Day 674 28/3/13

Well with Easter in the horizon all the slow holiday makers came out to fuck me off today haha. All day long i battled slow drivers from campers, boaties, motorhomes, trailers and the trucks and normal drivers in between! Had 2 assholes of the day Car 1 Rego CNK429 was some maori hua from Kawerau that had 2 young kids jumping round the back seats no seatbelts in a 100kph area with no care in the world, Wow great parenting there! Car 2 Rego UR9097 was a guy from Waiotahi Contractors who flew past me going over 120, tailgating me and other cars, passed me on yellow lines too and to top it off he got pulled over by the cops hahahaha Shame dickhead! Apart from them the rest of the day was bloody slow! Glad it's over and bring on the long weekend! Take care and travel safe all!

Day 673 27/3/13

Yet another day filled with fuckwits all day long! Started off with some slow muppets heading out of Te Puke and that carried on and on and on. Car 1 of the day once again this burnt motherfucker Rego RK2461 was sitting right up my ass when i had cars in front of me, not like i can go anywhere ? He was also speeding before that to before riding my ass! Car 2 Rego SJG01 was some lady in one hell of a hurry, she was mucking around like a snail, i passed her and others and only to have her come flying past me over 120 tailgating other cars, passing on yellow lines and weaving over the road etc....... Also had a BNT car all over the road crossing the centreline too, and some posh stuck up slut in a Jag who would not pass at all but would block anyone else passing her and the truck she was tailgating as she weaved over the centreline. Finally got past her and the truck and she followed later on, plenty of times to pass but sat there in her V8 which she has no clue in the world how to drive.... So take care for another day and see you all tomorrow!

Day 672 26/3/13

So Tuesday and already we have the most assholes on the roads this week alone! Car 1 Rego FYC458 this lady was too impatient as she was going over 120 and underpassing everyone even though we were all sitting on 102......... She then cut a car off and slammed her brakes on Car 2 Rego AWF812 another lady this time txting and driving...... She nearly hit the side of 4 different cars including nearly hitting a median barrier...... Also had some maori cuzzies constantly speeding up and slowing down, would go slow in the open road but in townships they would speed off, when i passed they gave me the fingers and were yelling shit out, Yeah real nice you inbred fucks! They were heading to Kawerau so no surprise there eh ? Well the rest of the day was alright still had a few more idiots and the weather stayed nice all day which was another bonus! Take care on the roads and I will see you all tomorrow for another round!

Day 671 25/3/13

Far out what a day! When i got up it was cold as then the sun came out and man it was a nice day, although the assholes on the roads today were a fucking joke! Half the people on the road must have got their licence from a weetbix box cause they plain can't drive! Included in the people that can't drive are Car 1 Rego FZS888 this old man was too impatient to wait till it was safe before passing, he did it once on double yellow lines and then right on a basically blind corner in which he was only just pulling back in when the oncoming cars came past! Should have seen the look on their face, not nice to see! Apart from that it was a long day, just finished and sort of can't wait for tomorrow haha. Well take care and see you all tomorrow for another round on the roads!

Day 670 22/3/13

Fuck me what a cunt of a day! Started off with the great driver from Fonterra Rego FYU439 or Truck number 841 this young cunt of a cowboy was tailgating cars with his empty tanker as he sped through a 80 zone going 90 then when i came up to pass him at Domain road roundabout he cut straight over on me forcing me up onto the roundabout before tailgating another car trying to block me from passing which i wasn't going to do with that shit driving, then when we got into Te Puke he sped through there going at least 65-70kph no chance for anyone if they ran across the crossing! And all of this driving for what ? he stopped at the dairy in Waitangi just out of Te Puke!!! Also had some maori dick in a Yellow Falcon Rego ESB327 who was going about 130kph all over the road and centreline swerving back and forth trying to be in front and race everyone! Apart from them there was the slow ones which held me and other up big time and the weather was nice.... Nothing else to say really ? Take care and have a good weekend!

Day 669 21/3/13

Well today went pretty good! Had a good run nearly all day apart from a few idiots which were in too much of a rush, also heard the Hospital in Whakatane found skull remains when digging in the dirt.... Anyway Car 1 Rego EMS726 was some cuzzies racing themself to get home going well over 120 cutting into the oncoming lane around corners etc Car 2 Rego FWG985 this van which had Microlene on the back window was doing the same sitting on around 120 flying past every single car he came up behind! Then near papamoa once again the good old Bay Hopper Rego EZG391 (#777) sped round the roundabout at Domain Road trying to overtake a ute round the outside, he didnt make it and the ute carried on only to turn off. The bus then slowed right down to 50 in a 80 zone holding a huge line of cars up! Apart from all of that the day went smoothly and was pretty good, got back early too which is always a bonus! Take care on the roads and see you all tomorrow!

Day 668 20/3/13

Well another fucked day with absolute morons on the roads including a truck from Watchorn Rego FMQ280 who i have reported and seen numerous times doing the same shit over and over, today he was tailgating a car very close and when they went to turnoff he just about ran over the top of them and had to swerve into the oncoming lane nearly hitting a motorhome, he then took off up to 105kph+ for a while before slowing down, i then passed only to have him come half into the oncoming lane for no reason when i was right beside him, he saw me too but why he did it i don't know, nearly hit the side of my vehicle!! Then once i was ahead and passed some more cars he did the same, tailgating every single one till he got past them! Apart from that cunt the rest of the day was filled with people going well under the speed limit with no clue how to drive and the weather started cold in the morning then heated up and got pretty warm throughout the day.... So that is all really, take care on the roads and I will see you again tomorrow for more idiots and mayhem ?