too! Rego was BZT106.

Then after that had a bit of light rain for most of the trip to Whakatane, also was running pretty late as had a few extra things to do! but by lunch time i had caught back up haha.

Then had the arvo and all was going pretty smoothly, saw a car that had crashed either in the weekend or early morning today which was on it's roof before Kawerau and had Police Tape all oround it etc.

Then after the late run started to head home and got to about Pukehina area when i got behind this guy in a MX5 Rego PL6511 who slowed down and was going all over the road, crossing the centreline and wandering back and forth, wouldn't have a clue what he was on but he couldn't drive haha.

So yeah pretty good day overall today which is always a bonus!!

Take care again to all and i will see you again tomorrow :)

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Day 329 26/8/2011

Yeehaa, what a day!

Started out pretty good with sun shining and all was sweet, got to about Domain Rd near Papamoa and saw this little cock in his flash subaru rego FRW1 who was all over the road, i followed him all the way to Whakatane and this is what i saw from him.

I saw him pass on double yellow lines and on medians, tailgate others, pass with oncoming traffic and erratic behaviour like speeding then slowed down to 90 so i passed him, he started going right back about 500m or so behind me then would come right up and pass me only to slow down again etc. So called the police and found out this mongrel was wanted due to other charges etc and he got pulled over in Whakatane and got issued tickets etc no fucking idea at all.

So then after that did my whole morning run without a hitch and went back for lunch and off again for round 2 haha. That's when i had a Hilux Surf thing in Te Puke who nearly hit me when he went to pull in front, he then cut me off later on through Te Puke and was speeding and tailgating etc just being a complete asshole.

The rest of the day after that was all good and no problems what so ever :)

So with that note, take care and have a good weekend!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Day 328 25/8/2011

Yet more complete and utter cocks on the roads today!!

Well once again headed off on a day that looked like it could have rained but didn't which is good :)

Came across a Mitsi wagon Rego EZR199 who was sitting on 60kph in a 100 zone holding up lines of traffic!!! didn't bother moving over though fuckin imbecile!

Had a good truckie from Mike Lambert let me know it was all clear to pass today which was awesome!! then not long after had another cock who was in Kawerau speeding over 120, tailgating others and passed on yellow lines Rego was ZG7524.

Then had a Corolla shoot up behind me was going over 120 at least he then sat behind me going back and forth over the centreline multiple times, and passing on yellows aswell! Rego ASE149.

Last but not least had a holden who was in the middle lane at Maungatapu and i was in the right, i had just come up the side of him and he pulled straight over on me, no indication and didn't even bloody look the cunt! Rego is DWW188

So yeah, that was my day. Glad it is over!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Day 327 24/8/2011

Only had 2 wankers today which was a miracle haha.

Morning was great headed out on the way with another nice day in the sun, did all the morining run and all was well cruising along although a little bit pushed for time haha, wasn't till i started heading back when the assholes came along.

Well all except a Linfox truck which i think is one of the other Provincial ones who flicked his indicator and let me know it was all clear, you legend!! Need more courteous people like you around!!

Anyway had a truck from NZL Group rego BQW451 who sat soo far up my ass if i had tapped the brakes he would have been up me!! absolutely no idea how to drive a truck properly at all!

Then not long after that i had some silly fuckin tart in her new Ford Falcon rego EUL625 who sat in the passing lane not passing holding up traffic as she fucked along most likely adjusting her vibrator as she couldn't drive!!!

So yeah that was my day, better than yesterday though! Take care and see you tomorrow :)

Monday, August 22, 2011

Day 326 23/8/2011

Well today i have just about seen it all!!!

I will start with the morning though and get the rest of the day out of the way....

Morning run went all smoothly with only a few holdups like roadworks and the usual slower driver etc, got into Kawerau and the first idiot of the day appeared. It was a maori family who's toddler was jumping all over the back seat unrestrained........ no care in the world by the mother at all! rego was ENR888

Then got back after a nice drive in the sun, had some lunch then back off, did kawerau then Edgecumbe and was coming along heading towards Awakeri when i saw this person flying along in the air!!! i was like wtf! saw heaps of steam and a car in the ditch on it's side after rolling along, what i guess happened is she was going too fast lost control had a head on and rolled with no seatbelt on only to be flung out of the window!!! She did not look too well and wasn't a good sight at all!

So yeah another shit day....... Take care again to all and wear your seatbelts for god sake!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Day 325 22/8/2011

Fucking hell there are some complete cunts out there!!

The moring went bloody awesome started out with this mercedes driver though who was going slow as then took off when i went to pass him, but after that it was cruisy as.

Also had a K&S Freighters truck move right over and let me pass, gave him a courtesy toot he did the same and carried on!! This is once again a good professional trucker! Good on him!

Time for the name and shame part again *sigh*

Car 1 Rego CYA317 was a silver Kenworth truck who i saw tailgating a car very closely out of Te Puke this arvo don't know what drugs he was on, no idea at all.

