Friday, April 13, 2012

Day 464 13/4/12

So another day down and another mess left behind on the roads for others to clean up. For those that havn't seen, another truck going too fast at Otamarakau rolling round the corner. Article found here http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/24100-truck-rolls-on-sh2-near-matata.html And yes i got detoured round the back of Fucksville twice! Cost me a shit load of time and nearly had 2 accidents on the loose gravel because the stupid assholes that never have driven on the gravel decide to travel at the same speed as normal and nearly lost it on the corners head on!!!! So with that note, lets get on with the asswipes of the day shall we ? Car 1 Rego was DQP134 this cock from te Maunga to Te Puke would constantly speed off then slow right down this happened time and time again! Car 2 Rego DBW546 this maori whore did the same thing untill i passed her she then slowed right down and got left behind, thanks for that bitch! Car 3 Rego CGC281 this is another example of someone with no driving sence at all speeding up and slowing down all the time! Car 4 Rego CEU981 another bunch of cuzzies who were sitting right up the ass of other cars laughing thier heads of trying to pass when they couldn't and speeding etc So yeah, another great day on the roads of mayhem.................. Have a safe weekend and I will see you all next week.....

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Day 463 12/4/12

So another day on the roads and nearing the end of the week which is always a bonus really specially when you have had a shit week! Only one major asshole of the day and that was this complete braindead cunt who when i was sitting on 100kph he rolled straight through a giveway sign in front of me, if i had tried to even stop i would have been soo far in his car it wasn'nt even funny so I passed him on the turning median on the right, he then flashed his lights and waved his arms round like a Orangutang in a hissy. His rego was EYK271 and it was a Nissan Wingroad in grey, now if i had done this to someone at any time which i wouldn't cause that is the most stupidist thing i have seen for a while i would expect them to pound the shit out of me!! Hope he learns his lesson one day when someone goes right into him, next time he does that to me i won't be so forgiving! Well the rest of the day was alright i spose, had a bit of rain near the end of the day but apart from that it was smooth sailing haha. Well take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for the last round of the week.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Day 462 11/4/12

So I am back again after a few days off chilling during Easter, with that is always the assholes haha, cannot for the life of me seem to get a decent day without any interuptions.............

Well started off and only just got down the road when a Tirau Earthmovers truck carrying dirt was loosing it all over the road causing a huge dust storm which me and the other cars behind could not see for the life of us, he didn't give a shit as he carried on the freeway nearly causing accidents etc. Also did not have it covered like normal. Rego was ASE763

Then not long after at all had some what looked like indian driving a Corona Rego UU6254 who pulled out in front of traffic and drove in the oncoming lane till he cut someone off, he then slowed right down and held us up then sped up and was braking randomly before slamming on the brakes and nearly having a truck up his asshole!

The third asshole of the day was a K&S freighters truck Rego CRZ106 who was sitting right up the ass of another car, even if he was going slow no need to tailgate that close!!!

Lastly this muppet when i went to pass him and a campervan he pulled straight out in front of me nearly hitting the front of me car then he indicated!!! He then slowed right down after we pulled back in! After this he was wandering all over the road being a complete cock and just about did the same thing again when i went to pass another car........ Rego was DEY813

Oh i forgot there was a crash on the way home near Te Puke Golf Course when 4 cars all indians who were tailgating each other at night in the pouring rain and when that happens and cars need to stop in a hurry what happens ????

They all crash!! Hahahahahahaha, car in the middle munted as and all i could do is laugh cause i have seen them driving like absolute cunts like they own the fucking road, good to see they took themselves out this time and not someone else!!! Good bloody job!

Apart from all that the day wasn't too bad until the afternoon when the weather turned shithouse..........

Take care and i will see you all again tomorrow for another round of fun.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Day 461 5/4/12

Why the fuck do people drive soo slow when they go on Holiday ? All day long i had tourists from other parts of NZ driving along at well under the speed limit and no cops pulled any of them over which was a bit harsh.........

Some of the asshole today were

Car 1 Rego EYG536 this guy from Valley Rd Panel & Paint who was speeding over 120, tailgating closely and crossing the centreline constantly.

Car 2 Rego ARB649 An older man who passed a truck & Trailer unit right before a blind bend! Lucky the car coming the other way round the corner saw him and moved over, the old man had to cut the truck off to get back in!

Car 3 Rego TAYIAH now this bitch is not the first time i have seen her doing crazy shit like this aswell and won't be the last either. She was sitting right up the ass of another car and crossing over the centreline constantly aswell.

So yeah also had the Mob parked up in the middle of the road having a chat, had to go on the grass and kerb to get round them! and another cock who was towing a trailer moved over to the left for me to pass and when i was next to him he tried to pull back on me pushing me into the oncoming lane fucking muppet!

Well glad that shit is over today................. See you next week!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Day 460 4/4/12

Man it was a warm day, bloody hell haha!

Most of the day I had warm wind and strong as blowing the car round all day long!

Also had the muppets of the day too which never seem to end!

Car 1 Rego CTQ824 was a Red Estima who would sit on 80kph and when it was clear to pass this old man would take off over 100! he did this time and time again.

Car 2 Rego EDD795 another man who was speeding and thens at right up my asshole tailgating like the ass monkey he was.

Car 3 Rego DLG883 this elderlyish man underpassed me when the 2 lanes had already merged into one a few meters back and cut me right off, I held the horn down and then he waved his arms in the air like it was my fault! These are the causes of crashes on the damn roads........

Car 4 Rego DAY204 Now this silly slut from Whakatane to Te Puke would sit on a slower speed to piss anyone behind her off and as soon as it was clear she would take off over 100 she also would sit on the centreline so no one could see to pass!!!

So that was my day, hope you had a better one!

See you all tomorrow for another round on the roads.

Day 459 3/4/12

Fucking hell what a day from hell!!!

Started earlier today to have a chat with the boss etc which is all good, headed off and got to Hauone when once again seen the same truck i see most days crossing over the centreline!! Rego was NTHCHL works for Pams!

Then not long after that i saw some stupid stupid bitch who passed a line of cars in the oncoming turning median with oncoming cars aswell and just about had a head on when she continued to pass a truck!!! Rego was TN1672

Then at the end of the day after battling alot of heavy wind i had a complete CUNT! from Kada who passed me after going well over 120 to catch me and was speeding in roadworks etc, he flew past me on a dip in the road at high speed with oncoming cars which had to move over and then he nearly had a head on! He then continued on speeding as he passed on corners and more yellow lines etc Rego was GCL382!!!!!!!!

So that was my day, Oh and forgot to mention, got held up big time tonight and didn't finish till 7pm!

Over today big time..................

See you all tomorrow for another day and hope it's not like today!

Monday, April 2, 2012

Day 458 2/4/12

So another week has begun and yet the idiots are still on the roads!!

Starting out with a comment i made last time from Friday when i said about the car getting hit by a petrol tanker. Apparantly an elderly lady pulled straight out in front of a truck so yeah..............

Anyway today, had a few truckies being idiots speeding and tailgating each other and not letting others pass and so on. Also had some other slow drivers speeding up and slowing down most of the day including the following.

Car 1 Rego FMY436 this slut of a lady was sitting on about 85-90kph as soon as the passing lane came up she floored it and went over 110kph easy, then slowed back down after! She did the same on the next one as well and went well over the speed limit then too!

So yeah, weather wise had a few spits but rest of the day was a real shit muggy type of weather which was an ass to work on, Aircon didn't quite cut it and just having the window open was a joke too haha.

So have a good night and I will see you again tomorrow for another round of fun and adventures.

Travel safe on the roads!