Car 2 Rego XK3715 was a Red Accord who sat up my ass one stage nearly went up it!! and was speeding etc and cut a truck off when he flew up the side of the truck when the lanes had merged already!

Car 3 Rego FTM938 just about killed me when he crossed the centreline on a bend in the road i had to swerve over to the left and he just missed me!!

Car 4 Rego BTG775 was a van from ESS or E.S Services who i see regularly speeding and being the floppy cock he is overtaking at speed quite fast, tailgating cutting cars off etc.

Car 5 Rego DJW367 was a lady with kids in the back who didn't even look right when she ran through a roundbaout and i just about hit her!!

Car 6 rego i didn't get was a Ford trnsit who passed a truck just before a corner and just about hit the car in front of me and also me aswell!! don't know what he was thinking passing right before the bend!!!

So yeah that was the day from hell really..........

Like i always say TAKE CARE on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow, hopefully not as bad as today!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Day 324 19/8/2011

Fucking hell what a slow bloody day!!

Started off getting held up by some thick fuckin old man who had no clue on how to drive at all when driving his old bedford along at 60kph!!! holding up lines of traffic Rego is RH2819

Also had another old man towing a camper going the same speed also holding up lines of traffic who i got stuck behind from Te Puke to Matata Rego R312G

The whole day was spent getting held up by extremely slow drivers!!! Wouldn't have a clue why they couldn't stick to the speed limit, must be something in the water ?

Had some fucking cock wanna be gangster too in Kawerau who ran a stop sign forcing me to slam on the brakes for this muppet only for him to pull into the next road!! also it was all clear behind me but no, that is not the Kawerau way, has to be in front!!!! Rego FSH949 and was a blue Rav4.

So yes, very very slow day which i am glad is over now!!

Take care over the weekend and i will see you all again Monday.

Day 323 18/8/2011

So yeah another average day today with another few idiots once again.

Car 1 today was a Eagle truck (no suprises there) who passed a car & trailer on yellow lines coming towards me! had to slow down to let him carry on when not far behind me it was all clear for him to pass anyway Rego was EHT274

Car 2 Rego FLM951 was a Mike Lambert truck who was sitting right on my ass, not like i could do anything with another truck in front of me and no passing areas all round.......

Car 3 Rego DAY155 was a CRV who blocked me everytime i tried to pass him

Car 4 Rego CAZ915 was some cock who cut me off the sped off and cut another car and sped off again and tailgated more cars......

So yeah an eventful and quite busy day today!! but weather was damn awesome!! loved the sun and cruising along the whole morning went without a hitch.

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow, Friday!!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Day 322 17/8/2011

Well had a pretty tame day today which is bloody rare as hens teeth!!

Started off the day heading out again like always, enjoying the cool fresh air and nice clear weather, carried on with the run with no problems at all and did all the morning part in Whakatane but when heading into Kawerau had this lady in front of me who was following a 4x4 ad she would do everything he would do, he would pass a car and she would do the same, she did that with traffic coming head on too!! also tailgating and wandering all over the road too!! Rego was ESL274

The last car of the day was from Jacks Machinery in Whakatane who pulled straight out in front of me when i was going 100kph!! i had to slam on the brakes as I had no where to pass at all!!! Rego was EQN915

So yeah busy day apart from that with heaps of items to be picked up etc......

Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow :)

Monday, August 15, 2011

Day 321 16/8/2011

Well man what a day, had a fair few cocks on the roads today!!! Probably more than i have had before.

Assholes of the day are

Car 1 Rego ENE876 who was in a Mitsi outlander was speeding over 120, tailgating and passing cars on corners!!

Car 2 Rego CTD691 Legacy was going over 80kph in the 50 zone whipping round corners and speeding round

Car 3 Rego ERM87 was a ford Transit van who tailgated me was also speeding

Car 4 Rego GAP379 silver Skoda with some elderly man driving a mere 30kph!!! Need i say more ?

Car 5 Rego DQN744 shot past me over 120 and sat on that speed

Car 6 Rego FZA979 which i think was the worst of today by far, this elderly man pulled out from Maketu Rd onto the main Highway as we were going 100, the car in front swerved to the left and just about hit the barrier when passing him, the next car just about went up the back of this old cunt, and i had to slam on the brakes to avoid going up the back aswell. He then in Te Puke slammed on the brakes for a lady waiting to cross in the grass median, the van behind him nearly ran over the top of this old cock they held the horn down and the old man didn't know what the fuck was going on, wouldn't have a clue how he got his licence at all........

So yeah they were the complete and utter morons that filled my day with trauma and fun. Most of the day was alright apart from them, the morning was still a fair bit cold but then turned out all good by Mid morning which was good for running round in.

Well once again sorry for the cursing :) and take care on the roads and i will see you all again tomorrow.